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Life is not always straight!

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I need a brain for President Buhari

Badt gurl. U are a really badt gurl and I like u for that fact.hope I really get to know the badt gurl more cos I am d badt guy u have been missing.

raayah:
It depends on your relationship, if your partner is comfortable with it, go for it.

For all of you metioning me... Guess what, I MASTURBATE and I dont give two flying pigs.

Let me be

For the ladies.. Lie down on your bed tonight and spread those legs (sorry if you are on your period ).
Use your fingers to find the spot.. (once you find it u will know).
Now stroke it in circular motions..
Keep going, it feels like you want to pee, just keep going.
You will get to that sweet sweet land....

You're welcome

Nonsense too dey make FP this days. Y u no show us pics of the dead before they were killed

Mega005:
. Illogical conclusion


The good news is that u guyz will wail till 2019..


Yes he is an independent candidate, we voted for him not APC..

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Werey ni cramjones yi sha! Na by force to write?

Iranu! !!!! Abasha

A reflection of collective insanity as a nation.

juliusjulius:
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initially I tot it was joke but now I think u need help ASAP. Send ur account details and let me help u. I will forward it to fashola maybe he can help u with some change out of the borehole or website money

I have said it before!oshiomole is about going mad.this is the pre stage to total insanity

cococandy:
Thanks

Wish I could get to know u beyond this forum.

Pls inform us about anybody in your lineage whether dead,alive or missing as accomplished as the Shepopotamus. Plus do us a favour by uploading a pic of your mum for clarification. Who begets a MadCow1 if not a cow with the same trait.dont see this as an insult cow but I just wanted u to see how stupid u re for lacking home training.

MadCow1:
The Photo caption should read: GEJ takes Shepopotamus to her natural habitat..








**Runs from Thread before TANists arrive.. **

Nigeria is so blessed with innovative mad men!Now I am sure we really all need to b psycho - evaluated. The is a complete case of madness in raw form

worksmart:
Fela was a great man!

Those who doubt that Buhari was secretly removed on the 9th of June 2015, by a coup ordered by the U.S. should remember this post when the coupist running the country with the collusion of the VP Osinbajo, Tinubu, Oyegun, Lai Mohammed and all other APC members who are currently giving televised media interviews.

I say remember this post because the deception of Nigerians can only go on for so long soon Buhari's disappearance would need to be explain with one story or other.

We do not know what story they will use to cover up Buhari's overthrow, they will have to come up with one because two key dates are approaching that would expose Buhari's absence from the seat of power.

a) September 25th - UN General Assembly
b) October 1st - Independence day

Most likely, between now and September 25th the coupists would come up with a credible story why Buhari can not remain as president or they may simply extend the deception with a reason he could not attend those 2 events.

The first option would see US stooge Osinbajo sworn in as president in time for him to attend UN General Assembly as Head of State.

Most likely he would also immediately appoint ministers.

If the second option of explaining away his absence at UN General Assembly to extend the deception, is chosen by US controlled coupists, then please start preparing for massive bloodbath as US is likely to use Boko haram as an excuse bomb Nigeria back to the stone age in the process of breaking Nigeria up into several weaker nations as occurred in the old Yugoslavia.

Nigerians please make plans for bloodbath.

America could not allow Buhari to scatter their plan to balkanise Nigeria using Boko haram.

Quote share and book mark this post, so that you can evidence to others when things turn out as I predicted.

omojoshy:
Vomiting Blood because of 'RUNS' ?

"Oro ti owo mada saiye afaimo kowo owo leka (The problems money ll cost on this earth, I doubt if money can handle it)

can't u just pretend to have brain for once? The only thing I know that has more sense that your comment is a 'pencil'.Inanimate element

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cococandy:
Even if this story is a lie, it could happen.

Wouldn't you rather be careful?

JT Apart!u re such a pretty damsel!

After push ups and holding snake like a snake charmer dem still show u say u re inanimate. Shioor, keep doing press up on. Werey General

Nigeria and their aggressive attitude. Simple question and all I get is this venom. Abeg,e no reach that one na.

U don't need to attack my personality. Am only asking an innocent question. Mayb there are awards she won that I don't know of. My layman understanding of Multi means more than one.

Sometimes I wonder if the Musician in question is not just being overhyped about her award winning feats. She has only one unpopular awards and yet they call her multi award winner. I need clarification. The only award i could find online were: Prix Constantin 2008 and a nomination at French Music Awards Victoires de la Musique for 'Female Artist of the Year' 2011.

Sometimes I wonder if the Musician in question is not just being overhyped about her award winning feats. She has only one unpopular award and yet they call her multi award winner. I need clarification. The only award I could find online were: Prix Constantin 2008 and French Music Awards Victoires de la Musique nomination for 'Female Artist of the Year' 2011

Whoever initiated that poll has no brain. To me such a person is inanimate, a non living thing. He is no more than a biro,stone,pencil or sanitary pad to me. HE DEFINITELY DOESN'T EXIST

I tot kashamu will repatriated and FFK jailed once buhari assumes power. Just when APC goons tot they had seen light at the end of the tunnel,they didn't know it was a coming train.

Madness abounds in APC!! Sacking a non existent board is the height of all cluelessness.

Too much porn download from unverified sites. E good as God catch u

AFEEEECCCCEEEEE! ! SANGE! ! I DEY OBSERVE IN 10D

I Don laff tire sote I shit for pant. Nigerians can make cheese out of kola

Kk

Sometimes when my mum is not around,I go to the bathroom,grab a soap and self-service myself pretending I am f**king a b**ch

with the rate of bad news coming out recently since buhari has been sworn in.................Let me keep my thought to myself.i don't want wahala from his fans

Phhconnect:
The only sensible post.

Thanks for aknowledging. Nigeria Police are the most Vindictive bastards in the world and am so bitter that some people will believe people are gay cos they found condom in their possession and refuse to invite bitches to their party.

This is a clear case of frame up .How does having condom in ones pocket translate into being a gay. I have had parties in the past with no female presence;does that make us a gay. I use to steal wraps of codom from my uncle's room back then in secondary school that I would later sell or dash to my friends.stopped when my dad checked my bag behind my back and retreated more than 50 pieces of condom.i was not a gay then,now or ever will I b one. THE POLICE ARE JUST IN THEIR NORMAL WAY OF BEING MISHIEVOUZ. AND NIGERIANS ARE JUST BEEN SILLY FOR BELIEVING THAT CRAP

And if GEJ is not the genesis of the woes listed and if u have been celebrating those who laid the foundation for those woes viz-a viz OBJ, GMB and all other renowned criminals like Jagaban ameachi and other thieving governors like aregberascal and ameachi,may sango and obatala do a colabo strike u

Damalex4luv:
Jagaban pls say that again to the ears of Tanoids... They truly knows that but because of the fact that they are bigot and full of hatred they'll never admit.
I know they will soon come castigating you. But never mind them he is their only son that will be remember in the history of the country for making his stand despite the fact that he truly wants change after seeing the decay and rot that the present admistration have inputed into this country.
If you happen to buy fuel price at a higher price today and you still continue to call Jonathan a hero may God purnish you
If you enter transport at a more higher price and still calls Jonathan a hero may God purnish you
If you don't have at least a 12hours electricity at your home or place of work and you still calls Jonathan a hero may God purnish you
If you have graduated for a couple of years now and still on the look out for a job and still calls Jonathan a hero may God purnish you