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Roland17:We have a lot of Fasholas only if our political environment allows them. Party aside, fashola is a complete gentle man, a cosmopolitan leader and a regular guy-he is not a politician. I see d likes of Jimi Agbaje as a replica of Fashola, even eerm errm Ambode but i dont trust accountants but he looks like a fine one. We need leaders of d likes of Fashola. I wait for that kind of a leader dat will transform Benue State (Otukpo). |
Evina:Lol evina, i ddnt insult d Op and her friend cos its preetie unnecessary. I envisioned dat some immature minds can do some obviouse wrong and tink its smart n cool. |
Evina:In as much as dis is a public forum to learn, i think there should bé a slot dat request for age of OP and d age of d person d story is involved. This will let people to know wat to comment and ignore. Op u have brain and ur friend too, use it! |
seunrebirth:Yeyy, our result ooo. Dis afternoon i ws wit a former class mate and we were planning to go and collect our result next week oo. Dats our coordinators (smbs pt) office burning! Omg! |
saintopus:D only thing i understand in ur post is d contineous use of "northerner" whats northerner when u cld say "suya seller". So if u go to yaba market and want to buy okrika cloth u 'll say "the eastherner refuse to sell at N100"? #deadcuriouse |
veave:Hehehehehehehehe, u got my crankd up my sista. I love to see d true ladies talk and i lissen. Pls dear u guys shld kip d flag flying and tell d glutons and eleja (selfiiesh) dat dey shld take a new leaf cos its not a game! |
Rikidony:Bro this pic d op took is not showing any boobs jare. I had a close up with tools last nite at d headies, come and see d massive boobs halve of it displayed outside. Mehn its was like she newly worked on dem. The Boobs was killing. Had a very close shot on her and her crew. |
A crious flop and waste of money and time at the cafe and i hope this is not a screening gimmicks. They should do something about it. They shld have done it in batches or other way round. Its such a Big Flop! No body in d cafe i was were able to access the test. |
Coolstan:Welcome desmond! Please take the test. And the sites is taking forever to open! Arrrggggggg! |
MuguliciousMUGU:Wuh year did u graduate from................Federal Technical College- FTC *curiouse* |
cc150615:Pls wats d test like? |
dremology:From logical reasoning if u cannot access their platform on ur phone to put in ur email and generate a password then u wnt bé able to attempt the test on your phone cos d platform wont open properly cos its large. I had same problem, had to generate my pword on a system. Dont want to take chance. Will do my test on a computer system. |
Abdomox:Oh its personality test? Not like dragnet test? Pls clarify bro |
Please wats d test like? Any info pls share and God go bless you? |
Mosb:Na wao na only Nigeria dey d world? Why bé say na only Nigerians dem dey kill? |
Dont know where to post this, was looking for d "disgusting/horror forum bt cldnt find one. Anywais as d topic intends.. So i moved in wit my bro to dis neighbourhood at sawmill gbagada and to my greatest amazement i saw wide holes on d slabs of d foot bridge and day are very very fragile, i almost stooped walking on dem bt ended up walking on d edges of d slabs. Its really pathetic dat it was not attended to. The foot bridge links iyanoworo wit sawmill gbagada and wit a heavy traffic flow of people residing in both environment. Pls let dis reach d responsible authorities so as to save d future presidents frm avoidable death or disaster. Pix below.......... U cld actually see vehicles zooming underneat towards 3rd mainland bridge.
