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Counterigbolies:
even if u keep it inside chiller

2-3 days egg go don change taste

Mehn... Just try am first boss - groundnut oil stew. Coman give testimony here

You go cry when the egg white finish.
You go dey blush when the yolk touch your tongue

Counterigbolies:
so u dey chop egg of 3 days n stew of 3 days?

Omo people dey ooo

Mehn... Be like you even need the egg pass me o bros. How you take turn 2 to 3?

And have you by chance heard about refrigerator?

Forever loyal to the "individual" in power, who can facilitate their own interests, but never loyal to the Country...

But still, they'll ask the common man, to choose country over loyalty to own interests... Ask him to swallow taxation hook line and sinker, ask him to believe in One Nigeria, when it pleases them, but remind us that we are different in tribe, religion and language when it plays to their interest.


My comment is unrelated, I just dey think out loud. #AllMenDeyVex

Now to the thread:
Why the whole epistle that screams "Ah, I dinor criticize or question him o. Make una nor put him for trouble"?

My own is, if you personally don't have anything you need grace to hide, is ANYONE ABOVE QUESTIONING AND CRITICISM?

Probably more than 25 minutes.
These ones the images up there are all yellow. Mine when done, the yoke is pale yellow abi cream and chalky.

Preference: Let it soak in stew for 2 days 🤤🥰

honour8:
Your voice is really bad, the beginning almost gave me a heart attack, try dey use auto tune small. No offense.

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Baba, today na Sunday na. Match brakes on the violence.

Meanwhile, I really don't think the guy is any serious about this music of a thing. For one, do you think this is how you brand yourself into being a music star?

You need folks to dey tell you truth tho.

NaijaNaWaa:
I don’t think that Teck bros and sis are responsible for this situation. If LASUTH wants a solution for this, it’s readily available in the market but most public institutions are so backward that even if given them for free, they’ll prefer manual. Same applies to State of Origin certificate. If your wants to automate it, it’s very simple but they must take responsibility for identifying their citizens.

Leave am, he has never tried selling a Software Product to a Nigerian Institution before, so doesn't know how it is like.

For one, if it's a government institution, just forget about it. Unless you're the child or relation of the Minister, Director or Permanent Secretary to the ministries, you won't even be given audience to sell the solution you have built to solve the problem.

2. This manual way of doing things seems to be their justification for paying salaries, for example, they still need messengers in some ministries to find your files from the registry and then send to another department for signing, and another one for authorization. If they automate it, how do they justify the salaries for the Bull shyte jobs in most of these MDAs?

3. Nigerians are terribly slow to adapting technology, especially if its NOT free.

4. Entrepreneurship is not incentivized in these parts. So most of these tech bros just look out for jobs in existing startups - that have sworn to ONLY build Fintech apps; or they hang around more B2C services friendly for freelancing in web design, data analysis, etc.

All that is necessary for evil to triumph, is that good men do nothing.

- Edmund Burke

Please go to Arise Sir.

Let Rufai Oseni actually grill you with the genuine inquiries of the Nigerian People (while Rufai is not perfect, he will fearlessly ask him *word on the streets*question like an ACTUAL JOURNALIST should).

It's easy to criticize people for being emotional in the face of seeming hopelessness, when it's not your loved one that's being tortured in the bush, being burned with melting rubber, being beheaded, and then your government is saying we should "pray for them to have a change of heart".

It's easier to preach bravery and courage, when you're in a metaphorical "bullet proof convoy".

frankblinkz:
are you quoting a standard figure for breach of promise and also a standard figure for child support annually, I thought child support is determined by financial capacity of the man?

No my good Sir, there are no standard figures. But a case like this could attract payment of damages in high figures, especially if the lady is truly abandoned throughout pregnancy, delivery and the first few months post-delivery.

But for child support, yeah, financial capabilities determine.

ceeceeuwa:
It's "asper say"

Lol.. e dey correct pidgin.
Uwa, na abasay we dey use for our side.

