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englishmart:
laughing is the last thing I need now

Some people will copy this number and call it. Lol. No be Amaka true true o

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I forgot! But now u mention it, I'll try.

LoveMEBaby:
What's MOUTH GIG?

Ask Seun.

mumumugu:
Lamentation of a rejected broke guy

If you had read the topic(including the silly people that gave you likes), you would have known that the Op is a lady.
Africans will never read!

gatiano:
Thankyou sir. i will try hard to make adjustments. I am just used to calling Igbo instead of Ibo.

Bro, you got it right the first time.
If you're in doubt, just open a thread in the culture section.
Don't let people teach you what you already know.

dfrost:
Thank you steppin. On a more serious note, I think I need to find out more about Igbo roots. Thank you all the same.

You're welcome.
Your sarcasm is noted, thank you.

dfrost:
It's actually Ibos, not Igbos. Ibo is the tribe while Igbo is the language. Don't take offense for the correction

A blind man trying to lead a man who can see.
It's Igbo not ibo. The white man and yorubas use that since it's easier.
If you had known your roots, I wouldn't have to explain. Try and make that statement in politics section.

She be like one Almajiri's wife in Kaduna.

publisher:
Why were you Buhari fans getting excited over her? Barcanista and others even used the poor girl to campaign for Buhari.

Go to that thread and see how Buhari fans turned her into a goddess..gloating and all
Breeze don blow fowl yansh now.

No mind the silly girl! Na APC LovePeddler!

Smh. Modafuckers! They always claim they have 60% or 90% of Igbo friends. Wash wash!
Who's fooling who?

Caracta:
You are so right...i need a job. I don't want politics section. You have made yourself available so I can USE you. Don't you get? I own you now.


Waiting earnestly for your reply. Don't disappoint.

Yea, I know that tack. Reverse psychology.
You don't wanna give in too quickly or you might look like the coward you are.
So, you're hoping I'd stop kicking your butt and let you go.
Well...your tiny brain is not entirely useless.
Next time, make use of it before posting.
Adios, little kitty.

Caracta:
Then why quote your allergy? Couldn't resist huh? Yeah...i have such effect on tribal prisoners.




Keep me busy before i doze off biko.

Oh! You should have said so before!
Sadly, I got no time for a jobless Nngbati looking for a way to pass time.
Try the politics section. Lots of jobless nngbati mofos there.
So, shush!

Caracta:
So touchy. Very typical. Who stole your biscuit? Child, don't blow your keypads up because of me.

B!tch, I ain't blowing no keypad. I'm allergic to senseless posts like yours.

@op,
All this one na long grammar!

Caracta:
Many of them are tribalistic. Wonder why...

So annoying and unnecessary.

Mumu! Your acute memory loss has turned to 'stewpidity'.
You keep on piling useless posts(13,000 plus). If you had nothing better to say, why post?

Man wey sabi.

VickyyB:
You've been noticed.

Thank you.

VickyyB:
Lol. He's not a sex freak while you are...
Thank your stars, that he's not a cheat.

Don't cheat on him. HIV is real!

Out of point!
Na by force to comment?
@op,
Madam, it's so sad. Some people can never value what they have.
If your husband cared enough, he would have put in more effort.
Sex between a husband and wife is no sin.
Read 1 Corinthians Chapter 7 vs 1-7.
Denying you sex is a sin.

@op.

SahelBanker:
Oh boy. brothers in crime. so these guys had the guts to carry out such attacks on innocent people. though I believe the media house must be renowned for something and needed to be taught a lesson.

I am not in support o.

They needed to be taught a lesson and then later you say you're not in support?
The real terrorists are people like you who condone evil because of one silly reason or the other.

ireneony:
hmmm.....since my dad is ibo....which means no nigeria man will marry me,? hmmmm...maybe i will marry a whiteman
but thank God am not from the list mentioned

Your Dad is "ibo" and you are an Hausa abi?
All these "my mama say I be igbo girls" sef.

lafflaff123:
One of your many senseless moves was to put up this write up.

One of your many senseless moves was to call somebody older than you senseless, your dad did not train you well.

One of your many senseless moves was to say he is dancing to the gallery, common sense should tell you every votes counts,olamide's own inclusive.

One of your many senseless moves was to say his association with Celebs does not amounts to anything. You will be surprised how many voters look up to Annie Macauley and Olamide.

One of your many senseless moves was to mention America. Nigeria is in West Africa and your comparison makes no sense,and even in that America. Celebrities host fund raising for the President, with him in attendance.

One of your many senseless moves is to underestimate the determination of Nigerian's to get rid of GEJ while Voting Buhari in.

One of your many senseless moves was to think your opinion matters. You can Vote PDP and the other 169 Million people will Vote Buhari.

One of your many senseless moves was to think Campaign proper has started. Wait until the New Year.

One of your many senseless moves would be to reply to my post.


Buhari and Osinbajo till 2030.

@bolded, if it were GEJ, it wouldn't be insulting.
APC fans and their silly way of reasoning.

**modified**
Scratch that! I just registered! About to order. I forgot to unmark single column view on my opera.
Please, is there anything I need to know before I order? I mean like phone issues and stuff? I read about Infinix Zero and I wasn't impressed.
Abeg user personal opinions or review before I order.
N.B See as plenty people quote me, just to help! They wan help me give Konga my money.

symbian123:
18k Last..

Ok o!

Wisepac:
I dnt need money to Vote in Buhari and Prof but
If PDP can do these things before new year, I'll
vote Jonathan and all other PDP Candidates. 1.
The chibok girls be rescued within two weeks. 2.
$20B oil money be returned sharply to were it
developed wings and took off from. 3. The dollar
be returned to 1naira to 1Dollars 4. That petrol
be returned to N65 5. that a public apology be
made to the families of those who died in the
stampede in Abuja looking for jobs. 6. That all
the indicted fuel subsidy thieves be arrested and
jailed. 7. That there's a stable electricity for the
next two weeks 8. That those who bought bullet
proof cars for huge amounts of money and those
who service private jets with huge cash be
allowed to spend two hours in a market in any
part of Nigeria without police protection.( I dey
imagine the beaten) 9. That Abia state, the
dirtiest in Nigeria be cleaned and huge networks
of roads be built within two weeks. 10. Above all
that insurgency be wiped out once and for all.
11. Explain to Nigerians how 16 > 19 and 7 upto
2/3 of 26 in Ekiti With all this you will have my
vote. Your time sta

Jonathan doesn't need your vote. He'll win in 2015. Buhari will surely lose as usual.

15k before xmas?

detunj:
nah
Am not that desperate
20k

Not yet, bro.

detunj:
how far guy??
Still interested or notnot

15k?

detunj:
still available

15k and I'll collect it 2mao.

Chakakhan, I disagree completely with you. Nigerian guys love SA women(I do myself).
The SA women are more open-minded than our Naija women. They also do not have this mindset of guys being the soul provider in a relationship.
I've chatted with some of them on the net and when they talk about their relationship, you'll give anything to be in a relationship like theirs.
The things you listed come in play when some south Africans exhibit their xenophobic attitude towards us. In our defence, we lash out cos it's saddening. They invest and make good profits in our country and they are allowed to move around freely. But when it's us, they tag us as drug barons and whatnot.
When you watch Nollywood movies about Nigerians in SA, you'll understand what I mean.