₦airaland Forum

There is never a dull moment with the way this country,Nigeria is being govern as our elected public officers never fails to amuse me & make me to wonder if they are Clowns in a circus performance.
The prevalent floodings that has ravaged communities,not sparing the artery of the route that connect the North to the South, the Abuja-Lokoja road. In other climes(USA,Thailand,Pakistan,etc) both military & para-military organisations are drafted immediately to the affected areas to assist in the evacuation & resettlement of the flood victims. But,what do we have here,no agency available,not even the civilian populated agency,NEMA was on hand to assist. What a country?

A misleading headline by a tribalistic minded moderator wt an inate bias towards d South-East pple.

This country never fails to amuse me. d banks hardly engage in actual banking. They engage in forex,round tripping,government bonds & loans to common thieves masquerading as big men & women in our society.

dammytosh: I am sure you guys dnt own a car or drive in Lagos state. So i can imagine the angle you are coming from. If you have ever parked to confirm if a road is one way drive or not because of lack of sign post, u will understand the pains of lagos motorists.

Good 4 u,u've a car as to u is a sign of achievement. datz ur priorty n investment,but itz doesnt remove d fact dat we hv 2many idiots posing as drivers,if i'm 2 borrow d comment of A-ZeD.

I just cant understand pple criticising d law. d law is an ar$e. if u dont like it,then move out of Lagos. if am d Governor,i'll not only auction d siezed vehicle,i will insert into d law dat d initial owner shld pay 4 d cost of documentation for d new buyer.

Garri_Activist: bros can't you base your argument on the main topic? Why expolring you hatred on other tribes na!

The bitter truth is not palatable,dat i knw.
But,u cant disabuse d fact dat ur kinsman,SLS has bn directing d affairs of monetary policy as if he's rearing cattles & rams?

While countries like Sweden wt only 3% of their currency notes in circulation r planning to do away wt d use of physical currency/bankable instruments,our own dear SLS wt d backing of Retarden is planning seriously to re-introduce d use of coins & higher currency denomination. Fellow Nigerias,if u just keep quiet,fold ur hands & watch aloof,we r likely to end up being reared into STONE AGE just as d way SLS's kins men(Hausa-fulanis nomads) rear their cattles & rams into d bush.

Good evening,NIS!

afam4eva: How exactly are they going to stop the herdsmen without running the risk of having their throat slit.

Nwane,I trust my Igbo pple,ever ready to put these Boko Roaches in form of nomads to their rightful place whenever they want to want to display their animalistic tendencies.

Another White Elephant Project in d making.
The POS machines being used for d Cashlite exercise in Lagos r being dropped at a lightning speed majorly because of faulty CBN's policy dat allows for mandatory charges for deposit(s) above d stipulated amount. Now,dis Aboki wt B.Sc graduate in Economics wants to continue wt his running streak of failures at d expense of Nigerian's economy.

The loating of many is understandable.
Unfortunely, about 99% of the pple dat will hv a copy will nt even read it because d book has no academic value.

NAIJAVOICE: This man need to be executed by firing squad.

Why gv such a beast a quick death. what he needs is a slow & painful death which will involve meticulous turn by turn severing his fingers,toes,limbs,members of his 5 senses,organs till he breath d last breathe.

Nigerians,especially the Igbos who happened to be the widely acclaimed business travellers are constantly being squeezed between N10k to N30k for just to be among eligible Visa Applicants that will be interviewed at the Chinese Embassy. Please note that itz not a guaranty that you will be interviewed on the said appointment date given to you by the Chinese Embassy staff at the Abuja desk. If you want to pay N10k,then be ready to come before 6.30am on the day of your appointment so that you will be given a number/tally that will enable you be interviewed,while if you want to pay N30k,all you need to do is to ''front-load'' your documents on +he eve of your appointment date to agents of the embassy officials charged with the responsibility of documenting you for interview. For this category,if you are unlucky,an agent can bleed N50k from you.
Its a known fact that the chinese officials are part of the whole dubious activities.
Questions need to be asked,why giving a prospective Visa Applicant an appointment date that has been recorded against his/her name on the Appointment sheet of which eventually may not be interviewed on the said date.
Its also a known fact that as a result of these retrogressive activities Applicants' Invitation Letter would have expired prompting them to start all over again for acquisition of a fresh IV.
Its also a known fact that applicants are forced to pay these monies after a resheduling of their appointment date for 2 - 3 times. Majority of victims are those who are not based in Abuja,while at the Lagos office the experience is not different.
Its high time the Nigerian Govt. seek for normalization of these activities as things are not been done with due process at the Chinese Embassy Abuja.

