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It is now that the NASS is waking up to the reality on ground.When the house was gradually oozing smoke they kept quiet now that smoke is oozing from all sections of the house threatened to explode the house into flames they are panicking

sterlingD:
What we continue to treat or handle with levity will deal with us severely.

Wonders shall never end.So now it is 1975 coup that they are blaming?

At a time like this where real core issues of national security should be brought to the front burner to be addressed someone decides to bring up personal issues and go for a below the belt jab.This is very low of this senator,very immature and clearly shows lack of decorum.

This NASS is worst than an apology. Their aloofness on real core issues affecting this nation has been the greatest undoing of this nation

Is this the 4 + 4 and NEXT LEVEL this administration was talking about in 2019?

free2ryhme:
is this the solution?

I dont understand how these crop of useless leaders reason.

Why are security agencies not doing their jobs to stem these incessant killings and bringing the culprit to book?

Since you have bastardized everything because of your religious sentiments then you will reap the fruit of your labour.

Honestly l keep asking who did this to us?How did we get here?Is this what Nigeria has turned to?l weep

Na lie. There are odds against your ticket Your ticket dey at stake.Them want to cut your ticket.

What we continue to treat or handle with levity will deal with us severely.

lekkys:
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Nice

Them still dey UCL at semi final stage if them enter ESL UEFA fit boot them out and their own go finish for UCL

Them still dey UCL at semi final stage if them enter ESL UEFA fit boot them out and their own go finish for UCL

I no know wetin to talk.l no understand.l am lost here

EagleNest:
I thought financial fair play was introduced to manage these excessive spending. The kind of money paid to some of these players is well too much and beyond understanding. They should tone down the extreme capitalism practised in football.

Correct me if l am wrong.The problem started when big money entered European football.l know it's all about the money. There was no regulation to curtail the excessive big money spending in the beginning and if there was it was not effective until it became too late that is financial fair play.

The ESL idea had been floated a while back long before COVID-19 and was vehemently rejected.Now they have come with it with full force and are going ahead with it.What is left to be seen is how UEFA and FIFA will eventually handle it.Will they go ahead with their threats and sanctions?

OduntanGabriel:
They should have allowed him play the final against Man City before sacking him, I had a feeling he would win that.

When is the final against Man City?

Hmm na wao.l no fit talk

Imagine .The vex from chapter 5 don increase after chapter 6.

Arsenal should still be careful and not get carried away. This na still first half no be second half

Muyiwaipere:
I’m ashamed of my country

I have been in Ghana for 2 weeks now the only time they took the light was just for 30 mins and I guess it’s for maintenance or so

And one person would come out and tell me Nigeria is the Giant of Africa

Giant of what? We should stop misusing, abusing and insulting the word Giant.The word does not even want to associate itself with what will bring it to ridicule.

The chapter 5 make me vex seriously which kind of childish behaviour be this?E be like sey your going down town on her has put her head in the cloud such that she can not behave properly.If she wants to find out whether you have anything going with Swem there are stealth and coded ways to find out.

I am still trying to wrap my head around this chapter 4.l no understand.

She make you off shirt,off trouser come sleep on top same bed with underwear
She allowed you to start pre-intimacy and even go downtown on her and she enjoy the thing finish come tear you slap when e reach time for the mean course.Why she no tear you slap with warning from the beginning?Man dey suffer o.

Tobechuckwu:
Personally , there are so many factors.
That u hear from God doesn't mean there won't be challenges in the marriage.
How many couples retain their relationship with God after marriage?
There are normal home training u need to have nd if u don't have it marriage can't work even if u hear from God.

Spot on.Well said.This is the hard and cold truth.

Kobojunkiee:
So what happens when they claim they heard and married the one God willed for them only for it to end in bitter divorce much later?

See eh even with claim the two people involved have to roll up their sleeves and get to work to make their marriage work and not rely solely on miracles to see them through.

Like the saying goes ;You shall reap what you sow.If you don't sow well,properly, adequately and timely don't expect to reap bountifully and richly

For the marriage to flourish and blossom,put in work

Nigeriabiafra82:
Ipob again


Let me call new IG

Na woman be that?

flemsy15:
Someone that knows he would be replaced on a particular day should be in the office to handover duties and documents. How can u b going for an official visit to another state on a day you're to leave office? So if he couldn't fly back maybe due to bad weather, they would have postponed the appointment of the new IG?
This country Na just drama full am.

Honestly l tire for this government

Bobotic:
Supreme Court Strike don tire Supreme Court Governor

This punchline is wicked really wicked

Bobotic:
Buhari Vs Former IGP Adamu right about now

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Bobotic:
Buhari Vs Former IGP Adamu right about now

Mehn you wicked o this your photo caption na die

Ishilove:
About two hours later, I felt pressed and wanted to urinate but I found the toilet occupied. I waited 20 minutes and went back, only to meet the toilet occupied again by another member of the staff. I was forced to cross to another section of the complex to use the public toilet.

