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Events › Re: PHOTO: This Is The Most Hilarious Wedding Cake Ever! by stellytwinkle(f): 7:36am On Aug 18, 2015

Freemanan:
carries him up... Slap him incessantly till he dies... Drops him and kick his a$$ as I walk away... Idiat...

Lol

*sees what Freemanan does to BeeBeeoh, gets angry, slaps him, forces the whole ~~bread~~ cake into his mouth and goes away*

Education › Re: Another Missing Person; UNILAG Diploma Female Student (images Below) by stellytwinkle(f): 7:26am On Aug 18, 2015

Pwety gal, she has the Tiwa Savage kind of smile in the second pix.

Education › Re: Another Missing Person; UNILAG Diploma Female Student (images Below) by stellytwinkle(f): 7:24am On Aug 18, 2015

Shed24:
She must come back in Jesus name Amen

i pray with u my broda. Amen.

Education › Re: Another Missing Person; UNILAG Diploma Female Student (images Below) by stellytwinkle(f): 7:23am On Aug 18, 2015

BabyDaddy20:
Probably at her boyfriend's house.

i knew it! I knew someone would say this.

Crime › Re: Corps Member Robs And Snatches Car With Toy Gun In Benue by stellytwinkle(f): 7:20am On Aug 18, 2015

~~Boys~~ Corps are not smiling.

Crime › Re: Corps Member Robs And Snatches Car With Toy Gun In Benue by stellytwinkle(f): 7:18am On Aug 18, 2015

Viktor1983:
National Youth Robber.

NYR

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Crime › Re: 16 Dead In Kwara State Polytechnic Students’ Cult Clash by stellytwinkle(f): 7:14am On Aug 18, 2015

JigsawKillah:
Smh

Wetin babalawo dey for?
You never chop well you wan carry leg enter where senior men dey enter. Na who die lose ooo.

Dying na part of the game na, who fûck up must collect. If your fûck up done sour, na to warm am na.

sorry if this may sound offensive, but u talk like a cultist and your name also sounds like one too.

Family › Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by stellytwinkle(f): 6:51am On Aug 17, 2015

soleexx:
OmG these my Mum

how many are they?

Family › Re: They Want Me To Kill My Baby!!! Please HELP!!! by stellytwinkle(op): 6:38am On Aug 17, 2015

[quote author=Arisha post=36942866][/quote]yeah! Yeah! Heard these sentences over 2 million times. Thanks anyway.

Family › Re: I Saw Her Through School; Now I'm No More Qualified To Marry Her by stellytwinkle(f): 11:06pm On Aug 16, 2015

kemiola89:
The same old story!

She was never your responsibility...or was she betrothed to you? Did you both sign a contract that says she'd become your wife after helping her through school? You did all that out of good will and your reward is with God.

Everything happens for a reason, so do not see it as a lost, learn from your mistake and move on. Someone better is out there for you.

In life nothing is certain... Not all relationship ends in marriage!

Gbam! U've just hitted the head on the nail

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Family › Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by stellytwinkle(f): 10:51pm On Aug 16, 2015

Bonapart:
yea She's from burkina faso....olodo

or cotonu

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Health › Re: Yodi - The Big Bum-Bum Pill : Does It Really Work? by stellytwinkle(f): 5:51pm On Aug 16, 2015

BlackPeni5:
What shall it profit a woman to have all the ynash in the world and still lose her BF to a babe with flat ynash.

it profits something- no yansh(flesh) to f**k, only bones.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Caught Begging Dej Loaf For Sex by stellytwinkle(f): 8:31pm On Aug 15, 2015

kenedy175:
He suppose change his name to wizMan.

abi now.

Food › Re: Some Bad Cooking Habits Women Have by stellytwinkle(f): 8:29pm On Aug 15, 2015

oluyemisee:
so I must create an unneccesary work for myself just to proof dat I'm hardworking?its called wisdom baby

ok dearie bt please dont teach ur kids these

Food › Re: Some Bad Cooking Habits Women Have by stellytwinkle(f): 8:28pm On Aug 15, 2015

Woreva:
Sorry ma,the word is not "expantiate", it is "expatiate". Hope you correct your spelling too.

