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GET SPONTANEOUS, SPONTANEOUS THIS YEAR IS TAKING PLACE ON SATURDAY 26TH DECEMBER 2009 AT PARAGON GUEST HOUSE ADENIYI JONES IKEJA BY 10PM.TICKETS COST N2,500 FOR GUYS BUT WILL BE SOLD FOR N2,000 BEFORE THE 20TH DECEMBER 2009.LADIES' ENTRY IS STRICTLY WITH THE LADIES GATE PASS WHICH ADMITS THREE! , Ladies Gate Pass is Free! LADIES TEXT GAME TO 0803485840 TO BOOK UR PASS GUYS TEXT TICKET. http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=179657558739&index=1 |
GET SPONTANEOUS, SPONTANEOUS THIS YEAR IS TAKING PLACE ON SATURDAY 26TH DECEMBER 2009 AT PARAGON GUEST HOUSE ADENIYI JONES IKEJA BY 10PM.TICKETS COST N2,500 FOR GUYS BUT WILL BE SOLD FOR N2,000 BEFORE THE 20TH DECEMBER 2009.LADIES' ENTRY IS STRICTLY WITH THE LADIES GATE PASS WHICH ADMITS THREE! , Ladies Gate Pass is Free! LADIES TEXT GAME TO 0803485840 TO BOOK UR PASS GUYS TEXT TICKET. http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=179657558739&index=1 |
GET SPONTANEOUS, SPONTANEOUS THIS YEAR IS TAKING PLACE ON SATURDAY 26TH DECEMBER 2009 AT PARAGON GUEST HOUSE ADENIYI JONES IKEJA BY 10PM.TICKETS COST N2,500 FOR GUYS BUT WILL BE SOLD FOR N2,000 BEFORE THE 20TH DECEMBER 2009.LADIES' ENTRY IS STRICTLY WITH THE LADIES GATE PASS WHICH ADMITS THREE! , Ladies Gate Pass is Free! LADIES TEXT GAME TO 0803485840 TO BOOK UR PASS GUYS TEXT TICKET. http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=179657558739&index=1 |
GET SPONTANEOUS, SPONTANEOUS THIS YEAR IS TAKING PLACE ON SATURDAY 26TH DECEMBER 2009 AT PARAGON GUEST HOUSE ADENIYI JONES IKEJA BY 10PM.TICKETS COST N2,500 FOR GUYS BUT WILL BE SOLD FOR N2,000 BEFORE THE 20TH DECEMBER 2009.LADIES' ENTRY IS STRICTLY WITH THE LADIES GATE PASS WHICH ADMITS THREE! , Ladies Gate Pass is Free! LADIES TEXT GAME TO 0803485840 TO BOOK UR PASS GUYS TEXT TICKET. |
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HELLO EVERYONE, MY COMPANY WANTS TO EMBARK ON A FREE HEALTH CHECK FOR THE GRASSROOTS IN LAGOS, CAN YOU PLEASE SUGGEST PLACES IN LAGOS WHERE THE HEALTH CHECK CAN TAKE PLACE. ALSO I NEED NGO'S WHO ARE INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING AWARENESS CAMPAIGN TO PARTNER WITH US. DIABETES BREAST CANCER PROSTATE CANCER HYPERTENSION EYE CHECK mail me if you have any information franklino@eveconcepts.com |
got this company that helps with weight loss, lose 3-5kg in 7days or money back guaranteed. [size=8pt][/size]www.eveconcepts.com or mail franklino@eveconcepts.com |
Also i need any one who can link me up with Companies that would be interested in branding my event. |
Hello Guys, Im throwing a party this december and im in need of a few vital event details. 1- i need a bouncer, at least 3 guys who i can trust to hold my gate. 2- i need a company that can supply me drinks (alcohol) and still come and pick the bottles after the event. i dont want can cos it doesnt get boy high! 3- im looking for a good event photographer 4- lookin 4 someone who can record but should be a digital video camera and shuld use minimum light in recording yet with a good output. 5- a printer who can prints, flyers, gate passes and two flex banners for the event. basically the above people shuld email me on fa.events@gmail.com or call 08080419799 but they shuld be ready to negotiate and communicate mainly via email. Thanks
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hey, i can help u but nt on nairaland send me a mail so i can give u key points on how to plan it. fa.events@gmail.com |
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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever , Read Moreexperienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Bleep him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea." |
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES" |
The man slowly looked up.? This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life.? Her coat was new. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life? His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him, like so many others had done before.? "Leave me alone," he growled, ? To his amazement, the woman continued standing.? She was smiling -- her even white teeth displayed in dazzling rows. "Are you hungry?" she asked. "No," he answered sarcastically. "I've just come from dining with the president. Now go away." The woman's smile became even broader. Suddenly the man felt a gentle hand under his arm.? "What are you doing, lady?" the man asked angrily. "I said to leave me alone. Just then a policeman came up.? "Is there any problem, ma'am?" he asked, "No problem here, officer," the woman answered.? "I'm just trying to get this man to his feet. Will you help me?" The officer scratched his head.? "That's old Jack. He's been a fixture around here for a couple of years. What do you want with him?" "See that cafeteria over there?" she asked. "I'm going to get him something to eat and get him out of the cold for awhile." "Are you crazy, lady?" the homeless man resisted. "I don't want to go in there!"