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Splitmind:
Shehu Sani is a lying ipob agent so don't believe any of this bandit nonsense

So, any Hausa man who speaks out about insecurities and bandits is an ipob agent?? Lol.
It's okay. It's a normal brainwashed effect.
I remember the early days of skull mining news here in this forum, yoloba people been dey yarn the same okoto till now... Cos it has dawn on them that skull mining is like a tradition over there in there land. No one to blame again except themselves.

GardenOfGod:
https://punchng.com/breach-of-contract-show-promoter-slams-n10m-suit-against-singer-duncan-mighty/

No Nigerian artiste will ever return the show money been paid to them.
Patapata, them go reschedule the show and he/she go come there perform nonsense and still earn bonuses or relaxations miscellaneous ( girls) following it.
Now, most Nigerians are now beginning to belive that money dey showbiz, cos before... You go see them calling some musicians yahoo boys.
I dey always laugh them.
Had it been Nigeria dey developed as it should be... An average musician supposed to dey earn atleast 10mil for a show.

KiNg0G:
This is my second time to be unlawfully arrested and taken to a police station. yesterday their defense was they heard a complaint some boys were constituting nuisance around the neighborhood so they came to perform what they call Raid. I been unlucky,I had to go get barbecue and banana around 8:30pm just to have as my dinner...I needed something light. The keke I entered on my way back I was stopped, they ask for my ID, which I didn't have on me. Buh I told them what I do for a living....just because they saw Tatoes on my hand... They put me in the back of the car along with some boys that they have already hold..I had to sleep cell for the sec time in my life yesterday.. before morning came, I gave them my statement and got bailed out by my landlady.

here are the top 7 things I observed




1) HOLD YOUR GATE FEE


you be surprised what gate fee am I talking about, are you entering a concert that wizkid and davido are performing artists with ladies twerking, no bro..it's a cell filled with lowlife criminals of different crimes.. hardened criminals..as soon as they see a fresh person about to be put inside cell.. THEY ALWAYS EXPECT YOU TO COME IN WITH MONEY. because for them survival is what they all about..and to survive they need food daily, because many of them have been abandoned there with no body coming to bail them out.

I was forced to pay #500




2) COUNTER OR INSIDE CELL YOUR POCKETS DECIDE

can you believe I was told by one slim female police clerk, that if I was to stay in the counter till day brake I have to pay #1500.
it wasn't new to me, I had only 500naira and some change left after the barbecue purchase..I pleaded with her to take it but it fell on deaf ears..some guys that came with me quickly sorted them self out and they were told to pull their bosers and sit in chair at the corner...while the rest of us who couldn't afford was taken inside cell.




3) BAil is not free

Why was I arrested? They saw me with the barbecue and banana I bought on my way home, but they still took me to the station because I had a Tatoe like who does that?.in a civilse county...I told them I was into music during my teen days, even til now, I still get called for features and mentoring.. but this police they Just didn't care to hear from me at that time....I knew they took me as a meal ticket.mthey said am a bad boy because I have a Tatoes.



4) YOUR SOCIETAL STATUS DOSENT MATTER INSIDE A NIGERIA POLICE CELL

Those hardened criminals don't care if you own 3 venzas or benz...range rover. Or if you've build an estate or operate in real estate. They just need you to maintain and follow the laid out rules.... they don't care if your a big man or not...INFACT THE MORE AJEBOYISH YOU LOOK, the weak they sense you to be. so you have to be focus, shine your eyes and behave like them.. or try to.

They say when In romans behave like the romans.



5) SENIORITY DEPENDS ON THE STRONGEST

Yes in a Nigerian cell, it doesn't matter who first came, but who is perceived as the strongest.... but the person who has been there for a week has a higher advantage than someone who just came that paid gate fee to get a place to lie down with the smell of piss and shît besides him. Why? Because no how you came in and meet 5 guys inside..those guys has already bonded since morning...gisting... telling stories and the rest. So that just came need to use your head...if not those guys will change it instantly towards you.





