₦airaland Forum

I have a girlfriend who believes she is my responsiblity.she makes demand and whenever I remind her that I have sisters she points it out that why don't I have sex with them.Am not stingy but I think its not proper to spend blindly to someone you are not married when you have family responsibilities that demand urgent attention.Please advice me on this

muktarl: Igbo people has nothing to do with this. Its about IMO STATE!

We have had serious and more worse scenarios from other parts of eastern nigeria.They rob,kidnap,are lousy,NOTORIOUS FOR MONEY RITUALS and other disgusting vices.I think the underlying reason for this is an average igbo Man insatiable greed for money.you people need to control that.

Igbos and Blood Money sha!!!May God help dem**Kneels down to pray 4 dem**

Igbos and Blood sha!!!May God help dem**Kneels down to pray 4 dem**

NLG_woodey:
Items needed:
1. Oxygen Concentrator
2. Oxygen nasal canula.
3. Blanket
4. 4 boxes of gala
5. 1 carton of Geisha/sardines
6. 4 gallons of water
7. Empty 4 gallons for urine
8. 2 Ghana-Must-Go bags for faeces.

Process.
Talk to the container loaders and select a comfortable container to hide.
Haggle Haggle Haggle--you will get a good price

Total travel time: 2 weeks to Houston Port.

Extra Preparation:
1. Exercise well.
2. Run atleast 3 miles everyday before trip, because you will need sprinting advantage over Immigration as soon as you
sneak out of the container on arrival.

Good Luck!

LAFF DON TEAR MY BELLE!!U guys re damn too funi!Leave dis guy alone!He is okay wit d advice given so far**Make I go find alomo kill dis cold**

-Mr Cork-:
^^^^^he muss me Gay!

Am not gay just a more balanced person than you dude!Am so sure you would have gotten your bed wet just sightin those pictures

Absolute Non-Sense

emmydeep: All Nigerias woes is caused by the USA and The collonial masters. And these are the facts.:
1. Before they left Nigeria, they falsified the Nigerian population figure in favour of the North.
2. They told the North never to let an old Eastern president emerge.
3. They indirectly through their proxies make oppose the emergence of an Eastern president.
Why they did it?
1. To protect their criminal oil investment cartels in Nigeria.
Why and how ?
1. Before they left Nigeria, the found out the following.
a. The Northers are very loyal and can follow shippishly, they behave like their cows. They dont have anything to offer interlectualy except in Agriculture.
B. The westerners are best in Law practices and Journalism.
C. The East are verry hard working entreprenuers, wizards in engineering and technology and the only people that can practically transform Nigeria to a self-sufficient country.

It is clear why they are antagonising GEJ. The USA and allies dont truelly want Nigeria to stand. They sabotage Nigerian because GEJ refused to accept their drones in Nigeria.
It is known all over the world the US is the number one sponsor of terrorism; if not how did they know that Nigeria will dissintegrate by or before 2015.
Nigerians be wise.

I pity you so much!!you attach so much relevance to an irrelevant ethnic group!its no secret that the whole south east and south South is filled with greed and mediocres!Same reason your great Zik prefered forming an alliance with the fulanis than a more intellectually superior Awolowo!Same with Ironsi who digged his own grave.The south/s are bigger jokers;they are blessed with shallow minded and corrupt leaders that has never been seen in the history of this country!!Jonathern heads the pack.No serious minded nigerian would cast a vote for a southern candidate again.Ebele was an historical mistake that would take a long time to happen again

Decryptor: Why does something tell me that this...

...IS THE OFFENSIVE

...And this is the DEFENSIVE (Counter Attack).
I bet these two had something going on!
Apologies if i'm wrong!

Don't know nobody from nowhere on nairaland!!just saying the fact!!ladies need to look inward!they see the peehole as a priced object!that is old school!both parties enjoyed the sex,so both should move and stop the hating

musiwa26: What africa root.. So you think africans dont dress well.? I will not be caugh dead looking like that. I know what it means to lead men older than my father at a young age. I have been a leader from childhood.



they are all wrong on the issue of boko haram.. And this is the insincerity i hate about nigeria. Nigerian pretend like they are blind.. they all know that the satellite pictures is the reason for boko haram. they are all scared to speak.

