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Just imagine you are given a huge opportunity to rule Nigeria for 48 hrs, what will u do 1st?

I have just wasted 320kb of MTN data opening this useless thread, 12kb of data loading the pic, 56.6 secs reading this thread. Wake up from ur dream b4 ur perents think ur dead.

A fatal accident occurred around 9.30am along Wuse Market bridge in Abuja, leaving one person dead and three others severely injured.

The cause of the accident is not yet known but many believe overspeeding could have been the major factor. The corpse of the accident victim has been taken to the mortuary while the injured have been rushed to National Hospital Garki, Abuja for medical attention.

Movie star dumelo posted the pics on his internet instagram page in pity to the situation.

"its so sad that this happened, mayb it was bad road or holes in the road that cursed it, (GANW) "goverment are not working"
don't get me wrong but am not trying to be insultive."

after some ridiculous comments from nigerians he deleted the post but i was fast enuff to copy the post.


The car was BER [ Beyond Economical Repair ] ..See photos after the cut.

na sekem em for dance na

Meet an 8-year-old schoolboy who was given a nickname ‘Jaws’ for having two sets of teeth in Leeds, West Yorkshire, UK. Like the most dangerous fish in the sea Zak Brown developed the extra set of gnashers. Such a phenomenon was caused by adult teeth that grew in behind Zak’s milk ones without pushing them out.

Zak Brown still has both his milk and adult teeth
“It did bother him. It doesn’t hurt and he has no problems eating but he would complain and wish his teeth would come out whenever they lost a tooth. He was gutted , he would try and wiggle them trying to make them come out but nothing ever happened. But he’s got used to it now,”Zak’s mother said.

Zak only lost his first baby tooth last week
Although extra teeth do not hurt and the boy has no trouble eating it is starting to affect his speech. Fortunately for Zak and his parents, the schoolboy only lost his first baby tooth last week.

The condition – known as paediatric shark teeth – can affect as many as one in ten children although it is thought not many cases are as striking as Zak’s. Often the condition do not need any treatment but in Zak’s case a visit to his dentist is extremely necessary.

If na ur pickin fa wetin u go do?

The acting governor of Taraba State, Alhaji Garba Umar, has disclosed that his boos, Governor Danbaba Danfulani Suntai, is missing.

Umar, who stated this in Jalingo during a media chat with journalists, said that he had not set his eyes on his boss, Governor Suntai, since he was smuggled into the country by a certain cabal:

"Few of my aides and I were already at the domestic wing of the airport to receive my boss but, unknowingly to me, the cabal was already waiting at the international wing of the airpot where the plane conveying my boss was directed to land.
"When I got to know that the plane landed at the international wing, I rushed to the place to receive him, but he was in a jeep which immediately drove him to T.Y. Danjuma Lodge.”

He added that the cabal, which surrounded the ailing Suntai, was holding him hostage in order to hold onto power to the detriment of his health.

He called on citizens of state to eschew religious differences and work towards unity in the state.
“I thank God this year’s sallah was peaceful; peace has returned to some of the crisis areas in the state. And I have also constituted a reconciliation committee to ensure that those who fled their homes because of crisis return,” he noted.

He assured sons and daughters of the state that his administration would continue to work to ensure that all Tarabans enjoys the dividend of democracy.

But a former commissioner for information in the state, Mr. Emmanuel Bello, told Leadership on phone that Suntai was not missing. He said Suntai was doing well and would soon return to the state.

“Since our dear governor returned from his medical trip, he has been at the Governor’s Lodge, otherwise called T.Y. Danjuma House, located at Asokoro in Abuja,” Bello said.

MeGaStReEt:
Please don't kill yourself.

Someone, somewhere love you very much and wouldn't want to lose you

when dere is life there is hope. Life is too sweet to tro away

Logicalmindy:
Another Linda Ikeji's hater.

story for the gods.

SPEEDEPITOME:
My dumbest of all time remains 'just like rice and beans, every man and woman must mix...wtf!

Some of the lines up there are good. If you fault them , then i think you have plenty of lines to take down.
My opinion though.

I need 2 packets of paracetamol.. Gush!

Number 7 i later sell am 600naira with the charger.

Airforce1:
she had better not come back to Nigeria with that "Evil" award

trust airforce. I will personally flog her to death with toothpick

Screening she get balls for chest and something for down wey man no get period. If e d pain una make una evict her comot

46-year-old Nigerian woman who recently speaks up about her immigration struggle in the United Kingdom has won an award for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals & Transgender in the UK.

Apata made history as the first Nigerian to ever win the award by beating four others.

The popular feminist and Human right activist is still struggling to get his stay in the UK after the Home Office Officials says they’re not convinced with her claim of being a Lesbian.

An online petition aimed at helping her achieve her legal stay in the UK has garnered over 350,000 signatures.

Ronke Apata claimed she fled Nigeria for the fear of death after she openly declared that she’s a Lesbian.

Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone’s’ time,’ insufficient balance’ will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. ‘Jeez! I used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes… When you go closer you discover the machine asked ‘do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

What is Doro?
Is the doro song demonic?
Read this write up & share ur views on doro song.

Listen to the song very attentively & confirm it urself.

So many people are been blinded by the tones & sounds of music nobody is even borderd to know the meaning & the words, everybody is busy singing & attaching doro to even their names, but the big question is..

WHAT IS DORO? Have you taken time to listen to this doro song? I have & i'll tel you the meaning by what the singer sang in the song.

It's a gathering of all the doro worshippers, she is a god, each of them praising & explaining how BIG, HIGH & BLOODY she is.

Now lets follow the song lyrics. The 1st singer Don JAzzy started by praising doro~boss,
doro~h igh, doro~bloody, doro gather pass everybody for the gathering, doro get money pass everybody here (meaning dat doro is richer than all of them singing). Now,for people who say doro is money,from this last words,do u think they are referring to money? Am only picking points from all the singers.

So lets go to the 2nd singer. Another praise to their she lord..doro~hot,doro~fresh, doro~flashy, doro fine pass everybody wey doro sing (meaning dat doro is more pretty dan all the singers). Lets Think nairalanders!!!

The 3rd singer started with praise again,doro na diva (diva means a queen,female celebrity,god) doro d leader (meanin doro is a leader ,as in their leader). Doro is bigger,doro is higher,so folow d leader,doro get liver she no dey tire (meaning dat they are refering 2 she,not money not fine).

Now,the 4th singer said doro bad,make nobody try doro,doro get money but lastly she said make nobody join dorobucci ooo.

The 5th singer further explained the personality of their god..doro is a kind of boss,a cheerfulgiver,doro get pass everybody wey don get before,doro fly pass everybody wey dey this plane,now from all these,

WHAT IS DORO? They hav made their point in the song,every other words they added was to confuse the listener,they now use it as a slang to everything they say becos they hav sold their soul & they belong to it. So dat's why u hear doro don Jazzy becos all are members just the way Christians call themselves Children of God.

We are at the end time! Kindly share this post & save someone. Thank you & God bless!


What do u think?

Airforce1:
she dey fine only for pictures

i kwn airforce1 shes ur nexxt door neighbour ko?

Johnfavour:
Op, u r very stupid. I am sure d guy jilt u or u are gay too that made you to be able to add him on fbk. I pity u, u neva fall for bad guys hands. U go hear ween. Moda4ka

take am personal na.. U be gay too na 14yrs be dat. Even the bible rejects and forbids it.

Grace Gelder was so fed up with the dating scene and single life that she decided to become the first person in Britain to marry HERSELF.

Grace decided to commit to the most important person in her life, ‘proposed’ to herself last November on a park bench and staged a full wedding ceremony with 50 guests. According to her, after being single for six years she had built up a brilliant relationship with herself and creating that bond with someone else seemed like too much hard work.

Inspired by the Björk song Isobel, which includes the line, ‘My name’s Isobel, married to myself’, the Londoner said the lyric struck a chord with her and it was then she decided to walk solo down the aisle.

Grace bought a dress, a ring, rehearsed vows and eventually wed in a farmhouse in rural Devon watched by her sister and friends -sealing the deal by planting a kiss on a mirror. Speaking to the Guardian, she said:

“A few did comment, in a light-hearted way, that it was a bit narcissitic. Obviously, if you have just announced you’re marrying yourself, it is plainly a statement of self-love, and I was under no illusion how self-indulgent that might appear.

But I was completely comfortable with my motivations. I’d been on a journey of personal development using meditation, dance and performance to increase my self-awareness. Included in this was a Shakti Tantra programme focused on sexuality and how this was bound up with making agreements with yourself and other people.

Sitting on that park bench, it dawned on me that a self-marriage ceremony witnessed by other people would potentially be this massively powerful means of making those agreements stick.”
Grace was wed by her friend Tiu – a celebrant – who backed her plans and said the deal would set her up for a new phase of life. But Grace suffered a case of the pre-wedding jitters only a month before the big day and had to be convinced she was doing the right thing.

Although the wedding holds no legal ground, Grace is glad she is no longer a ‘single’ lady.
She added:

“It felt like a really big deal saying my vows, which were mostly about me promising to take more risks in matters of the heart. I really don’t see it as any kind of feminist statement, but creating a wedding of this kind on my own terms felt incredibly empowering.”

my sister your case dey court!!
U get flat for hell fire.

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Donjazzy, Mercy Johnson, 6 other Successful Nigerians Who Never Went To A University.

Education is considered by many Nigerians to be the gateway to success and the passport to a better life.

Debunking this myth that one cannot be successful without a formal education are these successful Nigerians who have been able to survive life’s challenges and cross the hurdle of a formal education to become who they are today. Take a look at some of Nigeria’s most successful individuals who didn’t have formal education or complete schooling experiences.
With all these i have checked the internet and have presented the results below and their pics.
ENJOY!!


