₦airaland Forum

Dainikel:
#Team MUFC, Red it is...UTD rules!

MrALIVE:
may nothing good happen in your life in this remaining 3yrs and 1 month of Buhari's tenure! Ijiat

push21a:
[size=38pt]Buhari still remain president
There is alot of people who live on a street in Africa

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cold:
You dey mind them. Take absolute control indeed. What has he been doing? Sleeping? Mtcheew

HateU2:
1. I am single

The above lie can be rated the foremost lie you get to hear from Nigerian men. A man with twin babies in his house with a beautiful wife will still come to you and psyche you with the ‘I am single, don’t be deceived by my look’ line. He can look serious, promise you heaven on earth just to get whatever he wants.





2. It is not just sex

Most Nigerian men say this just to dissuade all red flags from the woman’s mind. This line gets unsuspecting ladies comfortable and most times it is always too late before she realizes that it is actually about sex. (U see dir life)




3.I can never lie to you

Hehe! If you hear this from a man, just run..because he just lied! Nigerian men get to cover up their excesses with this line. He at one point or the other must have lied to you..maybe to make you feel cool. Even if he hasn’t done it, he will still do, so do not be too relaxed.



I know my enemies will say 'ladies lie pass guys' but that one na super story . Guys will say anything just to get down with a lady . Their 3rd leg na wahala 4 dem.

TeamSimple:
This man should just shut his gutter mouth. Thought he vowed to open the gate of hell if Buhari wins.

DIKEnaWAR:
Pot calling the kettle black! Is Oyedepo sensitive to the plight of the poor when he takes money as tithes and offerings from them to fly private jets, live in opulence and build schools for the super-rich?


They are both the same; wicked and insensitive.

flokii:
what I would like to know is.

what right do bloody muslim civilians have to deny Security. operatives passage.. on what grounds?
Dat doesn't warrant the senseless killin of unarmed civillians.dont u see as oyibo army and police dem do. U must b dam cruel and heartless..na because u no take eye see watin dis useless army do.
that criminal in nature and a terrorist act...

fvck them!

azeecoboy:
pishure of them while in the act or idontbelivit

Rxpetite:
i'm a Christian and I think this is a welcome development. Enough of all these mushroom churches and pastors springing up every minute and giving Christianity a bad name.
These days when I see the word 'pastor' on fp, my heart skips cos I know what's coming next. I don't know whether pastors are becoming rapists or rapists are becoming pastors.

AbuMaryam1:
How I wish this will be implemented nation wide.

Aufbauh:
Where there is a will there's always a way.
My support for PMB is hinged on the fact that he has both the capacity and political will to sail the ship through the storm. It may take time but surely and slowly we will get there.

As for those who have this pervading mentality of i can't wait for Buhari to fail will only lead them to golgotha.

vague:
Uncle toks2008 you agemates are already sending their children to university and you are here creating nonsensical threads. Leave nairaland and go marry. If they are running away from you like veld fire, you may have to change your attitude towards them.

MemphisDepay:
no be only u

MemphisDepay:
no be only u

nathpope:
Summary pls..

winkmart:
You are a graduate and you cant fully express yourself in pure english Even pidgin, you no sabi write.

No wonder u settled for a 20K job after spending more than 500K in school

LordHybrid:
For sometime now, mature married women keep approaching me,and each telling me that they want me to become their special boy.I really don't know what to do.They keep telling me that am handsome,am this, am that.That they will take very good care of me.please am confused i really don't know what to do,it's not as if am a virgin,but why are they after me,i believe it's very bad to be sleeping with somebody's wife.Infact most of them are old enough to be my mother....please i need your advice NLder's...........NB:forgive my bad grammer

MrBasketball:
I am very if I had participated, I would have won the contest.

Clerverly: They said stealer Oduah bought 255m bullet proof car, have they forgotten, that fashola's own is 1.7B Naira.

Jonathan does not need the vote of South West and The North to be president. Goodluck till 2019