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Jokes EtcRe: Test Of Iq by StephenP(m): 9:57am On Jul 02, 2008
@poster, I just don't see the humor in this.
RomanceRe: Deleted Post by StephenP(m): 9:52am On Jul 02, 2008
Seun:
That's because of what you put them through! Once they get you, they realize that you were not worth it.
ROFLMAO!!! Seun, you've finally made me laugh.
RomanceRe: Deleted Post by StephenP(m): 9:10am On Jul 02, 2008
I'm a sucka for a girl with good communication skills, really flexible and in a room full of people, I am the only person she sees.
Poems For ReviewAmazing by StephenP(op): 7:08am On Jul 02, 2008
Can I call you amazing?
Does that word put into perspective the effect you have on me?
Does it capture the nurture you provide for my soul?
I breathe in everything encompassing you because you intrigue me
And if curiosity kills this cat,
Don’t be worried, I’ve got nine lives.
Death never sounded so sweet
And
Love calls upon the need for defeat.
So,
You have won, and now I’m yours to keep.
You give me endless smiles and nocturnal behaviors,
And sleepless nights when you're in my arms.
I fight the lullabies of time,
Refusing to give away these moments with you to the night,
Cause there’s no way to rewind.
And I admit you’ve captivated me with your character,
In you, I see the masterpiece of a woman,
Remarkable, wonderful, magnificent,
True.
Can I call you amazing?
It is a rare finding of a woman like you.
Who gives not to be given.
Loves not to be loved,
A woman of good nature,
A woman of good heart,
Amazing.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 5:48am On Jul 02, 2008
Negro_Ntns:
@ stephen < thread took a weird and "tragic" turn > huh
Oh my, thats not good angry
LOL
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 5:36am On Jul 02, 2008
A lot! Go back and read it . . . don't worry no one will post anything.
RomanceRe: How Will U React To It? by StephenP(m): 5:07am On Jul 02, 2008
It depends on if I broke up with her or she broke with me.

If I broke up with her, it's going to be conditional like my birthday or something special happened. But if it's just a random time, I'm gon' invite my current girlfriend on the date and we three will crack it together. But I'll ensure that it's never just us both.

If she broke up with me, I'll be like what? Now that I've found someone better and I'm doing better without you and you want to creep back into my life and wreck it again? Naw . . . she better schedule a date with some other dude.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 4:58am On Jul 02, 2008
lol c'mon . . .
RomanceRe: Black Woman Bashing Sisters On Thier Attitude 2wards Brothers by StephenP(m): 4:53am On Jul 02, 2008
stillwater:
I don't know why you're speaking a foreign language. undecided angry
More like online translator LOL
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 4:52am On Jul 02, 2008
ROFL!! It's funny how this thread took a weird and "tragic" turn.

@Onyinye, I was sure you'd take them seriously . . . and you did. Anyone could have seen it wasn't that serious and they weren't really into you. It's just one of those things. Plus, wasn't it you that said you got a boyfriend?
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 1:10am On Jul 02, 2008
doyin13:
Trust me. . . .he only needs the one strike grin grin
hahahaha you and your mature jokes.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 1:08am On Jul 02, 2008
onyinye2:
well i guess so. BUT we have to put some ground rules. my whole thing is respect. you get three strikes and you out. for good.
What's up with the rules? A relationship is supposed to be fun not a ritual.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 1:05am On Jul 02, 2008
jek_kad:
my sis na so we see am ooo,u berra hook stephen naw that hes available ,just for a few hours though grin
LOL
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 12:49am On Jul 02, 2008
Mesmerize:
I'll be like WTF? Get the hell off of me. .