matrixme: I really hate to get into this volatile kind of religious conversation, as I can't but wonder aloud why Allah don't use muslim elites to propagate Jihad. Or I should reframe: Why are the really popular Muslim elites often unwilling to submit themselves to be at the forefront of these kind of Jihad?

Poverty,illiteracy & uncivilization may likely b d reason why majority of abokis will take arms against non-muslim.

Once a convict alwayz a convict.
If he likes,let him even bcom the G.O. of the prision.
When OBJ came out 4rm prison,he eventually bcame more ruthless than ever.

Just to become d President of Nigeria for just 6mths 4 me 2 do d ff:
1. close ALL Air,Sea & land borders by deploying d military,at d same time...
2. reorganized d Brigade of Guards,military, police(collapsing efcc, icpc,ndlea, ncc,naptip in2 d police) & other intelligence agencies (nsa,sss,nia,dmi).
Making d selection of IGP 2 b done by a body of 9 wisemen/women from CSOs,HROs,NBA,Judiciary,NASS,PSC & Religious bodies(CAN,NASFAT,Traditional councils) and for future State Police,d same applies.
3. seek & arrest all former heads of states, heads of MDAs,aides, Public Office holders, especially Civil servants who hv corruptly enriched themselves while...
4. Making d Judiciary truly independence so dat they will b d one to elect Attorney General,States' Chief Judges & Attorney General,all Judges wt mandatory inputs from The NBA.
5. restructure d Civil service,collapsing all ministries into:
a. defence(army,airforce ,navy,dmi)
b. interior(information, nbc,culture & tourism, police,sss,imigration,prisons,customs,nscdc,fire service,etc)
c. health
d. transport(aviation,land,sea,ncaa,faan,npa,meterology)
e. works & housing
f. agriculture & water resources
g. education,research, science & tech.
h. natural resources (oil,gas,minerals,mines,nddc,etc)
i. finance & commerce
j. justice(isolated from Attorney General)
k. foreign affairs
6. initiate Sovereign National Conference
7. restructure d rmfac,make a downward review of all elected public officers (nass,president to perm. sec.),abolish security votes,initiate laws to have a fixed no. of aides for president, govs. & there vices.
8. push for uni-camera legislature.
9. make d LGAs Accounts seperate 4rm d States governments.
10. nationalised critical infrastructure in d country and enact a law where no individual owns more than d 51% of any plc.

aze: now BLAZING. But still with my Luv, UC Browser

Please,i have UC Browser but not compatible wt my Samsung gt b7722 duos phone. are u using an android phone?

I am tired of dis hypocricy being exhibited by d CBN.
Watz d pt going Cashless whn u want 2 introduce N5000 notes?
SLS,pls stop dis 'Copy n Paste' economy u r performing in dis country.

"...d only thing INEC has not been able to change is the contents of The Holy Quran"-Gen. Buhari
Pls,som1 shld tell me if INEC has changed/altered d contents of The Holy Bible?

let me reiterate my earlier submission on dis mediun:
1. Remove N1000 notes 4rm circulation so dat we hv only N500 note as d highest denomination. why?
2. Print more of N5 - N100 notes.
3. Print 50kobo, N1 & N2 notes in 1/4,1/3 & 1/2 sizes respectively of d N5 note. examples of dis is in China where dey hv an equivalent of 50kobo, N1 & N2 in note forms in addition 2 having dem in coins.
4. CBN to establish a 5-7yrs regime where d highest naira denomination will be phase out as dis will b d true test of appreciation of d currency.

Results/Benefits:
1. To make us appreciate d naira while spending it wisely.
2. Stabilize inflation n eventually reduce it.
3. Also,to assist d so-called CBN Cashless policy.
4. Businesses n products will b created and sustained 4 many years as a result of d lower currency denominations(50k,N1 & N2 notes) while maintaining d already existing N5 notes.

