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In site-D_ SEARCH UPLOAD
add below code to add a search option.
<br/><form method=”get” action=”/site_:getid-site:.xhtml”><b>Enter File Name</b><br/><input type=”hidden” name=”get-result” value=”result”/><input type=”text” name=”get-search” value=”:get-search:” size=”"/>:admin-hash-input:<input type=”submit” value=”Search”/></form>:br:<div></div>:filelist=tu,d=1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20,l=10,x=s,s=:geti-n(1):::<div class=”" align=”left”><table cellspacing=”0″><tbody><tr><td><img src=” http://t0.gstatic.com /images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_5OT2I0zV bY2OlrSeCxllXYiyVH0vCAyXx79mmZ4 7e6U_X53a1hrpAJ8″ alt=”%sn%” width=”50″ height=”60″ /></td><td><a href=”site_D.xhtml?get-n=%name%&get-file=%file_id%&get-url=%url%:admin-hash-amp:”><b>%name%</b></a><br/>Size: %size%<br/>Downloads: %count%</td></tr></tbody></table></div><div></div>:::get-search(0)::/filelist:<br/><div>site: :paging:n=:geti-number(1):, u=site_:getid-site:.xhtml?get-number=%n%:admin-hash-amp: :: :/paging:</div> Copy codeNote => change “1" in d=1 to your directory id. If it multiple id, separate with space. Example=1 2 3 nd also change D to ur search uploads page Id. »8 In site-E_ FILE STATS
:br:<div> Total Uploaded Files: <b>:ftstat-count:</b></div><br/><div><br />
Total Upload Size: <b>:ftstat-size:</b></div><br/><br />
<div><br />
Total Downloads: <b>:ftstat-dl:</b></div><br/><br />
<div><br />
Total Traffics: <b>:ftstat-dlsize: GB</b></div><br/> Copy code the file stats Shows the Total Files, Total size, total downloads etc

Now The Concluding Part »In site-F_ DOWNLOAD PAGE use the below code. It a stylish download page.
<img src=”:url-file-:get-file(1)::” alt=”preview”/>:br:<font color=”">File Name:</font><br/><a href=”:url-file-:get-file(1)::”><b>:fstat-name-:get-file(1)::</b></a><br/>:br:<center><a href=”:url-file-:get-file(1)::”><img src=”/img/1122/1122167_f231e658f4.png” alt=”DOWNLOAD”/></a></center><img src=” http://xchanger.mobi /images/disk.png” alt=”jar”/> <a href=”:url-file-:get-file(1)::”><span style=”color: #ff0000;”> Download File </span></a><div style=”margin-left: 4px;”></div><br />
<img src=” http://xchanger.mobi /images/disk.png” alt=”jad”/> <a href=”:url-file-:get-file(1)::.jad”><span style=”color: #ff0000;”><br />
[ Download File As .jad ]</span></a><div style=”margin-left: 4px;”></div><br />
<img src=” http://xchanger.mobi /images/compress.png” alt=”zip”/> <a href=”:url-file-:get-file(1)::.zip”><span style=”color: #ff0000;”> [ Download File As .zip ]</span></a><div style=”margin-left: 4px;”></div><div>File Info</div><br />
<div></div>:filelist: d=1,x=i :: File Type: <b>%file_type%</b><br />
<div></div>File Id: <b>%file_id%</b><br />
<div></div>Uploaded by: <b>%luser_upl%</b><br />
<div></div>Size: <b>%size%</b><br />
<div></div>Downloads: <b>%count%</b><br />
<div></div>Date upload: <b>%time_added%</b><br />
<div></div>Description: <b>%comment%</b><br />
<div></div> :: :get-file(1): :/filelist: Downloads Today: <b>:fstat-dltoday-:get-file(1)::</b><br />
<div></div>Last download: <b>:fstat-last-:get-file(1)::</b><br />
<div></div>Last Browser: <b>:fstat-browser-:get-file(1)::</b><br />
<div></div>Last downloader: <b>:fstat-user-:get-file(1)::</b><br />
<div></div>:br:<div align=”center”><b>SHARE LINK</b><textarea> http://ursite.wapka.mobi /site_file.xhtml?get-file=:get-file(1):

Copy the above code.

you can use any css and file categories of your choice but the above tutorial is just for you to have the idea and steps to follow on creating a wapka download portal site by stevinMorgan.

Creating a simple download portal in wapka.mobi site builder is quite easy to accomplish, jst follow this tutorial carefully.

Note that this tutorial does not include CSS stylesheet/design for the wapsite.

