Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Status200788: 12:29pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
Update on cars coming in, if you are interested please tag or chat me.
Honda Civic and Nissan Sentry
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 12:27pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
Update on cars coming in, if you are interested please tag or chat me.
Honda Civic and Nissan Sentry
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Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Status200788: 1:17pm On Jul 12, 2021 |
abootoyyib: Good afternoon.
Please I am having problem getting a good tyre for my car.
Is Tokunbo or new one recommended ?
If new, which brand can you recommend sir ?
Thank you very much A new one and I will recommend the tyre shop or Infinity tyre shop Dunlop/Glitz Automobile Firestone tyre shop Neu Tyre shop all at ikeja |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 3:40pm On Jul 11, 2021 |
chillex8: Let sleeping dogs lie. Good to hear from you bro.... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 2:24pm On Jul 11, 2021 |
BAZ001: Always shifting the goal post ding ding ding Blink blink blink. He can shift goal post
Debtor doing challenge to show off. How can you owe for 2yrs and be talking about drugs. Pay me ? Story don enter
Oyel Gumi is a debtor  Seriously the guy no dey try at all. He acts like all this little spoilt brat that are over Fed with stupidity as a child. No street OT at all. You wanna fight pls do man to man and stop hiding behind those stuff you dig up. Pope don finish talk now.... If you really wanna fight pig mhen you gahs act like one. And seriously I love fighting in all forms except in Animal form. I wasn't born rugged, The Street made me. My question to him now is how many have made it through you? Where Felicity? Where is Chillex? Where is that driver that was making delivery even though he was saving to buy his car? Show the prove of your imaginary Civics? And bro are you sure you still dey sell oil or business don fold up? Bro the energy you display here can actually be channel into good reason of how to diversify you life into more stable and profitable business and learn some maturity on the way too. Like I said am all for the violence. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 11:58am On Jul 11, 2021 |
[quote author=dru23 post=103589953][/quote]Bro show us say you get some.... |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Status200788: 11:53am On Jul 11, 2021 |
nbolaji: Toyota camry 2005 4 plug Automatic. Petrol High fuel consumption I scan the car and I got the following error
Car Scanner INNOVA 3100 abs P0031 Selected brand: Toyota HO2S Heater Control Circuit Low(Bank 1, Sensor 1)
P0500 Vehicle Speed Sensor A
Pls help @Blackbishop Good day sir, from this result I can categorically tell you it's more than that. Why don't you run a freeze frame? But O² sensor going bad and VSS can be replaced. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 10:44am On Jul 11, 2021 |
When it comes to MATURITY that stuff doesn't comes with age or exposure. Na internal stuff for some grown ass mhen to dog into 2017 to bring out someone's past post to gain some cheap likes on a faceleas forum.
Before una start I no come in peace I come with both nuclear and atomic. With the capacity of destruction done to Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
That ain't cruise |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 9:12am On Jul 11, 2021 |
tunlapapa: USA calling is N12/min. He needs to hear that.....  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 9:19am On Jul 10, 2021 |
yeldey: Toyota camry 08 sir If it is I4 engine, Gasket -6k Gum - 1k Miscellaneous - 3k So relatively it is still cool |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 3:52am On Jul 10, 2021 |
yeldey: Please house, kindly help. Which car you dey use? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 5:25pm On Jul 09, 2021 |
shollywendy1: Please, I need someone to help me identify this 2nd guy on the queue. He has been dragging every trips with me since. Bishop and pope , over to you. I only want to know if the guy is among us here. I like him spirit. My mind dey tell me say na Bazoo01, as him wan meet up his 200k a week target That bald guy Na Segun be him name, you can confirm sha. But him moniker her Na Baz001 |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 11:37am On Jul 09, 2021 |
Sometimes ago I requested for a ride from POLYESTER at Lekki to oshodi, called the guy and boom the journey to oshodi start. But the most annoying thing the guy was doing through out the journey was making and receiving calls through out this nigga even use me buy fuel. For my mind I was like your 1 star and bad report dey wait you.
But at the end I just free the guy cuz nothing to gain putting him down.
In a nutshell baba wey Dem slap mad people wey dey wear cloth plenty for lag, learn to read countenance before bringing Alibaba side out.
Business first familiarity next. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 9:21am On Jul 09, 2021 |
BAZ001: No no no Hell noooo The Felicity001 that we know won’t leave the thread cause of Ants, unknown gunmen and Oyel Gumi. No problem we will wait for you to come back. Even Igboho took off at the sight of unknown govt gun men, you can run to come and fight another day. We understand
By the time you catch up with the thread there would have been all round peace, hopefully. Provided dru23, donfortune48, pope191, raw2/CheerfulGiver, pearl1910, status200788, hmmmm who else should be on this list, okay , Radautoworks, crvdriver, tojahh, Deedee44 and tunlapapa. Provided they look away and pretend to be gentlemen then peace will continue
Let me run, 200k is the target
[img]https://media./images/78a61344f00a4344a002150a6961696c/tenor.gif[/img] You forgot to mention Baz001 gbas gbos instigator. Bro me I be gentle man to the core. Zombies will continue to stay relevant by craving for attention. Which to me is counter productive. My opinion, silence to some bullshit here makes the world less of an idiot in the making. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 1:47am On Jul 09, 2021 |
Dedynast: Blackbishop na Boss o. He's one of the main reasons I stopped being a "guest" on this platform.
