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ibietela2:
80k soldiers, BIGGEST? what did you take? I need to test it

I took fanta, zobo and chapman, naim con dey shak mi so o

InLoveWithGod:
Bros, no be mouth them take dey fight war o. The biggest army nai dey fight boko haram dey sweat so oo. Nigeria military does not have enough resources to fight another terrorist war.
My advice to both govt is to handle this issue diplomatically.
For those who are ranting about PMB being president he is the alpha and omega, should have in mind that, we are in democratic era, so things most be handled democratically.

In as much as i agree with you to some extent, i still repeat dat Iran cannot stand Nigeria in battle. I still believe that boko haram issue was/is compromised by politicians. In dis kind of situation i stand by our president's side. Destroy all mofos that are enemies of the state.

bjdon:
True talk brother. I beg add the co-ordinates of
Chief of Army staff
Director of DSS
Liar Liar Mohammed
and Midget El Rufai.

Make Hezbollah start with those ones first.

Make una leave all this yeye talk wey ona dey talk. Who bé Iran where Nigeria dey? Nigeria is d most unique and complicated country in d world. Even America dont know how to handle us, how much more Iran wey their diplomatic relationship no get meaningful impact on Nigeria. Nigeria is not Sudan, Yemen or Niger. Nigeria has the Biggest Army in Africa.

kilokeys:
U r a mad man

She is a psychopath.

Give ur kids up for adoption o.

Truth, i have never laffed on a tread befor. Bro ur head is there lol

TonyeBarcanista:
I saw this article and feel it is worth sharing.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/the-people-perish-for-lack-of-knowledge/

You'll bé amazed how people are so careless and gullible. They prefer to incure bodily injury than just a simple safety (common sence) precaution and avoidable danger. Pls keep looking out for this kind of situations. You have safe lives. You are a Nation Biulder. Welcome to the club!

tosyne2much:
Initially, I be like "why this egbon dey bash me on Christmas day"

Lol Enjoy ur Christmas Tosyn, u r indeed too much.

tosyne2much:
I was shocked at first

why u go shock na wen no bé high tension. Na just mail lol

tosyne2much:
Bro, did youy mistakenly quote me or what ? Mind you, I'm not the OP

Sorry bro, not for. twasnt intentional. I'll work on it.

chuzydon:
Am a guy of 21 from a family of 5, am the eldest, everything used to be fine but the older I grow the more me and my mom seem to be falling apart, today she shouted on me and I shouted back at her very loudly so she left for her room and started crying.

My dad came home from work and she told him everything and my dad asked me to kneel and apologize but my mom was still crying saying I have hurt her a lot with words and all that and even if I become a billionaire tomorrow I shouldn't bother about her that she's cancelled me as her son for good that I don't appreciate her at all.
I don't know how things got so bad to this level and am not even a rough kind of guy, I feel so hurt now and don't even know what to do to make up for things. I just feel like our bond is about to be shattered for good.


pls help I need reasonable advice i don't understand what's going on anymore .

Guy, i'll only tel you sorry becos u kno not wat you are doing. You are reacting to your purberty level, that point every boy develope to a man. But u are allowing it to control you (inpulse) negetively. Aside frm this, any other pressure is totally a bad one.
Advice: if u r rude to ur fada, dnt try it wit ur mother as dats where ur blessings lies. Do any and everyting to make her smile again. Sha no thief to make her smile...

tosyne2much:
OP, you need to mend your ways.. One thing I detest most is uttering a word that would make my mother shed tears. Please be cautious of what you say and the manner in which you say it

Women are soft hearted and can cry over little things whether they are right or wrong. Start doing things you have not been doing. Surprisingly buy her gifts no matter how little it is; start assisting in taking some of her responsibilities (by assisting her in the kitchen and so on). Also, henceforth, endeavour to always talk to her in warm and tender voice even when circumstances demand anger


However, one can barely succeed in life if your mother says negative words into your life. Bro, abeg try put a smile on the face of that woman oooo. Thousands of people who have lost their mothers always wish they could have them back, but here you are, and can't treat the one you have with love and respect

Guy, i'll only tel you sorry becos u kno not wat you are doing. You are reacting to your purberty level, that point every boy develope to a man. But u are allowing it to control you (inpulse) negetively. Aside frm this, any other pressure is totally a bad one.
Advice: if u r rude to ur fada, dnt try it wit ur mother as dats where ur blessings lies. Do any and everyting to make her smile again. Sha no thief to make her smile...

Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.

@farano rocktation @lalasticlala

...And who told you dey will not f*ck themselves after he eventually marries you. Wake up, dont tink you are smart.

Demmocrats:
Walahi my Sai Buhari gives no Fvck!!!



If you break the law the same treatment given to Nnamdi Kanu and Muslim group leader, Sheikh Ibrahim El-Zakzaky will be given to you independent of your ethnic group or religion.



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Sai Buhari!!!

