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@dovee, you are not the poster of this topic and more over am not fighting with the poster, if you can read very well. here on nairaland we crack jokes ok, but i see megastupidity runs and revolves around you so deal with it cos you need help.

stelly2me@yahoo.com

ondertaker , i see you are new here on nairaland with only four post, try harder, o, you just registered just last october no wonder.

BIA ONDATAKER, IF NA PLAY, JUST STOP AM, NO TRY THIS KAIN POSTING AGAIN OOO, IF NA JANUARY KPA-KPAN-GOLO ABEG TRANSFER.

IMAGINE NAIRALANDERS FOR THIS KAIN NEW YEAR NA HIM PERSON BRING OUT THIS JOB BAD LUCK.
I WENT TO THE SAID STANDARD LIFE ASSURANCE COMAPNY THIS MORNING. WHEN I SPOTTED THE SMALL SIGN BOARD.
ALL MY HAIRS FOR MY BODY JUST STAND DEY DANCE AWILO, BODY JUST DEY CATCH ME COLD IMMEDIATELY,

I JUST PARK ACROSS THE ROAD ME AND MY FRIEND JUST DEY INSIDE DEY LAUGH, DEY LOOK UP WHERE THE OFFICE DEY, WHETHER NA ONE ROOM I NO FIT TALK, NA SO SO SCARY PEOPLE JUST DEY COME OUT FROM THE OFFICE.
ABEG THIS NA BAD LUCK ABI WETIN?

@poster hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

my dear i have someone for you,but you did not state if you are a he or she, type of car, if manual or automatic and salary.? which particular place at attillery. cos the fellow stays at d/line.

help me submit my cv as if you gave the person money to print it out

YOU GUYS ARE SELFISH, THE LADY SAID GO AND DROP YOUR CV.
SHE IS NOT COLLECTING CV, CANT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?
STOP WAISTING YOUR TIME DROPING YOUR RESUMES HERE BEFORE 419 USES IT TO OFFER YOU EMPLOYMENT HABA GRADUATES.

MORE OVER THE POST IS SINCE LAST YEAR, NA WAOO

@us2nigeria, dont mind me oo ,am like that,am one funny igbo lady, na joke oo

@BIBIKING, what say ye my bros, na the one wey i sabi na em i speak, i no fit kproo like that.
na em make i try to yarn for amelika. his burning up, he gat the wooos(slap) on my check is on fire, is burning up.

MAKE ME TOO TAKE AMERICA TAKE REPLY YOU.

ha men, ,,,,ha men, see this guy men, he go just sidon , ask us, how much them go pay if him yankee back to nigeria men , whats say you all men, make una talk men. help me halla back men. abeg the year still ripe for all ya men.

chimezo, please where or how did you apply. was it at 234 aba road.

7mali
nigeria 0, the boys inyanga too much abeg, if na their club match, you go see how them all they gredie to score and shine .

bruce, bruce, bruce, how many times i call you

please those studying in sweden for masters, please which university are you studying, need to apply before feb 1.

please those studying in sweden for masters, please which university are you studying, need to apply before feb 1.

@poster is this the companies e- mail address exportforum@yahoo.com/ England

@poster, this may help.i did a search for you.

Recruitment Fraud
It has come to our attention that fraudulent job offers are being sent via e-mail by persons claiming to be from Schlumberger or WesternGeco.

In the e-mail, prospective employees are told to obtain immigration documents. They may be referred to an organization that requests fees for processing them. In some cases they are told they will be reimbursed for all the costs.


These communications are fraudulent.
They do not originate from Schlumberger or WesternGeco.
They are a scam.

There are three quick ways to recognize a fraudulent job offer:
Neither Schlumberger nor WesternGeco will ask for any payment as part of the recruitment process; not for immigration documents, insurance, or any other purpose.
Neither Schlumberger nor WesternGeco uses e-mails to make job offers.
Prior to employment offers, prospective employees are always invited to an interview with Schlumberger or WesternGeco personnel.
If you receive a fraudulent proposal, we would advise you to contact your local police and provide them with any information you may have from the senders (e-mail addresses, bank account into which the money was to be paid, etc.). Additionally, forward the e-mails you received to Report-Job-Scam@slb.com.

If you're interested in a job with Schlumberger or WesternGeco, please visit our Careers site.



@POSTER, PLEASE POST THE SAMPLE OF EMPLOYMENT LETTER YOU GOT, SO THAT THE GUYS HERE WILL READ AND MAKE COMMENT OK.

@ryta, my girl congrats , did you write a test with them or just oral interview, please feed us. i was called last year but could not make it to lagos.

@awa, Thanks. you too

action says it all, if the girl really loves him, she would have opened up to the guy by telling him about the osu thing.
she did not because she knows it all. same also applies to the guys too they wont tell you . most of them get married out side igbo land(yoruba, calabar, rivers, edo etc} which is better and safer for them,

@poster and all.

An osu- arushi is an osu-arushi.some rain or shine it can never be aborted in ibo land.those that tried to abort it in mbaise few years back died mysteriously.
again in mbaise an osu was giving a chieftency tittle which the community cried, but after one week , then calamity came calling on the sons and daughters of those that gave out that chieftency tittle.

Just like UMEH, which is the strongest of all , an osu is an osu
an umeh still remains an umeh. we can never inter- marry in igbo land. but if you say you are one full flegde igbo man or woman and this does not exist in your own village, my brother or sister you lie, then you are one of them.

must of this osus and umehs are the so called igbo lawyers in our court yard today, still their years of practice did not help out. its been there and will remain so.

Please house, do you know anyone that works with orwell-international port harcourt please hit me up 08033106073

go to 40 onne road G.r.a with your cv, that is if the driving job is still open oo, UNITAR OFFICE

@POSTER , GOd abeg,ooo

@SOJ. Imagine my brother, somebody go just wake up from sleep, no brush mouth come dey wan put others for hypertension this kain new year.

@ bailo, are you their human resource officer? or communication officer which one are you?
Dont dash job seekers hope. always help them to gather the worst to get the better.

@bailo, when you get to heaven ,lock the gate very strong so that others will not go in.

i thank God for you.

@bruce, what is happening? which one be bank phb test again?you should be out of Access Bank Training school. and working with any of there branches. am surprised?

please when is mobil writing their test in port harcourt, for those in port harcourt.

Please i got text again from MOBILE OXEYGEN this morning around 7.45am, but the text is empty again. please anyone with same text or has the full text message from MOBILE OXYGEN, THAT RESIDES IN PORT HARCOURT. PLEASE HELP ME OUT.

@poster its just newyear, the year still ripe abeg. why dont you take the offer or chance