He's cool, friendly and professional... And he ensures your car troubles don't return with you. Really appreciate but I hardly know this moniker. But all the same am honoured. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 1:43am On Jul 09, 2021 |
pope191: Is that gentleman for me  Fight sha dey sweet you. But me am out of the country presently.. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 1:42am On Jul 09, 2021 |
samobaba4u: Met the gentleman blackbishop today. If you are reading this, it's a way to show appreciation for answering my call. Thanks a lot. I appreciate you The honour was mine bro..... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 10:41pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 5:10pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
deedee44: It will be easier and safer for gated workshops like gazzuzz's to work overnight, those open space workshops are not recommended Them no fit fly gate abi? Baba stop been myopic face the realities of the current security challenges in the country for what? Na of recent Dem kidnapp some people for Osun State and kept Dem close to a police check point. Why risk my life for what bro? Even multinational sef no dey gree overnight again except our almighty Lebanese companies. But am not against anyone starting it. Rad is more on the platform to run it |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 5:07pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
deedee44: It will be easier and safer for gated workshops like gazzuzz's to work overnight, those open space workshops are not recommended Them no fit fly gate abi? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 1:23pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
Pearl1910: Let's just say for straight forward mechanical fixes like suspension, or ignition. So u would have stocked d part during the day for the customer to come fix at night. Things that may need diagnosis, uncertainty and going to buy parts at that time will not work for this type of service. Well...I get you, but if u use a gated compound as worskshop then u have no business with people on the street. Lol in Lagos? Is anything secure or save again in Nigeria. But that is not even an issue. Just don't see that as an intelligent decision as a business man |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 12:11pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
Pearl1910: Lolz ... Look at it like a company that runs shifts, so it's still normal working hours for the people doing night shift. So it will not come at an extra cost, no extra payment.  It involves a lot of logistics. Let me start by taking in the car and running diagnosis to know what and what we are fixing, After we check inventory for parts Next we talk about security and other to be able to work late. Most especially the noise generated while changing hub or removing an engine without disturbing your neighbours with the noise. So many things needs to be put in place. Imagine while changing some parts for your car and normal guys come in to have a field day at your workshop. Who will liable for the loss? Even police go deny the mech for working late and label such person as a fraudulent individual with sinister motive of working late. Bro I leave that to Dmechy |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 11:42am On Jul 07, 2021 |
Raw2: Laughs out loud.
I knew there was never going to be a succinct fact based reply to the questions posed, but rather, a perambulation of permutations and thinly veiled ignorance presented as "reasons" why forumites cum ehailing drivers should not express their equal rights which includes posting of earnings for fun, or for whatever cogent or non cogent reason they may have for doing so.
If that's your only reason, I'm happy to inform you that, that singular reason is total bullshit. The government doesn't need to view a thread on nairaland to inform their decisions. They are neither dumb nor stupid to allow policy decisions bothering on tax revenue to be decided by a few anonymous posters of earnings on nairaland.
Let's properly delve into facts.
Bolt has about 10,000 drivers. (You don't need to believe me, but if you had made your research, you'd have this information). Applying the 32.5% Nigerian unemployment rate to this figure simply means that 3,250 drivers out of 10,000 are currently out of work. Therefore, I'm very correct to opine that there are 6,750 active bolt drivers driving every week. Hang on to this, for I'm coming back to this info.
Are you aware that since August 20th 2020 that ehailing companies and drivers have been working under a new tax policy?
According to Part 4.1 subsection 5 of the document titled, ‘e-Hailing Taxi Operation’, all drivers must pay 10 per cent generated on every trip to the Lagos State Government
All operators of e-hailing taxi service must pay the state government 10 per cent service tax on each transaction paid by passengers to the operators,” the document partly read. The new policy also mandates all e-hailing taxi firms to pay N25m yearly to the state government per 1,001 vehicles for an operational licence while they will pay N10m yearly for renewal on every 1, 001 cars in their pool
This implies that the state government will collect taxes, licensing fees and then a percentage from every trip completed on these platforms
While operators kick against this provision, if it goes ahead to be implemented on August 20, the real losers will be the customers. Uber and Bolt will pass this 10 per cent cost along to end-users, making cab fares more expensive,” according to TechCabal
The state government also makes it compulsory for all ride-hailing services to make their database accessible to the government
That was excerpts from the punch...
From what you just read above, can you now see that the government already has a database of all our earnings weekly, and that posting them publicly is basically tautlogy? Are you gradually seeing that it's senseless to ask "us" to stop posting earnings?
Can you also now see that you're currently paying 10% tax of every trip to the government and that if they increase taxation, bolt will increase fares thereby protecting you?
Now let's properly calculate.
If there are 6,250 drivers and they make on average 120,000 weekly according to bolt, can you pls calculate 120,000 x 6,250 x 4 weeks ?
