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EvaJael:
Nephew,sorry aunt has had it a bit rough. I'm still behind you even when you don't see my comments okay?

Mamiwata power....powerless power.
See how ur juju strong no stay behind abeg go front or I shoot u.
Good job son keep it up.
Gat u covered with my AA-653-kim-NL auto multi monster machine gun

princ007:
Seconded... Ken is an idiot,infact someone should give me a loaded gun pls

which type of gun do u want my sister.
and how much do u have

U pple shud help me beg my wife biko I want to carry her and run away she no gree me.

#team_nate&kc

souloho19:
Aiirporta i already scripted two updates but i chilled because u took over;..bro try not to type direct to nl, type it somewhere else maybe on whatsapp or any word processor and copy and paste so u won't be worried about losing the data.
Nice previous update. Anticipating more

It seems don gucci is dead so please u pple shud leave don peluzzini for me.
So wen u want him to die and also meet braham let me knw I have got something brewing in my mind so I can start to design.

arripotta nice one.
meneski we are back on track.

KimberlyWest:
Off and On hubby, sanu da zuwa.

I will think of where I would like to go between Mars and Jupiter, I'm sure you can afford that with all the guns you've been selling on NL recently.

Okay choose quick.
Igit20 issoryt just knw dat.
Lemme not talk.

ironkurtain:
Trying to write a story about a character that someone else created is kind of difficult for me. I can only write based on the character i created.

Boss it is finally good to c u.
Wen wud u do the part three of bloodline I wanna read how jack is going to rule.
One love bro.

Aripotta ur entance is good but we don't quite get you.
How did they get there? Wat are they doing there? Who si their target and besides it is davina.

Ghosst is meant to have gone away .
At solouho19 boss awfa u abi u no reason am.
Cyberrex u nko
Apollux wat of marvel chronicle.

I wud have love to write but I am a reader nt a writer

One love.
Ladies u gals shud do something.

queenitee:
Don't forget your wife is my sister o

ehen and so.
i wud still shoot u.

cygemeks:
KimberlyWest, I just love you for this piece. This is superb so far.

Kwantinu...we dey your back.

Hmmmm.
Issoryt, no problem I have catch u.
Wat are u doing in my wife back.
Nobody is allowed to be at her back,front or sides except that person is a female.
Bewarned.

yungeez i ha il ooo.
abeg no cex say i no fit congratulat for ur birthday abeg.
choose any gun u need i wud give u i swear

Queenitee so u want to use my wife and do foursome abi.
Issoryt just choose any gun and bullet that I wid use and shoot u.
Hadampson which pikin una dey talk about.
Evajael so u want to be planner abi no worry I go show u.
LeBerry only me and myself is allowed to like my wife.
Next time just say u love the story okay. Last warning ooo.

Kimberlywest am back my love the only gal that is in my heart.
My sugar sweetie am back ooo.
I have just sent the last shipment of guns to the place so until new one come I wud be at home.
I wud take u and my son emperor380 to barbeach,dubai, any where u want .

Johnsown1:
I also had fun chatting with u dear, who is hadampson by the way

Abeg were una dey chat make I come join una .
Please.

Hadampson:
Stepheegee12 abeg how much dem dey sell sawn_off shotgun

Because of the person wey u wan use the gun ontop na free I go give u ooo
I go even add buLlet on top

KimberlyWest:
Marathon ke?

Don't let people especially my sisters, call me a ba.d child o.

Let them talk one bullet is enof for each of them.

Meet me in the oza room.
Please don't disturb ooo

EvaJael:
And what's this reason?

shud i say it.
dont worry lemme not say it.

dont disturb my wife she is tired after the marathon if u knw wat i mean.

EvaJael:
Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry sis. I've been reading silently. I've come to confess. It's a bit nice to know I've broken a heart. I'm not wicked o but this one sweet me gan. Bring it on sis

Hmmmm.
We know d reason u commented but I wud keep quiet.

Kimkardashian.
Abeg no vex with me oooo.
Permission to disturb thread.

#team_rick&ramsey

EvaJael:
I just need the type that can destroy my enemies

Okay.
That wud be 100 million dollars.
Since u want one dat wud be able to kill me

Emperor380:
Thank you daddy. mum won't hear about it

That's my boy.
Don't mind ur aunty she is just forming hard to get after she has fasted and prayed and hadampsn is now running.

Queenitee chairlady of nairaland I hail oooo
Yungeez beta come and tell ur wife nt to interfere in a matter that does nt concern her.
Evajael which type of gun do u have and how much own do you want to buy.

Hadampson:
I would just pretend i didn't hear what you are saying.. have you forgotten so soon, the PRESS-UP we did in your room?