"As per say" doesn't express the same thing.

"Make I send you 10k asper say I be Dangote" ✅

"Abasay we just see 500k for ground now, wetin you go use am do?" ✅

You get it?

Hahahaha.... There are different things we say to ourselves to cope with sifia pains.

It's like Tortoise car saying nobody added me in their Vintage Car collection because they know my worth.

Note: I'm not saying baba is a tortoise car, before una put me for trobo 😂

Hehe... You're getting worked up for nothing my brother. It's something my mum can do also 😅 ... But she knows that I don't do crowds or event things.

You need to talk to her jare. Mama is right about na who you do for, go do for you. She understands the law of reciprocity, and she wants you to also invest in time for other people so that they can also turn up for you when you need people around you too.

Personally, I'd tell her that I don't like parties, but I can send her money to spray on my behalf, atleast that way if people nor come my own because of me, dem go come because of my mama.

But... Pick up the phone and call her, at 26 you're nearing a man now, let her know that you understand why she says it, but that you can't be present for all events. Mothers understand, and from what you say, I think you have a lovely mother too.

Make una try dey dey intelligent nao.
Instead of crying with your big head on camera... But then again, you were greedy enough because you thought you'll become Oga wife after the pregnancy 🤣

Carry your pregnancy to full term, carry the man go court, if DNA proves he's the father, the court go nack am better bill.

Breach of promise #50million
Child Support #3million annually

A House divided against itself cannot stand.

The PDP is a sad tale though. What kind of skeleton does its high ranking members have that makes it hard for them expel members carrying out anti-party activities and still having so much sway in its affairs. Springing up factions every Eken market day.

Dear GEJ, dem wan mess you up so. Come out and speak truth to power. The current administration has failed, throw your full weight behind a candidate you believe has the will and ability to lead the country.

Well, when that's the only thing you REALLY HAVE TO OFFER, then that's all you can give too.

As a man, I believe in partnership, but in having this conversation with My Love, I don't say "split bills", but I let her know that I'll NEED HER HELP AND SUPPORT.

A woman that knows the value of what she's trying to build with you - a healthy family - will hold nothing back from that relationship.

Women who talk like these, are those ones who simps flock around, begging for their attention, buying heaven and hell for them just because they want the chance to shift paent.

Shame on men who date or marry these kind of porcupines.

Ibadanfarmroad:
bro please you people should normalize giving your kids native names, the matter Dey shame me, anywhere go you in Benin is English names, if you enter any estate in Benin and about Jaden almost ten kids will answer you at once.

Lol... I understand Chief. We actually give our children native names, the English/Christian name is just more popular.

For me, my native name is like a Private thing 😁, only my Family knows and can call me by the name.

We have a lot of Osa.... And Omo... as names.

BTW, nice that you made out the Tribe from the language I typed 🙂

We have a saying in my place.

Eghe nomwan ya yore, ore owie.
(Na the time wey person wake up naim be morning).

There's no template. Just make sure you're building, learning or growing towards something, and you'll see and meet opportunities to stand on your feet.

Sonnobax15:

That's a great sign that you're embarking on a worthless journey

A journey of an avoidable debit that wouldn't add any meaningful impact to your life. In fact ,that baby is a national asset . And if that gentleman can have the foresight to see what that baby has seen, he'd be the one to buy his next baby food

But you need to spend that Ughelli money for one girl at least o.

Meanwhile so many weird superstitious folks up there. Sign ke wonders ni.

It's either this, or motor splash potopotor for your body, things happen. I'll call to extend the appointment a little further, run back home and get dressed. I go sofri carry bolt sha.... Maybe na my missing rib village people no want make i meet.

A funeral costs more than a pot of stew.

Them say see Ebo, e say see Father (Edolites will understand 😅)

It's technically the same word, just that since our culture no longer frown against genital meet and greet aka fornication.