Pls,I am tired of complaining,let's come up wt our own suggestions.

Acidosis: Is #1000, #500, #200 etc the solution to our problems? ?


This is not in anyway related to our problems. So lets leave Sanusi to do his job.

Itz obvious u hardly c beyond ur nose. I'll overlook ur predicament if u r under 10yrs.
Now,to d meat of d issue,is dat why dis senseless,wasteful,clueless n satanic venture by d GEJ government to improvish d already poverty-striken populace d more? We don't nd 2 go 2 Harvard to knw dat Nigerians don't like carrying coins. Must we import other countries(i.e. Japan and South Korea) currency policies hook line n sinker without domesticating/adapting such policies to soothe our culture/lifestyle?
Itz obvious dat our Rulers refuse to learn 4rm dia past mistakes as long as they r not directly affected.
This 'intended' currency notes review exercise is simply an avenue to cause self-inflicted inflation cum currency devaluation.
My Suggestion:
1. Abolish N1000 notes.
2. print more of 50k & N1 notes than their coin equivalent.
The benefits of these ideas:
1. dis will encourage massive acceptance of d so-called 'Cashless Economy' datz is still crawling on d floor of objection due to high surcharges.
2. businesses n transactions will b attractive to these new currency denominations thereby reducing/stabilizing d inflation rate while curbing d high rate of mindless stealing of our common wealth by dsame policy makers masqurading as:
1. Your Excellencies,
2. Distinguished Senators,
3. Honourable Reps.,
4. Public Office holders,
5. Civil servants.
Nigerians,Wake up! SLS is playing d World bank/IMF Card. In d long run,executing d plans to have a Unified Western Currency,preparing e way for d Anti-Christ.

wesley80: Hmmm. Glo needs to respond Sharperly cos I'm getting tempted o.

Now,i knw i am justified 4 dumping my GLO Sim card even whn i have a phone that can accomodate it.
4 me,i am in love wt mtn n airtel.
GLO & ETISALAT can kiss my ar$e all i care!

So much 4 'Vision 2020' my ar$e!
with dis type of pictures we've put ourselves in d right position of things dat we r just being ruled since independence by selfish,greedy,unmindful,heartless n daylight pen robbers dat hv masqueraded as Saints while in d real sense of it they r just a bunch of common criminals.

Swamps of Mosquitoes invaded the West Nile area of the United States,leaving a trail of 17 dead persons and hundreds infected in the unexepected attack.
It is believed that the high casualities was as a result of the Health Watchers could not have imagine the population of the invaders(Mosquitoes) will be this high even if there was to be an attack.

Information gathered so far indicates that a demolition exercise in Mpape of Abuja is on-going in defiance to an Abuja court order restricting the Federal Capital Development Authority from demolishing any house pending the dispensation of the case brought before it by inhabitants of that area.

Information gathered so far indicates,a demolition exercise in Mpape of Abuja in defiance to court order restricting the .Federal Capital Development Authority from demolition any house pending the dispensation of the case before it instituted by inhabitants of that area.


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On a second thought,considering d tribal origin of Gov. BRF,I am not surprise as itz a known fact dat pple 4rm SW r naturally hungry/eager to drive a car either a ricketing/sleek one not minding if they need to b soaking garri after purchasing d car or even to borrow just to own a car. As evident in d SWners to borrow to throw 'Owambe' party.

With the pervasive economic gloom in the country and the world at large,lovers are finding it difficult to really enjoy wat love is all about.
I am thinking of where to say the 4 letter word - "Will U marry me?" when i am finally ready.
Any suggestions?

Okija_juju: YES!!!

Especially if you are driving a 2013 Jaguar XF sedan.


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u r talking about 2013 while we r still in 2012? Pls,can somebody tell me if i am still living in d past?

A statemen+ credited to Gov. Fashola of Lagos state on Channels TV dat having a car is a sign of prosperity. Though taken aback by such comment,i felt i need to convinced dat he(Gov. BRF) is wrong. so NLers wat do u think?

OmoLisabi: rubbish

I'm not surprise at all,just reaffirmed my innate notion abt d SWners as being tribalistic jerks.