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tolu4you:
I dont know what to do, i really like sex but my wife hate it and i have vowed not to have sex with another lady. This woman dey make me angry oo.lol Anything wrong for married man to love sex as i do?
Please advice on what to do.
thanks

No offence bro, but you're simply not good in bed. There's nothing like a woman being frigid when it comes to good sex, unless she's a lesbo. I once had a gf who was always afraid of sex and because of that, hated sex. It took a lot of patience and skill before I could get her to love sex, even more than I did then.
No woman would be eager to have sex if she ain't gonna be satisfied, unless she's into it for some benefit.
This is why some married women cheat. When they sleep with someone else and get the satisfaction they've always craved for, it's hard for them to stop.
You have to learn how to get to her. Be patient. Lots of pre-intimacy before and after sex can help.
Your release time also plays an important role.

Omimah:
Boko Haram is just a sect. Go close to any northerner you see how they embrace people irrespective of their tribe and religion. This cannot be said of Igbo. I've heard Igbo people use their language to insult people of other tribes and religion. There is hardly any tribe that they don't have a derogatory name for.

They embrace people while killing them? Hahaha....bigot na bigot! You'll say anything just to prove yourself right.
Igbos may use their language to insult others but at least, they don't plant bombs and kill people because of religion.
You can argue till thy kingdom come, no Igbo man has ever fought or killed anyone because they're from a different religion. The only time they had problems with the muslim northerners is, when they were provoked by the incessant killing of their people in the north. Aside from that, we don't care the religion you're from, if you mind your own business.

Omimah:
The only geo-political zone that is hell-bent religious intolerant is the SE. Edo and Delta states are to some extent religious tolerant. In Edo north, for obvious reason(s) a place like Auchi will vote for APC.

S.E is the only geo-political zone that is religious intolerant? What happened to the north where Boko Haram kill lots of christians and others everyday?
This shows the kind of bigot you are!

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tomiobj:
Read the history of edo. Nd tell me they didn't have igwes

Instead of you to take the correction and accept your glaring ignorance, you're still arguing and sounding like a clown.
Next you'll tell any mofo who cares to listen, that you're a graduate. Naija graduates!

The most painful thing is that we may no longer be in the nations cup. So sad!
Keshi overplayed his hand and it has cost us the nation's cup. If he had any dignity in him, he would just resign immediately. But from the way I see him, he'll never do that unless he's sacked.
I just pray the new NFF president would sack him and bring in a new coach(local or foreign) that can take care of things.

bobo65:
Bbm hustlers

No be for my hard-earned money.

@Op, what about the ladies who says "hi" to you only when they're about to re-subscribe? They start being friendly and when you think they're for real, they start asking for money. Meanwhile, they've never replied any of your messages.
When they ask me for recharge card or money, I just delete them without notice cos if you don't, they'll do that within the next couple of days.

rickkid:
I give up.
Here we have an NFF president who STILL has that useless "Oyinbo go save us" mentality. What rubbish is this?! "European developmental leagues" what the fuggin trashheap is that?!
This 1diot thinks it's Europe who will develop our players for us. Here I was expecting someone intelligent enough to grasp the concept of self development and improvement. What is the plan for our league? How are we to raise its technical and aesthetic standard and make it financially self sustaining so that we can start keeping our players here to benefit our national team? Here I was thinking this clown would be answering such questions.
Instead all the buffoon wants to do is collect govt allocation and use it to pay some white fool who is then supposed to cast some oyibo magic spell over the national team and win the world cup, afcon, confed cup, chan and wafu cup beating every team 5-0 along the way. The magic that didn't work with Philippe Troussier, Bora Milutinovic, Bertie Vogts, Lars Lagerback, Clemens Westerhof and Bonfrere Jo will somehow work this time. Oh, and while we're at it, let's do nothing to improve the state of our league. In fact let's go round every quarter and remove the 4 best talents from there, then let's package them off to the Dutch second division, pocketing some nice "fees" in the process. Gullible Nigerians who lick the buttocks of European football will hail us and to the skeptical ones we'll sell it as "polishing talent in "European developmental leagues." " (whatever the feck that even means!)