6) YOUR FOOD IS OUR FOOD


I DON'T think I have to explain this, is self explanatory...the cell member's has its own governing Bodies from PRESIDO TO DIFFERENT POST. so if your bail was delayed, and your people brings food for you. The right thing to do is call them to join you.. you can't just eat it Alone.
It's never done that way on my 2 experience.




7) EARLY MORNING SINGING DEVOTION


ON my 2 experience, 5am everyone is expected to wake and the morning devotion starts between all the cells in the police station trust me if it's 4 cells...the 4 cells will coordinate the morning devotins together singing praises and worship to God almighty for life...then the presido leads them in prayer.






Note: this is not to discredit the nigeria police system but for we all to come together and share and relate With our different experiences in life thanks

The way they are hardened criminals so are they innocent people who are Just arrested unjustly..

Nothing comes out as fun at the Nigeria police station.
I pray to live my life till the end without going to Nigeria police cell either by mistake or not.
Though it's almost like that in every cell but Nigeria's own na worst cos you would battling both the police people and the cell boys

shortIGBOman:
Chai, see attach by force. No be only Nwakaego. Na Nwakolo.

Since you like hacking Hausa Fulani girls pictures online to show me, better go Bashir page and see with your two eyes the full name of his wife.

shortIGBOman:
See as you dey lie. That's why I said earlier that, Igbo claim what they are not online. El Rufai Son married Senator Kazaure's Daughter. Abi Kazaure na Igbo man?

I guess na you give her the name Nwakaego na?? Lol

shortIGBOman:
Na lie. No Northerner will ever marry what we used and dumped.

But Bashir El Rufai did already and more will still queue up in line.
Igbo babes are the future.
Igbo marry Igbo
Hausas marry Igbo girls
Yolo also marry Igbo girls
SS too.
We are doing something right cos if not, no one go dey rush us while...
Magun girls still dey for oshogbo dey look for the father of their 4 kid. Lol
You wan marry contraband??
Yolo girls are contraband. Lol

shortIGBOman:
The truth pain Chukwudi well well

If I hear!
I'm proud of our Igbo women, girls and ladies.
Question is, are you proud of yours??
Lol
Think carefully before you answer cos I know you aren't. No way you can be proud of chimpanzees as babes na.

shortIGBOman:
Go ask all those IGBO Boys wey marry Yoruba ladies.

One out of hundred.
Let me tell you something, before an Igbo man gets married to your ladies, she must have spent her life savings on him.
Na just out of pity we dey do am. Lol.
And na still few and we don't brag about it cos it's useless. Lol.

shortIGBOman:
I no see anyone wey fine. See Picture of Amarachi, the fine IGBO Girl wey I recently converted to ISLAM. She dey wear Ijab always now.

This one na childish talk. Lol
Bashir El Rufai left the almighty Hausa Fulani to marry Igbo babe.
Igbo babes are the future.
Una girls must rot away in this Nigeria.
Them go soon protest why no man dey deserve them.

shortIGBOman:
As usual.
Na to Chest beat online una sabi. But in reality, it's the opposite.

Na reality I dey tell you so.
Oya, just mention one Yolo girl that is more prettier than Kim Oprah or chikwendu?? Just one please. Lol

shortIGBOman:
See the most beautiful Girl in the East 2021 edition

Lol. This one na stupidity and foolishness dey do you.
We all know the part of Nigeria with the most sagging breasts. Lol
That part where no tribe is dreaming of going cos ugliness is inclined inside their DNA.
That part where no man brags about.
That part that have the highest number of fatherless kids. Lol
The most undesirable part of Nigeria.
If you know, you know. Lol

shortIGBOman:
Compare and contrast

Drop Aisha and post Yelutunde na. Lol
Are ashamed of your girls??
You go hack Hausa Fulani picture online with Kenyan picture for me to contrast. Contrast what??
You don't see Igbo girls on Instagram the same way you see Aisha girls?? Lol

shortIGBOman:
Northern Girls beauty can only be compared to an Angel. Unlike those Ape looking, hairy women.

