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cold: Can someone please explain to me like i'm a 6 yr old. What exactly is wrong with sleeping/meditating in a coffin?

Notin is wrong Mr Cold!!Goin by d antecedent of your fore-fathers who slept on trees,I tink u can do beta by slipin inside d coffin made by trees

masonkz: I kinda like this guy, and the fact that he's realistic, and has no fear of anything, including death.

Get ur coffin dude!!U cud dig a hole also to make it more creative!!!FOOL

obadiah777: I CAN OFFER A SOLUTION. WHEN YOU SLEEP YOU HAVE HEMODYNAMIC ALTERATION. THE HEART BEATS SLOWER AND DOES NOT BEAT SO HARD ( CHRONOTROPIC AND INOTROPIC COMPROMISE ). NUTRIENTS DONT CIRCULATE SO MUCH AROUND THE BODY. YOUR BODY HAS SLOWED DOWN CONSIDERABLY. NOW IF YOU HAVE A NIGHTMARE AND YOU PANIC AND WANT TO MOVE QUICKLY, THIS QUICK REACTION TO A NUTRIENT COMPROMISED BODY FURTHER CAUSES A CRASH IN YOUR DEFICIENCY THEREBY PULLING YOU IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO. THIS IS THE SENSATION OF BEING PUSHED DOWN WHEN YOU WANT TO GET UP. THIS IS EXACERBATED IF YOU ARE AN ANEMIC PERSON WHO HAD COMPROMISED BLOOD SUFFICIENCY TO START WITH
* PLEASE DONT HOLD ME TO THIS EXPLANATION. I AM USING MY COMMON SENSE TO TRY TO EXPLAIN IT LOL *

Fire for your mouth!!!I know u very well.You don't have much stuffs upstairs so next time quote the site you copied it from and stop forming too know

Did I not just see UNN?Where else can he choose the school from if not the area that voted for Jolatern and not PDP***smiles mischievously***Let him appoint him as a gateman in any of the southwestern university and see if hell will not let loose..

Nigeria Security and Civil Defense Corps, NSCDC, has finally replaced Mr. Obafaiye Shem, the man who postulated the “my oga at the top” mantra, as commandant of Lagos State Command. He was replaced by Mr. Adesuyi Clement from Oyo State Command. The Commandant General of NSCDC, Dr. Olu Abolurin, who was in Lagos weekend over the alleged killing of two of his officers by some policemen, introduced the new Commandant to journalists. However, he did not give reasons for Obafaye’s removal but sources hinted that it may not be unconnected with his recent interview on Channels Television live programme. Before now, authorities of NSCDC have denied taking any disciplinary action against Mr. Shem over the said interview. Their reaction followed claims that Shem had been sacked on the orders of the Minister of Interior, who supervises the NSCDC. Shem’s ordeal started when he appeared on Channels Television morning programme ‘Sunrise’ and when asked the NSCDC website he said:

“Hmmm, the website is, excuse me, my Oga at the top knows the website”. He again, cleared his throat and said: “My Oga at the top is working on the website and I don’t have them”.

cyrexx: Another funny question from a Nigerian Christian after his trolling / irrelevant post has been appropriately thrown to the dustbin.

This is not a Question,it is an accertation.your so called belief is towards destruction.wait till a smaller god agent like dose witches and wizard in your village get hold of you then you will know nigeria is not in Asia.Abi you and your fellow ignoramus don't believe that too.heheheheheheh**Laughin pitifully and sipping alomo bitters**

2sa2: so because she is cheating she has become a pros titute?

What else can you call her!!!!she is a prostitute even a lesser being compared to 1

Exponental: I dont check her inbox, I kind of mind my biz.

If you don't stop that attitude,you might get yourself killed soon

quality01: I will honourably quit immediately without given her any reasonz.

You don't have to do that!!!!!!it wouldn't teach her lesson she deserves

The best is to pretend as if notin happened and use dat info as a tool to dis-engage later on.Meanwhile I will intensify oiling the hole gidigidi

The best is to pretend as if notin happened and use dat info as a tool to dis-engage later on.Meanwhile I will intensify oiling the. Hole gidigidi

You checked your girlfriends text
message or inbox and saw a text
from a guy which reads
YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS..
IT WAS A NICE TIME WITH YOU, NO
GIRL HAS EVER TURNED ME ON LIKE YOU
DID...
WHEN DO U PLAN ON LEAVING THAT
IDIOT BOYFRIEND...
I LOVE YOU.
*HOW WILL YOU REACT?