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ndcide:Idumota is d main point where all stuffs produced in commercial cities in nigeria; lagos, onitcha, abah etc are sold in wholesale and retail quantities to d final consumers who come from far and wide and other african countires. Marina is d stretch of road dat starts frm 1st bank head office to uba head office. Tinubu idumota is d mouth of idumota where u have d tinubu square dat has lovely fountains and biutifull ambience. Also d cbn axis is part of tinubu and some neighbouring structures. Mandillas is d complex where ibo boys sell baffs; jeans, shirt, shoes and in fact anythin baffs (wears). Af i tried? |
fgr63:If ur not buying ur provisions frm idumota then ur paying more for it and depriving u from making additional profit. Just enter bus frm surulere to eko idumota or tinubu cms *shine ur eyes o, no cross road, use foot bridge if ur at cms*then ask for direction to go d inner market. Ask sellers u see on ur way and maybe tell dem wat u wonna buy and for direction on wat part to get it cheap. Af i tried? |
Nebuchadnezar:I dey laff o *in obj's voice* wetin consine atiku. Hehehehehe no bé only swore na konto sworr. Hehehehehe |
kennygee:Mohammed Ali the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) Mohammed Ali, in Jesus name may you keep waxing strong papa... |
donsimon2012:You can get at obalende road or ayilara or empire. Hehehehehehe |
So i was at the car park opposite gtb head office/eleganza building on akin adesola st VI waiting for my colleague to drive home. While waiting we saw dis little arab kid standing on d bumper hanging in front of a danfo wind screen practically cleaning the windscreen with his squeegee and detergent. I was like "wat d f*c" This kid is brave o... See pix below
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jnrbayano:Mehhn i was jaw-dropped wen i saw dat onitcha road immediately u descend d bridge. Dats #transformation |
So you loved Idumota market and you loved to shop stuffs at idumota market? Ok.... Dat stuffs u tink u bought cheap on d street or shops along Nnamdi Azikiwe street and other outer part of Idumota market, so you think u got it for cheap!? Ok... I've bought packs of singlets, body cream, cologn/perfume always on d outside till my babe told me to go inner shops, and wolla dey are almost half d prices i bought on d outside street shops of the market! So, This are the secret of buying relatively cheap at idumota market specially if ur a newbie in d market... Any stuff u buy along the road on d outside of d main idumota market is uhhhh, ohhhh, hmmmm cheap! But if u go a little further inside d marker dat same stuff u but on d outer marker is relatively cheaper wit like maybe #300 difference!...and if u decided to go a little more further into d market u'll get dat stuff dats relatively cheaper by #300 for #400 cheapie*. Then if u go a little bit bit more more further u'll get d same stuff #400/#500 cheapie cheapie*. Thats according to d stuff ur buying. Now you know! |
lalasticlala:Dis ur story gahn sef...cultist, lady initiated, lady raped as part of initiation? Yeh, dats still initiation! And she reported to the police, wat an irony! Funny peepoo and dumb inbtw |
Amefrica:Na only una sabi greet? Why d canadian nor greet una first? Dats why some artist sing "oma form familiarity? Leave wat u already know exist and go about ur biness wannem, ore, abokey, oyi, akpaii,afo, my friend... |
changes1:Wait! But is dis not insanity? Even inec officials attending to dem kids. Smh in disbelief |
...Yankee,Last Bus stop Giving Thanks: Here’s What Foreigners Find Amazing About America Money Talks News 6 hrs ago Stacy Johnson Last year there was a question on Quora.com asking “What facts about the United States do foreigners not believe until they come to America?” What followed was a compilation of things that make our country unique, provided by those who experienced it when they or their relatives came to the United States for the first time. What better day than Thanksgiving for a reminder of how lucky we are to live where we live. I sifted through the extensive list of responses and pulled quotes, particularly those concerning money, that I found interesting, thought-provoking, charming or otherwise noteworthy. Not all are flattering, but here, in their own words, are things about America that foreigners find amazing: We’ve got a big country “Foreigners cannot believe how vast the country is. I am from the West Coast of the U.S., and my Italian relatives come here thinking they can visit me in Seattle, plus also see New York City, Miami, the Grand Canyon and Hollywood all in a week — by car.” Our priorities are different “At least until the 1980s in Guyana, dog food was not a thing that existed. Dogs got table scraps and mostly were