Mungo park, I have seen northern girls Wella, I can boldly tell you that they no fine reach an average Igbo girl.
You dey claim north north cos the they are far within your reach and that somehow makes them lustful to you.
You are a mumu man.
I still dey wait make you brag about your regional girls na. Abi una no get girls?? Lol
Bunch of chimpanzees bunch.

OBALOLA55:
CHO CHO CHO CHO CHO WHO ASK YOU

Off your wifi connected to my phone na. Tozo!
Una go just dey online dey look for problem.

shortIGBOman:
I know say, you don dey mastubate as you see fine babes.

See wetin low self esteem dey do you?? Chai! You left your region to beautify other region just to meet up. Lol.
By the way, all these people are normal Fulani elite.
Only Kim Oprah beat all of them hands down without even introducing our able ex miss Nigerians

shortIGBOman:
Nobody wants to contest in any miss Nigeria rubish. Post the so called Miss Nigeria winners and see how Ugly they all look. Beautiful ladies can only be found in the North. From Borno to Kaduna to Kano to Sokoto and other Northern States.

Have you ever heard of Shuwa Arabs, these are another species of Beauty from the North. Yoruba Girls fine too. But those good for nothing Girls from Biafra are only good for sex and dump. That's why they are in all the Brothels in the North and other parts of this Country. That's what FFK is doing with that his over bleached ex Sex slave.

Tekno used Lola and dumped her as baby mama, no noise.
Dj cuppy has been transferring from one Igbo dick to another asa asika, to tekno, to Obi yet no noise.
9ice ex wife left him for ruggedman, yet no noise.
Difference between we and you is that we don't brag about nonsense.
For una mind, ffk is a hero for being with an Igbo girl who by the way was his choice cos in the entire yolo land, ffk would never find a girl naturally light skin and pretty like chikwendu.
It's a fact!
I see you left your region to beautify Hausa-fulani just to meet up with Igbo girls?? Lol.
It's normal na. In a region of chimpanzees, one can only be proud of other beautiful creatures.
By the way, the only igbo creature who uses your women because they are cheaper and brags about them online too is Akpi ( AKA speed Darlington).
We dash am give una for free. Lol.

lalasticlala:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/2/19-year-old-man-nailed-to-a-tree-for-allegedly-stealing-radio-2.html

Africans are bloody animals and barbarians. Tufiakwa!!!
How on earth will you crucify a teenage boy to a tree just cos he stole radio??
If he come steal money, wetin go now happen?? You go nail him and his family join??
I'm not encouraging stealing or theft but wtf! Where's our humanity for Christ sakes??

lalasticlala:
Deportation and job losses due to lack of passport machines at Nigerian Embassy in Qatar



https://www.dohanews.co/deportation-and-job-losses-due-to-lack-of-passport-machines-at-nigerian-embassy-in-qatar/

I don't think we love Nigeria enough. I don't think me, you, our politicians and the whole Nigerians loves and respect the country enough. Cos if we did, we wouldn't be allowing small issues like this be disgracing us.
What kind of nonsense is this news? Common passport oo.
Aren't we ashamed in this country??
Is it money, we have it
Natural resources, we get am plenty
Population, e plenty
Talent, scatter everywhere
What is it

bloomstories:
It was a February 14 to remember as on-air personality and actor, Luciano Emmanuel Okeke in a romantically spiced up atmosphere proposed to his heartthrob, Miss Nosa Ogunsuyi on Valentine day 2022.

The love scenario which played out at the popular Jabi boat club in Abuja the nation's capital was witnessed by friends and colleagues of both potential couple.

The would-be bride who was taken by surprise could not hold her excitement as friends cheered.

