₦airaland Forum

Akpan107: Dont mind them! They cant stop him in 2015.

In ur dreams.

Ganys: Its not Bomb oooh, I hear say na transformer explode, person wey madman don bite b4,if he see mechanic he go takeoff

I dey laugh in mandarin.

Umm Rumy: u'll smell it 2 & a lot worse if something like this actually happens. Could it actually happen? I hope our "leaders" r not that stupid.

The BH's supporter is now perspirating. mchew!

Domaro: If this is the only action that will bring disintegration of united Nigeria, SO BE IT, Nigeria is due for division Jorr!!!. Long live USA, Long live USB, Short Live FRN(NIGERIA).

I feel u.

Now,he can enjoy his 25 or 70 virgins all to himself.
I envy him.

The Ex-army private & Boko Haram arrowhead finally gave up the ghost today due to the injuries sustained from the gun duel he had with the JTF yesterday in Damaturu, Yobe State.

Source: Channels Tv news,5pm

Let's call a spade a spade.
GEJ's govt. is d most inept,corrupt,mindless,greedy enterprise we hv ever witness in Nigeria.
He has amount 2 d biggest clown of d millenium.

odocity: if the ex boko haram leader has been catch he should be killed he who kill by the sword shall die by the sword.

Foolishness is in d heart of a child.
He shld b killed immediately & every vital informations dat could lead to d drastic curbing of these terror attacks will b lost,eh? how old r u?

dedeike: Good news. I just heard if on AIT now. President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan deserves an unreserved apology from all those who have been blabbing and talking rubbish on Nairaland against him. It's so very unfortunate that sworn enemies of this administration have been spreading falsehood and lies in order to confuse issues and mislead people into the thinking that GEJ is incapable of leading Nigeria. Since yesterday, I have engaged some misguided fellows on this forum in a hot debate over the propriety of the president's trip to Brasil at a time riots were enveloping Kaduna and Yobe. I argued that Gej has been working seriously behind the scenes to curb this terrorism and that suicide terrorism is a complex challenge for any nation in the world...

Blabber,hold ur peace!datz not an excuse 4 GEJ 2 jet out wt over 120 delegates 4rm Nigeria 4 what summit dat he cant assign it 2 d Environment minister.
We r crying our hearts out dat we hv no social basic amenities in d country and 1 clueless clown of a President is filtering our common wealth wt his party loyalists,political financiers,nonentities,touts & AGIPs.
Hv u ask urself what did GEJ achieve when he was d Gov. of Bayelsa?
Ur President was busy junketting all about dat even when he entered Germany dis year,not even a top govt. official was @ hand 2 receive him even 4 d fact dat Nigeria had just awarded a multibillion naira 2 Siemens of Germany.
what a public embarrasment.
So,guy,GEJ isnt impressing me @ all! QED!

Dis is what u get when u have thieves & armed robbers according to Baba Iyabo in place of trust. while they shld b deliberating,strategizing on how to curb or stop d BH menace,they r busy wt mundane filthy desires. what a manner of law makers,don't b surprise,most of them can't read or write.

Habeeb Bama: This afternoon,the wanted Ex-army private and Boko Haram arrowhead behind the bombings at Police Force hdqtrs,Madala,Abacha barracks & UN Building in Abuja in a shootout with with JTF,has been shot,captured and fatally wounded in Damaturu,Yobe State.

Ur comments in one(1) sentence why GEJ is unfit as President of Nigeria is needed here for the sake of posterity.

Reason 1: He has no record of a single laudable achievement when he was d Gov. of Bayelsa state.

Hi guys, as d topic states,can any1 help me out?

@victorian,u once posted a topic: "I am engaged and getting married to my muslim bf" on June 10,2012 on dis same medium. Now,i know y u r in d relationship,but being 32yrs and 3yrs older than ur muslim bf,what demerit & merit is dat? simply,put it,u r just being desperate!

@victorian7,I will not b surprised if u r 4rm d SE,because itz sickening to c an Ibo girl/woman having anytin to do wt pple dat knocks their head on d ground or any other tribe apart 4rm d SE or SS not to talk of sharing an intimacy wt such. This is one of d evils dat has plague d Igbo race after d civil war.

edlion57: are dis fools try to fight our president

U r right,only fools/nonentities like U lacks d liver/gut to fight against injustice.
"UNILAG forever" jaare.

Billyonaire: Young man, I have withdrawn over $50k in USA before, you just have to book for it and explain what the funds is used for, its high time you guys stop adoring USA, go to China, go to Singapore, these places are economically more vibrant than USA, China is ruling the world economy and I dare say, USA is hating Nigeria and Nigerians.