? Then he felt strong hands grab his other arm and lift him up. "Let me go, officer. I didn't do anything." "This is a good deal for you, Jack," the officer answered. "Don't blow it."? Finally, and with some difficulty, the woman and the police officer got Jack into the cafeteria and sat him at a table in a remote corner, ? It was the middle of the morning, so most of the breakfast crowd had already left and the lunch bunch had not yet arrived. The manager strode across the cafeteria and stood by his table.? "What's going on here, officer?" he asked. "What is all this, is this man in trouble?" "This lady brought this man in here to be fed," the policeman answered, "Not in here!" the manager replied angrily. "Having a person like that here is bad for business." Old Jack smiled a toothless grin.? "See, lady. I told you so. Now if you'll let me go. I didn't want to come here in the first place."? The woman turned to the cafeteria manager and smiled.? "Sir, are you familiar with Eddy and Associates, the banking firm down the street?"? "Of course I am," the manager answered impatiently. "They hold their weekly meetings in one of my banquet rooms." "And do you make a goodly amount of money providing food at these weekly meetings?" "What business is that of yours?" I, sir, am Penelope Eddy, president and CEO of the company, " "Oh, " The woman smiled again.? "I thought that might make a difference." She glanced at the cop who was busy stifling a laugh.? "Would you like to join us in a cup of coffee and a meal, officer?" "No thanks, ma'am," the officer replied. "I'm on duty." "Then, perhaps, a cup of coffee to go?" "Yes, ma'am. That would be very nice." The cafeteria manager turned on his heel.? "I'll get your coffee for you right away, officer." The officer watched him walk away.? "You certainly put him in his place," he said. "That was not my intent, ? Believe it or not, I have a reason for all this." She sat down at the table across from her amazed dinner guest.? She stared at him intently. "Jack, do you remember me?" Old Jack searched her face with his old, rheumy eyes.? "I think so -- I mean you do look familiar." "I'm a little older perhaps," she said.? "Maybe I've even filled out more than in my younger days when you worked here, and I came through that very door, cold and hungry." "Ma'am?" the officer said questioningly.? He couldn't believe that such a magnificently turned out woman could ever have been hungry. "I was just out of college," the woman began.? "I had come to the city looking for a job, but I couldn't find anything.? Finally I was down to my last few cents and had been kicked out of my apartment.? I walked the streets for days.? It was February and I was cold and nearly starving.? I saw this place and walked in on the off chance that I could get something to eat." Jack lit up with a smile.? "Now I remember," he said, ? "I was behind the serving counter.? You came up and asked me if you could work for something to eat.? I said that it was against company policy." "I know," the woman continued.? "Then you made me the biggest roast beef sandwich that I had ever seen, gave me a cup of coffee, and told me to go over to a corner table and enjoy it.? I was afraid that you would get into trouble.? Then, when I looked over and saw you put the price of my food in the cash register, I knew then that everything would be all right." "So you started your own business?" Old Jack said. "I got a job that very afternoon.? I worked my way up.? Eventually I started my own business that, with the help of God, prospered."? She opened her purse and pulled out a business card.? "When you are finished here, I want you to pay a visit to a Mr. Lyons. He's the personnel director of my company.? I'll go talk to him now and I'm certain he'll find something for you to do around the office." She smiled.? "I think he might even find the funds to give you a little advance so that you can buy some clothes and get a place to live until you get on your feet.? If you ever need anything, my door is always open to you." There were tears in the old man's eyes.? "How can I ever thank you?" he asked. "Don't thank me," the woman answered.? "To God goes the glory. Thank Jesus, He led me to you." Outside the cafeteria, the officer and the woman paused at the entrance before going their separate ways.? "Thank you for all your help, officer," she said. "On the contrary, Ms, Eddy," he answered.? "Thank you, I saw a miracle today, something that I will never forget.? And, And thank you for the coffee." If you have missed knowing me, you have missed nothing. If you have missed some of my emails, you might have missed a laugh.? But, if you have missed knowing my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, you have missed everything in the world. |