Feck you Amaju Pinnick.

Feck you, feck your NFF, feck your white juju mercenary coach, feck your "european developmental leagues", feck everything about you and your office you slimy, shameless, utterly revolting piece of sh1t!

Go to hell!

What are you going on about? Are you an indigenous coach? Why is his decision causing so much pain to you? Nawa o! Person go carry anoda pesin mata put for head, dey collect headache. If the man feels it's a foreign coach we need, then no problem. How many of our indigenous coaches have good coaching jobs outside Nigeria? NONE! So, stop lamenting!

omenka:
She's a Celebrity Blogger. It is in her interest not to "keep a low profile". Do you understand??

Well....since it's in her interest "not to keep a low profile", she should be ready for what comes with it. Being a celebrity is a job, you work to get in and you work to stay in. So, she should stop lamenting and face her troubles like other people do!

The word 10 has been used loosely a lot these days....10 things men that annoy women in bed, 10 types of lecturers in school, 10 types of people you meet in the exam hall....abeg we don tire for this 10 things na.

The trending and frontpage topics now start with "10 things about this or 10 things about that". Copy copy too much for NL.

I fear GEJ and PDP. I can bet my last kobo they were the ones who leaked about the missing funds. In a few days, they'll probably give detailed account of the money the way it was spent, in full report. Election is around the corner and good things are happening. First it was South Africa claiming that the money they confiscated was legit and now this. Soon, patience go dey speak good English!

Vivly:
What happened?

You be learner? She lost her Vijay!

lynpetra:
Why do you ask?

You know already. Read your first post! You sounded like someone who's being cheated on before. Doesn't mean all men are cheats. There are still some good men out there. Women cheat too. So, don't make it look like it's just the men that cheat.

lynpetra:
i can see no man wants a cheating wife but their priiccck dey waka up and down like 404 .Today na amaka compound,that evening sef na ruka mama backya.hmmm!

is your Hubby cheating on you? @Op, none. Though cheating is worse.

Whenever a seller on NL refuses to post the price of what they're selling and wants pple to call to know the price, it can only mean one thing, the price is too high. Btw, a new Nokia Xl is 23,500 at slot and even more cheaper in computer village. Buyers beware!

Seun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaLor7d7NEs <-- including these animals?

Seun, puppy lover! I was talking about reptiles mostly or cats.

Snakes, domestic cats etc. Any animal that can move without making a single sound is a big "NO" for me.

Some of the arguments I read here, especially from the ladies are so wrong. If a husband does not wear his ring, the wife should do the same? If the husband cheats, the woman should do the same too? Two wrongs can never make a right! Besides, the man might have his reasons for not putting on the ring. I've never seen any ring on my father's finger ever since I was born. I asked him one day why he doesn't wear his wedding ring, he said his skin is allergic to any jewel. If he puts on anything metal on his body, it gives him skin rashes. Rings, necklaces and watches(leather, rubber or metal) were not his thing. So, if this man happens to have the same reaction, then what the wife is doing is wrong. But I believe their reasons for not putting it on is best known to them.

chrisbaba1: Because the igbos are particularly tribalistic people..... why do hausa need yorubas, because yourbas are more open minded politically. All yorubas want is the right things happen, or the right leader winning regardless of his tribe......

hahahaha! I can't believe somebody can spew such crap! If you believe what you wrote, you'll believe anything. The average Nigerian knows that an Igbo man is smart and fiercely independent. Even though yorubas would rather perish than accept it, the Hausas know better. They fought this people endlessly for three years before they surrendered. Supporting an Igbo to be president is like selling away their birthright. They know that it'll be difficult to control an Igbo man and they can't risk that, not in this lifetime. It has nothing to do with leadership skills, tribalism or being open minded politically.

tonytony208: Mr Op and the first responder above me, your comments are pitiably shallow. Yeah, adekunle Benjamin might not have gotten oil blocs before he died. It is a pointer to the fact that Adekunle did not fight for selfish reasons to enrich himself; rather, he fought for nigeria to possess the oil that biafra was planning to steal by coaxing SS and calling them "brothers" (brothers my foot).
Adekunle was a dutiful soilder and he obeyed orders from his superiors like every well trained soilder should do. His unforgettable and well documented campaign against the boko haram-like rebellion called "biafra war" was in total submission to the directives of his superior. Adekunle was not like some thoughtless soilders, who took up arms to fight against authority and divide the nation for selfish and hypocritical reasons.

