₦airaland Forum

comfortergirl:
mine is 30th april

Are you kidding me
We are mates! Happy to find you here

chimkaire:
Akpu-nwa!!!

Expected

chimkaire:
Okay...verified
Hope it's certified by NAFDAC

Who cares
Grandpa, Granny drank and never had liver/kidney/heart probs. Both lived so long.

I drink it often too and it's quite efficient. All those Chinese herbal teas, how many of it is certified? Yet they work well. Palm-wine, Garri, no NAFDAC no

Don't get me wrong oo, the certification is good but some things don't need it that much

comfortergirl:
The white lion himself

Kinihun Funfun....
Timeless

chimkaire:
My dear, you could be right. I have asked 'em to tell me the clinical name of JEDI-JEDI and no one has



And that force-feeding eeeeeeeeeeeehn

So you don't know Jedi-Jedi is pile

chimkaire:

I can't be snatched by you though, my loyalty to 'her' is unflinching

chimkaire:

Why be ''playful about it'' . And if he flares up nko Biko, make he flare

I doubt the CDs were used by him. I can't imagine how I'll do that and the CDs will get seen by any human I'm guessing they were used by a friend.
That was why I asked if the guy knows she was coming sef...

On a lighter note, condoms can be used for many other things joor

This should continue as long as these people do not want to understand Marriage isn't by force!

**sighs**

Accusations and counters, March 28 should just come and go. Tired of this silly drama

Godmother:
First off, I want to say a man cannot be snatched; is he a toy or a child without a mind of his own for him to be snatched See people lambasting Stella left, right and center for something she and Ademinokun both did willingly. But then again, that's Nigeria where women are punished for an offense while the other party gets excused.

Secondly, Helen is right. Stella really should stop changing her name so often. She's in the entertainment industry where once you make a name it sticks.

I seriously disagree with this. A man can be snatched!

myhoodlink:
Hope those involve know we have AIG Mbu Joseph Mbu in Lagos now? A word is enough for the wise. Government should try regulate the activities of those NURTW.

WTF has the Mbu been doing since he resumed in Lagos? If I'm not mistaking, this isn't the first nor second clash of this kind in Oshodi this year.
Mbu should sit up and face his job squarely!


Funny group names though:- Big London boys, Railway boys and Under-bridge boys.

soe:
ehhen...and so?

I should replace him as IG

agabusta:
NOI if you have nothing to hide, submit the report pls. The house of rep is representing the Nigerian people, even if u can't release the report to the whole country, it is imperative that the House of Rep and Senate, that re responsible for ensuring accountability of the Executive gets a chance to properly analyse the audit report of a parastaltal under their purview.

We should ask this woman what her plan is, is she planning to eat the report? She's overweight already.
Why hold on to a report should have been forwarded ever since

KidsCo is back

RIP!!
Very handsome dude

IYANGBALI:
hmmmmmmmm,I smelt lies

Your nose might be faulty

chimkaire:
Na you bring me come here oooo

Oya advise ur guy na

Crimescene:
I want to arrest my dad. he's been to bad lately. He tells lies about me. Lies and tells every one I'm a cultist. Recently, He got me arrested for getting into a fight with my elder sister. Worse off, he took me to a psychiatric hospital. What a stain to my name. I want to pay him back for all, especially what he has done to me lately. It's not funny because I really didn't do anything to deserve these things.

Why should you arrest him when you can just kill him straight?
Just kill him joor. Gun, poison, machete, anything you can think of

Did he know you'll be coming back today?

Going silent or quitting outrightly doesn't seem right to me. Is there a way you can playfully ask him and he wouldn't flare up?

Very funny

NoreenUG:
a governor building a private estate with illegally acquired land and public funds while punishing his people with embarrassingly substandard roads and white elephant priojects (8 billion naira international conference center and ecumenical center) is ur definition of performance? no wonder u slaves keep praising Tinubu as he LOOTS lagos dry while converting public lands (lagos poly) as his own.
u have been conquered by crooks, so ur sense of judgement is nil.
get lost already.

Bless you sist!
Everybody can't be wrong about this bow-legged man.
Rochas is a common thief!

chimkaire:
No light-skinned [b]womans [/b]in Naija for now

And you want we londonders to come home
Can't y'all bleach?

#no ooooofience

chimkaire:
Ogbelegbele oooooo
You are inviting someone, I know



Mr. X, when you finally see this; mbok, no ooooooooofeinse meant

no worry i go tel am say u b light skin

AmakaDNB:
Now I can pick his call

chimkaire:
System's fault, Bru.
Ama lover not a fighter



Don't hold brief for Fashola, Odogwu. I know my area's shortcoming falls into State's responsibility. Trusssssss me

That is what happens when you drink coke too early in the morning, system must mess up ni sha trussssss me too

Chim na lie ooo pekam nor dey unda Fashola joor. Haba!

chimkaire:
I don't live in Akowonjo, Mister
No oooofeinse

Then I'm telling that place looks like a neighbourhood in Akowonjo. If so, then the blame should fall directly on LG/LCDA.

No oooofeinse taken alobam, even afta quoting me thrice to say the same thing. Na u sha

chimkaire:
....and the State's are in-order? You got to know the is is LG's, how?

No, most of them are not.
Is this not an area in Akowonjo?

chimkaire:
Fashola's trumpeters have landed
If na Federal Government project now you see them bare their fangs
My street aint better either , I bet if it starts raining heavily, we gotta use skates to pass. In Lagos, it's dust and more dust...in rainy season....it's flood, muddy and slippery streets amplified



And Fashola's mouth keeps widening to his ears dragging his nose along with it
Quote me k'o gba epe le ku rere

Madam there are LG, not everything will be done by SG