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Another tangible thing I have to thank God for this year... My heart is still intact and NOT in a backpack or any other form of packaging material. Baba God thank you o.

You sure say nobi Mikel tell that girl wetin to reply back? Because that reply no sound Oyiboyish atall...

But on a serious note, people should stop stereotyping White Ladies as bad omen, there are a lot of them who are helping their black(even Nigerian) husbands in more ways than you can count.

What a way to end the year. Pastors belong to a group of the loneliest people on earth: everyone expects much from them but nobody cares to know if they bleed privately.

Pishure of the bike or adonbilivit

Blessing fall on you...

..."There would be another scheme more dangerous than MMM whose purpose is to sly people of their money. so be warned"


A scheme more dangerous than MMM? ...O boy we go blow next year be that o ...The more the danger, the more the profit

That long epistle of hers sounds like one of those "story for the gods"...By the way even the Bible said "... Many are the afflictions of the righteous..."

Before seeing all those secular music idols of yours I also pray that you see JESUS before the cancer finish you!!!

Has the economy gotten so bad that a whole fuel-laden truck is now being hijacked? Nawa o.

I understand the mum's joy...I remember my mum's joy when I came back from common one year Youth Service(NYSC) many years ago let alone 5 years in the US...but that guy's father is a gangster o: five solid shorts to welcome the son back. The one wey tire me pass na the sign of the cross wey the father make after wasting five bullets in the air, how sign of the cross take concern the bullet wey him waste?

The last picture with the guy on suit sitting on the ground looks like he has started seeing visions and revelations about Nigeria's future. Who knows maybe he is supposed to be a "Man of God" but ended up becoming a "Man of The Bottle"...God punish devil.

First and foremost, how can it be verified that she has not cheated on her husband for 29 years? People think cheating is when you start sleeping around with another man/woman...when you start hiding sensitive things from your spouse cheating has already began because na from clap dem dey enter dance...Abegi, park well: NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E be like say Baba don tell Don Jazzy say the only way to hammer now na to go back to Mo'hits because the jazz for SMV don dey expire

He probably wanted showing the officer how he rolls in the pickpocketing ministry

Take the dad out, wine him, dine him and tattoo your name on his heart using your flows.

Yusuf and Bashir should be grateful they are still alive...to rev the engine of a power bike on an initial race speed on a normal road(not race track) is like jumping off an aeroplane 4000 feet above sea level using an umbrella as parachute. The last guy I know of who did that years ago along Katampe to Gwarimpa road (Abuja) had his skull and brain packed inside his helmet.

BTW people are looking for fuel to go to work while some guys have enough fuel to race with bike. As much as I don't like Buhari's administration, I still wish his son and son's best friend well.

If you try that type of ceremony in the North with virgins appearing almost naked in public, all of them will be raped on the way to the Market Square.

First and foremost, let me speak for the Nigerian army: the Nigerian army will NEVER allocate soldiers to "body guard" a civilian pastor EXCEPT if the pastor is a Military Chaplain(MC)...at most, a mobile police (as seen in that picture) will be assigned to "body guard" a civilian pastor.

Secondly, there are three kinds of pastors: the one God calls, the one a senior pastor calls (probably because he sees a preaching gift in him) and the one that calls himself. It should also be noted that who calls the pastor into ministry determines everything about the pastor.

Lastly, God doesn't call pastors, he calls men...pastor is just a title and like every title, anyone can claim it and as for that picture, let God be the judge.

Heartless generation!!!

This ain't between Hausa and Gbagi people again o...my neighbour who is an Igbo man just got shot and his shop in Bwari market burnt...looks like the Hausas have turned it into a religious crisis. Christmas day of all days!...Just to let others know, Bwari is in Abuja where JAMB national headquarters and Nigerian Law School are located.

Don't ever rely on an average Nigerian's word: they will hail you today and shout "crucify him" tomorrow...

Isn't that the baby Kate Henshaw wanted aborting 17 years ago? ...na joke o

You can also engage in writing CV for job seekers.

You complain of your village people from January to November and still pay transport money/fare to go and meet them in December for Christmas...is that not stupidity?

The one that even baffles me most is that of some girls: You will meet them in the village during Christmas, give them your mobile number and they will save it as "Christmas guy!" Bia, all these have to stop in year 2018.

I can't afford to waste my remaining mental ammunition for year 2017 on nairaland...Merry Christmas to everyone that fell for this prank

ClitoPen:
Of all things to use and attract unsuspecting people, it's this very topic of yours and you think you are an exception!
For even conceiving the thoughts, u r the leader of the online perverts! add yourself to the number and equally turn back to God

ClitoPen:
E no pain me o! Just being realistic.

If for instance I conceive a thought of writing about "poverty" for an M.Sc thesis, does that mean I am poor or the leader of poor people? Nope, so your initial point doesn't hold water and secondly, just let it slide because I have gotten what am looking for

ClitoPen:
Of all things to use and attract unsuspecting people, it's this very topic of yours and you think you are an exception!
For even conceiving the thoughts, u r the leader of the online perverts! add yourself to the number and equally turn back to God

Ouch, of all the people that fell for it, na you e pain pass sotey you comment put...sorry dear for wasting your data

Am about writing a book on online perverts and just need to see the number of people that will rush in to view this topic within 24 hours so I can use as an example in my e-book ...sorry to disappoint your expectations

Alariiwo:
If not for lawlessness in the country.. how can a stark illiterate own a vehicle assembling company. What does he know about Safety or the protocols involved?

By standard, he has to be a mechanical engineer (with minimum of M.Sc) and a fellow of NSE.
But No! he is Igbo so they must leave him to do whatever he likes.

Useless country.

Hofbrauhaus:
Abi, If not for quota system how can a Buhari without weac result become a President..No, he is fulani, they own Nigeria...

Two of you need JESUS asap!!! It's people like you that start e-war.

I only came to check if it was a Nigerian police officer...

Why do I smell mischievous friends trying to obtain their share of the National Cake from the son?