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davidflipcy:
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"

What irks me is that some of them dont even know how to play football!

Tallesty1:
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head
instead of the game.

Right on point bro...But ehrrm,from your monicker e be like say na you dey block people for front oo

starlingbawa:
As the enthusiastic football follower that I am, I 'ALWAYS' pay careful attention and detail to the commentary team and that's because the information(latest) they ditch out during the course of the game goes a long way in strengthening my statistical base.

The reason why I hate football viewing centres is simply because that's the one place you find all manner of football followers who know next to nothing(often times don't even know how to pronounce the names of certain players) yet won't let you listen to the commentary with their 'VERY CLUELESS/BASELESS' arguments whilst the game is playing out.

Pay N11,650 for the average Nigerian just to see the games on Supersport 3 isn't easy by any stretch of the imagination. That I know, but thank God I can afford it and as such I can see the games from the comfort of my home most weekends and avoid getting angry at 'Morons' yelling and ranting ceaselessly at viewing centres...

I can understand your point..i also prefer watching normal games
e.g man city vs aston villa from the comfort of my home
But when its a ManUtd - ManCity game, i'd like to visit a viewing centre

abdulslutsky:
.....and that dude that sits in the front always. Like say na hm dey open the viewing centre

Hehe...dem dey your side too
Anytime you go there,you gatz see them nii

Ochillary:
And chelsea fans with their smelly mouth

Hehe...make them no catch you oo

Iamdagreatguy:
The dude that brings beanscake (Akara) and bread to the viewing centre and disturb everyone with the smell.

lol
Dude must be hungry....

titoetal:
Introduction of Sanitary Inspectors for environmmental and health monitoring if well implemented professionally will take us to another level of consciousness of improved hygiene and safe environment.
I do ask questions often, where are our health and sanitary inspectors? If this programme is given a priority one (1) attention, there will be a significant reduction in diseases and infections.
I support this move seriously and wish is done professionally. You see people carrying out businesses close to dirty gutter, food vendors, meat sellers, residentials etc needs enforced surveillance.

God Bless Nigeria.

If this is done with diligence,Nigeria would definitely be cleaner..

Tolexander:
Guys coming to viewing centres to look for where ladies are sitting so that he hug them when there is excitement from goal scored.

Guys coming to ask stupid questions like the OP said: na who dey play?
Manchester Utd vs Chelsea!

Who dey home?
Manchester Utd

who dey away?
Id1ot, na Arsenal dey away!

Some dudes can really be frustrating...

parrotibaba:
dude all dis kinds of ppl r what makes d viewing center fun

Exactly bro!

Codedboy95:
I don't go to viewing centres

You're missing out on the fun....

Sorry

Double posted.. View Original post - https://www.nairaland.com/1932995/hilarious-types-people-come-across#26855181


Mods pls help lock or delete this thread..

Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

Keshi is a good coach...no doubt,but he has made some obvious mistakes

mcmeffy: Hmmm. I can smell revenue generation! Returns for the boss!

lol ...

Janetozi: Or when he starts nagging, just exclaim "oh, this dog have started barking again! As if u don't know that he is the one nagging. I assure u that he will stop nagging

Well,for some men you'll only succeed in bringing out their animalistic character...Don't try saying this ; not at all

Comes to learn from the women...

Moderation is the key...Its okay and at least,it shows and teaches the kids to show care and love

A nagging wife can drive a man crazy...

But then,it can be managed and its preferable to cheating

Best is a lady should try and avoid these two...God knows i can't stand a nagging fellow

Jamesrock: amen bt who ar yu voting for

Bros calm down naa
I no even watch yesterdays'...BTW,you have a relative or pal on the show?

kreezzy: Guys will still dump if they'll dump.

I think you have a valid point...

If guys truly wanna dump you,there'll surely be a fault ; we'll make sure one is fabricated..

This might just force WhatsApp to review its 1year free service policy...

odun4love: Op...!!!!

Where is the video?

