₦airaland Forum

I jus dnt understand hw some pple on nairaland tink do u expect buhari turn down tinubu if he request to visit him? Pls let allow our president do his wrk he surly nos hw to handle d thieves arud him let's support him to change nigeria for good

midep:
You need deliverance.

A full month deliverance wit all G.O in nigerian present is wot dat fellow need

For me I can't wait 4 d schools to resume as a marketer 4 a publishing firm av supplied books to schools and dey won't pay until dey resume on d 14th sept I avent being payed for last month so u can understand my wish for resumption thou stil a bachelor Lol

Somtin jus tld me nt to erol 4 dat recruitment after d failed one we went for were many pple lost der lives, I lost faith in any govt recruitment under jonathan so sorry 4 those dat wasted der tym and energy applyin, hopfully wen d new govt start recruiting we wuld all get our employment

seunmsg:
They've been separated since 1996 if I can still read clearly and she's just coming out now that the senator is about to get married again. Maybe she wants some settlement or what's her motive for all the media noise she's making? The senator should just file for divorce and end the marriage legally. He can afterwards go ahead and marry whoever he so desires.

I notice 4rm ur writeup dat u ar nt a catholic 4 ur information ones u ar legally married in catholic church u can nt bring anoder woman to the same alter in catholic church even if u av file 4 divorce anywere

All I care a transparent govt dat wil fight corruption and improve d economy I dnt care if is a northerner or a fulani d ones jonathan appointed wot did dey do

nairaland

Teeboy15:
Didn't jst watch it. Av watched it a dozen times, jst decided to open a thread on it now

Lik seriously u watched a dozen times meaning u enjoy watching it I can't even watch it d second tym I can say what happen 4rm begining to d end

NgeneUkwenu:
Senator Ali Ndume, Former PDP Member, Who was accused of sponsoring Boko Haram is now the Nigerian Senate Majority Leader!

#TheyHaveHijackedOurChange.







http://www.opinionriver.com/senator-ali-ndume-accused-of-sponsoring-boko-haram-is-nigerias-senate-majority-leader/

Am sowie buh I wil av to blame PMB 4 al d dirty game in our parliment nw if he has coperated wit his party in deciding who become d senate and speaker we wuld av nt bein aving al diz nonsense, nw d same pple we voted out ar nw in control in our two chambers, dis is nt d change we wanted saraki has his selfish interest at hrt he is a devil in sheep clothing rubbish

cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys

Brow ur lady might be sayin d truth wit her story such happen to me some tym ago I culdnt last more dan five min and my gal keep complaining I had to meet a friend who help me wit a stimulate drug each tym I use dat drug b4 sex I won't pour if I dnt want to pour even if I eff al dy d truth is dat @ a stage I stop using d drug buh I can tell u I av regained my confidence on bed I can nw go more dan four hours if I control my sperm release my gal even doubted me wen I tld her I wsnt using d drug anymore buh my advice to u is if u dnt want to use a stimulate drug u leave ur gal and look 4 some1 who fit ur sex life cos is rily bad wen ur gal start comparing u wit her ex

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/update-buharis-first-day-in-aso-rock/

Enuf of al diz rasmaters sir buhari we ar givin u 4rm nw to friday dis week to name ur cabinet or else ................ Am ur fan dnt give me course to doubt u

afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?


I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.

I too use to be worried in d past wen others fall and I dnt until I asked my sunday skul teacher who said its notin to worry abt in as much as I dnt drag wit d man of God wen being pushed to fall

ayusco85:
Ok

U could ve made a valid point if ur grammar wasn't faulty. Pls buy a brighter grammar.



NYSC has outlived its original purpose, I think it should be scrapped ASAP. Am currently serving in Abia state, the worst state in Nigeria and west Africa, I feel like absconding every day. I hate NYSC.


Last bullet: RIP to the late corper. God will arrange ur POP in heaven. Amen

You hate NYSC buh u ar stil collectin der alawi and u feel lik adsconding! Dnt u no d way dat brought u ?