Stephen, dnt ever do that. . wha da!! shocked shocked
onyinye2:
how did i know you were going to say that. but if a guy tried to kiss me when we first met, he betta start shopping for an ice pack wink


i wonder what would happen if guys and gals switched places?? hmmm now that is a question that is hard to answer.
syren:
Then you must have a death wish,lol grin That's poor social conduct on your part. I will freak out and raise an alarm. No on second thought a slap will do grin
LOL!! Y'all are just saying that. No worries.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 12:40am On Jul 02, 2008
onyinye2:
i would be totally turned off. you can't just put your hands on me when you don't even know my last name. how would you feel if i just walk upon you and started rubbing my hands all over you? so ungentlemen like. but hey it could just be me. i grew up where you strive for a southern gentlemen undecided
You're amazed at my body? and/or you want to get down.

syren:
If they were a friend thaen fine, if not why would someone do that? explain grin
Ok let me try again. You've never met me before and I walk up to you and I say

"Hey my name is Stephen, what's yours?
You: My name is Syren
Me: Nice to meet you

. . . and I hug you right then and possibly peck you. What will be your reaction?
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 12:30am On Jul 02, 2008
davidylan:
Its the internet, anyone can claim to be a "bad" boy. grin

I'm just wondering why so many of the "bad" boys with "swagger" are still single. cool
hahahaha It looks like that because once you get married, you tend to drop the it.

jek_kad:
cannibal abi na hannibal u guys berra learn how to approach a woman well ,because all those hey and wasup wont take u anywhere,anyways there r diff types of girls and im very sure that those that answer to that hey and wasup are those that lack attention
Picture this and tell me what you think about it: A dude at a party or some event walks up to you and says "Hey, How you doing?" and he slightly hugs you.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 12:24am On Jul 02, 2008
j-girl:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
That's a bit harsh, dude. grin I just thought it wasn't that funny.
Seriously if a girl responded like that, I'll google the nearest mental hospital. Unless she was smiling or laughing when she said so.

jek_kad:
@syren

emmmmmmm syren u seee emmmm i will be happy to announce to u that stephen has got a very tough wife on this forum and she wouldnt be happy if she catches u flirting wt him clears throat
She's not flirting . . . just trying to know me better I guess.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 12:20am On Jul 02, 2008
syren:
No embarassed promise grin

Just curious. Do you like a girl who has groupies? cool
I can't judge someone like that.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 12:13am On Jul 02, 2008
onyinye2:
this reminds me of what some boy said to my friend the other day. he was all like "hey" and she was like "umm im sorry don't believe i see any farms. because hey is for horses" i couldnt stop laughing. cheesy cheesy
Sorry but she's retarded.

LadyT:
ROTFLMAO@Stephen I'm feeling your signature!!!
Thanks. It's true though

syren:
No attraction o. cool "Bad" boys are always cool to be friends with but not in relationships no way. I've tried it and it's too much trouble. lipsrsealed grin So you like bad girls Stephen grin
Ha! Is that a trick question?
RomanceRe: Black Woman Bashing Sisters On Thier Attitude 2wards Brothers by StephenP(m): 12:06am On Jul 02, 2008
Thank God! A black woman has finally spoken the truth. Damn, I'm gon' bag her.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:59pm On Jul 01, 2008
LadyT:
Simple hi or hello is fine.

Please don't use the "hey baby I just love you so much"

Hisssssssss angry
LOL

syren:
Well a lot of the time it's hard to differentiate between the faithful and unfaithful. The ones who say they're with u but have 3 or 4 other girls they keep as "backup plans" and the ones that want you and only u. The latter seems more appealing but unfortunately there is no way of knowing cool
which attracts you to him, right? Because you are curious and just want to find out.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:51pm On Jul 01, 2008
Some women just take themselves too seriously. If you ladies saw a dude you liked and you wanted to talk to him, would you say "Good day, sir?"
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:48pm On Jul 01, 2008
I don't see why "what's up?" is a really big deal.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:41pm On Jul 01, 2008
beauteous:
i LYK A LIL BIT OF BAD"NESS"IN MA MAN embarassed
Thank you for being honest. I'm waiting for the others to follow suit.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:38pm On Jul 01, 2008
syren:
I'm with u there girl, but with "bad" boys I never feel that. They see it as a game, which me personally, I don't like. They hit on girl after girl until it's "your turn" I don't feel there's any genuine interest. And we've learnt that it's very rare they change. Even when they're with you there eyes are still roaming around looking for their next chase. That's why I said I don't trust them.
The problem is many of you women see "bad" boys as dudes who are with you for the sole purpose of having sex with you and breaking up with you thus damaging your heart. But the thing is even though it seems the social norms in the bad boy society is to have multiple women, many "bad" boys can be faithful. Sure there will be groupies hanging around but they are there just to let you know that if you decide to mess up, you'll be replaced.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:26pm On Jul 01, 2008
syren:
Lol, don't start with me again o grin cool
hahaha I won't.

