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Depending on your part of the world:

But there's nothing sexier than a man who has a fat wallet, a stable source of income, smells nice, walks majestically, heads up, shoulders high and doesn't really give a rat's ass about women and running after everything under skirts(promiscuous).

He carries himself like he was personally chiseled by Zeus on a Sunday morning in Mount Olympus

And when someone once said:

Black people cannot rule themselves because they don't have the brain and mental capacity to govern society. - Pieter Willem (P.W.) Botha

..the person was being insulted and called a Racist. Apparently, apart not having the mental capacity to govern society, it appears we don't even have the mental capacity to LIVE PEACEFULLY WITH EACH OTHER!

Edit: Apparently, this quote don trigger a lot of people 😂. F off my mentions. I said what I said.

Soon, everybody go sofri buy PS5 make we rest for football. Too many "unnecessary" tweaks that's ruining the beautiful game.

Dem dey slap AI put for everything and everywhere.

The Man, Kenneth, is seemingly educated, but a stark illiterate. There are ways you speak truth to power, if there's any truth in your sayings, but this market woman dung-slinging approach of spokesmanship is so uncultured.

Apparently, nobody knows how to apply diplomacy and commonsense in a house that's not your father's property.

Always! Always! Enter an agreement with your landlord before making any renovation or upgrade to the property. The renovation that will increase the house worth should be used to offset the rent payment.

If you renovate of your own accord, you can actually be at fault of the law, for defacing the house without permission. In this case, the angry bird will spend extra money if the landlord mean am, to patch up the walls, ceilings and anything his "revenge mission" spoils.

And guess what, weereh don document evidence against himself for social media.

Landlords can be terrible, that's why you should deal with them with maturity and friendliness, so they'll find it hard to do you dirty.

nothingspoil70:
Comrade we sing Nigeria we hail thee nowadays

Chief, none of us that I'm aware of dey hail this Nigeria.

Una welcome back to Fatherland wey we all sing Arise O compatriots for.

Make una go run una PVC.

Note to self: If you're in a foreign country, make sure you're very liquid - asin you can liquidate your assets in the shortest possible time - las las, no where like home.

Makodama:
Did you read it properly at all?

Did you pause to wonder why the guy did not correct me?

People do not end marriages or relationships because of "minor issues", they end it because the current "minor issue" is what finally broke the Keke Napep back... I mean camel's back.

Better go dey gym to strengthen your muscles for later life... When rheumatism go nack you for 60yrs and above, your mind fo dey.

But we all know that she's selling market.
We know she lives for that attention.
We know it's only fine, until she undresses - even amoeba has more shape and form.

I like em portable and "holdable" tho.

insidelife22:
Omo, na people like @op dey do open marriage

My Bro. Na only man wey screw don loose from him head, or man wey dey disguise the truth about being gaybriel naim fit even think about open marriage let alone actually doing it.

Hehehe.... Werey say even if it's the first or third time 😂😂 Ashewo man dey disguise.

Except... WWE is just a theatrical performance.

Gbadugbakun:
Where is the lie?

Why would you barb a child's hair without the consent of the parents? It's obvious that they're using it for rituals. If not the teacher would inform the parents to barb the hair of their child.

Hehe.... If you really believe superstitions you'd have sent your child to a seminary instead of secular school.

The school has unprofessional teachers.

Gbadugbakun:
No teacher has the right to barb the hair of a child without the consent of the parents. I'd you try that with my child you're going to jail because I'll pay influencers to drag you and the school on social media and say that you use children's hair for rituals that's why you barb them without their parents consent.

Then I'll have the teacher arrested for rituals, she'll be remanded in jail while investigations go on. God help you if my child falls sick during that period, your own don be.

Just focus on your teaching and leave the kids alone.

So, to prove your point. You will lie?
I'm okay with getting the teacher arrested z because I would not tolerate such rubbinsh either.

But note, your child will learn from you, the level of maturity or immaturity you use to handle unpleasant situations.

First off, "Some women have a very hard time actually living in harmony with their Mother-in-laws", and it's a mystery that I don't know why. These same women will actually be like angels to their own mothers, if it was their mother that was living with ya'll.

Now, to the issue at hand.
First off, you are right to point out that it is not financially prudent to get a house when you can actually live free in your family house. But if you want your wife to actually stay OKAY with the arrangement for the long term, then you must communicate with her that you want to use the money that should otherwise be used for paying rent, to secure a land and start building your own personal house.

If you put this plan to her, and she agrees. Then you go to the next phase.

Phase II: Establishing Your Authority as the Man of the Family
This is not a time to be neutral, or to side one person against the other. You love your wife and your kids (personal family), you equally love your mother and brother (extended family), you need to sit your wife down with your mother and broker peace and cooperation between them. You must insist that they get along together, because it means alot to you.

Make sure you let your mum know that if she mistreats your wife, she is mistreating you, and also let your wife know that you will not tolerate disrespect to your mother (No better pikin should tolerate it).

Alternatively, you can get a lower cost accommodation and start planning your building project too.

But generally, family house arrangement is hardly harmonious and long-term NOT healthy for a marriage.

franchasng:
I hope everything is okay?