Before calculating, average here means the total earnings of all drivers divided by 6250, before you remind me that some drivers make 25k weekly.... Again, Lagos State government is fully aware of these calculations as I reminded you earlier that they aren't stupid...
120,000 x 6250 x 4 = 3 billion naira. Out of 3 billion, bolt charges 20 percent of which they give 10% to govt.
Therefore bolt charges = 600million naira monthly. Out of 600 million monthly, they remit half to the govt. Therefore, bolt receives 300million naira a month.
300m x 12 months = 3.6 billion naira.
Out our this 3.6 billion, they pay 25million yearly and another 60million as per the 10million per every 1001 cars per year. 3,600,000,000 - approx. 90,000,000 = 3.5 billion naira to bolt yearly after everything.
Therefore, on your request to stop posting, the answer is no deal.
For your 25k weekly drivers, it's either they just stop driving all together or they step up their game. It's their personal decision which should by no means whatsoever, dictate to me what I should, or should not do. I can motivate drivers privately but first, I need to harvest them from this cesspit of lies about ehailing driving. I see that the "we" on this thread want discussions to be centered around their own personal frivolities and excesses which benefits nought, to the general viewing public, intending drivers and intending investors.
This is not a game. You either go hard or go home. You either take the heat or get the fvck out of the kitchen. If am a judge you ve a valid point and hereby declare this matter progressive. All other argument are hereby declare null and void. Guy for the first time am impressed. Intelligence is a key bro |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 7:30pm On Jul 06, 2021 |
Pearl1910: Lols, I can relate. I wish there are 24hrs mechanic services where u can drive ur car to, go and sleep while ur car is being repaired overnight and in the morning u r good to go. Are you ready to pay for it? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 1:37pm On Jul 03, 2021 |
[quote author=dru23 post=103323033][/quote]Bro this is low mhen.....
How this wan take enter the question he asked?
Pope drop mic |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 7:59am On Jul 03, 2021 |
pope191: Make man self deh careful around men them or they go run em street. That was my warning to him..... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 1:44am On Jul 03, 2021 |
dru23: All these years that u have been doing uber .. I don't see any progression in what u are doing.. It does not seem to me u own a car or increase ur fleet.......
Progression comes in stages in life..... I think you u need to sit down with ur self and be honest and see how u can move forward in life ......time is going
This is just my honest assessment of you ....... I am just been honest .... I can come here and joke etc ....but if you read between the lines.. am also sending out a message........ If you know him then you will know he is far better than you. But all Na cruise..... Pope Na we dey control am #kapke |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 1:40am On Jul 03, 2021 |
pope191: Adim! Adim!! Ban donfortune48, how can he say someone bought a lemon in foreign currency. Thats very wrong nah, even if he's right, I'm not saying he's right o, he should also consider that someone just spent money on glorified foreign limca. In peace, I'm coming Admin pls block this undiluted albino before e cuz katakata again |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 1:38am On Jul 03, 2021*. Modified: 7:56am On Jul 03, 2021 |
donfortune48: Even if them dash you car for free for US, you no fit spend less thank 800k to bring it to naija now.
So imagine how much he possibly bought it, come still put this kind money on top.
Note: if he bought it at an extremely cheap prize, come still pay huge for repair, then he definitely bought a foreign Lemon. That is the point. But I wonder why he still thinks he has made a wise choice. Bro he needs to understand that success is measure by how many have made it through you and not how much you have given out. I don't know how some dudes thinks any time I type am beefing the dude, am not in that shit. I don't even know how to be envious of someone. I just hate pride. Bro truthfully I don't know you and from my interactions with most have met majority are not rich but are wealthy. So you help or people works for you and they mess up at a point you come here to roast them was never right, you mention them and start throwing shades just to prove what? You call people out to flash some bucks and still feel like a Demi god was cruise to you but some are here that needs the money more than the people you dey flash cash. We dey ask people to stop dashboard flashing you dey flash your pride to tell people you get cash Omo if Dem kidnap you once bro Na body go tell you. A word is enough for the wise. If you think it is faceless forum bro sit up and enjoy your peaceful life. Yankee Yankee oga respect your old age and act normal. Mama rad no dey come here to brag of how she Don help or how many she Don help who mess up. Learn from the ones who are wealthy. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 11:16am On Jul 02, 2021 |
deen4real7902: I reside at surulere, thanks Please any other advice, I'm not lazy, i started by 1pm because i went to mechanic first, i can drive from morning till night, I'm just discourage because of the earnings on uber, any other advice please Bro follow shollywendy bumper to bumper your story go change trust me. That is one guy I really like. Note: Homophobic swagerless monkey tag this |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 11:14am On Jul 02, 2021 |
pope191: Bishop shift ur head... someone said he's using BMW X5 and u r still sayin he should not give up as far as I am concern, all the riders he ever picked are still owing him, and I don't mind going along wit him to d drop off point to drag all of them one after the other. People r wicked sha, so I'll order for a ride, voom X5 pull over, I'll have the mind to enter and still pay actual fare, that's evil fa!  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Status200788: 11:11am On Jul 02, 2021 |
brogxy: Since the wise man thinks he is the wisest, let's use the currency he understands. Oil dey your head |