₦airaland Forum

hardbody:
The guy just said what people want to hear. He will everly fvck that guy up either here or hereafter. He is a retired military man, forgiveness is not in our dictionary. Ask Obasanjo.

A whole D Mark, former Director abi chairman of National War Colleger, signal of the Nigerian army. A whole Bonaventure naim cheche assault. Cheche don enter soup bé dat.

LFJ:
Jonathan and wisdom are distance apart.

This is the moment we are to revolt! Revolution is the solution and now! These shameless people. We are such a coward! #occupynationalassembly #revolution #militaryoverthrowthesefools

The worst cartoon ever.........frehhhshies

Mum: frehhhhshies, where are you? Frehhhshies....

Mum: frehhhhshies, where are you? Frehhhshies....

Frehshies: ape ape ape,ape ape ape, ape ape ape....

Lol so annoying!

kowema:
Ur Man as in Boyfriend or Your Husband?. Let's make it clear so we know how Much ryts u av.....If the former is the case then u better shut up and wait on the lord, if he is ur husband then be an asset wife not a Liability Wife, That way u can av asking ryt..Bless you

If he give u car drive now wey una never marry or even propose, e no go sweet again na if una eventually marry. At least let there bé surprises and new different things wen una marry.

Hawlahscho:
ROTFL....., do you eat onions raw besides, you've kissed 5 times within 2 weeks, (I guess you're dating cos of kissing) now back to your issue gangan



when this happens, there are many things involved, number 1 I don't know your level of maturity and hers, that may cause it, maybe she's not that matured (not talking abt age o)

number 2, maybe anytime you kiss her, you break one covenant she has made maybe never to kiss any guy b4 marriage or so. I don't know, just guessing.

another one is that, maybe she's possessed (hahahaha) sorry for that word but it's possible.

another one is, I don't know joo, ask her strictly.

U spoke well but it just remain one thing......shes breaking her boyfriends heart and she is battling with her concience, emotion and guilt weneever she kisses u...dats why shes sobbing.

Peterken05:
How many people know you as an atheist (offline)? Family? Friends?

Do you hide as an atheist (offline)?

Do you avoid people knowing you as an atheist or avoid discussions that will lead to it?

Do you feel threatened, uncomfortable by people knowing you as an atheist?

I need your answers, thanks.

Hello, pls i'd like to ask u few innocent questions.

Did u become an aethist through inheritance/hereditry?

Did u travel over seas befor u became an aethist? Learning it as a foreign belief? I know wat ur tinking already so dont go there...just answer my question.

Are u rich or maybe u r living life or u feel u can eat wat u like and have wat u want and u feel there is nothing dat can stop your enjoyment and all, so all what u achieved is ur effort and ur government?

Are u a poor dude and u r tinking ur situation is very bad cos no one wants to help u even 'God'? So made u tink there is no God?

Are u an aethist because u r indoctrinated or becos ur friend is and u too follow suit (follow follow) as we call it here.

......
Of course u have done all research and all so dont throw up vernom cos im allergic to dat. Just simple answer as an educated man dat u are would do.

Roger out!

Code213:
And when GEJ loses?


Someone should plz tell Oga Innocent to support Jonathan privately or in his personal capacity, and not put his business in the line of politics!!! No sensible businessman does that...! Smh

Thats true o cos after GEJ another prez might f*ck up his ministry. Stay outa politics wid ya bizniz inno

benega:
Sharp cam, wats d MP

U can make money out of ur creativity by selling contents. Try and creat a web page where intrested people can pay for ur work. Also u can set a specialty for urself by snapping local or African content to sell. Good job

omenka:
Dude rocking some cool denim!! Lol

Jagaban is looking a little frail. Pray his health is fully restored as soon as possible.

God bless you for all you've done sir. I can only imagine what a uni-party system, and its attendant deadly consequences, the country would have been operating under
if not for your political dexterity.

God bless GMB

God bless and strengthen the Nigerian army.

God bless and protect our Speaker HoR.

God bless GEJ

God bless Nigeria.

Amen! Jagaban coming back frm hospital bed becos of Tambuwal defection, wat will dat change?...NOTHING. ((((((((((((((((Mofe lowo bi jagaban! Mofe ko ile bi jagaban! Mo de fe laya bi Jagaban! Abi o damo? Mojid okare))))))))))))))))))))

morbid:
What can I say?? The duo are attention seekers.

When sh*ts was hot where were they? At least there is other parties dat can spare dem presidential ticket. Let dem go and pick even 20 tickets sef...

majekdom2:
that is who is he , guy man ... he no dey form . even bounces around to check projects ... he walks freely in the midst of people just like fashola ... how many times have tyou seen jonathan walk on the streets ... bro , he is very ok , he may seem not ok to some peeps anyways.