Lol dey tink Nigeria is like other countries. Nigeria Army crush every enemies of the state. Fools keep protesting nd Nigeria will move on. We got too much issues to focus on.

Emasel:
Why would Shell do this?

There are some smart HND graduates, I've met a few.

your comment is totally out of place. In every Society, Sector or occupation you have intelligent/smart people and the not so smart people. By you saying "there is some "smart" HND graduates is an immature judgement...

Twaci:
Four brothers? Even a 9years old?

Thats just the height of stu.pidity and callousness of most of the men hired to act as our protectors....soldiers as they are fondly called.

Being northerners or indisplaced do not make them bokoharam in anyway, or does it?

Really cant wait for a fully reformed Country.

Its is easy to develope emotions and pity (tipical nigerian trait dat politicians capitalises on) but when the deed is done everybody will bé shouting "so boko haram don enter lagos?" Let d military do d job dey know, dey wont just hold d kids in detention for nothing.

vickyO:
You could also attend Mountain Of Fire Deliverance Programme... From the stories I've heard, it seems reasonable you try it out. Also join a Bible believing church and get to know God personally.

Yorubas say ìyàn nií mú nií je èso igikígi (famine makes one eat the fruits of strange trees)
Don't let this problem lead you to the dark corners of the earth where abominable things are carried out.

Keep working on your academic, mental and spiritual growth, find something to do (no matter how small) and do it well, be diligent and don't forget this other yoruba proverb - olórun tó ńsebè ò kúrò ní ìdí ààrò (God who is cooking has not left the kitchen) NEVER GIVE UP....

@OP, you have set targets that did not include God and when its not met you start running your mind. mind you job is not easy to come by in obodo naija except God open the flood gate for you. work with God! I wonder your age though that at this time and age you still visit Alfas....and pay Pastors for deliverance. smh. i can only speak for Pastors as there are Great men of God. As the comment stated above, organize your mind with deep and genuine seriousness if you know you have a problem and really need help, go to MFM prayer city (yaba or lagos-ibadan), go and take part in their 1 week deliverance services and don't thank us but thank the God that delivered you. i'm a witness....God shall deliver you.

AWONEYAN:
The thread is not meant for Atheist, but pple who have relationship with dia maker...since you believe God didn't exist,u dnt need to come to here......wait till eterninty ,when you face Him and tell why He is not your creator, dat you are a product of evolution..SMH.

The thread is not meant for Atheist, but pple who have relationship with dia maker...since you believe God didn't exist,u dnt need to come to here......wait till eterninty ,when you face Him and tell why He is not your creator, dat you are a product of evolution..SMHSince they thought it foolish to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their ... And just as they didnot like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind. Rom 1 ;21. PLS KINDLY IGNORE THE COMENTS OF THESE SETS OF ATHIEST WHO HAVE INFESTED THIS THREAD

I av said it before, this atheist...
https://www.nairaland.com/2658615/some-could-affect-psychologically

bibs:
Ayodele Bakare is a former coach of the Nigerian national male basketball team (D'Tigers). He is the first Nigerian coach to take the team to
an African championship and also the first coach to take the men's
team to an Olympics. He shared how he survived falling into soak away on facebook:


PLEASE JOIN ME IN PRAISING GOD FOR HIS
MERCY OVER ME AND FOR THE SERIES OF
MIRACLES HE DEMONSTRATED IN SPARING MY
LIFE THIS WEEK:
- 20-ft deep soak away pit collapsed under me; I
survived!
- Completely submerged deep inside the pit and
underneath all that muck; I survived!
- Exposed to Methane, Ethanol, and all those
poisonous gasses; I survived!
- Exposed to all the dreaded bacteria and virus
that seeped into my wounds in that soak away
pit; I survived!
- Hit my head and tore open my chin aside from
several other cuts; I survived!
- Lost an astounding amount of blood because it
would not clot; I survived!
- Severe head trauma; I survived!
- BP of 250/150 on arrival at the emergency
room; I survived!
- Still under highest level observation because of
the incubation period of the bacteria I am
supposed to have contacted; but guess what? I
WILL SURVIVE! And you know why? Because ......
"And the Lord will take away from you all
sickness, and none of the evil diseases of Egypt,
which you knew, will he inflict on you, but he will
lay them on all who hate you." (Deuteronomy
7:15)
So I guess that now you know about the soak
away pit, none of you will be queuing up to drink
from the same bottle of coke with me anytime
soon abi? LOL. Its all good. God is great and life
is good. Please say a prayer thanking God for me
today.
"Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his
benefits, who forgives all your iniquity, who heals
all your diseases, who redeems your life from the
pit, who crowns you with steadfast love and
mercy," (Psalm 103:2-4)
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!


it must be so tough for him, i wonder what must be running on his mind that very moment. It is well with you.