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hello Quincy, my name is franklin. i really need to communicate with you. would send u an email soon fa.events@gmail.com |
My Boss is in need of a mobile internet service which connect viz USB. i know MTN, Starcomms, Multilinks-Telcom provide such services but which is the fastest and most affordable. Pls help me out cos i need to get him feedback by Wednesday. 018923655 |
hello nairaland, i just recently got involved wit a company that wants to embark on a project to build and maintain hostels in the federal universities in Nigeria. In order to introduce something different and unique to the concept i am humbly asking for suggestions. what do u guys think we should have in our hostels to make it more comfortable for students? |
Childish talk, when i was 17years old i could finish 7-8 bottles of star at a sitting and i would brag about it wit my friends , until i had a health problem (liver) and the doctor told me to stop taking alcohol. i then asked if i ever go back to it and his reply was "drink when you can afford it". i figured out that i was drinking so much because i wasnt buying it for myself. today over ten years down the line when i go out all i take is 2 bottles of extra smooth and im done. so my reply is, bragging about alcohol is really very childish. |
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size. 2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime. 3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors. 4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors. 5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system. 6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc. 7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs. 8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction. 9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications. 10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites. 11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply. WHAT CANCER CELLS FEED ON: a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt. b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk, cancer cells are being starved. c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer. d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to no urish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C). e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water--best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it. 12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup. 13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells. 14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells. 15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life. 16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells. |
its no crime, she slept wit nine girls and i think she is not loose. i know very simple modest girls who have done worse. they just wont say |
MI is the best rapper so far, someone better mite just come around |
thanks , i tried to hit it on d head ![]() |
May i call you David, I cant say 4 sure what her intentions were when she did wat she did, also i cant conclude for you what decision to take in this relationship but i would like to repeat a few points mentioned here and also add few of mine. - i agree dat dis is nt d first time she is doing it, cos for a girl 2 b pregnant alone is enough to make her worried. she had d confidence 2 still sleep wit another guy. -a friend always says she isnt ur woman until she is wit u, but wen ur nt there be sure that someother guy is admiring her. if she allowed herself 2 get carried away to d point that she spent d weekend wit a guy she met 2 months ago then, she doesnt qualify for wife material. -we all hav d tendency of being cheats, its d degree of cheating thats distinguishes us. i would recommend that u cheat on her just 2 get d load of ur chest. more like a tit 4 tat score line. its a way of deceiving urself that ur gettin back on her. note-nt necessary u do dis. -u obviously love this girl, but when it comes 2 marriage, love isnt just enough. if its all u hav den ur in d wrong place. becos based on love u wuld make so many wrong decisions. u need 2 hav wisdom, knowledge, and most esp God's Intervention. I advice that you keep cut down on hw much u see or even communicate with her. let her knw she did wrong and there shuld b measures to show that. DO NOT allow this just sweep under the carpet. maybe tell her nt 2 come 2 ur place or something. this will allow u time on ur own and heal urself. the moment a woman knows her man cant do without her, u r bleeped for life. u will have no control of ur emotions. Best of Luck |
my friend, are u sure everything ia ok? your post doesnt make one ounce of sense. is this d continuation of another conversation? |