It is such a shame.. they are all coward..who are scared of the north.. You can see, how I give it to the igbos or north from behind.. I am not too scared to speak. People are going to like you or hate you for been honest.. Even if I am not be honest. people will still hate you. So why do you care what people think about you.

I honestly never have a sleepless night.. Saying Azikiwe plan the first coup and Killed Balewa, because he did. I never have have a sleepless night saying when igbo man tell you or another igbo something.You need to go out and check if it is morning really. because this is how igbo people are. So why will i be politically correct to please anyone. It is that hypocrisy that have brought nigeria back.

If igbos or north are going to like me, they are going to like me for my honesty and not hypocrisy.

You have not made any sense as far as I am concerned!!INCOHERENCY is your third name.I think I saw between your lines that you have a 'leader' from childhood;please I need to know what you lead

musiwa26: What africa root.. So you think africans dont dress well.? I will not be caugh dead looking like that. I know what it means to lead men older than my father at a young age. I have been a leader from childhood.



they are all wrong on the issue of boko haram.. And this is the insincerity i hate about nigeria. Nigerian pretend like they are blind.. they all know that the satellite pictures is the reason for boko haram. they are all scared to speak.

It is such a shame.. they are all coward..who are scared of the north.. You can see, how I give it to the igbos or north from behind.. I am not too scared to speak. People are going to like you or hate you for been honest.. Even if I am not be honest. people will still hate you. So why do you care what people think about you.

I honestly never have a sleepless night.. Saying Azikiwe plan the first coup and Killed Balewa, because he did. I never have have a sleepless night saying when igbo man tell you or another igbo something.You need to go out and check if it is morning really. because this is how igbo people are. So why will i be politically correct to please anyone. It is that hypocrisy that have brought nigeria back.

If igbos or north are going to like me, they are going to like me for my honesty and not hypocrisy.

You have not made any sense as far as I am concerned!!INCOHERENCY is your third name.I think I saw between your lines that you have a 'leader' from childhood;please I need to know what you lead

I can see lots of wounded peeholes and egos on nairaland.You Ladies(sorry peeholes)should stop seeing yourselves as victims or the disadvantaged in a relationship.Stop spreading Hate!!!!UR EX DON'T CARE

aesola: Is Nigeria a recycled Nation? Why are we so dwaft to always go for odds people in a nation of 150million citizen and recycle our Leaders. Murderer of democracy seeking for a democratic position. Only what u enbrace will come to u. Buhari, Babangida et al for Democratic President in Nigeria, mba, no, tufiaka, impossicant, lae lae o, ko se se, babu.

We need another new breed.

New breed like Ibori,Alemaiyeswateva,igbenedion,Akala,tinubu,fayose,e.t.c

waht is her saying that she brodah come house dance smut criminal watchin ova he kids.............................................WTF*we all can spew shit if we want to,she did hers,I did mine and u can do urs!!!

ooman: As an atheist, I of course disagree with the existence of spirits whatsoever.

But as a yoruba person, I love and want to learn more about Ifa and other Yoruba Gods. I must confess that I know more about the Jewish monster called yaweh and the Arabic vampire called allah.

I disagree with the veracity of money ritual because it cannot be shown to logically be true without belief in some spirit system

It involves frauds/death of one person for wealth of another, I know Eledumare to be a good God, He will not allow that.

Irumoles cannot be proven to exist.

Therefore, there is nothing like money rituals, only hard work pays.

You remind of the proverbial he-goat that has been doomed to be destroyed

Very boring thread.who brought such to front page?what else do you have to say on these bush clans who claimed they once had kingdom**walking into the daylight**

gluv01: Haven't listened to his songs before. The other picture, did he rap with 2pac?

