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Crime / Inec Ojo Pls Pay Us by stephnie44(f): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2015
Goodevenin house.Actually,dont knw where 2 post dis.inec ojo lagos state I don't knw Wats wrong wit d ppl there.After performing our duties as Inec adhoc staffs till now we avnt been paid 4 d job.its takin tym nd no one is sayin anything about it.pls Inec ojo we need our moni pls stop delaying.other local govts hav paid their adhoc staffs.pls
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Don Jazzy Wants To Know Who's The Cutest Of His Siblings by stephnie44(f): 8:44pm On Apr 26, 2015
Don jazzy is d cutest
Romance / Re: Who Do Ladies Call With Recharge Cards?? by stephnie44(f): 8:08pm On Apr 24, 2015
TS2:
I wonder.

And they never have credit when you chck their phones.

And they can never buy up to 750 with their money. Na babes dey buy 100 pass.

SMH
Bt their balance no dey below 1000 4 phone
Food / Re: Common Nigerian Foods And Their Recipes by stephnie44(f): 8:09pm On Apr 23, 2015
kolomax:
OP there's God oooo...you don dey allow person salivate now
I don salivate die here
Travel / Re: Throwback Pics: The Days Of The Molue by stephnie44(f): 11:14am On Apr 17, 2015
ITbomb:
The new born would be like, "why the heck would someone enter that?"

That office that you are working today, the owner bin enter this to catch up an appointment for contract
still flexiin it in alaba international
Health / Re: Boy Who Slept With A Girl He Met For The First Time Now Finds It Hard To Urinate by stephnie44(f): 9:35pm On Apr 16, 2015
kaywhynoni:
Hmmmmn, e Don happen!!!
gonococcus
Romance / Re: Ladies: Would You "Settle Down" With Him In A Self-Contain? by stephnie44(f): 12:36pm On Apr 16, 2015
jamex93:
angry angry angry

any lady that cant settle down wit you in a self cont

dont worth being around your bungalow

PARA MODE
true talk
Romance / Re: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by stephnie44(f): 12:41pm On Apr 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
mine is Sagittarius..
the name ain't even sexy angry
ya fell into such d name is just f**ked
Family / Re: Pictures Of A Woman That Gave Birth On The Road by stephnie44(f): 3:13pm On Apr 07, 2015
Midehi:
so she dont know her DOB that she embark on market, people can take risk sha...welcome baby, your name shall be what now?
. Uzoamaka or uzoma
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Bode George Puts His Eggplant On Display As He Celebrates Birthday by stephnie44(f): 10:24pm On Apr 04, 2015
kodded:
is that curve 7 or bold 6 ? undecided
curve p
Foreign Affairs / Re: Massacre Of 147 people In Kenya: Face Behind The Attack by stephnie44(f): 10:22pm On Apr 04, 2015
Firmjudge:

See your life, Na handsome we go chop.

After all the killings and Maiming you are still....
Who did this to you self.?
d person he av die...m
Romance / Re: Help: He Had Sex With A Widow Three Days After Her Husband's Death. by stephnie44(f): 11:11am On Apr 03, 2015
softapple:
TO summarise it, "this woman has been trying to seduce my friend before the death of her husband, eventually when her husband died my friend went to console her three days after but the unthinkable happen, he was seduce by the woman in her room and he had sex with her, mind you it was rainy and people that came to console her have all left except the woman's younger sister who was sleeping in her room based on the heavy downpour. "are there any implications to a guy that had sex with a woman three days after her husband's death or does he need any spiritual cleansing? he is scared for his life but the widow in question is not a little bit scared at all, though she is still young and withouth a child, pls what should my friend do?
ur friend is a fool.
Romance / Re: I Slept With My Boss Recently By Mistake But Now I Am.... by stephnie44(f): 11:25am On Apr 02, 2015
dicefrost:
How do you sleep with someone by mistake? Anyway, you don't have to tell him anything. If he is infected, that is his problem. He won't dare ask you if you are responsible. Go treat yourself
...op no insult Bt ure a big f**l.ow can u straf nd not knw u straf.or did u die b4 strafin?den wake up afta strafin?
Education / Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by stephnie44(f): 8:11pm On Mar 02, 2015
J
senbonzakurakageyoshi:
So you want to send your kids to school. And you’re looking through a catalog of schools…and then come across the following names……

Proper Arsenal International Secondary School: I would not have believed this one if I had not seen their school buses myself while on a BRT bus somewhere at Ojota. I had to be sure my eyes were seeing properly. What would make a someone name a school Proper Arsenal? Was there improper Arsenal. Or Proper Chelsea? Or Liverpool? Jusy imagine being a graduate of said school and you’re asked to give a short bi of yourself while speaking at a condference:

“My name is Okolo Adebola Yusuf. I attended Proper Arsenal Secondary School……..”

The sniggering that would follow that will haunt you for the rest of your life.


Bolafag (Memorial?) Secondary School - Look, there is nothing wrong in the Bola that started the name…..as there is in the “gay” that ended it. One would think it is a school for homosexuals. Students of this school would never live down the fun that would be poked at them by students of other schools. The only thing that would be worse than this would be Gay Pride International Schools.

Bankys Private School – I don’t know what a Bankys is. And the only Banky we’re all familiar with is the bald headed Banky W. When he created a school and named it after himself, I have no idea. Or is someone trying to leverage on the popularity of his name to sell a school?

Aunty Ayo International Secondary School – Someone should explain why the “Aunty” in the name of the school is such a necessity. Next we’ll see cousin, uncle and My Pikin Secondary School.

Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)

Rolex Comprehensive College – No, you didn’t read that wrong.