»1.Register an account at wapka.mobi, with your site name as your username.
»2.After registering, you will be redirected to your control panel, click and gotoAdmin Mode, this is your work area.
»3.Create seven(7) pages or site as follows
A – upload file
B – latest upload
C – Top download
D – search upload
E – file stats
F – Download page

NOTE=> the letter A,B,C,D,E,F above are the site ids.

IN SITE-A _ UPLOAD FILE
we need to create a directory/folder i.e go to edit site -> filemanager -> create a directory with name “portal”.Step 2: we need to create a file uploader(go to edit site>>file uploader). Fill the text/input areas as follows:
.1=text on button=>upload file
.2=site or text display after upload=> file successfully uploaded
.3=allow file extension=> leave it blank
.4=maximum size=> input 0
.5=style of upload =

put dis code below

<strong>File to<br />
Upload:</strong><br/>::file::<br/>File<br />
Category (please select correctly<br />
other wise may not be<br />
uploaded) <br/><select name=”"><option value=”">Select category</option><option value=”">Blackberry software</option><option value=”">java application</option><option value=”40498347″>Java Games</option><option value=”40498385">videos</option><option value=”40498414">Music</option><option value=”40498443">Nokia Themes</option><option value=”40498502">Others (pdf, swf, zip..)</option><option value=”40498525">PC software</option><option value=”40498565">Symbian applications</option><option value=”40498606">Symbian Game</option><option value=”40498642">Symbian theme</option><option value=”40498672">Wallpaper</option></select><br/><strong>File description (optional)</strong><br />
<br/>::comment::<br />
::submit::<br/>

The file category is just nt in diz Tutorial. It only work with advance uploader. Which as already bn shared in the forum.
.6= directory=> choose portal(i.e the directory we created). The file category is just a junk. It only work with advance uploader. To Learn The advance Multiple Uploader Just Check The forum It already Posted.
.6 directory=> choose portal(i.e the folder we created).
.7 then submit

IN SITE-B_LATEST UPLOAD

<div class="hr"></div>:filelist=tu,d=1,l=10,s=:geti-page(1):, n= file not unavailable,::<table cellspacing="0" class="block"><tbody><tr><td class="img"><img src=" http://wiredtechnews.com /wp-content/uploads/2011/07 /210341- file_with_virus_original.jpg" width="55" height="55" alt="%sn%" /></td><td><a href="site_B.xhtml?&get-n=%name%&get-file=%file_id%&get-url=%url%:admin-hash-amp:"><b>%name%</b></a><br/>Size: %size%<br/>Downloads: %count%</td></tr></tbody></table><br />::<div class="hr"></div> :/filelist:<br/><br /><div class="and">Site::paging:n=:geti-page(1):, u=site_:getid-site:.xhtml?get-page=%n%:admin-hash-amp: :: :/paging:<br /><form method="get" action="site_:getid-site:.xhtml">jump:<input type="text" size="2" name="get-page" value=":get-page:"/>:admin-hash-input:<input type="submit" value="Go"/></form></div><br/> Copy codeNOTE=>change B to the site id of your latest upload page Id nd also in d=1, change 1 to your own directory id. »6 IN SITE-C_ TOP DOWNLOAD
use below code for top download.
<div></div>:filelist=d,d=1,l=10,s=:geti-page(1):, n= file not unavailable,:: <table cellspacing=”0"><tbody><tr><td><img src=” http://wiredtechnews.com /wp-content/uploads/2011/07 /210341- file_with_virus_original.jpg” width=”55" height=”55" alt=”%sn%” /></td><td><a href=”site_C.xhtml?get-n=%name%&get-file=%file_id%&get-url=%url%:admin-hash-amp:”><b>%name%</b></a><br/>Size: %size%<br/>Downloads: %count%</td></tr></tbody></table><br />::<div></div> :/filelist: <br/><br /><div>Site::paging:n=:geti-page(1):, u=site_:getid-site:.xhtml?get-page=%n%:admin-hash-amp: :: :/paging:<br /><form method=”get” action=”site_:getid-site:.xhtml”>jump: <input type=”text” size=”2" name=”get-page” value=”:get-page:”/>:admin-hash-input:<input type=”submit” value=”Go”/></form></div><br/> Copy codeNOTE=>change C to the site id of your Top downloads page, directory also in d=1, change 1 to your own directory id.

You are building your squad but you are not sure about which attackers you should buy ?

Take my suggestions of the best attackers for FIFA 14 Career Mode.
How to choose the Best Attackers
In this article i will tell you the best attackers for FIFA 14 Career Mode that you should be able to use in your low, medium or large budget club.

