₦airaland Forum

Emmatdayo:
http://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/10-reasons-why-lagos-is-better-than-abuja/

tayebest:
Hit like if you love your Mother!

DDeliverer:
are u serious?

but this goes against everything Jesus taught us na...

so i shouldn't help again?

So I'm FTC....so i get the right to request anything from the good people of nairaland kwo?
i request 666likes..and 33shares..

Samakus:
Source:
http://blog.ngcareers.com/4384/what-you-need-to-know-about-gnldmulti-level-marketers-posing-as-employer-how-not-to-be-defrauded/

delectablegyal:
Source: http://adegboyegailori.com/16-costly-mistakes-married-women-make/

sheedy407:
u no dey tire?

laurel03:
I pray ds bokorubbish end soon... because now I don't even understand what they want again... Initially they were targeting christians and western ideas now they bombed mosques and killing their Hausa brothers and sisters... We thought they dn't want Jonathan because he is a xtain but now Buhari their blood is there yet they continue the useless killing.. Wasting innocent lives.. Ds Bokoharam is more than what we think now and I pray it will not spread to other parts of Nigeria... God direct our leaders right to know the way the will stop ds Bokorubbish..

OrlandoOwoh:
If David Mark was the owner of Radio Continental and TVC, he would have sacked a lot of people. Some broadcasters and guests analysts of the two stations make some remarks that, ordinarilly in Nigerian mentality, would have made Tinubu sack them.

kurupt1:
thanks for the number.your number now belongs to everybody but belongs to nobody.hope ur not related to sheila b cos I no go touch anytin related to that girl even if am drunk wit viagra and haven't bleeped in years.

Taylor86:
wish u were on whatsapp or bbm
so we can chat more private
i gat followers on nairaland

Yustash001:
Looks weird...eh oga chef

Taylor86:
just ok
just finished bathing

Taylor86:
ur number ain't going

Taylor86:
then what
how can we chart
or better still giv me ur number

yungkiz:
Hi to everyone,

Am a student of unizik 200 level, on my way to lecture this morning beside my lodge, I saw people pouring a girl paint in the name that she just finish her final degree exam.

Please, I want to ask does this also happen to other institution, because this is becoming too much here in unizik, you don't know who Is your enemy, they might use this oppurtunity to do you bad may be by pouring you acid... Please let the school authority look about it because me am afraid I don't want this on my own time.

Taylor86:
bbm?

kennyman2000:
God..

Taylor86:
woops
What's ur location
or add me on whatsapp
check my signature

morereb10:
Bobbi Kristina Brown died on Sunday exactly 6 months after she was found in a bathtub in a condition similar to that of her late mother.

Taylor86:
lol
i can be bad for u
what do you think

Taylor86:
Nonsense

u and timaya should try other way of making ursef popular

u were raped today u wrote song today went to studio today now ur song is online same day

stop embarrassing Timaya

like he's not man enough

If i Taylor86 rape u,with all my muscles and strength

After taking my viagra and anafralin

may ur TOTO R.I.P in advance

Demmocrats:
I cover myself, my family and every nairalander in the precious blood of JESUS

The plans of devil won't work in our lives amen

www.

mrborntodoit:
Afrocandy should have enrolled her children into stripping if she's proud of herself and her career

kenonze:
Keshi no get shame?

freshness2020:
,,,shey na village people make τ̲̅ђe money for am! If tuface na bastard I bet ♈όϋ say dis same village people go don deny am!
For heaven sake, τ̲̅ђe guy don give reason for not embarking on τ̲̅ђe project. haba! Give him τ̲̅ђe benefit of doubt for now!
Hungry mofo's!

dejt4u:
[s][/s] common sense

chinchong:
i'm chinchong from pluto

allout:
Lil wayne also refers to himself as wizzy, abeg which herbalist do hin own for am? Better re-package your c.v and look for 9-5 job, aproko nor agree with ur destiny oooh!

alexasomba:
The poem below is a condensed version of 'The Chaos' by Gerard Nolst Trenité , written in 1922.
It features a ridiculous number of words that are difficult to pronounce, so don't feel bad if you have to refer to a dictionary. I certainly did!

If you fancy yourself something of a professional linguist, then this challenge is for you. English is notoriously difficult to learn, as the language has so many exceptions to the rules. Even for a native English speaker, this poem presents quite a few challenges! Check it out and see how you fare. If you can pronounce all of the words, you speak English better than 90% of the population.

Here we go!

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!