LesbianBoy:
Nigeria my country sha davido that today, he will post on twitter ''just touched down london''.....tomorrow, ''Enroute southafrica y'all turn up at the club 2nite''...next 2morow, ''just got off stage, kenya showed 2much love'' is graduating from school today Lol! What time did he have to go to classes/read his books when he is always on the road? If it was artiste like skales, yung6ix who are still upcoming after so many years. ehen i for believe! But davido as in superstar davido? Mbanu! I no gree!

Anyways i blame buhari

Gej till 2019 jare

U were sounding intelligent until u GEJ, I bet u were worse dan davido

Has any one ask why he ws wit PMB on his way bk 4rm UK d media pictured him right @ d bk of PMB at d airport. He probably has a lot of explanation to make

Am tanking God I pass through mapoly successfully without being a victim of cult. Na God win

Tinubu is afraid saraki might become too powerful in 2019 being the senate president I pity APC if saraki emerge winner Akume is far better candidate thou wuld av prefer somone who is unknown

Na one billon bail dem 4 give am abi! See ur head

vimi:

let the truth be said, dis guy dey find wetin him go use kip body n soul together on this his stewpid adventure n d mumu geh sef dey follow follow am for nyash. dguy is too sharp 4 ma lykin, dat geh fit don get belle sef

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thats cute

Some pple jus write 4 writing sake if u dnt av meaningful contribution y nt jus read and move on

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let the truth be said, dis guy dey find wetin him go use kip body n soul together on this his stewpid adventure n d mumu geh sef dey follow follow am for nyash. dguy is too sharp 4 ma lykin, dat geh fit don get belle sef

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some pple jus write 4 writing sake if u dnt av any meaning thing to say y nt keep shot

DinhoMVP:
Adebayor sincerely I'm disappointed...do u think this is only happening in your family? No matter your reason for going public with family issues I still think its not justifiable to wash this much of your internal wrangling on public forums... I bet you some of your colleagues are experiencing far worse than u think yet they are mute about it whilst trying to resolve it internally or seek divine intervention...GOD Help Your Family!

Mr do u no hw long he has being dieing in silence, it ws even d family dat first brought d issue to d public wen dey wrote to adebayo's club to sack him, imagine household enemeis!

See what unemployment has turn our youth to assuming dey av a good job or booming bussiness dey won't be wasting such tym, the incoming administration sure has work to do

Anything dat has advantage also has disadvantage I served in kwara, kaiama LG in bani village, initialy wen I ws posted der I nearly cried buh I left there after my service year a happy and fulfil man cos d pple hospitality is second to none and to crown it all during my sent fort party organised by d sch were I taught I collected two bags of big ghana must go bag full with gift from student and villagers, nt to mention hw d student were crying begging me to stay on. Buh I must confess I had to climb tree early morn and late evening to gt netwrk on my phone to mak or receive calls. Lolzz

The girl has no reason wotsoever to reject first meal 4rm ur sopus mother inlaw, if at all her tummy is stil full even after three hours journey, she shuld av tasted d food at least wen she saw her guy eating. Wot an elder sees while sitting a young man might nt see even while climbing!

[quote author=pijango post=33333506]The vice-president elect, Professor Osinbajo is at the ongoing RCCG May 1st Holy Ghost service where he came out to testify of the goodness of God. Here’s what he said while addressing the congregation tonight;

"We were campaigning for over four months on air, road, rail, everywhere and God saw us through, protected us and kept us from harm. And on the 28th of March, God crowned our efforts. I thank God for the special gift and I thank God for marking me out as a person and giving me the position of the vice president elect. This is a fulfilment of Daddy G.O's prophecy earlier this year that RCCG pastors, ministers, wiil be used by God.

Yea I rmber daddy G.O prophesy some tym last year dat a tym wil come wen dey wil need some one to fill certain position in Govt were dey dnt want their type in such position dat ur name wil be mention and we all shouted Amen dis is d fulfilment of dat prophesy

[quote author=mightycrown1 post=33239048]Lagos – A 31-year-old man, Samson Ndubuisi, who allegedly had canal knowledge of an 11-year-old boy, was on Wednesday hauled up before an Apapa Magistrates’ Court, Lagos.

Ndubuisi, a resident of No. 3/4, Umuaka Close, Ilufe Junction, Alaba Market, Lagos, is facing a two-count charge of conspiracy and sexual assault by penetration.

The Prosecutor, ASP Soji Ojaokomo told the court that the accused committed the offences on April 12 at his apartment.