GOAL!!!!!!! 1-2, LM10 has now scored against EVERY La Liga team in one season.Lionel Messi (Barcelona) v Celta Vigo

GOAL!!!!!!! 1-2, LM10 has now scored against EVERY La Liga team in one season.Lionel Messi (Barcelona) v Celta Vigo

ijebabe: When did this become a tribal war?

In case you are lost, there is a politics section with a subsection for tribalists.
Thank you.

The topic was never aimed at painting any tribalistic pictures but the fools got the wrong picture.some people need to be cautioned

With a goal against Celta Vigo on Saturday, Lionel Messi can become the first player to score against every Spanish league opponent in consecutive order.

With a goal against Celta Vigo on Saturday, Lionel Messi can become the first player to score against every Spanish league opponent in consecutive order.

[quote author=mainman7]Who is achebe but a bloody liar that twisted history. You are a fool just like oda igbos who always think they r d wises,and a bloody senseless liar like achebe,twisting history. igbos like u r d Genesis of d problem of dis country,traitors who spared their greedy leaders in January 29,1966 Coup.The civil war would not have happened. Yorubas don't betray, ur useless father azikwe started d betrayal think when Awolowo helped him to d top and he didn't fulfill his part of their agreement.igbos must apologise to Yorubas now!d YORUBAS are already uniting and getting ready u people.igbos or hausas, what u want is want u shall get from us,Peace or War![quote]Hello dude.I understand where you are flowing from.its a pity peeps like you hang around social media forum that your empty skull cannot accomodate.the last time I checked ludo and whats still exist,you can get a better life by indulging in those rather than making a fool of your self here

You are very wrong.it is because today youths are empty and shallow

If you are a youth and you don't know who achebe is but you Know skalleymental and davido then its a pity.you are part of the lost generation.