Mumu!!!!!!!no b tupac,na Micheal jackson

Once its not in Lagos or anywhere around my zanga,I don't care wherever is bombed in the North

How do I comment on this kind of topic.all these Bokoish attitude don tire me sef

**Passing by**So he really predicted it**Moving on to the next thread**

For the record!was the first to comment

I think you got it wrong.what goes on behind the bedroom door is too big to imagine.Heard about a girl who was a virgin on the front but gets knackered in the shithole.A foolish Banker fell for the peehole virginity ish and thought he had met a decent girl.if you fall a victim,I bet you won't tell

***Dancing Azonto***First to comment!!!!!!!!!!Front page plsssssss

Sincere 9gerian: "Now he's the mouthpiece of the same people who makes the life of Nigerians more difficult"

Did you just utter that gibberish? What do you mean by "Now he's the mouthpiece of the same people who makes the life of Nigerians more difficult"? Perhaps you were refering to Fashola and Tinubu who may be making "the life of (Lagosians) more difficult" (according to you)

In case you were refering to the govt of GEJ, I'm sorry you'r WRONG. Besides the increment of fuel price, which was by the way, inevitable, your comment is BASELESS and SENSELESS. About the fuel price increase, that was inevitable as it would HAPPEN over and over again, except crude oil price comes down. As long as crude oil price is increasing, ANY govt in power will inevitably increase fuel price. The reason is, fuel is a commodity, like any other commodity.

Beside the fuel price increase, I dont see how the following has "made life more difficult for Nigerians":
- revival of the rail transport system
- YOUWIN
- graduate internship scheme
- SURE-P women and youth empowerment scheme that employs 5,000 unskilled persons per state and pay them monthly stipends for 5hrs per weekdays work.
- Airport remodelling and Aviation reforms
- Building of cargo Airports
- Construction of Almajiri schools
- Massive road rehabilitation, re-construction and construction
- Agric reforms including new ways of distributing fertilizers and farm inputs that ensure farmers receive subsidized farm inputs DIRECTLY
- Ongoing power reforms and privatisation
- Creation of 12 new federal universities
- Increased funding for federal and select state higher institutions
- Rehabilitation of federal unity colleges
- Local content law in oil and gas
- Empowering local contractors by giving them every contract worth N5billion and below
- Credible elections
Etc,etc

If anything, ALL of the above, are and will make life better for Nigerians.

Most times, critics turn BLIND eye to all of the above, while at same going on and on about corruption, corruption and corruption. Well, if you like, you can build another twin towers with the word- corruption- but the FACT is that corruption has existed since 1960 and is ALWAYS an easy tool for those who want political power through the back door. Therefore, no one should be bothered about the NOISE by anti-corruption e-warriors.

What matters, as far as I'm concerned are CONCRETE things, listed above, that affect the lives of ALL Nigerians DIRECTLY.

By the way, GEJ became president in mid 2010, after the death of Yar Adua. So you alone know how you calculated your 4yrs. All LIARS, except they repent, have comfortable seats reserved
for them in the hottest part of HELL

You are either senile or senile for you to run your brain in such an unintelligent manner.its so unfortunate your kind has access to free MB.

vivacious vivi: Damn! RIP Bro. Never even heard there is a sport called Mixed martial arts

Trust igbos!!!!!!they can smell money in peehole

Sunny_bobo: RIP BLADE, Hard Blade. Highly dependable and loyal alumnus of UNIZIK. Jee nke oma nwanne, You'll be missed!!

The movies I watched when growing up especially the bruce lees and indians'.this is just the right time for another igbo brother to continue his legacy and go back to that place and regain the title he lost and beat the 'killer' black and green.Igbos are known are known to be fearless.how I wish I was igbo****thinking****

Keneking: Igbos are doing well...

Yeah!!!they are doing real good.*****continues sipping apari*****

tpacalipse: What a fking question.

The post didn't ring your phone.there was no compulsion to drop a comment

Pls just curious to know if anyone of you can take a bullet for your lover

masonkz: What are you afraid of? A reminder that you'll be gone someday? Get a hold of yourself. I'm not as frustrated as you.

We are all going to pass to the other side someday dude!that's a fact.Come to think of it,why not start walking around naked since we came naked and go back naked!I think such things would make sense to your kind.I have a whole lot of ideas that you could actually start using with that demented old fellow you claim to support.