You want to watch it ?

I don't know where the video is ooo...

CBNIM: Same here, + Emmanuel though!

Just hope it'll turn out as i want...plus enthralling

BlossomP: Another avenue for 'chop chop'.

Well,i could only hope things are done meticulously...

Omololu007: i dont agree dat it shuld b cancelled,,dey can cancel it in abuja sha

It Would be a good idea for it to be retained...plus the re introduction of the sanitary inspectors

calaharry: ...who will ensure they don't turn this into another egunge machinery?

Lol... I would be in charge..overseeing the operation

ThankS OP...have been in the dark as regards this before stumbling on your post

Chinedu and Noela look like my kind of people...

olu77: Evil animals.

Really evil...something better be done rather than claiming to have them contained..

ilo04: na wao, this boko evil don become ISIS

Following in the footsteps of their leaders...

A new video is reported to have been released to AP by Boko Haram men showing the beheading of a man said to be a military pilot who co-piloted the missing Naval air force jet.

The video also shows burnt out plane parts with Nigerian military markings. Two pilots and an Alpha jet have been missing since Sept. 11.

Below is the report from AP

A new video allegedly shows Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau disputing claims of his death, and the beheading of a man who identifies himself as the pilot of a missing Nigerian Air Force jet.It shows burnt out plane parts with Nigerian military markings, the first indication that Nigeria’s homegrown Islamic extremists have the capability to shoot down aircraft.
The man beheaded with an axe identifies himself as a wing commander, saying he has not seen his second pilot since the jet was shot down.Before his beheading, the pilot reportedly gave his name, rank and date of birth, which is 1975 and also said“I’m a pilot of the Nigerian air-force.

On September 11th, I was assigned on a mission to Kawuri, Borno state. During the mission we were shot down and our aircraft crashed.To this day, I don’t know the whereabouts of my second pilot. I was taken into the care of (Boko Haram). At the time of the crash, I sustained cuts and broken hand and some other injuries to the head.After saying this, the pilot was forced to the ground and his head chopped off with a pick axe.

The pilot is said to have been a Wing Commander

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God Help Us!!!

Minister of Health, Onyebuchi Chukwu has called for the cancellation of monthly 'environmental sanitation days' by states, as he wants the reintroduction of sanitary inspectors.

This disclosure was made known Friday by Special Assistant on Media and Communication to the Minister of Health, Nigeria, Dan Nwomeh on his official twitter account.

SOURCE

What's your take on this ?

Barcelona and Argentina star Lionel Messi is to face trial for alleged tax evasion, a Spanish judge has ruled.

The judge rejected a prosecution recommendation to drop the charges on the grounds the player's father was responsible for his finances.

Messi and his father Jorge are accused of defrauding the authorities of more than 4m euros (£3.1m; $5m).The pair, who deny wrongdoing, have five days to appeal against the ruling.It is alleged that they withheld the money between 2007 and 2009.The income related to Messi's image rights, including contracts with BancoSabadell, Danone, Adidas, Pepsi-Cola, Proctor and Gamble, and the Kuwait Food Company.

Messi and his father paid 5m euros back to the Spanish tax authorities.

The footballer and his father are suspected of avoiding paying Spanish tax by using companies in Belize and Uruguay to sell the rights to use Messi's image.The judge ruled: "In this type of crime, it is not necessary for someone to have complete knowledge of all the accounting and business operations nor the exact quantity, rather it is sufficient to be aware of the designs tocommit fraud and consent to them."

In August 2013 Messi and his father made a 5m euro "corrective payment", equal to the alleged unpaidtax plus interest.Messi has been four times Fifa World Player of the Year and is captain of Argentina.

The court decision comes as Barcelona grapples with a separate prominent legal case.A Madrid court is hearing a lawsuit that accuses Barcelona of misappropriating funds from the transfer fee to buy Brazil striker Neymar from Santos in 2013.Club president Sandro Rosell quit in January, but insisted he had "acted correctly" over the transfer.