Stepheegee12 please come to my aid

Is a lie.
Aha evajael.
U can lie for africa.
Was it not u dat was disturbing for his number.
And always saying that broda that is handsome like dis I like him oooo$
No be you dey pursue am

EvaJael:
I was only saving you from embarassment then. I'll tell the truth about what happened that day. Nephew,he came to see me not knowing my twinee and best friend where with me. My twinee poured pepper water in his eyes and my sis used broom to beat him. He later begged me to pretend that something actually happened.

Is a lie.
You think I did not see when u said he shud follow u to ur room that u want to show him album photo
U pple now came out sweating like sakah goats.


My son emperor how are you
Nice story line u got here.
Don't worry wen u finish exam I wud train u how to shoot machine gun.
Don't let mummy know.
I am coming lemme go and disturb my wife

[quote author=ikombe post=58442107][/quote]I dash you too.

C ya head like my head.

[quote author=wizsolzy post=58438462][/quote]Hmmmm.
My dreaded bloodas are back from seun osewa bans.
Halleluyah
Now nairaland go hear wen.
Miss u guys a lot especially ikombe.

Pamelb abeg no vex oo.
Se I neva comment since all thus while.
I am truly sorry.
Nice story u got here.

But no go allow claire go back to micheal ooo.

#team_claire&phil
#team_kelvin&getrude

Hadampson alamiendagash
ikombe and wizsolzy are back.

More bans to these my two NL brodas

so surestg u started a story u no fit tell me abi. its not fair ooooo.
anyways am here wats on the menu.
lemme introduce u to my wife kimberlywest

#team_amy

nice one keep the updates coming

Cyberrex u are really doing a nice job.
Don't tell me u have been banned

hormobolanle:
Kimberlywest u beta confess bfr u are lying on poor malaria bcoz it can't defend itself abi Bera coman update now bfr I open ur yansh
Asif I didn't c u n StephenGee12 doing Dat tin in d Oza room, now u are now saying malaria is holding u instead to confess for us Dat it is BELERIA well me go chop rice sha.... e Don tay I chop Dat kin rice last

WISH U QUICK RECOVERY THOUGH

they told me dat u are a witch na now i believe. so u dey see as we dey do the tin abi. no problem ooo. na thunder wey dem import go strike u

On behalf of my wife kimberlywest. I want to tell u pple to not expect update ooooo. Cos she is not feeling fine so until further notice this story has been stopped so all u derailers are free to do as u please.

#mention at your own risk in a bad way

EvaJael:
I'm sorry everyone. I've been busy all day and my head feels like it's gonna explode soon. I'll reply all your wonderful comments as soon as I have enough time on my hands. Graduation is next week and it's really been stressful preparing. Y'all should please forgive me. Updates may not go all smooth and steady for a while. I still love you all

see her mouth....party gal.
send d address lets come na. abi hadampson shey u no go shaye for us.

It was a pleasure serving u all. To all dose wu commented me and all God Bless and to meneski u helped bring out my talent. So I just gotta hand the reins back to anoda person. @ cyberrex help keep it lively.


Need u guys help with something.
Just opened a page on facebook and well it is still upcoming. I need u guys to help me like the page to gain more traffic. It is all about jokes and memes but I wud soon shift to posting stories on it from ur favourite writers.when u like it send a message telling me ur Nairaland Moniker(username) here is d link
https://m.facebook.com/Golds-World-1688055368164868/?__xt__=11.%7B%22event%22%3A%22visit_page_tab%22%2C%22user_id%22%3A100004206495902%2C%22page_id%22%3A1688055368164868%7D

God bless as u help a brother ou

Cyberrex please takeober since u said u want to use the hostage situation and dat is were I want to write from and bring in the angel of death.
But don't forget the dons 50 men dat are stranded on the private airstrip in mexico. Or shud I do that.

U guys shid please not be offended dat I avent updated. Yesterday rain fell on me and dried on me. As a result I have a blocked nose and am using my mouth to breath.
So update wud be pending wen the catarh has left me clear headed probably tomorrow afternoon.

Hadampson:
M4 would be okay

I was thinking a remington wud do

So marianneada u write new story u no fit call ur inlaw abi.....issoryt
Queenitee so u to cannot call abi.....issokay
Evajael and u too(I neva get ur time)
Kimberlywest my wife so u too cannot call me abi....no problem
Hadampson u no fit call ur bro abi( u knw say alamiendagash do come back)

Who will park my car.
Half a bullet each is enough for all of u minus my wife

Chumzypinky I saw u viewing . No vex with me say I never comment for tradition oo. How is the ejimas hope they are disturbing you wella...
Abeg help us release theblessedman na