₦airaland Forum

Tkayhandsome:
Na so I record my former boss when she say make I sleep with her. When I play am for her husband, him come sack me say I dey disobedient. Say I no respect him wife. Common to make love I dey form. You are fired.

ladyF:
What fate have we with Di'ja boobs...

Neduzze5:
This bus driver still makes noise?? Hope you've paid your debt sha??

shamecurls:
Am sorry future wife......Been waiting for so long.....I will dial your number again ASAP.

shamecurls:
My future wife....Pick my call please? Time is going

dayoungmoney1:
Munich Shooting: Buhari offers to help Germany fight terrorism


Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja


President Muhammadu Buhari on Saturday expressed shock and horror at the shootings which recently rocked Munich, Germany.

According to a statement by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, the President sent his condolences on behalf of the Federal Government to the families and friends of the victims.

He assured the German government that his government is ready to assist in anyway possible to defeat planners and executors of such crimes.

The statement read, “On behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Buhari sends his most sincere condolences to the families and friends of victims of the barbaric act.

“The President says it is quite unfortunate and inconceivable that the forces of evil do not relent on their activities, but expresses confidence that with the unanimity of purpose from all forces around the world, the workers and perpetrators of these evil acts will not prevail.

“The President also assures the people of Germany that Nigerians as a people are standing with them at this time and are ready to assist in any way to defeat the planners and executors of such crimes.”

http://punchng.com/munich-shooting-buhari-offers-help-germany-fight-terrorism/

dear ex,
aka mr. 2 inches 

do you, i'm already doing me!
& you weren't good anyway

tootles!!

-MsDarkSkin 

Blessinzy:
good day nairalanders in the house..

please I need your ideas and opinion about what I am going through right now.

I am currently dating a guy ,who is also my first bf. he is still in school and dont have any means of income except the few amount the parent wil sent him.

and presently I am having financial challenges,
my gf and also some of my male friends told me to leave the guy I am dating cos he cant afford my needs and wants. I feel so bad and depressed. but I believed things wont continue like that.

please whats your own opinion ....

SANDOSKI:
Some fans________

jmichlins:
I know what he did was wrong but being an adult there are better ways to handle some issues. The man is a beast

sixtuschimere:
According to a Twitter user who shared the photos,the labourer was spotted lifting an unopened bag of cement with his teeth in Lagos.What is the secret behind this?

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/in-lagos-labourer-lifts-unopened-bag-of.html

megawax8:
Errrrm, so i read this, it was funny*to me*, and i decided to share




https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153405318846367&id=657356366&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10153405318846367%3Atl_objid.10153405318846367%3Athid.657356366%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1462085999%3A-4886193230068308152#footer_action_list

branhampaul:
Its Unfair For Peps Like Me Who Burn The Midnight Candle To Score Same With Those Who Dont Even Read Because They Paid an Amount To The Invigilator.. This Is Corruption.. How Can I Report Such Sch?

Drabeey:
Nairalanders, i need your advise ASAP.
Pls note only mature minds only. Pls do not abuse or.......
I made up my mind to put it here than killing myself thinking all by myself.pls dont mind my diction, i have big thumbs

I met this young beautiful lady about 2 years now and ever since we've been friends and just friends.
I took it further to ask her out, but she declined but after up to a year of disturbance, she said yes and......


Fast forwarded till present. I Proposed my love to her with a ring and she was overwhelmed that day. She said yes without ado( i even shared some pics here).

Backward to that time i asked her out. Yes, she told me she is dating one white guy. She told me it isnt anything serious and now she is no more dating him, just that they are now best of friends and he render helps to her. I believed her and we started the relationship.

After i gave her that ring, she has been one very...... girl.
Its either we fight today,quarell tomorrow and.......

She's just been fruustrating my life.

One day we had a little misunderstanding over the phone, and the next thing i saw was her text, telling me she already flushed the ring. I was so mad that day, but i love her and i forgave her later.

Fastforward to last week, i saw a picture on her dp( she was wearing a guys cap and posed in a very lovely house ) . Without suspecting, i asked her where that nice place was and she answered that 'why was i asking'?
I told her jokingly that just to know if that was her new house and she told me it was the white guys house and that was his cap she wore.
My mind got heavy that day and i wasnt myself throughout.

Just of recent, what she did on her dp was so annoying. She snapped her hands and the guys hands on her dp, showing bothe hands as if telling someone "we are married".

I told her to remove it which she did and told me it was an old picture, at least more than a year. Yes i believed and we moved on.
Now to the major problem im facing now, she doesnt pick my calls again.
She will later call back and tell me she's been busy or sleeping and that was why she isnt picking calls.
Apart from that, she doesnt chat again nowadays. She's always online yet, she will never talk to me. She hasn't replied my messages since 2days now...


