₦airaland Forum

francessby:
The craziest person i have dated is you so what or where do you want me to start abi you want to write movie

holychic:
dated this crazy guy that was sleeping with my childhood friend when we were still dating.
when my friend felt guilty and told me about sleeping with him,he threaten her life and ask her to retract what she told me.
when i dumped the jerk, he faked attempted suicide for me to take him back.

I'm sorry about him and your friend.

Abbey_city:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm '''Thinking of where to start from''

yeah start from somewhere

The.Man:
My People, I get Tori for una, there was this chic I dated about 3 years back, Things didn't work out, so we part ways. Recently, she started calling agin, gave me 56 missed calls, she threatened suicide, which she didn't carry out, at first I was feeling like d-banj "why me" until finally started threatening to Kill me. So I almost involved the police. That made her calm down for a while. Only to call me again that she wants to see me. GUYS if you have any cueing gum girlfriend, RUNNNNNNNN!!

LOL!! Damn she threatened to kill you? That's crazy.

lol!!

from the beginning, please?

mind sharing?

onyinye2:
i have tears in my eyes that is sooo funny yes that is so true. yeah i have noticed more that as soon as the reception starts, the men start asking where the goat meat is and toothpick.

yeah

jek_kad:
morenike r u laffing,i heard a story that one man attended one wedding ,by the time d people serving drinks came to his side and asked him what he wanted d guy told them,so he was given d drink ,but before d guy that gave him d drink will dip his hands into his pocket to bring out the opener ,d drink has gone half way already

LOL that a Nigerian party for you. It's either there are so many bottle openers or not at all. LOL Damn I love Nigeria.

nice to see you again

Morenisexy:
Some dnt care. . the first thing they ask is "Where is the jollof rice?"

LOL!! At the Igbo ones "Where's the isiewu?"

jek_kad:
sm people even go to the wedding reception wt their openers ,spoon,knife and forks,rubbish

LOL

jek_kad:
sm people even go to the wedding reception wt their openers ,spoon,knife and forks,rubbish

Even at the Nigerian parties I go to here, except the guys here a little more cautious so that it doesn't look like they're starving.

lady bam:
hehehehehe.
their teeth never stops flashing, like

lol

lady bam! Long time.

onyinye2:
all guys want is someone to cater to their ego. case closed.

anything wrong with that?

onyinye2:
God asked Adam after he had eaten from the forbidden tree where he was. what did he say?? and i quote " I'm Naked" what does the state of where you are located have to do with what you are wearing?? man is not as great as you want to believe.

Well the woman didn't do that great either. She let herself be deceived and let her husband also to be deceived. She is the reason why everything went sour in the first place.

jp philips:
your french sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Kliplemet:
It's Italian retard

LOL!!

@topic, YES!

onyinye2:
oka, whatever. man would have died off centuries ago if women were not around. if man is so good, why did he fail the first test in history??

What test was that?

The guests who came with containers.

onyinye2:
you are getting self confidence mixed up with pride. alot of african males that i have encountered all walked around as if they were the best thing God put on this earth. please!!! they thought they were a bunch of alpha males.

Well yes we all are; after God created us, He saw we were good.

jek_kad:


<sub>stephen abu kwamu onye abia ,ajuru m gi ebee isi maka asusu gi dika ke ndie abia


chaii ndie ozuitem ji ezigbote ego</sub>

Nne m bu onye Alayi na mgbe ofuma o n'asu m n'Igbo. Ntakiri ntakiri, m mmalite n'asu.

onyinye2:
yeah i was about to say the same thing. cause i use to hang out with all types of africans and the guys personalities tended to be the same. they all had their head so way up high i thought giraffes would be jealous. they are all suffering from pride addiction.

I can imagine the pride conflict you and those guys were having seeing that you are high up on the pride scale also.

dreeldee:
Lets stop arguing about who is better than who, everyone is better in their own way.

We're more recognized than them at least and we're smarter so

LMAO!! Wasn't it you that said we should stop arguing?

Morenisexy:
speak english jo
Is stephen asking for my hand in marriage? awwwwww. . cute!

hahahahaha

@jek,

_{m bu onye Ozuitem, Bende LGA}

I'm sorry but I don't see how Ghanaian men are better than Nigerian men.

RedHotChic:
whatever, when did you improve the one minute action?

I did not get that.

jek_kad:
how many women does this stephenp want to rape by force


_{bia stepehn nwanyi ge gbeu gi nu wa iputara}

AH! They are the ones approaching me.

_{O fola Nairaland o. Ama m ebe o di.}

Morenisexy:
@post
His name is StephenP. . we went to the drive through. .
This dude kept asking me to get freaky. . I was like no!
So he "persuaded" me to get to the back of the trunk with him
But when he put down his shorts, I ran like the devil was chasing me.
called the police then next day

LOL Are you sure this didn't happen in a dream?

RedHotChic:
Are you threatened by her?

No because I took an "Imma whoop your ass" class and you don't see me talking about it in every thread.

RedHotChic:
Lol, dude, it's not that serious,

Naw . . . I'm done with constantly being reminded of her kick boxing class.

Caradona, that is some freaky ass stuff.

onyinye2:
@RHC

this one fella i knew when i went to naija was real aggressive with me. he didnt know that i took kick boxing since i was seven years old. so one day i got so tired of his way i gave him a bloody nose with my foot

I'm praying for the one time you hit a dude and he beats the shit outta you. Then maybe you'll learn violence really isn't always the answer.

syren:
love that song

Yeah? Man, she is telling the truth.

Problem is when some women see a Nigerian man that looks good, got a job, a place to stay and on top of all that he's straight, they push him to the friends corner and date those who are moochers and beat women up at the slightest provocation. Then, they start complaining about all Nigerian men like they have dated us all.

@Morenisexy, I can't let him ruin my thread with his self-deceit. I believe there's a place in Nairaland for that.

mightydick:
the craziest person i have ever dated was a girl who during sex kept shouting - are u fucking me, are u fucking me - ye ye ye are u fucking me - no o - i am not fucking u - i am bathing u.

hahahaha