Keep in mind that the best players for us many not be for you. It depends of your other players, formation, budget, play style, preferences, etc…

We will suggest attackers of three categories:

Best of the Best
Ideal for unlimited wallets or for who wants the best.
Best Deals

Attackers with nice potential rating and that you can find at decent prices.

Best Young
Young Attackers with great growth and that will be top players in the future.

Best Attackers for FIFA 14 Career Mode (CF and ST)
Best Attackers for FIFA 14 Career Mode
buy: GARETH BALE
Nationality: Wales
Rating: 87
Potential: 91
Age: 24

Your money is not unlimited, so Messi is out of the question. If you have a very good budget, Bale and Neymar are really good investments. Aguero is my third choice for this position.

Best Alternative: STEVAN JOVETIC
Nationality: Montenegro
Rating: 84
Potential: 90
Age: 25

If you are looking for someone a bit cheaper, Stevan Jovetic and Mario Balotelli are good choices. Both are players with great stats and they will grow a lot. If you want someone for the next seasons and even cheaper, you can try the Brazilians Pato and Leandro Damião.

Best Deals in FIFA 14 Career Mode

Best Deal: ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI
Nationality: Poland
Rating: 86
Potential: 88
Age: 25

There are lot of old popular players ending their contracts on 2014: Eto’o, Drogba, Berbatov, Diego Milito, Claudio Pizarro, Diego Forlán and Anelka. But if your club is a top team and you want to make the deal of your life, sign Lewandowski on the end of the first season.

Free Player: THIERRY HENRY
Nationality: France
Rating: 78
Potential: 78
Age: 36

Everyone knows who is Henry. He was an amazing player that is ending his career and he can do it in your club for free. Why not ? If you have a decent team, try to sign him. Don’t expect much more than one good season. Neal Maupay is the only other player that worth trying to hire for free.

Best Young Centre Attackers in FIFA 14 Career Mode
Best Promise: ANTHONY MARTIAL
Nationality: France
Rating: 63
Potential: 87
Age: 18

Do you know who is Martial? You should. He is the best player that you can buy expecting many goals after a couple of seasons in your team. Buy him now. He is worth every pound you pay for him.

Best Alternative: YASSINE BENZIA
Nationality: France
Rating: 67
Potential: 85
Age: 18

If you want someone to join Martial, Benzia is the right man. Buy him as soon as possible to pay the lower price possible. You can also take a look to other great promises: Victor Andrade (free on 2014), Siebe Schrijvers, Luciano Vietto, Jürgen Locadia, Lazar Marković, Tyler Harvey and Arkadiusz Milik.

If you want more on others like best goalkeepers ,defenders etc let me kwn.

Dear MUM,

I have decided to talk to you, to let you know my feelings.
I want to know why you did it. My story is short. I have stayed inside you for only three months. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt really protected. I know you are a special person because I ate the food you ate. I longed for the day I would see your face. Nine months was a long time to wait, but I was determined to wait. I had to be patient.

One day I heard you converse with a man about me, and at some stage you quarreled.
The man then offered you some money to get rid of me. I was happy and prayed that this meant that I would at least see you, the only person that I knew in the world.

I was WRONG.I had almost forgotten the issues until I felt something sharp pierce my tiny ear.I jerked silently and in pain, and asked you to protect me. Seconds later the object came, fiercer than before. I was being cut up, starting from the ears, then arms and legs.

It was an agonizing experience, my head was then cut off and I died. It took me a whole hour to die, a whole hour for an innocent three months human being to be murdered. I remember the whole incidence vividly and I keep asking myself, what I did to deserve that cruel death? Why me?Why did you do it to me? And why was I not given a chance to live? I know you are having a lot of nightmares. You remain guilty for the beastly act. Please explain to your God why you committed the heinous act.

Personally I have forgiven you though I never lived to see your face. My journey to back to my creator was safe and I arrived safely. I was given a red carpet welcome by an angel. I am infact,without bitterness.

I STILL LOVE YOU MUM.

#omo creative.

Former Arsenal midfielder Edu has expressed his excitement at the imminent arrivals of Alexis Sanchez and Mathieu Debuchy as the club look to bolster their bid to win the Premier League.
Sanchez is expected to complete a move to the Emirates Stadium after Barcelona accepted a £32 million offer for the Chile star, with Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger making the 25-year-old his priority signing.

Debuchy has undergone a medical ahead of finalising a £8m move from Newcastle to replace the departed Bacary Sagna - who joined Manchester City on a free transfer.

Edu spent four seasons at Arsenal under Wenger, winning two titles and three FA Cups, and the 36-year-old feels the addition of Sanchez and Debuchy can boost the Gunners' trophy ambitions.
"Arsenal are still in my heart and I still follow Arsene Wenger. I have a big relationship with that club," he toldtalkSPORT.