You flaathead biafrans should stop picking on this man. When you want to cry like defeated eediots, kindly make your ways to ojukwu's grave and whine and cry there. You can cry him a second river niger if you so desire. Ojukwu was the one that led your grandfathers into a war he knew you couldn't win and not Benjamin Adekunle. Ojukwu knew biafra didn't have the military hardware to win, yet he fooled your grandfathers into the war. He now spelt doom for biafra by asking the poorly trained biafran rebels to overrun Midwest. I learnt that your grandfathers were given matchets/cutlasses at a point during the war to confront nigerian soilders, who had bazookers, artilleries, jet fighters and whatnots. How was that Adekunle's fault? Abeg, you biafrans should stop playing the victim and seeking for pity. It is only the truly defeated that does such. You may not like this, but it is the truth: that you biafrans were not the victims of the biafran war; rather, you were the VILLAINS!!! You brought the war upon your own heads. So, leave Adekunle out of it.

Spoken like a true yoruba. Those were the words of Benjamin Adekunle not Igbos. But like you guys always do, you take your faults and blame it on someone else(Sanusi was right all along) The man killed thousands of people because he was fighting for the same oil that has brought us nothing but untold hardship. From his tone, it's obvious he has his regrets. But, how can you see that? You were blinded by hate. Same reason the dead mofo killed thousands of helpless women and children.

Princecalm: so truth are now unhealthy for a relationship to grow. Moreover,why are lies even needed in a relationship,even if the lies are helping you to keepup with the relationship for the meantime,a time will surely come when those same lies will crumble evrerything.

Lies won't crumble everything if they're harmless. If a guy with his friends admires a lady with a heavy backside in a joint and he later goes home to tell the gf about the harmless flirting they did, what do you think would happen? The lady would make a huge fuss over it. Was it worth telling? That's what the guy meant by a harmless lie. If your gf is the jealous type and you come in and tell her that a lady was all over you, but you declined her gestures, how do you think she'll take it? Give you a serious hug? I doubt it.

@Op, haven't you heard that PDP is the Lionel Messi of Nigerian politics? Abi, you be newcomer?

Sanguine: First of all before I comment.
Pictures of the ''heavily tatooed body'' or the Op doesn' even exist at all...

small girl.

MisterLongman: I remember but I won't like

bros, u harsh o!

firstEVA: I don't get it, why should you make passes at your own guy's girl, its crazy and very disrespectful. If I were a guy I wouldn't even look at my friends girlfriend not to talk of making attempts to have in bed.

pls guys answer, there are so many fishes in the sea, why your friend's woman?

the temptation is so daring sometimes. You would want to know if you can do it and get away with it. Though, guys who do it, do not love their gf. They may even have the friend in mind before they met their gf, but settled for the current girlfriend.

omenka: Fashola must step up to the plate and prove his worth on thiis matter otherwse he would surely lose my respect!

abeg, wetin ur respect worth?

Having sex with a guy the day you met him
This is uncalled for. You automatically lose some
respect if you allow this guy to get down with you
the first day you met him. Little kisses here and
there and some cuddling would do, if you are
tempted, let him feel your bosoms just to get
yourself wet. The longer you make a guy wait, the
more he will appreciate you and value your body.
No one values what he gets easily.

Having sex the day you meet a guy is a no no. But prolonging the wait for the sex just to make the guy appreciate you more, is crap. If a guy wants to hit and run, no amount of waiting can change his mind. He'll patiently wait to tap it for two or three times and then dumps the lady like an old newspaper. So, just leave the part about waiting, it doesn't always work.

Losing Your memory - Ryan Star.