Mr. Okeke went on his knees as he asked Miss Nosa's hand in marriage.

She gladly accepted the marriage proposal after which both love birds locked up in a deep long kiss.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZYGW0uKTU

https://www.statepress.ng/2022/02/oap-actor-luciano-okeke-proposes-to-his.html

Congrats to them. The guy looks handsome and the girl looks ok. Their kids go fine.
In another news, the "Oke" group in Igbo land are the largest family and extended family. Lol
We have the Okeke
Okolie
Okonkwo
Okafor
Okoye
Okenwa
Okezie and co.
I used to make fun of my friend with Okeke as surname. Lol
I love their surname though.

shortIGBOman:
Yes oo. Igbo Girls are elegant, with Yam legs.

And your girls with toothpick legs are what?? Still undesirable abi?? Lol
You know what it means that inside Nigeria, no particular tribe brags about dating or marrying your region??
Na that one be the koko.
Yam legs but won miss Nigeria 10 times in a row sotey una start to tag Silerbird Ben Bruce tribalist even though the man na Bayesa man. Lol
Na that one dey painful not Mr ibu's picture.

shortIGBOman:
The thing pain Okoro well well

Picture of Mr ibu, go pain me?? Nawa oo.
You must be really depressed or hopeless to think such.
I know that you know that them Igbo girls are elegant. You can go and dig 1out of 100 Igbo girls to replenish your self esteem.
We all know the two different color in one bleached chimpanzees in Nigeria.
When it's time, everyone will choose the prettiest who we all know where they come from. Lol.

I once saw my elder sisters DM on Facebook. Omo, I can't differenciate between Nigerian guys and Indian guys who worst pass for woman matter.
This guy was practically begging my sister for a phone number from 2017 till date. Nawa oo
The thing tire me.
One was also begging her for relationship and on top of it cursing himself to accident if he ever breaks my sister's heart.
It's funny and not funny at the same time cos the way we Nigerian guys brag online ehn, one would think we are just a country full of alpha males who understands the ethics of getting them ladies.
Please fell free to share yours....

shortIGBOman:
See Amaka Uncle.

No one NOSE tomorrow.

You no get talk alaye.
Comot for here. You are just bantering and whining.

Let me explain...
A simp is just a guy or girl who is scared of outcome. Outcomes such as breakup, divorce, quarrels, fight, decision making and co.
A simp is just someone who in his or her right mind knows the answers, decisions and solutions of his or her current predicament in relationship but rather stay muted maybe cos he or she is scared of fight or breakups.
E.g a man who knows that his girl only agrees to give him sex in exchange for money or for gift even though they are in relationship can be called a simp.
Also, a girl who persistently keep aborting for a guy who she knows will not marry her even in next life is a simp.
Please, simp is not an avenue to instigate hate against women or men but an eye opener to our good men and women who will rather hurt themselves than make a decision.
When you see a simp, encourage and help him or her. They are going through hell.

shortIGBOman:
You are very correct.
IGBO girls are the prettiest in the World. Here is the picture of Amarachi, the prettiest IGBO Girl. She recently won the contest of the most beautiful girl in the East.
Igbo too fine

That's a man dressed like a woman for comic.
You of all people should know that if there are 30% ugly girls in the east against 100%, then there are at least 80% ugly girls in your region against 100%.
We dont have time to snap them to post here cos we rarely see the difference on our day to day activities.
They say, when you go to the zoo, you take your camera with you always but when you live in a zoo, no need for camera cos you equally live with the chimpanzee though. Lol
I will send you 10k if you can translate the above proverb well??

shortIGBOman:
True.
That's why I stick to Amaka, my Eastern girl wey get bear bear for Face, bear bear for Chest and Yam legs. I love my Amaka, I will marry her soon.