Coachie, get back up go to d court and dats a command sir lol. Wishd u God's speedy recovery. We nid those drills

So ever since i started using social media i have realize thier are sum stuffs i shouldnt bé reading or even opening as it can affect a faint mind and corrupt it. Meanwhile this is how i orientate myself. Some are listed as follows:


1. Lesbianism. Too much of reading this can affect a timid mind n wreck her life. So just skip it whenever such topics trends.
2. Gaysm. This evil act shld bé distanced at all cost. Do not read when d topic trends.
3. Atheist people. Dont even open to read cos they'll always want to screw ur mind,so avoid such topics like plague.
4. Gun shots killings in america. It always never ends. Whenever i read news on gun shootouts in america i always feel like "oh , unto d next one" as in like anticipating d next one, cos gun killings is like petty crime in america, lol.



These are ways i sanitize my mind from such topics. You can add yours if you r concerned

Sunexy:
Dnt report to any schl authority.. It's better u jst leave him b4 he implicates you
If u report him, u myt av a problem with him nd his ppl

If dey stay off camp there is nothing d schook authority can do as dey hav no jurisdiction outside d school wall. Wat he shld do is to reduce d number of times he cook, by so doing d rusticated friend will sorth is way out to eat and slowly slowly he will fade and stop coming to d bunk.

dainformant:
American actor/film director -Daniel Lebern "Danny" Glover who is currently in Nigeria met with the national leader of the All Progressives Congress APC -Bola Tinubu at his residence on Tuesday (today)... The political activist paid the courtesy call on Tinubu with a friend ....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/09/photos-american-actor-danny-glover.html

I saw dis man and his crew alighting from an american surbanban truck at our head offive (bank) in VI. As i was coming out of our gate the person i saw in front of me was Danny Glover. I ran my mind to remember who the familiar face is, i mistook him for Morgan Freeman. It was later i then recollect the man i ran into was Comic man Danny Glover. #Isawaholywoodsuperstar

Eidosky:
Some embassies and schools abroad reject laminated certificates. Reason is that the rubber used to laminate prevents the machine from reading the authenticity seal on it. I was a victim. I had to go through stress and expenses to get a new waec result since the original I laminated spoilt when I was trying to remove the laminate. Pls instead of laminating it, put it in the rubber but let them just seal the tip and not the whole body. So you can take it out anytime if required..

Soft lamination is the way to go. You dont need to LAAAMIIINAAATE it HAARRD. When its soft their is room for air space to keep it dry from moisture. Gerrit?

makzeze:
more

NBA material for his sons

mekzyjoe:
. Hw is dis romantic? Trash

foolard is not an insult, its a name of a football club in asia.

Move to d right section if ur a mod...fkr

mekzyjoe:
. Hw is dis romantic? Trash

foolard is not an insult, its a name of a football club in asia.

Pardon my use of words/sentences as i'm not a good writer. i only know how to toast chicks

oya, straight to the mata.

Pigeonglish is a mix of Pigeon English and Real English. it is originated from Naija, 9ja, Nigezie, Nigeria, NaijAfrica, Proudly.

Pigeonglish is beautiful, sultry and contagious language.

Pigeonglish is such a unique language that is passed down from generation to generation. Every household in Nigeria are fully aware of the language and use it every day directly, indirectly, knowingly and unknowingly . some struggle to correct it to simple real English but struggle to come to terms with it while others can switch freely from Pigeonglish to English. Some teenagers don't know it's not allowed during exams but they are surprised how the fail English language paper.


Without much ado the below are the few i could come up with, so you can come up with the ones you remember.

"i don't like what you are doing o!"

"you can kukuma have it"

"sebi it's you that said i should keep it"

"oya lets go"

oya, let it flow...pigeonglish.

Eve62:
Seriously I was expecting names like
Johnbull
Dorcas
Stella
Philomena
Abigail
Angelina
Cecelia
Mabel
Pius
Florence and d likes.

Lol u sabi d names well well

okirewaju:
Tina

Benson

yeh

juman:
Yeah.

Yeh

DollyParton1:
Yes they still do and have added more ridiculous names like
- Rapture.
- Gospel
- Blessed
- Hallelujah
- Holy Ghost Fire.
- Evangelist
- Golden.
- Prosper
- Perfection.

Etc.

All in the name of Christianity. I wonder if some parents were high on weed while picking their kids' names or something.

You didnt include "Faith and Miracle"

angiemartinez:
Deboy
Degirl

i remember these names too

Do (modern) parents still give their children these names?

sunday

friday

monday

bomboy

cunny

junior

omiormior

kingsley

lucky

tina

blessing

joy

these are common names in the barracks (dodan Barracks ikoyi) where i grew up.

please add yours.

link to the last tread.

https://www.nairaland.com/2476299/intending-foot-bridge-going
https://www.nairaland.com/2148974/intending-danger-attended-foot-bridge
https://www.nairaland.com/2035922/intending-danger-foot-bridge-verge


week 1 update of on going work...


So proud to be a nation builder.....