₦airaland Forum

mirakuru:
cool! I can now understand clearly that your sense of understanding is so narrow. let me quickly school you a bit. are you so brain dead that you do not know the difference between appreciation and needs. there is no one on earth who doesn't set goals, but while you set your goals it is expected of you to at least appreciate the ones at hand. so just because all my dreams are yet to come true, I shouldn't appreciate the little I have... my dear your own case is capital frustration, I will advice you not to use your frustration to spoil other people's joy. whether they have achieved or not it's their business and business alone to do whatsoever that pleases them.

Peace

Dygeasy:
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I VOTE

IAMKINGZLEE
KENNETH205
CUTEZT
ICHOMMY

CC: NLJEGA

donmula:
Good morning lovelies,

Yay, it's your birthday. Happy birthday and God bless your new age. May this new year brings you unprecedented joy, excitement and success to all your endeavours. Amen!

Please guys I want you to vote for our very handsome and witty contestant on today's Mr. Nairaland. He's no other but charming iamkingzlee.

Here's the link to the voting thread https://www.nairaland.com/3265483/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-semi-final and all you need do is type I vote for iamkingzlee and cc: NLJega for your votes to count. Your vote will go a long way. Thanks


LordClem spajenny muyicomms Adegokedamisky dmkcah, HzRF Elemo45 Sempumping, Staru1 ifewunmy

Thanks.....pls keep voting.

rockyh:
many u AR blessed among others. As u celebrate yet another new year, nations shall celebrate your success in life hbd

Thanks so so much rockyh

SmellingAnus:
Happy birthday bro... Wishing you many more fruitful years...

Thanks so much my bro SmellingAnus

Teempakguy:
anyway, happy birthday, I hope you celebrate the next one with better memories than this one.

Yes Teemp'guy, bcs I will never know better of yesterday.
Am celebrating it but not in a big way bcs I lost my uncle, the burial is next tomorrow.

mirakuru:
being alive in stable health is not enough achievement? do you know how many sick people wish they could achieve stable health. people like you are always ungrateful and uncontented even when you have what others don't..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jare, may you continue to experience it in stable health and good success

Mentioning what I have achieved is not an ideal for me. I have really achieved a lot. Thanks mirakuru.

mizzbouqui:
Happy baidayyy

Thanks deary.

KELVINXY:
happy Bday bro.

my ur days be long like Methuselah

Thanks KELVINXY INTERNATIONAL

Teempakguy:
What exactly is the accomplishment that you are celebrating?

before you all go berserk on me, you need to realize that it's a valid question.

I don't think I'll ever understand the point of birthdays.

but anyway, as social conventions demand:


HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS!!!!

If not for anything but for the gift of life, adding to good health, am not more perfect than the dead.
Thanks dear for your good wish.

ellacute45:
Happy birthday

Thanks, God bless you.

Kherry:
Happy birthday,more age with grace nd good health

Thanks darling.

slimthugchimee:
hbd my man........ your un my birthmonth thou here are cakes i specially baked for you .....i like baking thou

Thanks my oga.

francisdeacn:
Happy birthday to you. long life and prosperity.

please, manage the cake I bought from shoprite in the middle of the night. lol

Thanks so much francisdeacn, God bless u.
Happy new month.

3rd august is my birthday: below is the sweet message I got from wife to be. Am So exicted : 2day a prince is been born no oda person dan my beloved husband to be,my desire, my hope, my happiness, my joy, my sweetie, d man I cherish so much, d man I will spend my whole life with, d man dat give me joy whenever I'm sad, Sweet m u are always there for me in time of need,honey I wish u long life and prosperity, joy,happiness,favour,peace,and many more years ahead Amen. I love you so much sweet m,my everything.

It was a hectic day for Alvan ikoku colleage of education today as their provolt asked them to vocate the school today, very unlikely as final year students ought have started exam today before the riot conflict, I really pity them just because of school fees. God provides the needys.

