₦airaland Forum

rotimy:
Okay, my dating of Serena Williams was a fantasy. Man do dream jare.
But my handsomeness is a reality. 6FT 2 and a head tuner anyday.

It's so sad when people lie to themselves.

funkybaby:
@post

I had to call him urgently and had no minutes on my phone so i used my dad's phone to call him. Apparently, he saved the number.

We had an arguement monthsssss later and to spite me, he hid his number and rang my dad at about 2am in the morning telling him that i was in serious trouble/an emergency at school.

Unfortunately, my phone was off so i could not be reached. The confusion at my house was imaginable all throughout that night. my folks were ilvigworried. They began instant night vigil.

That dude was just plain crazy !

Damn!!

Morenisexy:
rotimy,
you dey fantisize o. . hehhe

please let him know! I don't even know him and he thinks I'm jealous of him. I ain't even jealous of Jay-Z and he thinks I'll stoop as low as to be jealous of him.

tope2000:
CHAI, u dey curse oo

LOL only when the occasion calls for it.

Morenisexy:
stephen, the first one na. . haba!

Aiit

davidylan:
Is this a thread for crazy stories? When i read a few that tickle my fancy then i'd share some.

LOL so you've got more that one right? C'mon David, be a good sport and share one.

origina9ja:
diis 1 no bi thankz answer
u kno undertsnd ma english
i jst remmba say no bi english i take write am
i say mke u hav a go

What can I say people? She knows what she wants and she goes to get it.

rotimy:
some people jealous me, some people jealous me because I be fine man.
@ Step-hen, when last I checked my self on the mirror, I know that Denzel Washington & other hunks like you will be envious. But what do I do? Na GOD OOOOOOOOO.

Dude, how can I be jealous of you when I don't give a Bleep about you?

Morenisexy:
can you edit your post?
thanks sweetie. . you're still my craziest date

Ok, which of them?

origina9ja:
sum guy phillp
he really scarezz da mess out off moi
still thinkin if i wana share it

when you are ready to, we'll be waiting.

origina9ja:
@poster
u fine no bi small oooo
me i promise i know go freak u out
so i gi advice you to hav a go

LOL!! Thanks Miss.

LOL!! Don't worry I won't let anyone know. But I just want you to know that I know you.

@morenisexy

LOL! I'm crazy right? Dude seriously pissed me off.

Edited.

lady bam:
Men lie more than the ladies. PERIOD

no comment.

onyeka_ng:
To lie is inevitable to both sex end of story.

seconded

@iice, damn I can't even begin to imagine what you went through. You threatened to call the police though and he didn't listen? That's serious LOL.

@rotimy, you amaze me. Is that your dumb attempt at sarcasm? You were supposed to talk about the craziest person you have ever dated (which I doubt you have any; if anything you must be the crazy person someone else dated and I feel for that person) or be like the others and laugh about it or say you haven't dated any crazy person yet. Instead, you decided to be a retard and tried to ruin this thread because no one will date your sorry ugly ass. I can't blame you though, you're just a sorry excuse for a man.

@others, please feel free to post about the craziest person you've ever dated.

Ok, so I know many of us have dated people who are downright crazy. Here's your chance to tell Nairalanders what happened, so that when anyone else finds himself/herself in a situation like that we will be better prepared I'll go first just to set the pace.

I dated this girl one time. She was a lil' cutie, had nice curves . . . I mean, just looking right. Everything was good for like the first two weeks. Then she told me she really loved me, and what's worse was she expected me to say it back. I told her real nice that I wasn't ready for that kinda thing yet, and she was moving way too fast for me but maybe with a little time, we both could get there. Now she looked all calm like she understood but man, was I wrong. After that, shit hit the fan at about a 140mph. Girl went all physco on me. She started showing up at my apartment at random times and all the events I attended or planned to attend. How the hell she knew which party I wanted to attend, I don't know. She started leaving bleeped up messages on my voice mail about how I refused to love her, cursing at me and claiming that she'll commit suicide if I don't become her boyfriend. She scared the shit out me so I had to break it off. That didn't stop her though; she still kept popping up at random places and shit. I almost wanted to hit her with a bat. For real, she freaked me out.

CH3COO:
gabrwyl please get that picture off your profile. I swear I almost had a heart attack.

Dude, you shouldn't be judging people if you don't have one yourself.

I'll send Seun to ban some people here for speaking Yoruba.

doyin13:
Please tell me this was tongue in cheek

me too because now that the real thing has been said, I don't know how to respond to that post. Anyway, now I see why these Yoruba dudes were cracking up.

all this yoruba is killing me. What does "ala curry" mean?

_{LOL Thanks}

Now back to the topic . . .

kojeiwa:
Pretty Naija folks don't come by easily. So if you have one, abeg pamper am o, because if you lose am,

e go take you another 10 years to find another pretty one o.

You're looking at the wrong place.

Yup jaqunan is female.

_{Hey Mesmerize, check out the poetry section real quick. I've got a new one put up.}

Mesmerize:
Hon, I was joking
where did seun get all this sadist sef?

LMAO. Dang . . . I've laughed a lot today.

I'm guessing female.

Oh . . . the poster is Yoruba.

CH3COO:
Stale emotions and erections seldom go hand-in-hand. Even the most heartless motherfu[i]c[/i]kers can find ways to get it up when it counts the most. Just my one cent.

Which is worth a lot because I was just going to say that.

stillwater:
And I presume, men are devoid of emotions?

Yup. Apparently we are dead inside.

debosky:
This is the description of a MUMU aka loser. Hang up on me? GO TO HELL.

Show you off in your sweats?? to say what? 'meet my girlhonestly she looks better in formal clothes, HONESTLY!!'

and why should I be saying I'm lucky? Am I not good enough?

Another wool in-between the ears, love-sick loser's idea of the ideal door-mat aka 'mugu'

LOL seconded

I don't think you can judge anyone based on looks, I mean, you don't have any profile picture. Maybe that a sign that you are uglier than of the "90 per cent" put together.

Just a thought, not hating.

Mesmerize:
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

ROFL!!! That expression was PRICELESS. High 5!

@ topic, water . . . except when their calves of course then they drink milk.

I liked the modern David. Well done.

See fellas she's falling in love LOL

I don't know how many times I'm gon' say this. Women want me . . . they want me.

IncaGold:
@janami,
You see my point, with over a billion women in this world and the entire womenfolk trying to be unique that results in over a billion ways/things that women want. Women are very very confused.

So the 3 billion men in the world want the same thing right?

for what?