₦airaland Forum

So? Bunch of APC's milkheads are gonna come in and celebrate mediocrity.
Ashawo Reps are also counted as members.
When Senators begin to defect, let me know.
For now, na only one one chance people I dey see.

pickabeau1:
is the film subtitled

Yes, but you know Naija movies subtitles(half subtitles).

englishmart:
I type exactly the way they sound. I never grew up in the east neither did I study igbo... Maybe I still deserve some kudos

I'm not arguing, just trying to correct your mistake.
And they sound as you write it...achoghi m(I don't want) and achoro m(I want).
Kudos on the little u know.

blackbeau1:
its funke. i think queen nwokoye is kinda fake wen it comes to comedy movies but funke has this natural mgbeke look

That's cos she's a reformed mgbeke like Mercy Johnson. Even in the days of "I need to know", that mgbeke look kept shadowing her like flies on a fresh corpse.

wheezyoung:
NSE EKPE ETIM.....she's a killer.. Goan watch "i come to lagos"....i like both ladies too sha

Where Nse Ekpe Etim enter this topic? Abi u no read thread title at all? Nawa for some Ganja weeds smokers for NL.

englishmart:
I'm igbo not impersonating any shiiit....

I've watched that movie. My opinion is solely mine. Yours is yours. You can't drag me to yours...
Biko achorom nsogbu n'ehihe a

Still goofing big time!
"Biko 'achoghi m' nsogbu na-ehihie a.
Englishmart na learner!
Btw, I know you're an Igbo, just that your Igbo writing skills are poor like my cousin's.
I'm not trying to make trouble bro! We're all learning.

englishmart:
they are both very good....
But funke is on another level of comedy.. She's the bomb....

#ka anyi kuo eziokwu for once

Impersonation no dey work for nairaland.
"Ka anyi 'kwuo' eziokwu for once"
@topic,
If you've watched Ada mbano and you understand Igbo, you'll know that Queen is on a crazy league of her own.
I never watch or buy Naija movies, but I bought Ada mbano from part 1-8!
That girl should be given a apecial comedy award or something for that movie.
I don't know about Funke Akindele, cos I don't understand Yoruba language. She might be better in her own language.

Jessewizy:
My neighbour offered me this dog for 5k, pls which breed is this?

Eku uke mix(mongrel and another dog)

Abeg, which one be cowgirl again?

PDP! The party to beat in 2015!

Tosinayoko:
how as u bin industrous helped ur poor abject poverty strickened region. I served dr i know wat im talking abt. U shd av stayed back home nd industrialize ur biafra. U people shd pls goooooooooo

Bro, Ibadan is the dirtiest and the most impoverished city in Naija.
Aside from Lagos, which other place makes sense in SW? Na Ekiti, abi na ondo?
Funny enough, you guys attack Igbos with your own faults.
Igbos are cowards, yet an average yoruba man can't fight an Igbo man one on one.
You say we're poor, but more than 80 percent of yoruba families living in the city are living ftom hand to mouth.
When you feel like you're losing in the fight, you open your silly mouths and say that all Igbos do Juju.
Why can't you do the same juju and better your life? Or don't you wanna escape poverty?
But you guys can't. Even juju requires hard work and self-discipline, but that's a pipe dream for a yoruba man.

PUSH1:
How market my Igbo brothers? You guys has proven to be one of the dullest tribe in Nigeria yet industrious . Please do not interfere in the national polity. Your adopted son is a mess to Nigeria Unity and its progress. Blood is thicker than water. Who you all are fighting for is not blood. He's full of deceit with no regards to security of human lives.

Do you guy realize that his party is planning to bring Northerner for President in 2019? God forbid if they ever rule till then.

FACT# The chances for "REAL" Igbo presidency is with Apc.

In Nigerian Political calculation, you guys are not good at it except for some few who stand for something however majority seems to stand for nothing.

Be calm and wise for your day shall come.

Thank God you accepted that we're industrious.
I'd rather be dull and industrious, than have my head filled with ideas which I'll never put to good use.
Lazy Buffoons!

Most the guys that wrote in the first page didn't even bother to read the article. They just looked at the heading and made their comments.
Even if FFK was lying through his teeth, he is right about one thing, OBJ is a control freak.
He always wants things his way. First he put in Yaradua knowing he was sick and he may not finish his tenure. At the end of the day, GEJ took over according to his plans and he wanted to control the presidency.
Even if he could, you can only control the president for so long.
Obasanjo should stay put and give the man a chance to complete the work he has started.

PrettyEmy:
There is this guy have been dating for two month now.. Have never seen him in the afternoon before, we keep meeting only at night, even when he invites me to his house, it must be at night..
Each time I complain, he says its his work.. M begining to suspect that there is something wrong..
Please what should I do? M really confused right now

Vampire things!

Baroba:
If you can establish a good export market you will be laughing, in Uk African Grey is nothing less than £500 - £800.