As the day progressed and I noticed that the usually ebullient staff members were becoming increasingly subdued. Around 5pm (the office closes by 6pm) my stomach began to rumble, and to my chagrin, a watery fart escaped my genteel anus. I thought about visiting the toilet briefly and found it still occupied so I decided to hold my bowels until I got home. "At least I will be able to sit comfortably and do monitoring spirit on my Facebook and Whatsapp contacts," I mused.

By the time I left the office on my way back home, my stomach was very calm, but I was halfway into the journey when I had the first discomfiting signs of trouble.

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"Be calm, be calm", I urged my stomach, but it growled in response and my anus trembled in anticipation.

I was hemmed in between two men inside keke marwa, somewhere along Oniwaya road when i started feeling really shitty. Literally. I initially ignored it, but the urge to rip off my granny pants and let it really rip was getting stronger and stronger.

We were still crawling along on that perennially busy road when I knew there and then I would not make it without a bike. I MUST GET A BIKE, I thought wildly.

When I got down at Dopemu, I frantically searched for a bike but could not find any. It seems Taskforce had been abroad earlier in the day so all the bikes were keeping away for the time being.

It dawned on me then that I was headed for a very embarrassing 'accident'. I could feel the watery and hot waste products teasing the entrance of my anus as my stomach could no longer obey commands from my brain. I decided to walk gingerly to the Akowonjo bridge where I was certain to get a bike. By 'gingerly', I mean catwalk. Hold your breath, squeeze your ass tight and roll your hips. And walk.

I was gently catwalking to the bridge and praying to God when a congress of swaggering youngmen passed me. One of them, muscular and with a 16 pack abdomen turned and whistled. "Sweet mama, I like your style o", he leered.

Frustrated by my inability to get a bike, the shit threatening to embarrass my enemy not me, the lack of fast food restaurants in the vicinity (I would have dashed there to use their toilets) and by the general state of the nation, I turned in anger and snarled with more aggression than necessary "shut up your dirty mouth, you this small boy. You don't know your mate!"

Taken aback, the muscular dude slinked away in mortification.

Unfortunately for me, the energy I used in transferring my aggression to the boy loosened my bowels and I felt the first droplets of shit blooming over the back my pink granny pants.

"Oh nooooooooo, oh nooooooooooo!!!," I wailed. Abandoning all pretence at decorum, I dashed to the bank closest to me.

"Please sir, I need to use your toilet," I begged the security man.

"Madam the bank is closed," was the nonchalant reply.

"Please sir, this thing will disgrace me. Please I am begging you," I shamelessly pleaded, all the while feeling the hot shit flowing faster and faster. IT MUST NOT FLOW DOWN MY LEGS, i thought frantically.

"Please I am using God to beg you!" I wailed, and jacked up the man by his shirt, knocking his cap askew.

That was when the man knew I meant business. He extricated himself from my vice-like grip and gave me the toilet key.

I ran pell mell to the toilet, dropped my bag on the WC and let rip. The sound of my exploding ejections must have been heard at Alausa. By the time my spirit was calm and my eyes open to survey the extent of the damage, the toilet, bathroom mirror inclusive had been liberally anointed....

Suffice it to say, Blaise was sacked the next day. I heard the MD was screaming for his head from his scented, air conditioned toilet.

LWKMD.Seriously when the urge hooks one ,one becomes nervy,uncomfortable and it can embarrass one if care is not taken.

Reacting in the statement on Monday, the IGP said, “Preliminary investigations have revealed that the attackers, who came in their numbers with sophisticated weapons such as General Purpose Machine Guns (GPMGs), Sub-Machine Guns (SMGs), AK49 rifles, Rocket Propelled Grenades (RPGs), Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs), are members of the proscribed Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB)/Eastern Security Network (ESN).

A thorough and stealth investigation should be carried out to find who these Unknown Gun Men really are.The kind of weaponry mentioned above in bold by the IGP calls for serious concern.A lot of things have been allowed to happen which should not be allowed to happen.

We have been joking and paying lip service to a while lot of affairs and issues of the nation.A lot of thing have become so compromised.The spate of insecurity across the country with this one in Owerri makes one to begin to wonder....................

Haba the photos you have uploaded is not doing justice to the advert for sale of the car. Please take the full photo views of sides,front and back of the car.

Nemere2020:
Crying is allowed but do so quietly -- see the unusual instruction on an examination question paper

I thought it was a Nigerian University.Even the one in the link below has the same instruction
https://www.nairaland.com/4855079/university-pretoria-exam-question-crying