pocohantas:


Does it break hearts?
Does it kiss and tell?

Is it polygamous in nature?
-- Does it have side chicks?

Does it ejaculate?
--Can it impregnate?

Does it slutshame?
--Go about calling babes olosho?

Does it?

i need one biko

Liliyann:
I wonder where Somadina her so called Ex is!
Lesson
Never take all these broke boys serious thereby missing the right one!
Love is nothing without money!
No matter how much people talk bad about her, she made the right decision!
Life is to be enjoyed!
Marriage means luxurious life, pampering and care!
An old rich man is far better than a broke young boy that doesn't know where his next meal will come from!!

nne u deserve chilled american honey

C guy wey i dey trip for chaiiiii

NairaMedia:
Regina Daniels and her billionaire husband Ned Nwoko, made their first public appearance at an event which took place today in Warri, Delta State. The event also had other politicians in attendance.

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/04/regina-daniel-and-her-husband-ned-nwoko.html

i will do same ooooo after all na still desame service she go render weather na boyfriend or man friend

Kingkun69:
This woman still dey alive

u nd ur village ppl dey find am?

NaijaOlosho:


Not for poor men like you

. Smack down

positivevibez:
I'm the faithful and loyal type due to my fear of infections. I started dating this girl since June last year she looked innocent not the runs type we dated for three months before we had sex the first time. I used condom a couple of times for one month before I ditched it believing she's faithful too.

Fast forward to January I became suspicious of her when she picked a call in my presence and a male voice was talking to her when I inquired about the person she became all sweaty and nervous which rose my suspicion and denied that she doesn't know the person she received several calls like that until I got fed up and stopped her from coming to my place.

A week later I developed a serious cough coupled with a sore throat a month later I developed rashes on both my upper arms and last month I experience vomiting in the mornings for three days I suspect she might have contracted HIV because she experienced similar symptoms too I'm too scared to go for a test is it too early to go for a test please I need your advice no insults.

pls go for test nd pls dont forget to share d result with us cos we advised u.

CodeTemplar:
No o ... I just dey form e-professor oh.

some please knw book sha

AlphLukau:
@BloggerDonald

Shared with Caption ..

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Source: https://www.insurancephonenumber.com/featured/no-say-no-go-pay-coroner-success-shows-off-academic-results-screenshots/

cc; lalasticlala

. abeg wen gov school start to dey issue first term result.i tot its only 3rd term

BABANGBALI:
E dey do me like sey Don Jazzy no get prick

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.

Dis one na customer o

nkwuocha:
There's nothing wrong in washing ones mother inlaw clothes.Although not everyone likes washing clothes.Some are used to giving out their clothes for washing.A working class lady may find this chores very demanding but wouldn't mind cooking and serving your mother in law or any other chores.

If you can afford it,get her a washing machine.If not,your wife should try and help ones in a while.But it's not supposed to be by force by fire.
Come to think of it;
She 4cks you
Get Belle for you
Born for you
Cook for you
Of course wash your clothes
Wash your pikins clothe
Still add your mama own
She go still go shop and market

Kuku kill your wife

Bros you self get hand,wash your mama clothes na.

i cant nd wont.my mil is ######.can u imagine after visiting her for class.bought chicken for celebration.was about to fry d chicken during newyr celebration she walked up to me saying her husband counted d chicken.i was like wtf

hpretty:
Lets learn from your experience.

Mine was not to depend on people too much, because when i tried new thing, i actually got it right than when i was totally depending on people.
what's yours?

Compliments of the season........

mine is never give ur husband any money u cant forget

okwabayi:

Next time try and give him the material a month to the date. Nigerians are very terrible with deadlines.
After a month you can tell if he truly didn’t want to sew the dress because he’ll have zero excuses.

. gave my tailor last month just collected it its as if she use hammer nd cutlass carve d cloth i jx weak

sammirano:

You should only be worried if you are experiencing symtoms.

dis kind d Mata u go just dey imagine d symptoms even heat rash ho give u bp

Divay22:

Grandma
If not that you have a watery sperm, a girl of my age should be calling you daddy by now.
You better stop masturbation.


My last reply to you.

. nne u just murdered someone

simpleKUSH:
That ugly girl doesn't even deserves to see 2019..
modified:
this is a public forum, why don't people want me to speak my mind?

ur entire families receive wat u speak about her.Amen

nice one woman all des wicked husband ppl frm edo nd delta na wah

ogunfejoo:
Beautiful

ya she don fine.i remember one of her old movies then she was ugly.she had a fight with anoda actress her wig was removed nd d actress called her ugly

ok

i just want to know d uses dats all dear

gudday fellow nairalanders.pls i saw dis drug at home can someone tell me its uses pls.

softwerk:
Jesus!

God please save us fine gals from Yahoo boys for inside this our Ashawo work

Na Buhari no provide jobs?

nne ur cute o

thank u atiku but we wont vote for u

God help us in dis nation

mikejj:
lie where is the picture of the car....you are Happy to be a spare tyre.continue.

better to b a spare nd b comfortable than to b d main chick nd suffer in silence.Go girl u rock

Moreoffaith:
Abeg who watch the video,cos my data go soon finish.

I just wanted to know those dogs chop him balls.

yes den chop am like pizza

Xaos:
As an introvert I totally understand.

Though, this is a little extreme for my taste.

I can't imagine driving all the time over to her house when Konji strikes and those cold nights when only boobies can keep me warm... Nah this is extreme shìt.

bobby werey kwa gi

Amagite2:
A lady has taken to Twitter that she and her husband live in separate homes and she also gave reasons for it.

Read her tweets below...

"My husband and I live in separate homes. I have my own place. And we share one. Keeping my place is the best decision ever.

For those that keep asking, “ArE YaLL SePeRaTeD?” No. We aren’t. We live together. We share one home together. I take a few days out of the week to sleep a. t MY place because we both appreciate the peace and a break. How is this not a simple?

Also, we share a son. So I get a good nights sleep without my son a few times a week and so does he. This works for our work schedule and daily life. It’s kinda nice cause it feels like we’re still dating sometimes. He’s not a cheater, so you can dead that topic. We just living.

I feel like y’all making this harder to understand than it really is.

Let me mute this tweet cause y’all got a boxed in idea of marriage. We don’t fold for no one. We don’t let society tell us how to live. We good over here."

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/11/lady-reveals-why-she-and-her-husband-live-in-separate-houses.html

i so much luv dis

Blakjewelry:
deceive her you are taking her for DNA test Lol... you don enter one chance be careful next time what if na HIV she give you

DAT one good if na gono or staph or herpes nko

troublemakea:


good advice but dont u think they should also be punished fr their sins of scamming innocent people?

. Writing concern u?leave punishment for God

But let me ask.didnt they notice it from d taste day d chemical was there?

Vinstel:
I don't understand this craze about women's asses, no be shiit full that yansh? abi e get anoda things weh dey there?

which kind of shit ?