My beloved nairalanders, pls let's treat our ladies like queen, without with -standing make use of our brain.
Nothing on earth is as sweet as "peace" and "rest of mind".
Loving a lady is different from maintaining a lady, so let's cut our coat according to our size, no food for a lazy man.
If you must date,then you must provides, nothing vaulable is ever free,no-matter how she may loves you,you always have a task ahead. One thing is fail in love, another thing is to remain love.. It's not easy to fall in love. If your love is left with service provider,you are on the way to loose your lover. LiFe itself is a risky,you must always take a risk. Ladies loves those older than them,so don't be in hence or behave younger than her,lolz.

Jirate:

And the dummy is boasting that if election is done today, he would still win, might be he thinks Nigerians are synonymous with hardship. If only he knows how much anger we have for him, he would just vacate that office and run away.

Lolz, you are there

Life tends to be a lesson, thought,we are all a learner.
No perfect human being is perfect in every-thing,quote me wrong any-where any day. You might be as perfect as a good engineer but you can't be likewise as a lawyer.
I met this lady late 2010 in alapere-ketu comprehensive senior high school,agadi,lagos state.(agadi means stubborness). I picked-up and cater for her as from ss1-current final year at ANSU(anambra state university),she hails from mbaitolu l.g.a,imo state. After all I spent on her, such as waec ,neco(special center-non appearance),jamb,post-jamb, computer expert technology school, properties like Tv set, video,bike, I tided their rooms,invested much on her but all seems to be forgotten now.
HEAVY ERRORS FROM HER:
1. I opened two bank accounts ,without her knowing that I inputted my email as notification alert,thou it's free.
She kept withdrawing,each time I ask her, she will deny it until a heavy amount was withdrawn about #100,000, she denied again, I took her to bank for possible solution,at least to prevent future occurance but bank insisted that she was the one withdrawing it. It happened at accessbank,beside zenith bank plc, bank-road douglas,owerri imo state.
She kept denying until bank manager involves police and the cctv was replayed,my most embrassing moment.
2. Spreading my pictures to any single that calls me.
3. She broke bottle to stamp me infront of my cousin brother ,but accidentally it hitted her kneel and we rushed her to maternity.
4. She is working in hotel while awaits her final exAm.
5. Etc.
The bottom is "it is finally over between us, she can now tell that she can't marry an army man, thank God,God- sent has arrived and new decision has been taken.
All girls are not the same.

kenedy175:
For over 5 decades he has kept his nation safe. But he looks way less than 50. Or was he referring to the Nigerian army??

Meanwhile, may God keep him safe!

5 decades= 50, army does allow to serve unto that, even with projection is never done. Error in his typing. Army was established in 1863, you can't exceed 35yrs in service even those in medical corps.

KnightRod:
to live is to love



I hope you've secured another Job? You can't take care of a woman with only Love.. You need money..

True talk, I studied mechanical engineering at NDA,kaduna.
Moreso, I invested in transportation.
Thanks for your candid advice.

KnightRod:
I hope they don't catch you tho.


I hope your resignation was approved and you're not a deserter?? Or a runner??



Have it your way shaa.. I'm sure your Lady would see this as a very Romantic gesture/act/resignation.. Whatever..


Don't bad mouth the army.

Approved one. True words frm me

halfricanadian:
Wish u a blissful relationship

Its part of things you do for love

Thanks

Good day ladies and Gentle men, let me use this privillage to educate and eradiculate most of your ignorances.
I ley down my life my india delta which simplify my identity in NA(nigerian army).
I resigned because I love my lady so much,she is my strenght,my hope,my joy ,my every-thing. I joined nigerian army through recruitment NA/008/06 ,Golf company. I left NA and applied for NDA,63rd RC/2010 which I was successful at AFSB ,I passed out from there and was currently serving till recent development. Life without my lady will be misrable. Let me not bore you with much stories,here are her reasons: following the reactions in co-existing in nigerian armed forces,am glad to inform you that nigerian military is over politcal now, quote me any where.
The fractional and frictional In army pro-selection, posting and assigning is neither here nor there, your smile may be as good as mine.
However, "He who has nothing to hide,absolutely hides nothing from you" army is a cult,take it or leave it.
Nevertheless,it is no longer a new news regards to firing of our men by co-worker in enugu state.
Excerpts: 75RRI which left their respectives zonal areas for Depot,Zaria,kaduna state for completion of training but rather than training them,it has turn so bloody. 105 represents each state of the federal republic of nigerian and imo state is left below 30.