outside. They are surprised by how in America, people actually avoid feeding their dog “people food.” “There is almost no public transportation except in a few large cities. People actually have to have cars to get places. Cars are necessity, not luxury.” “Bottles of water. For some reason, people carry huge bottles around. And the funny thing is, there’s a (refrigerated) water fountain in almost every corridor.” “Biased media: Political bias, economic bias, geographic bias, etc. Clear misuse of freedom of speech. If all I hear is inaccurate news, my perception of the world will be grossly inaccurate. How hard is it to realize this?” “The U.S. preserves its nature: I was thrilled to see how far ahead America is in preserving its beautiful nature. Absolutely terrific, kudos to you guys.” We have some weird rules “Coming from India, I found it amazing the way traffic behaved without any intervention from traffic policemen. Just everyone following the rules.” “You’re not allowed to just cross the road when it’s safe? Crazy. You’d get nowhere in a city like London if you had to follow the rules you do in the U.S. No one believes you can get arrested for crossing the street.” “An intern at work was saying he couldn’t go to the pub with us. I assumed it was because he was allergic to something or religious or something. It turns out he wasn’t 21. So you can vote, get married and serve in the military but can’t have a beer? Seriously?” “The credit system in America will create a numerical value (credit score) to assess everyone’s financial fitness. No one know how the score is calculated but you need that to get a loan… or two… or three… and beyond. The irony: despite all this credit score stuff, 2008 Financial Crisis still happens.” We’re heavily into ads “My god how do people watch anything on TV in America without going insane? We watched half a movie, about an hour in length, but it took nearly two hours due to the adverts popping up every 8 or 9 minutes for 6 or 7 minutes. It wouldn’t have been so bad, but it was the same adverts EVERY TIME.” We’re both friendly and trusting “The niceness of strangers. Nicest people in the world, even in New York, which is supposed to be one of the rudest cities in the world.” “In bars I’ve been in the situation where everyone hands over their credit cards and the bar staff keep track of how much everyone has spent and will hand you back a bill at the end of the night. This doesn’t happen anywhere else. In England you’d not trust the bar staff to do this at all – they’d probably steal your card.” “Every cashier will greet you with “How are you today? You find everything okay?” with a smile, and you’re quite thrown off the first few times.” “There is no culture of philanthropy in Russia and many view American philanthropy either as a waste of money or as some intricate plot to get some additional benefits.” “That Americans make what they call “friends” in a matter of minutes — and ditch them just as fast.” “How people feel it’s important to immediately know your first name and use it.” “Two of my friends were visiting from Moscow, and they quickly grew to appreciate the concept of valet services. Voluntarily giving your car keys to a complete stranger is a risky proposition in many other countries.” Some stuff is cheap, some expensive “Petrol is around $9 a (U.S.) gallon in England. No one from England can believe how cheap fuel is in America. Stop complaining when it’s $3.50 a gallon.” “The cost of health care in this country is insane. It seems that all aspect of health care is designed with ‘patient must be insured’ assumption – read: charge as much as possible. Any uninsured small procedure will leave a lasting impression in your financial health for many years to come.” Family life is different “Many Americans would rather stay in a hotel, or at least the Americans we know. Guyanese people (or at least my family) think it’s strange that you would pay money when you have relatives to stay with, even if you can afford it.” “Many children, even in well to do families, work in fast food, car washes and do a lot of other things to get money and it is not an embarrassment.” “You haven’t spoken to your family in more than a month?” “The children here are allowed to do whatever they want, without corporal punishment, and are largely disrespectful to their elders. In Philippines, there were four generations of one family living under the same roof — sometimes the same bed. Here, children leave home and put their parents in nursing homes.” We have it pretty darn good “I’ve noticed that most Americans roughly have the same standard of living. Everybody has access to ample food, everybody shops at the same supermarkets, malls, stores, etc. I’ve seen plumbers, construction workers and janitors driving their own sedans, which was