Whatever you say to make yourself sleep good at night. Lol.
Beard, yam leg, ashewo and co.
Igbo girls are still number one in Nigeria.
After all, they won miss Nigeria straight 10 years uninterrupted.
Please, tell me when last your girls won anything beauty in Nigeria Lol
Least undesirable bunch.
Marriage, they are not needed, dating too, they aren't needed. You wan use Igbo girls make yourself feel better?? You don't know the difference between business class and economy??
Una wan use Igbo girls replenish the ugly girls God give una. It's wrong na.

wonder233:
Okay we get the message: you're an aeronautical engineer, we are so wowed cos thats the most high sounding profession we used to hear growing up.
Nigerians and bragging, you couldn't simply have said you were celebrating your birthday like every other person, you had to add your profession to it.
A nation of braggarts, everyone wants to brag about degree certificates, professions, traveling abroad and other meaningless stuff.
Vapid low self esteem population.

I hate people that think like you. It's his profession for Christ sakes. What do you want again?
Wish the guy well and go your way.
Apart from tribalism and religion, I think self hatred, low self esteem dey eat Nigerians up.
Most Nigerians really hate good news. Tufia!

politicoNG:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/6992099/epl-ronaldo-maguire-clash-over



Harry Maguire

Ronaldo said it once
"Once you want to see your newspaper blow up, just call my name and it's done"
No much difference between UK and America. They both feed on media.
Manchester united dragged Ronaldo from going to Manchester city just to put all the blames, woes and calamity of the club on him.
E be things. Jorge Mendes, better find a deserved club for our Mayor of Manchester, Mr cristiano Ronaldo

shortIGBOman:
Correct Guy. Since na IGBO Girl, he is trying to be extremely careful. To a ovoid stories that touch Wise Aboki.

But he left all the babes to marry that the same Igbo girl bah??
I know that you know that your girls are the least undesirable set of girls in Nigeria.
Like, nobody literally wants to end up with them. Lol.
Not the Hausas, not the Fulani, not even Igbo or SS or even some part of una. Lol
Igbo girls are the most dominating wives of all Nigerians.
I'm team Igbo girls forever. Ciao.

paulolee:
maaad o..the only thing dt shocked me here is Eto having sex with a lady in a night club without protection...
the did is done, its now time for Eto to do the right thing bcox these whites dont joke with child support..
it seems footballers are very careful wen it comes to baby mama problem bcoz it's not easy for a man like messi with such fame n wealth to get such self control n avoid such controversies..
f na person like me be cr7 or messi eeh, omo i for get at least one baby mama from each club I play against., I know myself na..
e get as person go chop better money, u go understand better why dey say moni get e own spirit..

There is literally nothing to do here except acknowledging the fact that the girl is Eto's daughter.
You don't pay child support once your kid cross 18 years of age but Eto's daughter don already clock 22.
Eto should go and claim the innocent child jare.

ariesbull:
it is a thing of shame... They do not value their women and they will die for other tribes and brag as if say na achievement


Igbo man dey even shame day he knack yoruba babe.... He no fit talk am outside to his peers.... Dem go laugh

They say, if you don't respect house, then no one will respect it for you.
Everybody looks and observe how Igbo men treat their wives and how they run back to marry from home when the time is due. It shows that we see potentials & value our women a lot.
Yoruba women also get to see online how their men swore to marry an Igbo woman no matter what it takes. If diminishes the respect everyone have for their women. Lol.
You can't be running away from your women then come online to force okoro to go and marry from the same women you are running away from. It's impossible.
If they want, they can call Igbo women ashewo from now to 2050, but na still Igbo women we the Igbo men go marry, even them too.
There is nothing anyone can do about it. Lol.

ariesbull:
dem no get shame


Dem dey use Toto brag

U no go blame them na. Lol
Maybe to knack Igbo women is like a fulfilment or fantasy to them. You can never tell. Lol. That's what low self esteem can do.
Just like Akpi (speed daringlinton) dey brag Abt yolo girls cos they are cheaper for him.
Igbos don see beauty so nothing really gets them apart from businesses and money. Lol.