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The woman don marry ashawo be that na. I pity her...

Temicare: I want u guys 2 laf away ur anxiety..
WEDDING TEST!!! --Adults Only--

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!".({}) I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms ...NA GOD SAVE ME O!.:O

danox: Finally,the registration closes tomorrow.May God crown our efforts with success

AMEN!!!!!

Walexz02: I need a card, hw can I get it?

Wonderful! Just reach me on 0803XXXXXXX. Send me a text so we can arrange it

[quote author=ideycraze?]Is the registration still on? I tried opening the site but to no avail[/quote]Eeya. I suggest trying a different browser or going to a cafe. Registration ends on the 15th. U still have time. I'm wasn't able to open the site on my phone but when I went to a cafe they did it for me. Just try a different browser.

danox: When is the DE registration closing?

15th oh june oh....

munex007: Ok how much you want to sell?

My dear, is 3000 fair enough? I should have dropped my number earlier. Just text me 0803XXXXXXX.

munex007: Is jamb extending the sale of DE form

I have an extra direct entry scratch card. If u're interested just holla.

Hi peeps...if anybody still needs the direct entry scratch card just holla. I bought an extra one that I ended up not using. So if u know anyone that needs it just holla. Remember deadline is 17th oh (direct entry oh). Are we all set? Goodluck to those waiting for post utme. God dey....

Meanwhile, I bought an extra DE form or rather scratch card. If anyone is interested holla...make d thing for no waste.

Temicare: Cum..pple,my transcript is ready...is it advisable i send it now or after admission?...cos am abt payin 4 d transport...or shld i hold on...

Temi?!!! Haba! Previous posters have said its after admission na. As in ur transcript must reach there b4 clearance is over. Eeya did u send it?? Its early oh. But whatever sha time don nearly reach.

osumah joy: Hello..... I got a message 4rm a friend that we are to submit our print out form to uniben too just like jamb? Pls how true is this?..... And how do we get the past questions(anyone)

Sweety I doubt it. You are meant to have the photocopy of it with you when you go for the exam though. Cos u will submit it on that day. That's what I feel. As for the past questions they sell it at the university...but some ppl even on this very forum have access it them. Just read previous comments. Goodluck oh I pray we all make it.

Davidtolu: hop u all re preparing, because info going around is indicating that the form will soon be on sale by month end to next month. this s becos, fresh students must resume by september, hence the entire system will b fast. take this tips in waiting that the form will be purchased with ur verve card or master card online. so, if u have none of dis, beta try nd grab one now becos u ll need it for every transaction in the school.

Hmmmmm....verve card...uniben did that last year...I'll be happy if they do that again. Thanks for the info...

Pascalbaba:

Pls a simple YES or NO will do

Hahahahahaha....u still couldn't huh....

My people!!! Happy new month! It almost here oh...june july august is usually post utme time. Time to start watching uniben like hawks. Guys...hahahaha nervousness wan kee me. God dey sha...

Pascalbaba: Pls guys, when will UNIBEN's PostUtme form b out?

Sweety, why not read previous posts?

[quote author=jay_p]Brother, I can change the name of the
institution from OAU to UI on the
Transcript but I am thinking of just
typesetting the new name which is UI
since I wrote OAU with my
handwriting on the UNSEALED
envelope.[/quote]UI is a problematic school abeg. Otherwise u should be able to just take it as it is to the registrar and explain. On the inside of the envelope there is a cover letter with the name of the institution. But ur transcript itself has no name written on it. If u can, try to find out from UI directly. I guess it all depends on which one of the schools is easiest to get to. Good luck jare naija wahala many.

Pascalbaba: Pls guys, when are we to send our transcript to UNIBEN Now or after the postDE exam?

For uniben its safer to send after the exam towards clearance. Read the previous posts I think sb else has addressed this issue.

Temicare: cum! u grls shld stop dat!...na mi una kan turn 2 topic abi...d piont is my mind wasnt dr...mayb u r a man or woman..i just interact wit u normally...any1 can make dat kind of mistake u know...since we r nt tlkin facially...u can wlk by me on d street u know...but anyway..we would know each oder wella wen we start payin sch fees or final screenin...My big AMEN dey tear ear mehnn

AMEN!!!!!!!!! See prophesy lol

[quote author=Jenni_angel]I wonder too, very funny...... Guys was d latest news abt uniben?[/quote]Babe! Nothing worthy of note yet... Post utme folks will write thiers first na. Thank God for newpapers and internet. Info can't pass us by abeg.

Temicare:
ehn...orh!..i tut u r a boi lyk me..no probs..dats nice 2 hr...duely noted...

Hahahahaha! Dude!! What guy do u know answers "Jenni Angel"? Honestly! Come on....

Bright De Gea: Don't be a fool and stop mentioning social networking sites, u ar no better than those who scored 100, do you think those that use mal-practise didn't spent sleepless nights reading during thier 4th attempt? Yet jamb gave them 179, they got tired of the board and used mal practise, don't get me wrong i don't support this dirty act but i know four person that did not read at all yet they scored above 250, so if u hav noting to say shut up pls, don't be a fool u ar a Nigerian i excpect more maturity and wisdom from u

My guy, you're not supposed to spend "sleepless nights" reading. You're meant to spend months preparing diligently. Not spend a few "nights" crash reading. As for the ppl who u say didn't read and yet scored 250....they're simply more intelligent than average. E dey happen. I scored 204 on my first attempt...and I didn't solve even a single question...I did not prep. E dey happen. Don't hate the playa. On my second attempt I scored 244 cos I spent MONTHS PREPARING not "sleepless nights" forming activity a week to the paper. Nobody can blame JAMB for mass failure. Some ppl are just better at taking tests than others. And ofcourse, some ppl take time to do the work required to pass. People like u that have decided "malpractise" is the way forward...hmmm I reserve my comment. God bless all who work hard abeg.

Please oh! Uniben hasn't even talked about post utme talk less of post de. Once they start selling the form or anything it'll be in the news papers. Ignore all these fraudsters. They do the same crap every year.

muyiwaferreira: Please. Im entering for Law D.E. i would want to know if there are any special requirements for Law entry?

Special? Na I doubt it....just follow JAMB brochure and prep for the exam like rest of us..lol.

Wow!!!! Its almost time! Is anyone else as nervous as me? God help us all oh...I can't shout

Emylexray: Please guys, i got 203 in JAMB and i choose UNIBEN, with microbiology as the course. Should i stil proceed or change? Please, reply me.

If uniben is your first choice, then read for your post utme and relax. Do well in putme and u should be fine. I don't really see the point of "changing" anything.

To all those writing Jamb on the 27 (hope I'm right oh) goodluck...or rather...success...wish u all the best.

Temicare: No b dat kin die now...but i tell u...since my 2 slot is Uniben...hmm..am comin wit d fullness of God...it is a must ooo...

Don't worry God dey. Just do ur own part....

Dearie I didn't go to benin on my own oh...the person I went with couldn't wait...in summary we didn't plan our time well...we went for other things too...so sorry sha.

I'm so sorry folks...couldn't help anyone. Didn't even spend up to 30mins in benin...really sorry.

Success to all those about to write JAMB. I sincerely wish u all the best

Nellyprincess: thanks im greatful yes im in abuja you can snd via email i will be very greatful are you in benin now?

No not yet. I'll be in benin next week. When I'm there I'll holla.
@Temicare I hear u...but u already have urs na don't u?