Sorry ma,the word is not "expantiate", it is "expatiate". Hope you correct your spelling too.

now that's what i call an example of a pot calling a kettle black. Why me?*sobs*

Crime › Re: See What Alaba Guys Did To A Pickpocket (PHOTOS) by stellytwinkle(f): 8:22pm On Aug 15, 2015

DzTzl:
dt 1 don pass boo

huh huh! Busted!

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Caught Begging Dej Loaf For Sex by stellytwinkle(f): 6:52am On Aug 15, 2015

kenedy175:
Kids!

This is what happens when some people refuse to grow up

would u blame him?. Shebi he's still a wiz kid

Crime › Re: See What Alaba Guys Did To A Pickpocket (PHOTOS) by stellytwinkle(f): 6:37am On Aug 15, 2015

UrennaNkoli:
Barbaric act from barbaric set of people. And as for this prostítute below, I was initially wandering whether I should just ignore you or I should reply you 100 folds but I choose the latter when I checked your profile picture and I saw we weren't on the same level at all. So next time you wish to quote me, do a deep research.

the beefing championship betwen Dztzl and Urenna nkoli has just begun. Judges be observant.

Food › Re: Some Bad Cooking Habits Women Have by stellytwinkle(f): 6:30am On Aug 15, 2015

oluface:
Common among The Yoruba Women

Gbam!

Food › Re: Some Bad Cooking Habits Women Have by stellytwinkle(f): 6:28am On Aug 15, 2015

oluyemisee:
I use a very cute small pot to cook my indomie,eat it frm d pot to save a plate

i smell laziness

Food › Re: Some Bad Cooking Habits Women Have by stellytwinkle(f): 6:26am On Aug 15, 2015

immaq8:
A good Cook DON'T taste doing Cooking.

teacher, pls i dont understand the bolded words. Please expantiate.

Politics › Re: Cult Groups, Fulani Herdsmen Kill 761 In Seven Months by stellytwinkle(f): 6:17am On Aug 15, 2015

*hears the name "fulani herdmen",takes up her koikoi shoe and runs away like a mad woman*

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Crime › Re: Four ‘one Chance’ Robbers Nabbed In Abuja [see Photo] by stellytwinkle(f): 6:00am On Aug 15, 2015

sammaking:
Better put:
I must to mek-u that-u ego in this-u Abuja gbam

lol...are u igbo? U definetely must be.

Crime › Re: Four ‘one Chance’ Robbers Nabbed In Abuja [see Photo] by stellytwinkle(f): 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2015

IgboGoat:
Mtcheeeeewwwwww. Useless Igbo people.

*in an igbo man's accent* i must make that ego 4 dis abuja.

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Sports › Re: Jay-jay Okocha Celebrates His 42nd Birthday Today by stellytwinkle(f): 8:39am On Aug 14, 2015

hemartins:
Amen. Thanks Stelly

u're welcum dear

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Sports › Re: Jay-jay Okocha Celebrates His 42nd Birthday Today by stellytwinkle(f): 8:31am On Aug 14, 2015

hemartins:
happy birthday to Jay Jay Okocha . one day, I will be greater than him .

may ur wish come true

Celebrities › Re: David Oyelowo To Play James Bond Character by stellytwinkle(f): 8:27am On Aug 14, 2015

Omotayor123:
Nigeria my County

We go still get person wey go act undertaker & hulk Hogan.

even arnold swagezenegar

Christianity Etc › Re: Fire Guts Christ Embassy Church In Lagos by stellytwinkle(f): 8:22am On Aug 14, 2015

ahsekeena:
Ok....I'm sure the containers contained pastor oyahkilome's hair relaxer and hair
Gel.

Family › Re: When your maid becomes the madam. by stellytwinkle(f): 7:53am On Aug 14, 2015

Mindfulness:
So the solution is to employ kids instead of sending them to school so that men are not tempted because they are ~~weak~~ polygamous by nature?

*in omawunmi's voice* if u ask me, na who i go ask. The matter wey u see so, e don tey wey he start.

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Family › Re: They Want Me To Kill My Baby!!! Please HELP!!! by stellytwinkle(op): 7:38am On Aug 14, 2015

Smhart1:
I wish you safe delivery sis but at the same time you don't have to be insulting just to get your point out. Goodnight...Regards to the twins

thanks.

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