"If they sign them [Alexis Sanchez and Mathieu Debuchy] of course Arsene Wenger is very clever.
"Everybody knows he is good at signing players, particularly young ones, and they can give good things to Arsenal and make them better and stronger as they look to win the Premier League."

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Luis Suarezi s on the brink of officially completing his sensational transfer from Liverpoolto Barcelona after the terms of a deal worth just over €88 million were agreed on Wednesday night.

The agreement comes after a week of negotiations between the clubs, with an announcement expected in the coming days - perhaps even within 24 hours.
Barcelona have captured Suarez in a straight cash deal after agreeing to meet the release clause in the Liverpool contract he signed last December.

It is believed that Suarez will undergo initial medical examinations from Barca doctors in his native Uruguay, where he has been staying following his country's elimination from the World Cup.

Officials from the Catalan club have been negotiating with their counterparts from Merseyside in the last week over the structure of payments in the deal, with Liverpool pushing for a higher initial sum.

An agreement has now been reached and the final formalities will be completed before Suarez is announced as Barcelona's marquee signing of the summer.
Barca will partly fund the signing of the 27-year-old by selling Alexis Sanchez to Arsenal. The Chile World Cup star will move to Emirates Stadium after Arsenal agreed a package worth €40m (£31.8m) with the Spanish club.

Liverpool will now look to strengthen their squad using some of the money from the Suarez deal. The Merseysiders are on the verge of completing a triple swoop for Benfica winger Lazar Markovic, Lille striker Divock Origi and Southampton defender Dejan Lovren.

Bayern Munich sporting director Matthias Sammer has revealed the club have verbally agreed a deal for Mario Mandzukicto join Atletico Madridthis summer for an undisclosed fee.

The Spanish champions were in the market for a new striker following the departure of Diego Costa to Chelsea and they have now found their man in the Croatia international.

The 28-year-old had joined Bayern from Wolfsburg in the summer of 2012 and was part of the team that won the treble in 2012-13, while also winning the domestic double last season.

Nevertheless, he was deemed surplus to requirements by head coach Pep Guardiola following the arrival of Robert Lewandowski from Borussia Dortmund and will now continue his career at Atletico once all formalities are completed.
"There's a verbal agreement between Atletico and Bayern and between Mario Mandzukic and Atletico," Sammer revealed at a press conference.

"There's nothing signed yet but I think we can trust those words. We thank Mario Mandzukic and we will always remember the successes we have achieved together.

"He has always acted correctly and as a role model. I can only say positive things about him."
Mandzukic netted 33 goals in 54 Bundesliga appearances during his two seasons at the Allianz Arena.

How To Flash Your Nokia Phone Through USB

A lot of people often hear about “flashing mobile phones” without
knowing what it actually means.

Flashing a phone means re-
installing the phone’s firmware files, that is, re-installing the
operating system of the phone. When a phone’s operating
system files are corrupt due to incompatible applications, virus
attack and so on, flashing might be the only solution when restoring factory settings doesn’t work. Apart from this, flashing a
phone too can be used to update the firmware to a newer
version, install a cracked firmware, “wake” a dead phone, etc.

I have to emphasize that flashing a phone shouldn’t be done just
for fun as it might be useful and dangerous at the same time. Yes,
flashing a phone can wake a dead phone, so also flashing a working phone can kill it!

You should also note that flashing a contract phone such as
phones on T-mobile prepaid phone plans may not sit well with
your operator and make you lose any warranty you’re entitled to.

ALSO NOTE THAT THESE SOFTWARES
To flash your phone through usb, you need these:

i. Navifirm – to download the phone’s firmware
ii. Phoenix Service Suite
iii. Nokia PC Suite
iv. A good USB cable

1. Install Phoenix. This might take a pretty long time if you’re using
a slow computer but you’ve got to be patient

2. Run Navifirm but be sure to have a working internet connection before doing this. It connects to the internet and loads all available
Nokia phones firmwares. This too also takes a long time and
requires a steady internet connection so you need some patience here too.

3. Be sure your phone’s battery is charged to at least 50% though
flashing should take less than 10 minutes.

4. Select your phone type under Products. It is located on the
phone just beneath the battery. For example, N97′s product type
is RM-505, RM-133 for N73 and RM-596 for Nokia N8. (You can as
well check it by dialling *#0000# in standby.)

5. Wait till it loads Releases. From here, you can see all available
firmware versions. Select the latest you find there.

6. It now loads Variants, select your desired product code from
the list. You can also check beneath the battery to find the original product code.