People who become friends with the added benefits of seeing each other's unclothedness are said to be dating, and then when they leave that phase and now start being more intentional about the possibility of settling down together as a married couple, they now name their genital meet and greet as courtship - with the added benefits of learning all the color of flags the person has, especially the red flags.

😁

Precious201010:
The woman can go ahead and cheat if she wants, and what makes you think she's not cheating already?.

So what's the motivation for keeping a might-cheat or already-cheating, disrespectful and poor specimen of a wife?

A whole lot of reorientation.
And we need to as a society deincentivize these criminals.

Criminals are outlaws, they shouldn't feel safe or free to come into society and be treated as celebrities - we all know what I'm talking about.

Also, government has to show strong will!
Religious and traditional rulers MUST justify their "reverence" by speaking out to call a spade a spade.

Secondly, we need to stop this bad habit of reactive military or police action - we need intelligence to step up their game and act on intelligence way before it occurs.

Lastly, more than firepower, but that firepower is IMPORTANT. You can't have a dialogue of peace with your enemy who has the religious and financial incentive to plant a bulleth in your head with a gun.

Precious201010:
What I'm about to say might sound funny.... Don't send her away, but cut of from her emotionally and romantically..

Provide for the family as you have been doing, pay your children school fees directly to their school, apart from feeding money don't give her any money again...

If she try initiating intimacy tell her that you're no longer interested... Trust me she'll be the one fighting to save the marriage...

A woman like this, she'll then go outside and cheat and then say, because you were keeping malice with her. Remember Frank Edoho?

A woman like this needs to be made to realize her place.... I say OP file for a divorce and seek full custody of the children, that way she can't take the children away.

Then he can make arrangements, for a live-in nanny from a reputable hiring firm to care for the kids.

He missed it at the beginning. The first show of disrespect MUST be severely rebuked so there's no incentive to try it again, ever.

I will tolerate anything but disrespect in any form.

Following to learn.......
Let's have it.

First principle:
Never commit emotionally too fast.

This is not so true my good Sir. Many people have lost good men and women because they were trying to get the emotional upper hand... pretending not to care, just so that they other person will commit emotionally first.

For me, If I love you, it'll show. I'll move heaven and earth for you. But the speed at which I can cut people off is faster than the speed of light - I can unplug with unbelievable speed, you'll think I never really loved you.

But when you show that you can reciprocate my love, you'll be like a queen in my world.

dollytino4real:
is just curiousity dat is making me ask o, we don chop clean mouth

Lol... I understand 😂

Enough praying jare. Let's demand for and set up systems and institutions that GRAVELY PUNISHES electoral fraud and naturally screens out incompetent neemkompuuls.

We're too "holy" for progress, apparently.

Una too dey take these things over-serious. Just do you. What does your conviction tell you from understanding the bible (Not what Pastor said)?

Because depending on your maturity in "faith" you might see that it's nothing wrong.

As the guy above said, you get food naim make you nor wan chop free ram.

If you use politeness collect am, make sure you eat it. It's a sin against nature to waste food given in celebration (2nd Nabatista 3:49).

Note: The place where you eventually eat the first shawarma will determine what follows afterwards - Some shawarma literally taste like heaven, while some taste like porridge wrapped with flattened bread.

But them nor dey telli person.... It has this taste - whether hot or cold, with all the mixed ketchup and cream, diced chicken, sausage rolled up 🤤

You don also chop barbecue fish?

psalmsjob:
So the hypothetical 5m is what she's worth or that's a big money in your mind....or a socalled reputable law firm would charge less than 5m for such case? Hypothesis should be higher not lower.

Small mind think small whatever you think you're worth is what people will take you as....if any loan app tries this rubbish with me they should just be ready to close their company and still owe me and i don't need a "reputable" law firm that tbey can settle behind my back to rubbish the case.

Think big bro and be courageous to admit when you goof and don't try to spin it off or rationalise it away.

Okay Sir. Like they say, everyone is a big boy on the internet.

Omoboricash:
What is 5million, 100million and they will now be negotiating to 50 million

Nor vex 😅 I nor too know money.