Please whenever you feel depressed and have the urge to hurt yourself, just seek for counsel, dont be ashamed to ask for help.


GWS bra

I know you meant Get Well Soon Bra with the GWS.
But why is my brain reading it as "Go Wash Some Bra" 😂

fnep2smooth:
Congratulations ma.


My own be say Ai don dey collect job from graphic designers .

Ai dey do us strong then

Enter motion graphics boss.
Customers wey understand branding nor sey use AI

frankdbee:
All you wrote is pure truth
All MTN wrote are also true.
I monitor the resolution of the videos I watch and usually set it to 480 or 720 pixels depending on HR quality I want.
I have also stopped all auto downloads.
Then, I buy the 5k (20GB) MTN weekly bundle. It gives me ₦250/GB.
On Airtel bundles (also via router), I can get at the rate of ₦200/GB. That's for the 100GB for ₦20k bundle.

Yes o.. that's the best way.
I do get MTN @200/GB from their Momo App - It's a daily subscription though 😅. But atleast you can minimize data on days of lighter browsing

Dear Mr. Seun and other stakeholders.
Please kindly extend the block feature to FOREVER.

One thing I enjoy in using this platform is the intelligent conversations, diversity of views and actual object conversations I have with a select few here.

But there are some people who have sworn to be farther from commonsense than Pluto is to the Sun.

Some of them are so vile, and uncultured that I see no value that their contributions can EVER add to my experience here. And in such instances, I use the block feature for such persons.

However, these people tend to resurface with their bile after 3 weeks. And I have to block again, because they have the tendency of insulting rather than having a conversation.

I humbly ask, as much as I think many users have asked, that you make the BLOCK FEATURE PWRMANENT.

When I block a user, it's an intentional action. I don't want them to see my posts/comments and I don't want to see theirs either.

Please Make the block feature PERMANENT.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

cc: dominique Mynd44 Nlfpmod Seun

Britishpea:
Would hve been better if you had kept shut...becaus it doesnt look like you live for smthn

Oh cry baby. Cry me a river.

Many people are still stuck on the data impression of the 3G era. While MTN's data is mad expensive - naim I dey use - them sha fast and dependable dieeeee.

If you're using a 4G device or even 5G, if you have coverage, then you're certainly going to enjoy mad speed, but that also comes with the big straw analogy.

Many stream YouTube video on phone at 1080p which is waste of data when you can actually get good quality at 480p. I personally stream mine at 144p, unless it's tutorials.

Most people still leave Whatsapp default upload/download on HD, and have not disabled Auto Download.

If you're using a windows PC, the werey dey update every market day.

Video streams (Instagram reels, tiktok, Facebook) are not maimai...either.

Makodama:
What is good for the goose is good for the what? Lol!!! 😆😆😆

It's a very popular saying Sir 😁

UnknownQueen:
You have a point bro , however if youre staying out of having sex casually iy should be because you dont want unwanted pregnancies and diseases , not because one bible says, flee fornication and adultery.....

My take....

Nah... As per my initial statement, I already implied that long before Christianity, our ancestors already had laws that rewarded purity and to a large extent prevented the things @bolded in their society.

An adult with common sense does not need ANY religion to have good morality.

Britishpea:
Buy a bike with 100k Who are these people??

That's all you live for? Nitpick something in a body of idea just so you have something to complain about?

CodeTemplarr:
it is when 10 people sell where two people are suppose to be that it becomes choking.

Oh very well put. Like in my part of Nigeria, there are usually 30 provision stores in average per street.

muyico:
Chill drinks
With snacks
Hawking or find sch were students plenty,
University or poly

Hmmm.. "provision" store profits are not that much o. The amount of capital you'll need to invest to be able to make that move even from a busy environment is not minimum.

OP, what's your proposed budget?

1. A Vulcanizer along a busy highway
2. Buy a bike (Hire purchase) and do intra-city waybilling (Get contacts from printing press areas, discuss with a mid-range eatery)
3. Go to village market, buy plantain/roasted bushmet bring to busy roads in the city and put it in a temporary shade

UnknownQueen:
Lol, how does having sex with an consenting adult hurt anybody

Obo ati oko dun joooor , e so nkan me jare...

Oh dear. I'm so sorry you can't imagine the good that a less promiscuous society will do.

Ebe nó riénrién éwe ó gbé éwé

zenburster:

If you only do the right thing out of fear of someone watching you 24/7, and incurring his wrath, does that make you a good person or hypocrite?

The sexual urge is normal.

If people didn't have sex, you won't be alive today.

Sex isn't a sin.

Even apostle Paul said it's better to marry than to "burn".
- 1 Corinthians 7:9.

Iku kprai e

I agree with your first paragraph - Theatrical Holiness - also known as Eye service righteousness 😅

On your other statement about sex, those are not correct.

Yes, we were all procreated from sex. However, even before the Christian religion, societies have always had "rules" and norms related to sex - hence the institution of marriage. No society praised the indiscriminate exploration of sex outside "marriage".

If you want all the pleasure of sex, then do right and take up the responsibility of marriage.