Ojaokomo said the accused had canal knowledge of boy without his consent.

“The complainant said that on that fateful day, he went to fetch water at one Mrs Doris Ezenwa’s company.

“He said while he was fetching water, the accused called him and took him to a room where he forcefully had canal knowledge of him through the anus.

“The boy said that each time he went to fetch water Ndubuisi would take him to the usual spot and have sex with him.

“The complainant also said that the accused also bribed him with N100 each time he slept with him.

“The 11-year-old boy said they were caught by two men, who were Ndubuisi’s colleague at the water company.

“The boy said the accused threatened to kill him if he dare tell his parents about it,’’ he said.

Anytym I hear such news I wonder wot diz Gay people enjoy in same sex wen dey ar sexy chics every were

DahtzFestjayz:
Why raising the long dead issue? He apologized for that statements made by Oba Rilwan to the Ndigbos. These Biafra boys *sighs*

he never did any public apology to my knowledge all I hrd ws obas dnt apologize

Zico5:
These people should go and rest, why re they full of themselves like this. Election has come and gone, then u re still licking the wound. Oba himself has apologized, what else do u want. If u like go to any length on this issue, nothing good will come out of it. We need to live in peace together hence the result may not be palatable cos yoruba will not fold their hand for aliens to molest them

dey shuld go and rest and tomor anoder fool wil say somtin worst dan wot oba said, u and ur oba shuld tank ur star dat no ibo man ws killed or injured as a result of his careless statement u won't be here writing trash d earlier u guys realise dat lagos is no man's land d better 4 everyone

Betterment:
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Betterment:
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Betterment:
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AIT has freedom of expression and to hold opinion GMB also has freedom of association he can decide who and who nt to associate with so dopkesi shuld keep kwayet!

dearpreye:
Wike!!!!

We trust you shall deliver! !!!

wiki ko wifi ni

Ihedioha shuld call his supporters to order, it's clear that majority want him buh he shuld pursue his course without violent and sheeding of innocent blood

EdCure:
Jonathan’s police outrider crashes to death in Abuja
March 18, 2015 Ibanga Isine

One of the best police outriders in President Goodluck Jonathan’s convoy, Sirajo Alkali, has died in a crash along the Abuja airport road.

The incident happened on Saturday when Mr. Jonathan was returning to Abuja after a brief visit to Adamawa State, a source told PREMIUM TIMES.
Mr. Alkali, a 32 year-old Police Corporal from Edo State, was said to have been one of the most gifted riders attached to the office of the president.

A presidency source who asked not to be quoted because he was not authorised to speak on the matter, said Mr. Alkali and other members of the presidential convoy had departed the Aso Villa on the fateful day to receive Mr. Jonathan.

“He was one of the best outriders in the convoy and had a very good knowledge of the power bike,” the source said.

“Corporal Alkali would always bring rhythm and style to the presidential convoy through his expert manoeuvrings, sharp but careful bending and calculated movements.

“But that day, he was just at his best when he suddenly ran into one of the concrete partition used by the company handling construction work on the Airport Road.”

According to the source, the outrider was initially at the rear of the presidential convoy but later moved ahead as the motorcade approached the military checkpoint by the Kuje bridge.

But just as he manoeuvred the sharp bend towards where the eight-lane approach is partitioned, Mr. Alkali lost control of the revving BMW power bike and crashed into the concrete partition.

“It was very pathetic and Mr. President called for the convoy to stop and personally came down to ensure that Alkali was immediately evacuated to the hospital but he died almost immediately,” the source said.

The remains of the police officer were moved to the National Hospital, according to the source.
PREMIUM TIMES also learnt that Mr. Jonathan and his wife, Patience, had invited the wife and close relations of the deceased to the Villa for a meeting.
The deceased officer was buried on Wednesday in his hometown, Igbanke, Orhinmwon Local Government Area of Edo State.

He was survived by four children.

The Police Public Relations Officer of the Federal Capital Territory Police command, Anjuguri Manzah, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, confirmed the death of the outrider to PREMIUM TIMES.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/178738-jonathans-police-outrider-crashes-to-death-in-abuja.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

. D number of people dat has lost der lives under diz jonathan administration na wa oohh