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VirginFinder:
Honestly, I can't comprehend this.

Why will Igbos living in Lagos prefer to vote Jimi Agbaje (a Yoruba man) rather than Bob Okey Okoroji (an Igbo man of the 'great' APGA)?

Which will reflect Igbo voting strength the most? Votes accrued to Jimi Agbaje or votes accrued to Bob Okey Okoroji knowing fully well that no Yoruba person will ever vote the Igbo man?

Somebody help!

Please bro, stop sounding like a retard.

Those songs listed don't spice up Naija women. Just play "Chop my money" by P-Square and you're good to go.

Saraha1:
What
Vigil is the sweetest .
Just give it a try, before you know it , it will become an everyday routine . Trust me on what.
Rember the enemy attack at night and you as a child of God should always be available to Fire back at night.

Sister, no be for person wey dey wake up early mo-mo, dey go work. Except maybe on weekends.
God is in control in the day and night too, I have nothing to fear. I fast when I want to discipline myself or when I'm weak spiritually.
Vigil comes once in while.

Saraha1:
Man shall not live by bread alone.
Although fasting is not easy I must say, but!!!! Am use to it .
@ op, have You ever tried white fasting before if not, I will suggest you try it.
You can have three days fast(12am -6pm) for two days while you use the third day for white fast.(You are nt to eat any thing pepperish)
You can only take fruits or drink garri without sugar or milk. Or better still cook yam or rice without salt or any ingredient on it.

Above all, back it up with vigil.

Vigil makes sense but I'll probably doze off!
Fasting alone would do.

Heeboy94:
Na im i wan sell oo... This guy Dey tell me say 9k last, say d fone dey Ikeja for 12500.

U can imagine Nigerians

Bros, u wan sell am the price you buy am?
Once a phone is used, the price depreciates.
People buy phone from slot and sometimes they see another phone they like, they want to sell it off but they can never sell for same price. The guy can easily add 3,700 and buy a new one.

Definition of God-fearing - used to describe religious people who try to obey the rules of their religion and to live in a way that is considered morally right.
This simply means a Muslim who marries four wives is God-fearing and most women won't tolerate that.
So I think God-fearing shouldn't be the word to use here.
Open-minded and honest is better.

fpeter:
trust me.....shoe get size

Who knew?

Have you ever fasted before? How was your experience?
On my first fasting, I fasted for 3days( 12am - 6pm) and my eye see double.
The first day, it was very difficult but I was determined to go through it. Around 4pm, I kept looking at the clock waiting for the end of the fast. I'll glance at the clock after a while and it's still 10mins past four. Kai! I had to check the time on my phone to see if it was correct and it was. I nearly cried.
I realised that taking a look at the clock every five mins won't help my "situation", so I decided to distract myself by reading a book I bought days before. But whosai? I kept re-reading the same page over and over again, cos my mind wasn't there.
Finally, I decided to continue with my work and pretend the hunger wasn't there. It got me through eventually and I prayed in the end.
The next two days, it was easier than the first. My body must have made changes due to the lack of food.
Have you fasted before? What's your experience?

Secondary virgin? Nawa o!

fpeter:
shoe get size! that people are getting married every Saturday doesn't mean a lady should settle for any man in trousers

Yeah! Of course! Shoe get size!
Keep saying it, if it helps you to sleep at night

Kimmo:
*sigh* Look, men and women have certain standards. The kind of man who would willingly choose a cleaner, thinks of himself as being happy with her choice of work/person. There are certain jobs people choose because of a lack of choice. The average university graduate in Nigeria would go for teaching rather than cleaning, for instance.
There's no way to equate a cleaner with a banker, unless the person cleans Jonathan's room in Aso rock or runs a professional cleaning outfit.

You should re-read your comment again cos it's amusing. If a teaching job offers 10k and a cleaning job offers 40k, I guess you would go for the teaching, because the certain standards you crave for, also brings food to your table.
There are commercial drivers who are graduates. Do you think they can't teach? Some of them prefer to be danfo drivers than work for peanuts in one lousy private school.
But what do you know? You're probably still living with your parents, downloading free food while the rest of us dey inside jungle dey hustle.

I need the Doogee 310 phone. How much is it and how do I pay for it? Pls I need answers.

bigtt76:
Nor mind de guys dem ...if na to pull aside our panties now to do their thing, na so dem go rush #mtscheeeeeeew

Pulling aside and taking inside are not the same.

Omari88:
Seen. Thanks guys.