7. Now select all the files and download. Select Download with
IDMM (Internet Download Manager) if you have it installed it on your PC. If not, select, Download with program and choose the destination folder.
8. Go to C:/Program Files/Nokia/Phoenix/Products
Create a folder with the name as your phone product type.

For example, for Nokia N97, the folder will be named RM-505
The firmware files you downloaded will then be located in C:/ Program Files/Nokia/Phoenix/Products/RM-505

9. Now run PHOENIX and connect your mobile phone in PC Suite
mode. If phoenix detects your phone automatically, skip steps
110-14.

10. In Phoenix, click File > Manage Connections > New.

11. Now select the type of cable you are using. If you are using
DKE-2, CA-53, Micro USB cable, select USB.

12. Click Next. It will find your product and say FOUND. If it doesn’t find any, you can try changing your cable type by clicking Back.

13. Click Next and then Finish.

14. Now your cable type (USB) appears in the connection list.
Select it. Click APPLY and then CLOSE.

15. Now select File > Open product.

16. A list of RM codes will open. Select your phone’s RM code.

17. Now select File > Scan Product.

18. Your phone’s firmware info will appear at the extreme bottom of the Phoenix Service Software window.

19. Now select Flashing > Firmware Update. At this point, Phoenix will automatically load the firmware files we talked about in step 8.
If it doesn’t, make sure you named that directory accordingly and
please go over step 8 again.

20. If everything up to step 20 goes well, select “Refurbish”, wait
until the “Successful” dialog box appear (DO NOT touch or
disconnect the phone or USB cable during the process). Press OK,
phone will disconnect and restart.
At the end Phoenix will tell you to disconnect your phone as the
flashing has finished butome phones may not boot up
automatically after the flashing has finished. In those cases,
remove the battery and then insert it and manually start the
phone.

Enjoy!!

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE: EXAMINATION

Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions,
questions carry equal marks)

1a) How many chibok gals were
kidnapped and state d rison for
their kidnap?(20marks)

1b) The question “Na only you
waka come was said by who and
to whom? Why dis xclamation
“chai there‘s is God oo! (15marks)

2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?(10
marks)

2b. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make ?(10marks)

3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is
N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?

SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks
each)

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,
who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who wants
to be a millionaire a day after you
guys broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept constant.

SECTION C (Answer 2)

1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding
and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D
Banj has gone ahead to print
wedding invitation cards without
an available bride. Discuss.
(20Marks)

2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)

3)Whats the name of the lady that
says "please enter your secret
number" at the ATM center of the
banks. State reasons why she was
chosen and explain too (20 Marks)

NO SIDE TALK... Get all answers
correctly & win10,000,000 and a trip to Dubai UAE

Germany booked their place in the 2014 world cup finals with a superb display also Klose made World Cup history as hosts suffer semi-final blast.

The veteran striker broke Ronaldo's record for finals goals as Thomas Muller, Sami Khedira, Toni Kroos and Andre Schurrle combined to destroy Luiz Felipe Scolari's side.

Germany scored 5 goals in the first half and finally won the game 7-1 in normal time in Horizonte on Tuesday. 8th july 2014.

Miroslav Klose broke Ronaldo's long-standing record for goals in the tournament, while Thomas Muller, Sami Khedira, Toni Kroos and Andre Schurrle all struck in a sensational performance from Joachim Low's side before Oscar scored a late consolation.

This now drops brazil to play the 3rd position play offs with the loser of 9th july 2014 game which is Holland vs Argentina.

The midfielder is trying to engineer a move from the Etihad Stadium.

Manchester City midfielder Yaya Toure is determined to leave the club this summer after developing several grudges with the Premier League champions, reports the Manchester Evening News.

After helping the Citizens to their second title in three years last season, things started to go wrong when it was reported City had forgotten Toure’s birthday whilst on a trip to Abu Dhabi.

Yet whilst the Ivory Coast international was mocked for being childish on that occasion, it got more serious when the 31-year-old claimed he was refused time off to see his seriously ill brother during the same period.

Ibrahim Toure was suffering with cancer and died shortly afterwards, with claims from his elder brother that said the English champions wouldn’t let him visit the 28-year-old taking on a very dark tone.

Now it seems Toure is ready to leave Eastlands for good due to a culmination of problems with the club, with both Chelsea and Manchester United hoping to capitalise on this.

After scoring 20 league goals from central midfield last term there are sure to be a number of potential suitors for the Ivorian, although City are understandably keen not to let one of their best players leave.

Toure joined the side back in 2010 from FC Barcelona and has since helped them win two league titles, the FA Cup and the League Cup.

Wish him the best..