Çhai, this reminds me my ex-spiritual friend,she was holy holy type untill I invited her, she carrys many beg, it was her friend that save me that day,

kuchikau:
....
ABJ

Dssc/Ssc army is out!

On friday been 22nd of April,it was publised on many blogs and some news agencies regards to the accused person paraded by nigerian army,let me drew to your notice that army lied to general public. Further investigations by nigerian police forces showed that it was a mastermind plots by anti-prince. He was travelling to imo state along with only one secruity Aid staff sergent philip jacob A.K.A "KALA " (education corp),The AK47 belongs to army which was signed armour corp commander under what it calls "kill and divide" to staff sergent which prince paid for it. ,the incident took place on 17th febuary,2016, where they took him to court martial, he won there, where the provolt marshal ruled him innocent as charged yet the brigadier general refuses to sign to let the young man go. As army was still preparing to release him,due to delay from the mastermind soul and impatient of prince onyemauche's wife ,she arrived army headquaters with( SAN) senior advocate of nigeria on 21st of April, to sign and release him while they further to court with army For illegal detention,army fearful headover to police same day and contact PRESS as their evidence on 22nd of April.

This is civilian regime,what kept army from heading him over to police as from 17th febuary-April 22nd? Let us be realistic.

Many while,it was reviewed that some money left at prince's house was taken by soldiers that went for searching at his resident at Garki without returning or showing it before the press or heading over to police.

FACTS:
1. One can't say,he claimed to colonel without:
A: uniform
B: identity card.
No clear evidence to show regards to army claims.
Please general public take note:

Prince is bonafide son of the soil, from obowo local government area,imo state.
They lived in their home town without house,paying rents for more 20years, God blessed this young man, he have been a blessing to many in that local government and imo state. He recently gave scholarship to many students as from JSSC 1-SSC -3 at Saint Thearsa seconday school,alike obowo along with senator nneji attanu of okigwe zone .He is not politician, he supports good leaders like senator nneja attanu a.k.a aguotuaka, he went to buy yam,on his way coming for re-election of senator nneji,mastermind APC setted him up, on how God may have it, the election was shifted untill now,the election has not taken place.
He builds houses,people from his village "enemies of progress" are really jealous of him,some of them will show theyself on the comments,watch.
Excrets:
Prince onyemauche is the owner of uni-corn group of companies,which creates employement for many youths,the plotter went so far by writting to NAFDAC regards uni-corn table water, they came back and said, they found nothing on the water. Prince have been giving free bore-hole since 2010 till today.

He travels with soldiers for secruity reasons..
Please. General public, who God have blessed, no man can curse him.
Prince is dangerously blessed.

He was on thursday released by SARS,To God alone be glorified --shame to devil.
Haters place ur comments.

bejick:
who be this?

Somebody @bejick

They took one yoruba guy to fastfood, after eaten here and now,instead of the guy to say thank you to the buyer; he said, if not hungry,who wan eat food? Lolz

One japan man visited nigerian , He was given a sweet corn and coconut,as he was enjoying it,the giver put words in the man's mouth regards to the corn and coconut & the man said: This coconut is a very a good corn.
Lolz

Nairaland don't join haters to destory innocent igbo man's image: I read the story but the story is fake: you can't say one claimed to be colonel without his uniform as a colonel and a fake identity card as a colonel..investigation proofed that ,it was a set-up..the gun recovered from him is the ones with his secruity aides...

No prove to show he is an fake colonel,where is the fake identity card?