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Blogking: OKAY PEOPLE, am here! You can call me Kingsley, i am a fresh graduate of UNN, just rounded up my first degree and am going in for Medicine also in UNN, through DE! Am still in school for now, waiting for the DE exams, so feel free to ask me your questions and i would answer or call me 08094813710. I would try as much as possible to answer. Thank you.

Lol...dissappearing acts.....

planetuzor: This is Almost 12pm... but some people are still viewing this thread. a.k.a (u no ur selfs)...(Make una sha no forget to go meeting. nite don reach)

Hahahaha! Uzor!!! U no go kill me with laugh...inshort....


Oya oya @all...I don go sleep. Sweet dreams to everyone...

[quote author=Jenni_angel]lol. Am nt d one dat prepared it o, i only assisted in d kitchen. I dnt av dat power o[/quote]Babe forget that thing! Assistance is not easy na...no be kitchen? Leave dat thing joo...u try. Hope u enjoyed the meal sha? Where's our own?

[quote author=Jenni_angel]lol, dou. do ur best and leave d rest 4 God. It is well[/quote]That's the plan oh! Thank u...I know u're jacking too....God dey...lemme get back to it...just wanted to say hi to everyone..

Temicare: The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted for 109
days brought out the bestand worst in d
lives of many students.
When students resumed, many female
students came with ENGAGEMENT RINGS
and PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE BELLIES produced
names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI,
ASULIMA, ABISASU…
This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it wont
produce anotherwonder,e specially now
that the WEATHER is favorable [cold tinz].
So, we won’t get to see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI, MOJERE,
ASUUGBEMI, ASUUTUNDE,
ASUUFIFEHANMI…a nd so on…
Well,I trust my real female Gees Happy
Strike....ma people...Uniben is our place joor

Hahahahaha!!! See wetin strike cause!!! Lol.
But na wa for FED GOVT sef!
Dem no wan pay moni abi wetin? Tufia

Azukam1: I av just did my post de 2day, that 4 my 2nd choice. Eksu. Eng math eco nd acct. 9,7,7,7=30quets,35mins.cbt.

Eeya..hope it was okay? Wishing u success.

omodave: hah no na, its helps in this part of the world, 45% of growth in our body is frm longer throat so join me and get this bonus

Hahahaha! Honestly! I've seen what Jenni made...enough balanced diet...

omodave: abeg nor too boarder urself is just 3 to 5 question from there

Hahahahaha! God bless u..
I understand...I won't focus too much on that. But na wa oh...see free 5 marks....hmmm....

[quote author=Jenni_angel]Storm2 how ar we? How is d jacking going?[/quote]Babe! Chemistry wan kee me I swear! I neva even tough physics...God oh!

[quote author=lumeviews.com]LIST OF SACKED LECTURERS FROM UNIBEN:

1. DR. ENDURANCE OPHORI – MICROBIOLOGY – SEX AND MONEY

2. MRS. AKORTHA – MICROBIOLOGY – MONEY

3. ENGR. GODFREY ARIAVE – MECHANICAL ENGINEERING – SEX AND MONEY

4. DR. FRANK OSAGIEDE – MATHEMATICS – SEX AND MONEY

5. MR. CHETE – COMPUTER SCIENCE – MONEY

Rest of the names are on the source below...

SOURCE: NAMES OF LECTURERS RECENTLY SACKED BY UNIBEN + REASONS!!![/quote]Microbiology!!!! I know those two lecturers...sha..GOD DEY!!! Dazz all I can say lol

Ehen! They'll set current affairs oh! I don't even know anything under that topic....hmmm

omodave: let me clear my throat, ok is the dinner fully set?

Mtcheew sweet mouth!!!!
Longer throat is not good oh......

[quote author=Jenni_angel]Its my turn to feel lonely *sobs quietly*[/quote]Oh no!!! #runs to hug friend#
Omo na kitchen work oh. Enough tins to wash..I don tire.

[quote author=Success_born]Wow....!!! Dat's our school in 3rd rank. Can u beat dat?[/quote]I swear! Uniben dey try!!

Temicare: Nahh! i was one of d gud onces...but sometyms i hv 2 do ma work...sec sch days was full of fun..i miss my old frnds...bur happy wit d onces am makin now...
@ jenni n holar..hw r we goin 2 share d money na?...shey b i win 2

Lol...shey? Life goes on....
Hmmm! Ecostat really fit u! U like moni oh...but na true...that money too large for only 3 ppl na...add me join oh

[quote author=Jenni_angel]Correct spelling.(a) diarrhoea (b)diarhoea (c)diarrheria (d)diarrheoa[/quote]Okay if I fail this wan again na quarrel oh!
I choose....option A...(diarrhoea)

STORM2: Jesus!!!
This question! All the options resemble na...
I'll pick option A (dreadful)
Cos a precarious situation is a dangerous one abi? I'll take option A...lemme check my thesaurus now sef.....