'll never stop singing dirty songs -Saint Janet

To Omotoyosi Kayode Iyun, popularly knownas Saint Janet, singing vulgar lyrics in Yoruba and the controversies that come withdoing so have become a part of her life, as she reveals in this interview with 'Nonye Ben-Nwankwo
You always perform every weekend. How do you cope with the home front?
I can't really say how I cope. It is just the grace of God. It is not by my might. It didn't start today. I have been doing this kind of job right from the beginning.
When was the beginning?
It was 14 years ago. I have been in this business for a long time.
In these 14 years, have you never felt like quitting?
I enjoy what I'm doing. If I weren't enjoying myself, I would have felt like quitting. But since I am happy, that issue hasn't come up at all.
I learnt you were a chorister. Which church was that?
I'm a Christian. Anyway, I'm a member of a white garment church. I was a chorister in the white garment church I was attending.
So you moved from being a chorister to a highlife/juju singer.
I didn't really move like that. I was a back-upsinger at first. I had a boss. His name is Los Kenge. He was very popular in Abeokuta. I spent about three years with him before I went solo.
Why did you go solo?
My master (boss) felt I was very okay. It got to a time both of us became the lead vocalists. Nobody could differentiate between us because we were doing same thing; so he decided it was time I went solo.
Why did you choose 'Saint Janet' as your stage name?
It was this same boss that gave me the name. Those days, I was and of course, I still am a very shy person. Then, whenever we weren't doing anything, I would just be on my own. I would sit quietly and not bother talking to anybody. People would be complaining because they knew I wasn't likethat on stage. They would say I usually behave like a quiet person but would turn toanother thing on the stage. My boss would tell them to leave his 'saint' alone. He would call me Saint Janet. So I decided to stick to the name when I left him.
But somebody who hasn't seen that quiet side of you might just conclude that you are very wild. Doesn't it bother you?
It doesn't bother me that much. It shows that I am very good at what I do. It means I am entertaining people greatly. I weigh my level in the industry with what people say about me.
You used to play in private parties alone...
Oh yes. But I now play at public gatherings as well. You cannot sing songs for a weddingat a burial. I know the songs I have to sing on different occasions. I know what to sing at different times.
But all your songs are lewd. You are basically known for singing lewd songs...
(cuts in) Not all my songs are vulgar. I know that more than 70 per cent of the people who have listened to me feel that way. But itis not true. I am talented. I am gifted. I am an all rounder. I give you what you want. There are some shows where you will not hear me sing lewd songs. It all depends on what the people want. I give them what theyyearn. I do gospel as well.
You? A gospel singer?
(Laughs) Of course, I sing gospel songs. I know it is unbelievable, but there is no singer that will say he/she did not sing gospel at one time or the other. My case is not different. And like I said, people ask me to play the lewd songs, especially at private parties. They invite me especially because ofsuch songs and I play such for them. I also play lewd songs at clubs. But I wouldn't really sing such at open parties.
You must have had many advances, especially before you got married...
Oh yes. I have my talent, I have the ability to sing. But what I sing is entirely different from my way of life. I am not a loose woman.
Can you allow your child to listen to your songs?
I can only allow him to listen to them when he comes of age. My baby is just four years old. I will not allow him to listen to it for now.
You are also known as the General Overseer of Sinners' Chapel, Saint Bottles Cathedral. Where did that come from?
My fans made me their GO. When I am aboutto start a show, I start with slow songs. My fans say I always put them in the mood to drink more. They said my songs make them to feel okay.
It was reported some time ago that one of your colleagues, Yinka Ayefele, said he was praying for you. How do you feel about that?
I have not heard about this. But I played for Yinka Ayefele two weeks ago. But if anybodyis praying for me, I am grateful. So it makes me know that I am in business. If people don't like me, they will not pray for me. I am not offended.
Your CD was banned...
That was long time ago. I was able to weather the storm. But the banning of my CD made me popular. Now, virtually everybody knows Saint Janet. The same government officials that banned my songs listen to my music. I don't want to mention names but I play for them. They invite me toprivate parties and I perform there.
You haven't come up with another album yet?
My album will soon be ready. It is coming out very soon and I titled it 'Surprise'. I wantpeople to sit back and ask themselves if this person is really Saint Janet. I want them to wonder how I was able to sing like this. That was why I titled it 'Surprise'.
It was rumoured that you caught your husband in bed with your daughter.
I say it again, there was nothing like that. It didn't happen. I don't want to talk about it again. I don't know who came up with that story. It was actually the reason I moved from where we were staying. But I ask, who is this daughter? I don't even have a daughter. I see it as the work of detractors. I felt so bad initially. But then, when the rumour was on, that was when I was getting a lot of invitations to come and perform. So Ihad to immerse myself in my work. I have put the detractors to shame.
Why did you get married to your manager?
(Laughs) He was never my manager. That was the story that was going on as well. My husband has his own studio. He plays the guitar. There is nothing bad in your partner assisting you once in a while. He was never my manager. He was never a member of my band. He is a sound engineer who has his own studio.
Does he complain about your lewd songs?
My husband doesn't complain at all. Back then when I would be performing, I would look back and he would give me a sign to ride on. He would see that people were enjoying the music, so he would encourage me to go ahead.
What of your parents, especially before you got married, were they in support of your kind of songs?
They said the same thing as my husband. They reasoned that if people out there were enjoying themselves and feeling happy because of my songs, who were they to stop me? They were okay. My parents were disciplinarians. My father was a school principal and my mother was a headmistress. But they know that people love me. Initially, they didn't support this, but they saw how people love me and they had to give their support.
Tell us how these lewd songs came about? What really gave you the boldness to sing like that?
I have been doing this with my boss. But when I started, I thought I would start with gospel songs. However, I decided to start with something more challenging. I wanted to do basically juju music. I wanted to perform like the male musicians. People used to commend me that I don't perform like a woman. So, when I realised that my boss' fans were like my fans, I decided to give them what my boss was giving them. And as we would be recording such shows, ifit got to the point where I would need to start playing vulgar songs, I would tell my sound engineer to pause and not record thatbit. But somebody noticed me and he came to me and told me that I should record that song for him because that was his best. And just like that, I realised that people really love it and I started doing it more. I don't have any regret. I know that people are criticising me because I am a woman. If I were a man, nobody would complain that I am singing obscene songs. But I was determined to sing like a man and I got it and I am not bothered.
Do you know that your songs do put the men, even women, in a sexual mood?
I know. But that is not bad. People tell me that when they are troubled, they play my CD to relieve tension. I think it is better to be in such a mood than to be worried and think about life.
Do you practise what you sing?
In this life, there are people who 'say and don't do' and there are people who 'do but don't say'. I am in the group of people who 'say but don't do'. I can only sing, but I don'tpractise what I sing. I told you that I am veryshy in real life and that is not a lie. I am so reserved. I never knew I would get to this level that I am now. Many years ago, there was this album that I did, but the person who would have been the marketer (I don't want to mention his name), was asking for what I couldn't give him.
What was he asking for?
He was asking for sex before he could market my CD. But this is not the first time such is happening. It happens in every industry, including the film industry, and even the banking sector.
Why didn't you sleep with him? Would it have been a big deal?
Ha! I couldn't have. It couldn't have been because I sing vulgar songs that he suggested such. In fact, there was nothing lewd in that album. Immediately he asked for sex, I left his office without saying goodbye.
As much as you are known and appreciated by your fans, don't you feel bad that we are yet to see a younger person who wants to sing like Saint Janet...
Everybody wants to sing like me now. Initially, it wasn't like that. There was a time it was so bad because of the stories flying around me. But it has changed. People want to be like me. But then, I am not advertising sex. I am not calling on people to come and sing like me. I am not telling people to comeand learn how to sing lewd lyrics. But when people see that somebody is doing great, they want to be like the person.
Do you have friends?
I have lots of them but I really don't go out much.
Can you tell us categorically the status of your marriage?
My marriage is intact. My marriage has not broken up. Detractors know how to ruin and tarnish peoples' images. They have their reward. As for me, I am doing what I know how to do best and I am getting the reward. I am okay. I may not be rich, but I am very comfortable. Let them continue.
Can there ever be a time when we will see a transformed Saint Janet who will never sing lewd songs again?
I don't think there will ever be such a time. In this world, we are all sinners. I am not the first person to sing this kind of songs.
People do see you as a lover of sex. Some even tagged you a lesbian at a point...
Oh yes, when I was in the UK, it was rumoured that I was sleeping with a popular female promoter. But I didn't know where she was staying. I got to know her through a friend of mine. There was nothing sexual in the relationship. It was the same way they said stuff about my husband. Such stories fly all the time. That is the cross I have to bear as a celebrity. Like I said, I don't have any regret that some people do criticise my songs. Even if I sing gospel, some people willstill criticise. Some people out of jealousy and envy will always find something bad about my songs.
Do men still 'toast' you?
It is very normal. My uncle used to say that ifmen don't toast his wife, it means his wife is not sociable enough. Men ask me out a lot but I know myself. It is left for me to refuse or accept and I always refuse.
What if your husband wants you to stop singing lewd songs?
If he didn't want such songs, he would have stopped me long ago. But now, I am unstoppable.