1. Mercy Johnson

Mercy Johnson, is a Nigerian actress who made her acting debut in the movie, “The Maid” in which she played the role of a possessed house help. Her performance in the movie shot her into the limelight and has acted in other major movies ever since. Mercy reveals she got into the Nigerian movie industry (Nollywood) because she failed her Jamb exam. Johnson has appeared in over 60 movies.

2.Cosmos-Maduka:

If you are a lover of cars then you are certain to have heard of the name Cosmos Maduka. He is the founder of Coscharis Group, which is the sole distributor of BMW vehicles in West Africa. He dropped out of elementary school and became an apprentice at a tender age of seven. Today he sits atop one of the biggest conglomerates that Nigeria can boast of.

3. Vincent Obianobo:

The name Vincent Obianobo might not sound familiar but you can’t help but to have heard of his transportation company “The Young Shall Grow Motors.” He is also the owner of Rockview hotels and his transport company is supposedly the largest in Nigeria. This astute businessman had humble beginnings and not much education but today, he is one of Nigeria’s most successful businessmen.

4.Folorunsho Alakija:

Ranked not only as Nigeria’s richest woman, according to Forbes ratings, Mrs. Folorunsho Alakijais Africa’s richest woman. The wealthy billionaire who as at 2012 is estimated to be worth $2.5 billion revealed recently that she never attended a university. She made this revelation at the United Nations International Youth Day held at the University of Lagos.

5.Olorogun Michael Ibru

Michael Ibru is the founder of Ibru Organization which is one of the largest conglomerates in Nigeria and head of one of the richest family in Nigeria. He is a prominent Nigerian businessman who has only a school certificate to his name, he graduated from Igbobi college in 1951.

6.Razaq Akanni Okoya:

A Nigerian billionaire industrialist, he is the founder of Eleganza Group which has a marketing span across West Africa. The lack of a proper education was not a barrier to Razaq Okoya in his quest for success. He had his only formal education at Ansar-un-deen primary School, Oke popo, Lagos.

7.Orji Uzor Kalu:

He is the billionaire founder of SLOK Holding as well as the founder of Daily Sun and New Telegraph Newspapers. He was rusticated from the university for participating in a students’ protest. The university later reconsidered its decision and he was called back but he rejected the offer and ventured into entrepreneurship instead.

8.Michael Collins Ajere (Don Jazzy):

don jazzy the prolific music producer and C.E.O of Mavin Records, Michael Collins better known as Don Jazzy is one of Nigeria’s successful Nigerians that didn’t need education to attain greatness. He was ranked the second most bankable artiste in Africa by Channel O and Forbes Africa, interesting to note is that he dropped out of Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma in his first year

Johnfavour:
Op, u r very stupid. I am sure d guy jilt u or u are gay too that made you to be able to add him on fbk. I pity u, u neva fall for bad guys hands. U go hear ween. Moda4ka

don't swallow paracetamol for my headache. Why e d pain u self u be em cousin? Wise up mumu

player007:
Can't you mind your own business? Because you have just succeeded in putting the guy in trouble. Its his Life, his Damage. Just remenber that if he ends up getting arrested, his blood will be on your hands. Whichever way he chooses to live his life is left with him and God.
All we blacks do is bring eachother down. God help us.

player wetin u sabi abt blood? As far as Nigerian consititution is concerned he has committed a huge crime, even the bible does not support gay. Mumu wise up

Her and her best frnd.

A 21 year old Business student, Daria Radionova made her £25,000 Mercedes CLS 350 2011 model even more luxurious, by covering it entirely in Swarovski crystals.

The Mercedes CLS 350 is covered in one million individual Swarovski crystals.

According to Daily mail,Each was painstakingly applied by hand by a group of workers who flew over from Russia especially for the project. They worked for 12 hours a day for two months straight to attach the diamonds, worth £20,000, to the car, She said
‘I wanted to have something unique and do something special,’The people who did it came over from Russia and worked for 12 hours a day for two months on the car. I am really happy with it and I am looking forward to driving it around. It has only just been finished and everywhere I go people stop to have a look at it. It gets lots of attention from people walking by and in cars. Sometimes I think they might crash.Everyone is taking pictures of it. When I sell the car I will give the money to charity.

Parking outside the Levin Hotel on Basil Street near Harrods today, the car drew in crowds of admiring onlookers.

A manager said:
‘We have seen a lot of unusual cars like Ferraris parked outside but I think this one has got the most attention. If you have the cash why not do it? It looks good and fun.’

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Funke Akindele’s display her asset for the AFFRIF beach party on the 4th oct 2014. She was also spotted with Toolz, Ice Prince and Rita Dominic.

rokiatu:
If I was to come back again i will pray to God not come again at all.

na so una d take fail exam.. Just answer YES OR NO , u d talk another thing

Guy no be u dem want, na your money dem no wan allow make e rest. Naija girls will run u down.