Post the pic na.

thegoodjoehunt3:
Mikel is one of the reasons I like Coach Keshi. Mikel is not as poor as people make him to be. Look at Fellaini at Man Utd. Many Man Utd fans castigated him and wanted him out of the team. Today, he is one of the few players that brings class to the midfield.

Sometimes, people should know there is more to football than watching a player run with the ball. Decision making, intelligence and knowing when to attack or defend is important to the team.

Mikel is a very technical player and has tried for the team.

I keep pointing at the fact that Mikel was the best Nigerian player in the match against South Africa. After the game, many were abusing Mikel that he was one of the reasons we did not win the game. I shook my head in Yoruba.

I've read your posts about Keshi and it's always the same. Keshi is your idol, so whatever he does or chooses is right. You're more than biased and you post with sentiment.
Keshi is using Mikel for his own personal reasons not because he's good. His total flop at the world cup is a good reason to put his sloppy assz on the bench, but Keshi won't even think of that.
How much time does he need to perform?

ELff:
Pls what's the best soap one can use for washing in a wasshing machine. I normally use detergent(Ariel) but I understand detergent is not too good for all kinds of clothes. Pls papas and sabi mamas, kindly help out. I ve searched the internet but can seem to find a tangible information.
Thanks in advance.

Sunlight detergent is good too. Persil is quite expensive.

chinosxl:
$20 for all 5

Bro, is the $20 dollars both for shipping and commission? I just want to know the exact amount I'll pay for the five of them. Pls convert it to Naira or give me an estimate.

How much to get this down to Lagos? If I buy up to five, would there be discount?
www.amazon.com/ROMOSS-11000mah-Portable-Compatibility-Smartphone/dp/B00CF8N2LY/ref=sr_1_1?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1414506038&sr=1-1&keywords=Romoss+sense+10400mah

How much to get this down to Lagos? If I buy up to five, would there be discount?
www.amazon.com/ROMOSS-11000mah-Portable-Compatibility-Smartphone/dp/B00CF8N2LY/ref=sr_1_1?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1414506038&sr=1-1&keywords=Romoss+sense+10400mah

oneda:
Nokia your time is over! Your tenure is over! Your reign is over! your airtime is finished!
If you must come back, you are never coming to reign supreme again but to bow your head and compete among chinko boys like techno. But that is after reinventing yourself

Why are you shouting like a deranged being? Or don't you know that using exclamation mark at the end of every sentence means you're shouting?
I tire for Nairalanders sef.

akplatnum2005:
10000 in alaba lagos. (1.8cm Eurostar) ground mount.

Actually, it's 8500 Naira.

Kabidoye:
Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥є̲̣̣̣̥ǝ̩̩̩̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇, I have a bollywood channel but no hiptv, soundcity, sonymax etc. Thinking I'm wasting money. aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ experiencing thesame?

If you're not receiving those channels you posted, it simply means you signal quality is poor. I once had the same problem cos I was using a locally made antenna.
I bought a new century antenna, the black one with just two hands and all the channels started showing. You don't need to contact customer service cos you'd be wasting your time.

@OP,
No offense bro, but taking a second look at the suspicious advert simply shows you're greedy. Seeking for opinion after that means you need a good head on your shoulders.

Compare infinix with Nokia X2, not that big for nothing Nokia XL.

Ever wondered if owning a flash car would
make you more attractive?
Well, US pranksters Andrey Smygov and Victor
G decided to find out by pretending to own a $
1.5 million supercar and asking strangers if
they'd have sex with them.
The pair filmed themselves taking turns to use
the Bugatti Veyron as bait, asking female
university students if they would be interested
in sleeping with them.
It was all part of a social experiment,
apparently.
Asking girls for sex with a Bugatti Veyron
Shockingly, of the five women approached, just
two declined.
One girl said: "I love this car man," despite her
friend refusing.
Another said: "What kind of girl do you think I
am?" before succumbing to 19-year-old
Andrey's 'charms'.
Asking girls for sex with a Bugatti Veyron
One man even allowed Victor to take his
girlfriend for a spin in the glamorous two-
seater.
He said: "This is like my dream car."
Speaking to Mirror Online, Andrey said: "The
idea came from just seeing how easily
influenced girls are these days.
"We tried this on a university campus and were
surprised that a car is all it takes to get a girl
into bed."
The video on their YouTube channel
DreyAnVic has gone viral, having attracted
more than 16,000 views in just two days.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pranksters-proposition-women-sex-1m-4458876
Who no wan better thing?

Kefetjey:
sorry but am u enjoy singlehood

Your English is single sef!