I have no love for fools.kip on takin it dudes!!!!Wen u end up mad or dead,I will drop a flower @ ur grave

I have been dating my girlfriend for 3 years but she still can't pick calls whenever am around her.Recently I saw a message on her fone where she was exchanging emotional messages with her Ex.she assured me there was no cause 4 alarm but I know there is more than meets the eye.The sad part is that I still love her so much that the fear of losin her sends jitters down my spine.

i took time to look through the caliber of people who make up the so called progressive APC and i wonder if Nigerians are not making the grave mistake of choosing the deadlier other side of the evil coin that has now become the nomenclature of our sinister politicians

Olaolufred: I VOTED THE SCUMBAG IN 2011.
BUT NEVER AGAIN WILL I BE PART OF THIS DISSAPOINTMENT.

May God punish and all dose idiots like u wu re makin us goin tru dis ish.u voted tru ur anus and nau u re regretin.

This is wat I call TKO!!!!technical knock out.dats is wat I want to b reading on nairaland.display of mature stupidity.awon agbayi

I have always knwn abati to b a bastard.I was opportuned to meet him once in RISE programme @ abeokuta in 2009 and I knw he was an ovarated fool!!he speaks frm his anus and dazz it.

***yawning***wetin concern agbero wit ovaload***goin back to sleep***

What confirmation re u lookin for again afta watchin it on al-jazera.u can simply take a cross country bus to d location to go and confirm.Its like Nairaland don't av any new tin to offer us again.U guys av to b more creative.I wud prefa a fleshy picture or an erotic story to all dis nonsense u pple bring on here.Being d first to comment.I hereby mandate dat dis topic b removed instantly

daywatcher: someone pitching for a juicy position in case APC wins in 2015

oya Sanusi, we are waiting for your response







1st to comment...Glory to Sango

U re empty

na dem sabi jare!by nau I tink d region shud av been extinct by nau by d numerous bombings!wu cares if an atomic bomb is detonated***Region of Morons***i lost my sympathy 4 d fools wen I ran to d airport wit my boxers durin last electn crises @ kano

Dis lesbians can b wicked o!My D**k is lyin fallow here and una dey help ursef!!I can certainly do more dan dat Love Machine or wat d f**k u call dat ruba stick u dip into ur c**t.I hate homosexuals