Good to hear this. Btw u dnt expect a president to bé walking anyhow, even Obama dnt just go anywhere. I biliv even if Amaechi ws to bé a president he wldnt bé going to anyhow places cos if anyting happens to him all his security details are in hot soup. Tnx for d clarification sha, i love simplicity and a touch of arrogancy so nobody take u for a ride. #Jona2015

majekdom2:
that is who is he , guy man ... he no dey form . even bounces around to check projects ... he walks freely in the midst of people just like fashola ... how many times have tyou seen jonathan walk on the streets ... bro , he is very ok , he may seem not ok to some peeps anyways.

Good to hear this. Btw u dnt expect a president to bé walking anyhow, even Obama dnt just go anywhere. I biliv even if Amaechi ws to bé a president he wldnt bé going to anyhow places cos if anyting happens to him all his security details are in hot soup. Tnx for d clarification sha, i love simplicity.

ruffhandu:
A day of reckoning indeed will come, albeit to everyone.
Amaechi has actually gone off handle and has belittled himself before people like me, who only participated in the last election for his and Jonathan's sake, by some of his unbridled utterances.

He attended a convocation somewhere in PortHarcourt recently and told the crowd that he did not come to deliver an address as invited, but to incite them to rise against the president

It is sickening. He may need to be mentally evaluated so we don't keep assuming all is well with him.

To say he has lost all sense of decorum is not out ouf place. Inasmuch as he doesn't give heed to third party advice, people close to him should make efforts to caution him.

Talkativeness is not a mark of bravery, but the opposite

Dat amaechi guy shld really bé checked. My dstv sub expired and i was not wit my token to do online subs, so d only channel for me to watch is channels tv and dat was wen dey had APC rally on. I decided to watch it and saw for d first time any rally recently bé it APC or PDP. On watching Amaechi speaking to d crowd u cld tell d guy is high on something very seriouse weda its cocain or sapele water (ogogoro) i no even know. D guy cldnt av full control of himself as he was just loosing his balance and jumping here and there especially wen he wanted to sit, he just jumped on his seat and was just calm, u kno dat situation where sitting down is his only saving grace....really amaechi shld bé checked or is dat his natural body language? #deadcurious

Hbd gallant. Soja

ejlee:
Story for the gods, i wish Nigeria and South Africa should just go to war to end this power struggle but jonathan should let me know wen ever he is ready to fight South Africa so that i can move to Ghana

Then Ghanians will come on dis forum and make morkery and insult u and ur country. Good riddence to bad rubbish. Except ur a Ghanian sha...

EroZA:
lol

Then Ghanians will come on dis forum and make morkery and insult u and ur country. Good riddence to bad rubbish. Except ur a Ghanian sha...

NgeneUkwenu:
Should anything happen to any of the honorable members or anybody at all in Edo State, jonathan and Tony Anenih should be held responsible.

Miss Ngene!

I see u got a strong dislike for jonathan, no wonder u can insult Nigerian army and seeing no good in them. And mind u i'm apolitical. Stand on objectivity instead of follow follow other peoples negetive emotions.

timmilehin:
So u copy one full page because of the jagajaga you want to write. If i e-slap you now. dem go say i wicked. oya retun aunty ogechi phone back to her. u wan finish the 5 mb wey etisalat dash her..

Nor bé only anty ogechi na aunty okereke. *sets e-shield against e-slap*

TONYE001:


The other day at the Corps Members' Lodge, I was bored, lonely, and hungry. There was nothing to eat basically because no one was around to cook. We were all away, enjoying our break (school break) which is still on, technically (no thanks to the Ebola outbreak).

...so I decided to make a pot of soup. Being an adventurer and someone that loves to try new things, I decided to cook "something" I've never done before; something out of my imagination. The idea of garden egg-cabbage-egusi soup played on my mind's screen...

Enjoy as you read through the thread...

Name of Dish: Garden egg, Cabbage, and Egusi Soup,

Location: The Corps Members' Lodge in a Remote Village in Ogbadibo LGA, Benue State,

Market (where items were bought): Enugu's Obollo-Afor Market,

Cook: Tonye001.

INGREDIENTS:

Clean water, salt, dry pepper, some cubes of maggi, palm oil, garden eggs, grounded egusi, cabbage, crayfish, bitter leaves, onions, fresh fish (iced), ogba (or ogiri).