Yesu! I don check am....I'm wrong oh.
The answer is INSECURE...na wa o English hard oh

cheri cute: when exactly is the sales of uniben post direct entry form and when is the exam date because right now,its been from one rumour to another,,pls help me confirm

U see this is what I really hate.....
My sister, please kindly go through our past posts. If u read through previous posts then u'll have a better understanding of what's up.
Welcome sha, I see u're new on nairaland..u're very welcome.
BTW we're all waiting for the form too. Follow this thread...not rumours and u'll be fine.
Welcome. Now pls introduce urself oh! We're a family here. Oya! What course? Speak woman!

[quote author=Jenni_angel]Select the option nearest in meaning: mr Eze is in a financially PRECARIOUS position (a)dreadful (b)unacceptable (c)unsuitable (d)insecure. Ur time starts now[/quote]Jesus!!!
This question! All the options resemble na...
I'll pick option A (dreadful)
Cos a precarious situation is a dangerous one abi? I'll take option A...lemme check my thesaurus now sef.....

Temicare: Goodmonin my people...u guys got it ryt...i rem wen i was d labour prefect(boy) 4 sec sch...wit my badge u go know i b!

Hahahaha! U were a prefect? Talk true!! Were u one of the types that used to chase ppl with koboko? Or belt? Labour prefect! Na dem harsh pass oh....
I somehow miss secondary school sha.

Goos morning beautiful people!!! Hope y'all slept well?
Me I slept like a baby oh
Na Jenni wake me oh....she wan pour us cold water...lol

planetuzor: b: Symbol ... Final answer!

I second that!!!
An insignia is a symbol....

[quote author=Jenni_angel]*yawn and strech* goodmorning house, abi una neva wake up? *off to get bucket of cold water*[/quote]Nna eh! Its raining nah....no pour us water oh...this rain sweet joo

Samsantos9: S'up STORM2 not yet asleep?

Was reading through the posts oh! I can see ppl have moved to 2go...
That's a shame...
Usually ppl remain on nairaland so that the younger generation can have access to info and stuff....
Dude! I'm off to bed abeg...#hugs#

danevans19: Hello pals, just passing by with long chewing stick n physic text book in my hands. I hail oo

We hail u back oh!!! Physics..kai

@planetuzo!!! U no go kill us with laugh here oh. Hahahahaha...funny man....

Una weldone jare.....

[quote author=Jenni_angel]make jenni and storm2 dull girls[/quote]Hahahahah! Jenni u'll not kill me oh.