Lol. You think I don't know that? There's a ban on import and export(not fully sure about export) of exotic birds.
Most countries won't allow birds from 3rd world countries like Nigeria. The European union in 2007, banned the import of wild bird except from selected countries.
The only way to sell these birds outside Naija is to smuggle them illegally and I no get that kain strength.lol

They can oppose like they always do, but it doesn't matter.
What the govt wants, they get. President Goodluck will still win and they'll oppose.
Na their way.

Ajanii:
40 seconds is a nairaland record. Google referred me to you. where's overseas? Please?

Walahi! This guy dey craze! Laff wan kill me for hia!
All these mall irls sef! E be like say she wan collect dog for free for here. Small time she go tell us say oyibo dey adopt dog.

benardnwaorgu:
I met this girl some months back and we fell in love with each other. The love have grown to an extent that she can not stay a day without hearing from me and likewise me. But the truth is that each time i come in close range with her, my heart begins to pound heavily. I don't know if she have noticed it because i try as much as possible to hold myself as a man. I am scared to touch her, I've never kissed her though i wish to. I don't experience this with any other woman. Could this be love or is it just that we are not compatible? Please your advice is needed!!!

This guy wan friendzone himself!
See as person dey fear better thing.
Anyway, dey cut liver for there. You go wash motor finish now, another person go carry am comot.

boombajunior:
help guys.
i got married early last year and had a smooth ride with my narriage until my wife sister came into the picture.
after her nysc my wife proposed her coming to stay with us and i being the understanding husband accepted
months later she started sneaking into my room wearing provocative dresses when my wife travels to dubai.
yesterday she came to my room at midnight with only pant and bra and said she wants me that if i dont give it to her she will harm me herself and her sister.
please advice on what to do.

should i give it to her
please help me coz i dont want no harm in my family

When guys wants to sleep with their wife's sister, they come up with a super story.
Bro, go ahead and sleep with her. That's your intention all along. Just bear in mind that; leg wey dey waka sharp sharp, eye wey dey see sharp sharp dey see am!

MuguliciousMUGU:
1) many girls will get pregnant

2) there would be high demand for condoms, infact i see lots of condoms on the floor and on the road on the 15th

3) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with girls coming for pregnancy test.

4) mr biggs, tantilizers and other eatries would make lots on money.

5) the sun would shine.

6) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with guys coming for HIV test, STD and other diseases.

7) shakara would end.

8 ) i see lots of night club and cinemas making lots of money.

9) many guys bank account would become red as a result of too much spending on valentine day, infact their money would have finished.

10) i see nepa bringing the light and APC and PDP members still campaigning for the election.

These are all i can see for now.

Signed- current minister of women affairs.

10 things again? Una no dey tire?

AustineE1:
am surprise that all of a sudden everyone in the opposition is seekng for justice in this case but same people are totally against any form of investigation and subsequent withdrawal of Buhari from presidential race,first for having lied under oath,forgery and failure to present an ordinary sch.cert!..didnt they say that 'what is good for the geese is also good for the gander'.if we must come to equity,we need clean hands!! nigeria i hail thee.

Don't mind the yeye apc shit fans!
They want others to be investigated, but their almighty failBuhari is untouchable.
Let's wait and see! No be Naija we dey?

0700Jesse:
Story for the gods., where in this green earth is corruption not found?

Most corrupt bro, not the only corrupt.
Reading and comprehension no too hard.

Transparency International (TI), a global
coalition fighting against corruption has stated
that Nigeria’s political parties are the most
corrupt in the world. The assertion was made in
a graph that was published on its Twitter
account.
In a graph titled: “Where most people think
political parties are corrupt” Nigeria ranked
number one with 94 per cent leading the way
for nation’s with corrupt political parties in the
world. Nigeria’s leading political parties are the
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and the All
Progressives Congress (APC) and both are
expected to go head-to-head in the
forthcoming general elections.
On the graph, Nigeria is followed by Mexico
and Cyprus both with 91 per cent. Nepal and
Greece are placed third with 90 per cent each
while Italy is fourth with 89 per cent.
In Africa, only Nigeria’s political parties ranked
amongst the top 11.

Meanwhile, TI is concerned that the delay in
elections in Nigeria threatens the people’s right
to vote and undermines democracy in the
country and calls on the government to ensure
not only safety for voters at the polls but that
they go ahead without more delays.
The government called on the Independent
Nigerian Electoral Commission (INEC) to
postpone the elections, claiming that the army
was not in a position to guarantee security in
the face of insurgents in the north east. INEC
has set a new date of 28 March.
“Candidates for all parties have been
successfully campaigning in some of the
regions where insurgents are known to
operate. Clearly the safety of Nigerians comes
first and foremost but the government should
also ensure that elections are held on time, are
transparent and are free from fraud,” said José
Ugaz, chair of Transparency International.
Under the Nigerian constitution, the current
term of government expires on 29 May and
elections must happen at least one month prior
to this date. The government must commit to
this timetable.
It is unclear whether a six weeks’ delay will
help the Nigerian army combat the threat from
extremist groups such as Boko Haram, which it
has been trying to stop for several years. It is
imperative that any delay in the election is
clearly justified to avert suspicion that the
government is simply seeking to hold on to
power.
“The government must also ensure that there
is no political intimidation and no arrests
during the run up to the polls that would
trigger violence. Most of eligible voters now
have their new election cards, which will make
attempts to rig the voting much harder than in
the past,” said Ugaz.
www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/02/13/nigeria-political-parties-most-corrupt-in-the-world-transparency-international/

androidroot:
yeah! i've done that many times. expecially when you're very serious in your studies.