Jextoban Secondary School– Is it just me or does that sound like the name of a drug?

IQ Academy – Really?

Things To Come International Academy – The secondary school for “Things That Have Gone Primary School”.

Titsall Global Schools – Tits all?

Rahinna Model Primary and Secondary School – I could swear someone made a type while typing the school’s license. It was probably mean tot be Rihanna Model etc…

Now we’ve all seen the pictures of Facebook School and President Barrack Obama Senior High School. I don’t want to believe those till I see them with both my eyes. Got any more crazy school names? Add em up!!!

http://zakuraweekly.com/quick-shots-crazy-nigerian-secondary-school-names/

. Opposite my house,i av uncle fire school.so funny
Crime / Re: Mob Burns Woman To Death In Bauchi Market by stephnie44(f): 3:24pm On Mar 01, 2015
A search won't do u any harm.Rip anyways.sturboness is somfin else

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Properties / In Need Of A Lawyer Around Ojo by stephnie44(f): 1:20pm On Mar 01, 2015
Gudday nairalanders,I need ur help a lawyer specifically leaving around ojo lagos state.any lawyyer in d house residing around ojo pls pm me
Politics / Re: Photo Of Nigerian Soldiers Interrogating The Terrorist Who Disguised As A Woman by stephnie44(f): 11:04am On Feb 24, 2015
chinwenduebo:
Nigerian military today caught a Boko Haram tourist disguised as a woman.

See a photo(above) of the military interviewing the woman

Source: http:///rimDQ
. Pls afta diiis cut his balls so he can feel som fuckin pains
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Said Am Not A Wife Material, Plus Our Chat Pics by stephnie44(f): 9:31am On Feb 24, 2015
classicB:
He said this after a prolong chat that am not a wife material. He said I dnt display the attribute of one, what I.dnt understand is that must a gf act as a wife even when she isn't? Just to prove she's a wife material
Bt u s3x him abiiiiii
Crime / Re: Assassination Of Abuja Bizman: Suspect Implicates Deceased’s Best Friend by stephnie44(f): 8:17pm On Feb 23, 2015
Aru.....God av mercy
Romance / Re: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by stephnie44(f): 7:56pm On Feb 22, 2015
missjenna:
Op you are correct.
These points you stated are for winning the hearts of girls, not womenundecided
miss jene ure on point
Romance / Re: Yes! She Asked Me Out (photos) by stephnie44(f): 12:32pm On Feb 02, 2015
cyprianlah:


You mean like tellin her I love her too
Bros make I folo do dm as dm d do us na angry I wan gv her tough time wink
. Dey there dey form mr tough tym.see as babe dey show u luv
Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose Storms Lagos *pictures* by stephnie44(f): 10:28pm On Jan 31, 2015
thrizzle:
D'banj welcomes amber rose to lagos, she arrived a few minutes ago at the muritala Mohammed airport, Amber in lag to host D'banj's 10th year anniversary show.. hopefully paying 20k for the show will be worth it.
. Nd hope she knows diis is 9ja.dear amber pls don't come out with those tins u wear ova there in d name of fashion biko
Politics / Re: Who Is More Relaxed Here (GMB Or GEJ) In The Meeting With John Kerry by stephnie44(f): 3:53am On Jan 27, 2015
Bt does d meetin really make any diff?does it mk d price of dollar fall?is d Nigerian economy stable nw? grin
Car Talk / Re: Young Boy Killed By Trailer In Orile (GRAPHIC PIC) by stephnie44(f): 12:42pm On Jan 26, 2015
FriedPlantain:
what is a small boy like that doing crossing a major road? Where were his parents or guardian
. Exactly wat I aasked myself
Family / Re: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by stephnie44(f): 11:17am On Jan 26, 2015
lolaxavier:
Well, the deed had been done. If you truly want to end this, talk to grandma that it was purely a mistake stating it won't repeat itself again and also tell Wunmi to give your wife an excuse that she has to go back to school or somewhere else. Guy, trust me, as long as she is still in that house, there's no telling that you will be tempted once again to touch and this time, your a.ss might not be saved.

By the way, 42DD is not something me i fit overlook....chai imagine dat kind packaging...
. Picture of aa 42dd waist or
Romance / Re: 3 Things Female With More Than One Sex Partner Stands To Lose Out by stephnie44(f): 4:13pm On Jan 22, 2015
bebe2:
i beg i know say promiscuity no good

but all this one u talk here na lubbish.

there is no evidence to support any of these claims.

being a virgin is no guarantee for good skin or gud figure grin grin


gbammmm

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Family / Re: What Do You Think About A Single Guy Getting A Female House Help? by stephnie44(f): 11:51am On Jan 12, 2015
striktlymi:


Definitely!

Probably between 20 to 25.
mayb she wil turn 2 b ur house wife
Education / Re: Universities Lack Quality Lecturers - NUC January 8, 2015 by stephnie44(f): 10:09pm On Jan 08, 2015
Tel dem.some. Nigerian lecturers r not worth it.i had one in those days 'uwaezuoke' he would always read text bk 4 us word 4 word nd leave us givin us wk book 2 fil as CA.9ja I hail o
Family / Re: "No! Don't Touch Me There" by stephnie44(f): 11:41am On Jan 08, 2015
Pls I need d book where can one get it apart 4rm konga?
Culture / Re: (pictures) When Last Did You Make Use Of This? by stephnie44(f): 10:40pm On Jan 06, 2015
vizkiz:


no she is from china... tongue
nop liberia
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Group For Single Working Class Guys & Matured Ladies by stephnie44(f): 7:47pm On Dec 28, 2014
I'm interested

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