Hey guys
Saw this on a sister thread. Decided to paste it here...
Every year the National University Commission, NUC,ranks universities in Nigeria due to theperformance and
meeting the requirement of a standard school. This body monitor the
universities in Nigeria to know those schools
who's equipment is not updated or valid, also notice those who's equipment is standard in other for the schools to produce qualified
graduates.
Below is the 2013 Top
100 NUC University
Ranking in Nigeria.
2013 TOP 100 University
In Nigeria by NUC
1. University of Ibadan,UI
2. University of Lagos,Unilag
3. University of Benin,Uniben
4. Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU
5. Ahmadu Bello University, Abu
6. University of Ilorin, Unilorin
7. University of Jos, Unijos
8. University of Port Harcourt, Uniport
9. University of Maiduguri, Unimaid
10. University of Agriculture, Abeokuta,
11. Lagos State
University, Lasu
12. Federal University of
Technology, Futo
13. Covenant University,
CU
14. University of Nigeria,
UNN
15. Federal University of
Technology, Futa
16. Nnamdi Azikiwe
University, Unizik
17. Enugu State
University of Science
and Technology, Esut
18. Pan African
University
19. Ladoke Akintola
University of
Technology. lautech
20. Modibbo Adama
University of
Technology
21. African University of
Science and Technology
22. University of Uyo,
Uniuyo
23. Bayero University
Kano, Buk
24. Ambrose Alli
University, AAU
25. Redeemer's
University,
26. Babcock University
27. Federal University of
Technology,
28. University of
Calabar, Unical
29. Michael Okpara
University of
Agriculture,
30. Ajayi Crowther
University
31. Bowen University
32. Rivers State
University of Science
and Technology, Rsust
33. Lead City University
34. Crawford University
35. Abubakar Tafawa
Balewa University,
ATBU
36. Abia State
University, Absu
37. Usmanu Danfodio
University,
38. Igbinedion
University
39. Imo State
University, Imsu
40. Niger Delta
University
41. Bells University of
Technology
42. Kwara State
University
43. Nasarawa State
University
44. Caleb University
45. Obong University
Obong
46. Adekunle Ajasin
University
47. Ekiti State University,
48. American University
of Nigeria
49. Joseph Ayo Babalola
University
50. Veritas University
Abuja
51. Afe Babalola
University
52. Kaduna State
University Kaduna
53. Osun State
University Oshogbo …
54. Umaru Musa
Yar'Adua University
Katsina
55. Federal University,
Ndufu-Alike Ndufu-Alike
56. Salem University
Lokoja
57. Novena University
Ogume
58. Achievers
University, Owo Owo
59. Benson Idahosa
University Benin City
60. Ebonyi State
University Abakaliki
61. University of Abuja
Abuja
62. University of Mkar
Mkar
63. Madonna University
Okija
64. Bingham University
Auta Balifi
65. Plateau State
University Bokkos
66. Federal University of
Petroleum Resources
Effurun
67. Federal University,
Dutse Dutse
68. Nigerian Turkish Nile
University Abuja
69. Ibrahim Badamasi
Babangida University
Lapai
70. Landmark
University Omu-Aran
71. Delta State
University, Abraka
Abraka
72. University of
Agriculture, Makurdi
Makurdi
73. Renaissance
University Enugu
74. Federal University,
Otuoke Otuoke
75. Tai Solarin
University of Education
Ijebu-Ode …
76. Federal University,
Oye-Ekiti Oye …
77. Kano State
University of
Technology Wudil
78. Tansian University
Umunya …
79. Akwa Ibom State
University Uyo
80. Baze University
Abuja
81. Kebbi State
University of Science
and Technology Aliero
82. Benue State
University Makurdi
83. Adeleke University
Ede
84. Ondo State
University of Science &
Technology Okitipupa
85. Kogi State University
Anyigba
86. Western Delta
University Oghara
87. Federal University,
Wukari Wukari
88. Paul University
Awka
89. Caritas University
Enugu
90. Federal University,
Lafia Lafia
91. Cross River
University of Science &
Technology Calabar …
92. Fountain University
Oshogbo
93. Al-Hikmah
University Ilorin
94. Godfrey Okoye
University Ugwuomu-
Nike
95. Oduduwa
University Ile Ife
96. Anambra State
University Uli
97. Olabisi Onabanjo
University Ago Iwoye …
98. Federal University,
Lokoja Lokoja
99. Federal University,
Kashere Kashere
100. Rhema University

iseoluwa89: its frm a reliable source d guy applied last year for engineering bt didn't meet cut off...he said 40 concentrated English,geography too,,phy,chem and general paper!!! God will help us all ooo

Nna eh!!!!!!
Eeya..poor guy. Its not easy nah. The exam tough oh.

iseoluwa89: My guy I will suggest u apply for ur annual leave ooo,dats exactly wat I did..I wrk wit gtb on d island..so I understand u jare!!! I just pray my leave too is approved ooo...but I no God is in control!!!

Make sense! I didn't even know that was possible. Its a good idea....just hope they'll agree...God pls.

Temicare: Omo no b small tin ooo...i dey work ni(as in bulk teller 4 skye bnk)...i swear na die...no tym 2 syt ma book,tlkless of readin...i get home tied...endin up sleepin on ma book..Yeh!!! i scream 4 my lyf...almost 4gettin my maths...*God hlp me,i plead* Omo wa se ori ise ni ooo...my work fit kill person...i hate my self every nyt...my fwends pls pray 4 me ooo...My future is on d line ooo...*feelin so sober*

Eeya...Temi God dey. U'll be fine. Ur future is bright just try ur best. Use weekends wella. God knows u're trying.
God help us oh.

See dem see dem!!! See as all of dem dey jack!! Leave book joo!! Come and chat small. Remember all work and no play........

dolzat: D.E candidates, how you alll doing? The Good LORD shall grant Us great Success. Please any idea as to when the exam is coming up? Just give a hint if you know, thanks. Kares!

Last year it was august ending....I'm guessing it'll be around the same time this year...NA GUESS oh!!!