I need advise on what to do. I love her yet, im afraid she already moved on. Should i just break up with her or wait till........


Pls advise me.ure seeing it BOLDLY written yet ure asskin 4 advice.....one advise alow her kil u slowly u won't die

ikubch:
Wait and allow him take the step. You too need to handle the job as if its your own. Business owners are going through a lot in terms of low volume of transaction.

Ayoemrys:
hahahahahaha no be small thing o,but op you re a liar,u do not snatch any biro from her,of cus u were even happy that she spoke to u,i ws dere,i saw u smilin like a damage pvssy

Iolite:
Why! After all the wahala, at least one for survive nau .

farano:
Ok... I go park go village then

nlfan:
This Is How I Broke Him Down After He Broke My Heart

I met this young man when i was 21 and he was 24 we dated 4 years, we were both struggling, we stayed with each other and help each other to grow.

We grow to become successful and i became very influential in my field and he was so proud of that.

Last october we agreed to walk down the isle, we were planning where we are going to stay after the wedding, he stays somewhere in Lagos mainland while i stay in the island. He told me that he will be moving somewhere in Mowe in Ogun State where his father built a house about 2 years ago.

I told him that will not be a good idea, going from Mowe to Victoria Island everyday will be terrible for me since we can afford a house in Lagos at least for now or we stay where he is staying currently, he maintained he cant change, we could not reach an agreement on that, the next thing i got a shocker, he traveled for event outside Lagos to the east, where he comes from, only to get attracted to a girl he met there and came boldly to tell me, if i cannot marry him and stay at mowe, there are so many good girls who will rush the offer and in annoyance i told him, have you found one please marry her.

To my surprise few days after i saw a photo of him and that girl he just met, less than two months all over social media, he has engaged her.

Initially i was pained, but let's face it he doesn't deserve my tears, his groups of friends started calling my line to ask when we stopped dating since we still stepped out recently to his friend birthday.

I didnt know what to say i asked them to ask him, things went that way and i started hurting, after he did official intro to the girl i knew it was over, i called him and told him i wish him happiness and best of luck with his wife to be.

He felt bad but said he knew i was a good person that he is not shocked i called, i ask him to keep me updated on wedding plans and he did and i told him i will attend he said he will be grateful.

On the wedding day, during the reception i showed up, i had gone to get a very flattering dress, i even paid for make up, i looked so beautiful i couldn't believe myself too

When i entered the room everybody went crazy, all his friends and associate knew me, some are even pained at what he did to me, i showed up all his friends rushed to greet me, it took over 30 minutes to cheek kiss all of them and hug a few, the few people who didn't know me was wondering who i was and why i am so beautiful

I went up to greet him, he almost fell down from where he was standing, i greeted his wife ( a village girl from akwa ibom lol - the way she pronounce the thanks for coming though )

I started catching fun and dancing crazy, my ex couldn't stand it anymore, he ask his wife to go inside the car only him came to greet his guys where i was seated, THEN BROKE DOWN IN TEARS

HE CRIED SO LOUD LIKE PEOPLE WERE SCARED, People will think that i will disappear from there scene since he was crying, i was still seated shaking body to the tune of music, he then told one of his friend, i don't know but i think i messed up - the guy was like you messed up big time, are you just realizing, then live with it the rest of your life, his wife rushed out of the car i guess he heard his prince charming was crying, he came and the moment she opened her mouth to ask daring wot isssit, guys had funny faces about to explode.

At that point he left and i continue hanging out with his friends before oping into my car to go home. He sent a touching sms yesterday.
Babe I luv u.u made my day.nice one dear

osedvgirl:



she would have agreed cos of security reason if she is truly a minister's wife; or they would have taken her picture with 'hijab' so she will look like a masquerade

My ssmal round ass.lol

Minister's wife my small ass, mtcheeeeeeeew

HenryDion:
it will be so nice if my fantasies come true this new year. I really need a snake to sleep with me every night. Thanks for your encouragement.

Michellla:
you met someone yesterday and you're already in love

queenst:
I met him for the first time yesterday when he came to see her sister.

His sister is my friend and we stay in the same hostel.

He should be in year one.

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But he's too handsome and posses the qualities I like. He also likes me, but as a sister's friend.

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I'm I getting it wrong?

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That's what drive me insane whenever I see him.
he's well dressed everytime.
what so I do.child abuse

rheether:
Niaraland guys will be surprising you with countless PM everyday. Most of them can't hold a decent conversation for 1hour.