You're truly very serious "with" your studies.

seriousbabe:
@Op, I think you didn't name this thread right
It should have been. " I am so dumb that my boyfriend got married behind my back"

Because seriously, was it love or just your silliness that made you blind to the signs. I am sure there must have been signs.

At least this is a good lesson for you. Next time you would use not just your heart in a relationship, you would also use your head.

About the suicide, you are free to make your decision

You probably think you're wicked dishing out hate words, making her feel worse than she is now.
I took a look at your profile and all I could see was a little girl, who's probably on her teens, learning how to put on her pants.
Wait till it gets to your turn...na turn by turn.
Trouser ga-eru nwoke ebe oruru ibe ya.(No short cut in life)
Silly girl.

lookingforjob:
[b]It is sad to see many anti-progressives call Buhari names because of his tribal accent. Igbo's , Yoruba and Hausa's all have various ways of speaking and pronunciation due to our mother tongue. When i watched father Mbaka's video, his accent was obvious when he pronounced OIL as OYEL but does that makes him an illiterate? General Buhari reads, writes and gives speeches in English, He had a lauded and excellent interview on Aljazeera, Channels, eta'l but the hatred by some Nigerians will never let them see the fact that this is the only man who can deliver the change the common man crave for.


The most supporters of this present administration are the Igbo's. They see this as an opportunity for them to avenge what was done to them during the civil war. They never blamed Ojukwu who started a suicide mission and ran to ivory coast leaving them to their fate. This is why they will never see anything good in Buhari even if GEJ does nothing, they are contented.

THEY ARE HAPPY THE ELECTION WAS POSTPONED. THEY ARE SO EASY TO DECEIVE. GEJ fooled the igbos with Azikwe and promise of a bridge that's still on paper. They see GEJ as the closest they can get to aso rock. voting him is their way of flexing their political muscle but we shall put them to shame.

Had APC presented Fashola, Atiku or Kwankwaso , they will still find reasons to vote for GEJ and label Apc candidates bad. This hate is not about buhari, it's the way they feel they can get revenge for refusing to allow them form their Biafran territory. The Igbos believe another 4 years of GEJ presidency might bring about the end of Nigeria. Their selfish motive is to establish Biafra. They call Yoruba's slave to the North and all sort of names. They are a petty tribe. Its unfortunate the disunity of this country originates from their region.
They call for disintegration of the country but you will find them in every parts of the country selling fake drugs and fake goods produced in aba. They can't stay in their eastern region yet they want biafra. they even claim to own Lagos and its no mans land. Let's assume the country was divided today, will lagos be in the biafran map empty chest beaters. no wonder you find their people on death row all over Asia due to drug trafficking. instead of voting for a competent government, they prefer to suffer and resort to crimes for living. they are sadists, they travel home on 31/12 and return back on 02/01 and still hate such land that host their businesses.

In 2011, we all saw GEJ as a messiah and we voted him en-masse irrespective of his tribe and religion. We thought he would deliver us from years of misrule due to his humble look and name GOODLUCK. Nigerians did not vote PDP but GEJ. Then Yoruba's were not tagged slaves for trooping out to vote for him en-masse.

They said APC and Buhari promised to make Nigeria ungovernable. My question is why can't these people be arrested if the statements tagged to them were true GEJ is the commander in chief of all forces in Nigeria and it baffles me how a civilian in Buhari can make his government ungovernable while he sits and watch without taking actions. Isn't that a high level of incompetence?

Good luck Jonathan is the worst president we ever had in this country. The misfortunes of his administrations exceeds the so called transformations. I urge everyone to vote wisely


##March4Buhari [/b]

Kai! E dey pain you ehh! Cry! cry! Na the reason why you wrote this epistle.
We ain't clamouring for Biafra and even if we were, it simply means we're independent enough to be on our own.
The same can't be said about yorubas and their slave masters who depend heavily on Niger Delta oil, in order to survive.
Stop crying. Wipe away your tears. Jonathan will finish his tenure and after that, there might be something left for una.

Joshua8695:
tank really. Like how much can i purchase a parrot?

African grey with the cage is 30k.

@topic,
When some Igbos complained in this forum, some APC mofos started jumping up and down, accusing them of crying foul.
Now, fowl yash don open!

jayseehe:
Doesn't he have relevance

He has outlived his relevance.
OBj should keep the silly comments to himself and wait till the election is over and the results, announced.
If not, somebody might end up like Ibori.

Mimienudles:
Am sorry really, ain't hating, just don't like him especially how he's looking in the pix

Phyno wants you to hug a transformer.

Mimienudles:
I don't like this Phyno guy. Ain't hating o. More Success to the Celebrant!

Like seriously?