onyinye2:
@syren

well i see what you are saying. but yeah there is an attraction to bad boys because we feel we can at the end of the day "change" him.
well he doesnt have to say that. but as long it is not "whats up". that is what you say to your home boys. i don't want to feel like your home boys. i need to feel that you have an interest in me. which comes with respect.
Ladies, follow Onyinye and tell the truth.

Hannibal:
I think u now know why 90% of em Nairaland ladies are still unattached. . . .
They have been swooped by too many "nice boys" who are blinded by online beauty and reh reh reh. . . . .
No wonder em girls are sometimes frustrated with the way they post. . . . .They have not been getting quality pick-up lines. cheesy grin wink
ROFL!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ibkaye Happy Birthday Hun :-* by StephenP(m): 11:23pm On Jul 01, 2008
beauteous:
@ ALL,PLS DO NOT DEVIATE FRM D TOPIC ND PURPOSE OF DA THREAD. cheesy
So I was chatting this the girl last week and she said . . . LOL!! jk

@ Ibkaye, Happy birthday!
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:20pm On Jul 01, 2008
syren:
We can't speak for anyone else at the end of the day. But 'bad' boys to me are a turn off.
"If you like me, good for you, if you don't, you can take a running jump" Who wants to be with someone that treats them like just another name on their long list of contacts?

*show of hands anyone*
I see some ladies over there raising their hands.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:16pm On Jul 01, 2008
onyinye2:
oka cheesy cheesy cheesy it didnt mention all of that. the guy can come up to me and be like " Good afternoon miss, my name is "john". I noticed you walk pass me and was blinded with your beauty. and had to turn around and find out your name.
Isn't that too much for an over-exaggeration?

HR.hotness:
Like i said,

when they are 12 grin
You ladies like a man who has just the right amount of bad in him, who keeps you on your toes, who you respect not fear, who you submit to not control, who excites you and becomes your muse. I know all of that so y'all can continue to deny it.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:06pm On Jul 01, 2008
Dakore:
there are some good girls with low self esteem and confidence issues. those are the kinds that like "bad" guys, apart from the hoochies and ghetto ratesses of course.
You ladies are talking like you don't love the excitement that comes with a "bad" boy.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 11:00pm On Jul 01, 2008
onyinye2:
I hate when guys come up to me saying "what's up" and nod their head. that is so not a conversation starter with me. When you see me, greet me. i know yall parents told you to greet people when you see them. that includes me. ask about my day. complement me, but not so much that it comes off fake. don't do that lip licking thing i absolutely hate that. you have to come off respectful, like you want to get to know me as a person. you got to have swagger though. like you know you got it going on but not be arrogant about it. and whatever you do, don't look me up and down. it makes me feel like you are only wanting for sex. it might not be the case but that is how you are coming off.
role play:

Dude: Good afternoon ma! How was your day? Hope no traffic as you come for this place? How your papa and mama? Shey their body dey inside cloth? How are your studies? Hope fine? Hope you dey show them pepper? . . .

c'mon now!
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached? by StephenP(m): 10:56pm On Jul 01, 2008
Dakore:
answer my question. what kind of girls do you attract? bad/ghetto girls not so? tongue
so, please don't corrupt those looking for good girls.
ever heard the old question "Why do good girls like bad guys?" That might be a clue.

javaprince:
@Mesmerize
How are u today? Wherez u know who? Been waiting for ? Got any Ideas?
She is on "be the last to post here."

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