quite difficult for me to digest at first since I came from a country where construction workers and plumbers lived hand to mouth.” “I don’t think there’s any such thing as a car seat in India. And parents carry their children mostly, most people can’t afford strollers here.” “How well elderly live, even those on SSI and Medicaid. How many services are available to them.” “My Russian in-laws were shocked when they found out that we get packages left on our doorstep and no one steals them. They were also shocked by buffets. My father-in-law told everyone back in Moscow, “No, really! You just pay to enter!” “The typical supermarket has at least a hundred varieties of frozen pizza, 50 brands of trail mix, etc. I was just astounded by the different kinds of products available even at small gas station convenience stores.” “The cashier gave me an empty cup when I ordered soda. The concept of virtually unlimited soda refills was alien to me, and I thought there was a catch to it, but apparently not.” “Why individual houses are so large? We always get into discussion that house is not just a shelter, but also a manifestation of one’s financial achievements.” “My garbage disposal eats better than most of the children in the world.” Were any of these surprises a surprise to you? This article was originally published on MoneyTalksNews.com as 'Giving Thanks: Here’s What Foreigners Find Amazing About America'. |
StoneColdBiceps: dacoolvik:I hate it when ladies say they wear wat dey are confortable in. Dat means dey r trying to bé defencive cos dey wear provocative and boobs exposing dress and all. *smiles* i love d boobs and will like to feeeeeeel it! Some will wear very micro mini skirt and wen eyes are prying dey will bé adjusting it like dey dnt kno its very very short, i tot u wonna go nakid! Wat an irony! Decency and decorum is wat any wise girl shld appear in becos guys are really tired of seeing provocative and scantily dressed women. We are looking for a "just bé normal and smell fine" chick dats all. |
ayoola2002:Hehehehehe na so d facebook s(he-)maga Come send me friend request, after i no answer and eventually did, d maga con dey tell me say she dey AAU, as i image to decipher AAU i told him ekpoma? S(he) said yes. And dat i shld send him recharge card N100 (supposedly to start d magathone with)...i'd earlier told he(r) to call me after s(he) refused to give me her number so i sent mine. S(he) told me her fone is bad and i told her "ur fone is bad how dyou now want to recharge if i send u credit?" S(he) ws just blabbing and ddnt respond...at dis time i gave him some crious warning dat if he ever chat me again i go give am e-back hand slap! Na so s(he) run and till tomorow she has not got back... Advice to de-maga urself: Do not accept friend request just any how and especially if u dont know d person. Check d persons foto befor accepting; if its one or two fotos then dats a sign of magarita. Etc etc ....So i checkd d name d maga used to disguise and i saw an innocent and d real owner of d identity d she-maga used and i sent her a request but shes yet to accept...probably shes aware her identity had been cloned.i had wanted to tell her her identity is been used for magathon. |
tosyne2much:Bro and dis ladies (guys in pretex) are everywhere; twitter facebook insta and all Lemmi start with the one of twitter. You see all dis scam girls dey go about sending you follow and pls follow bak ting. Dis one became my friend and she bé tweeting me real cool then all of a sudden she said shes a student of ekpoma and dat shes not happy and dat a particular lecturer wnts to straff her and dat shes not agreeing. And that d lecturer failed her in his course and dat she told her friends and dat she wants to give d lecture money instead of straffin. And dat she want me to help her and dat i shld give her like N30K and dat God will bless me....me kukuma wey don wear my anti-mage gear come tell her say i know one very baddo girl for her skool wey fit enter any lecture office and dat i'll direct her to see d baddo....d maga girl come dey calm dey listen to me and was like dis lecturer is very wicked dat one cannot approach him bla bla bla....dats how i take blank her. The facebook own.....bro typing on phone dey tire me so i go stop here...those kind chicks no fit maga me o. When dey start wit 'im not happy' or one kain self pity words, just kno say she wan magazine u... |
lepasharon:So when something dont suits u, africans are "backward" what if its someone liking wat u detest, what will u say? Make una dey try insult Nigeria small small. Its ur type dat will travel abroad and will tell her fada that he's dirty and smelly and bé hiding him frm friends. After she will form Lesbianism and hang boobs out and claim its d raining thing. Smh. grow up village woman famzy. |