....to be continued

Hmm, welcome to my ville(age). But y not teach em aw to cook 'okoho'? Lol

Hanibal: Bros the 1 billion dollars isnt in cash... its just going to be in form of documents for direct exchange of arms worth that amount.
nobody is goina carry any cash
#advice do not comment on issues if U dont ave ur facts. thanks

Between, why dyou tink big companies borrow money from banks to do bizness? Is it becos dey dnt have liquidity? NO! Dey borrow money becos return on investment on it is higher, company gains, bank gains, relationship s created and company still has their liquid assets on fixed and massive profit rolling over.
Again, why didnt FG print money from CBN? because dats not wise and its dangerous to d econo. By borrowing dat money, nigeria gains, america gains, relationship is strenghened and all.

U see?

ayusco85: You don hit my car oyimbo repete
This guy go loose eh.......... Failed musicians thinking they can succeed in politics...... I laugh in swahili

Wow, but are people dis negetive? Negetive emotions is really running in d vains of a lot of people sha...what do we want as a people in dis country? Now I see dat we are a confused bunch! One minute we will clamour for youthful leaders d next minute we are running down some youthful hopefulls who can go a long way to bring us succur.
Hmmm, i bow to una ooooo.
Support and encourage dem instead of running down dia ministry. Smh

@ayusco, i just hav to site u and borrow ur board cos why i go comment frm afar?

LegatusGlaber: Kudos to the military.


But what is monstrous about this tank?

Abeg help me ask dem o. I dey expect to see sumting like wat was used in avatar, giant giant dinasur tanks,una come dey show us regular tank wey even small pikin know sef. Mtschewwwww
But well done boys. Victory is from God.

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Just as local govt chairmen will do gutter and dey bé bragging like dey did favour to d community. #irony #mentality

NgeneUkwenu: It's now very clear, we have drunkards heading our military!

No wonder we are not wining this war on terror.

Why would the International Community sell arms to a Clueless and inept Army??

Everybody is laughing at Nigeria now!
Yeye people!

Mumu like you. One minute u will praise our military d next munite u will insult them.Its clear dat ur mindset is negetive, like if d news is true u will still bé annoyed with insults. Bé hopefull and support ur military. #Burns. nigerian army will win d war and u'll hide ur head in a sack of poo

Hmmm, tnk God this one learnt her lessons and woke up from her dream. I hope other girls bé listening. Meanwhile dyou still have crush for music artist and movie stars? If u do dat means u still have problems to solve.Dyou still go gaga for them especially when dy are in their limelight?and wat happens wen their career nose dive did ur likeness stoped and u look for d next reigning artist to hav crush on like ur friends do? Thee are more questions to bé answered.
Meanwhile im tall and hav a woman dat wish shes taller dan me, lol. i relate wit women first as a human being and commom sence and my motto is"just bé good"

HisSexcellency: Will be right back.... Phcn just brought light, make i go hug transformer first before i comment

What a coincidence! Immidiately i read ur comment na so phcn jus bring our light wey no dey for d past 3 days. Na so i rush go charge my fone wey don almost di e.Wat a phcn reaction!
E bé like ur papa dey work for nepa se?

In as much as Nigeria is the best and most unique country in the world accomodating foreigners that insult and criticize Nigeria even when hanging with their Nigerian friends to talk and rubbish Nigeria, it is high time they behave themselves because day of reconing is coming. Ghanaians, togolese, benin republic, lebanese una cup go soon full! Dont mistake freedom and civility to mean stupidity...our problems are open for the world to see and criticize but ya'all days are numbered.

Sings Nate Doggs "pledge allegiance" ((((((((((iiiii pledge allegiance to all my hommies who aint never blaahhhh, lah lah lah lah lah))))))))))))) i pledge allegiance to this post. So on point and so explaind my kind of person. My body must not touch a guys body except accidental brush , friendly body contact and on basketball court.##gross shikena

Well, America is not an easy country to pick out and put a blame on. I see some gallons of truth in the post. We all know the world is a stage for America to act on. People are saying why ddnt d FG opt for Russia to purchase arm, we all know the repacursion of doing bizness with Russia especially what is going btw russia and ukraine. Our bilateral relation is more of American than to Russia. The yanks sure know how to kill the vibes of smaller countries and Nigeria inclusive...#fox

I see ego clash here-girl thing. Becos of d age closeness, she who sits first in d persenger seat should carry d day thruout d outing, dats wen d outing requires d 3 of you...mutual understanding. Let them know that. but bros i smell more trouble after marriage. Just act wise.

Bros nor go kill ursef o.Na politics+ naija dey play especially for dat ur oyo state. Abeg d money wey u make for music no bé "little money" again o. Shine ya eye well well make dem no push u for guttar. All d best Alapomeji. #fotocopy