Sanusi lamido will nd to think twice on dis cashless policy where foreign missions in Nigeria were exempted which to me sounds a smack of foolishness at d expense of Nigeria's monetary policy. what if some of dis foreign missions like (iran,algeria,mali,chad,cameroun,niger republic etc) r being used as conduit pipe 4 terrorist activities?
itz only in nigeria our mumu public & elected office holders work against d interest of d nation just 4 d purpose of seeking selfish motives.
Now,Sanusi,since u bought ur traditional title in kano wt N100m of 9ja's tax payers' money,itz about time u make donations to d victims of d DANA Air mishap in lagos,so dat u can get anoda traditional title.

2good: I actually saw a modified version from a friend quoted below:

"How to Cross Road in Nigeria :......

look left & right for motors,look up for Aeroplane, down 4bomb, walk zig-zag to avoid straight bullet & watch your back for kidnappers"

While crossing d road get an handkerchief to cover ur nose against tear gas D

Dextra: The fulani chicks are not allowed to show themselves in the public. They are shackled by Islamic religion.

Even though they hv not bn unshackled by their religion,their weather beaten,flies n heat ravished skin would still not pass the preliminary stage b4 being chosen 2 represent a state.
So,no qualms if d hausa chicks r missing among d pack.

andyanders: In fact, the best thing for any company existing in the North to relocate to the south. All companies in existence in all Northern states should relocate from there to the South. All media houses should relocate and allow these Northern illiterate northern animals to stay in darkness.

Let me put it bluntly 4 all Ndi-Igbo dat cares to knw,is 4 them 2 relocate 2 d SS & SE so dat we can develop our land,rather than running d rat race of developing another man's land,while dey treat us like dung.
JOIN d www.mezie-ala-igbo-foundation.com to get d best treatment & b immancipated.

Residents of Woji or PH, bware of BH,mayb d missile fired was to smoke out som BH guys in ur neighbourhood.

Iolo: A good idea. It could ease up the need to travel needlessly as they could have meetings over Facetime. Then things like document sharing and working actively in a virtual environment.

Don't anything bad in this unless they decide not to return these iPads to the FaaC @ the end of their tenures.

And people should stop these 30million can build 20 boreholds type statements. I bet that person's salary can also build 1 or 2 boreholes somewhere in the village.

When used right an Ipad can aidproductivity and create lesser overhead costs.

U r talking as if dis faac members r computer literate. *smh*

Demdem: Touts.

U I guess?

You TOTALLY took those words off my mouth. Word for word of it.

NIGERIANS are you aware the Subsidy removal was to dance to the tune of WORLD BANK,IMF nd other foreign financial institutions?

Ngozi traded Nigerians happinedd aiming for the Post of World Bank President. You all irrespective of tribe and religion should open your eyes to see that it is Karma catching up with her.

She lied to us that their were palliatives (things rightly meant for us) put in place after the fuel subsidy removal. Almost 3 months after can they point to any single benefit to us? The answer is NO!

The same people that deceived her to go and impoverish her people are the same ones to deny her the post they have earlier promised her she had a great prospect of getting.

Ngozi should know that what goes round, surely do come round.[/quote]She has shown d true xter of a Nigerian when premordial interest is involve. The Judias Iscariot nature.

Inked_Nerd: Yet Nigerian women are labeled as gold diggers?

Itz a man's world my dear,u just hv 2 live wt it.

Laila Ikeji: 26 year old Nigerian, Daniel Ukoko wedded 63 year old American woman Cynthia at the Warri South Local Government Marriage Registry.
Age difference - 37 years!!!!!!!!!!
That's old enough to be his mother.
You fit do am, guys?

I beg ur pardon? She'z old enough to b his grandmother! 20+17.

Akpan107: you are saying this because Goodluck is there.
By the grace of God, Goodluck has come to stay till 2019 before handing over to South East. Long life to the my Beloved President!

After he(GEJ) might have democratize corruption n ineptitude.Long live to my beloved President indeed!

stepo707: FG is not serious.Boko haram are crazy

Hv u watched dis kongfu film b4,'The Drunken Master'?
I expect by now d mediators wld hv bn bugged,while their cellular communications wld hv bn tapped,dat is if I'm referring 2 intelligent agencies dat knws their onions.

freegaza: When ur neighbour's house is on fire...

Make sure u hv enough water to prevent d fire from reaching ur roof. simple!

Abia n Anambra r 5&6. Period!

In fact the closer you are to the oil the lazier you get.

You got it spot on.