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RomanceRe: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by Strech(m): 1:34pm On Apr 18, 2023
Guy! You need serious deliverance from my guy Righteousness and all shall be well with you.
FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by Strech(m): 1:16pm On Apr 18, 2023
Hassanmaye:
What's the implications?
my father will always say! Son!!! If you want to stay long in this space called Earth, never you sleep with another man's wife.. Besides it's a decree in my lineage. Please do not mention me again .I have headeache.
FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by Strech(m): 7:47am On Apr 18, 2023
I Know say na only Igbo women fit do this nonsense... when I dey serve for Abia state na so my co corpers dey carry married women go Slaughter house..they where even practically begging me to sleep with them, but I never did, cos of implications.
FamilyRe: Help! My Sister In-law Is Seducing Me by Strech(m): 5:06pm On Apr 12, 2023
Guy! No mind all these hypocrites who have done worse things,.F*ck nonsense comot for that girl body.this is a free world and shit happens...
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Jermaine Franklin by Strech(m): 12:22pm On Apr 02, 2023
mainman7:
Triple Wow!!! Unbelievable! Yorubas are truly Great! Israel Adesanya too is about to win his next Fight. Tobi the Yoruba Girl is the fastest Female on Earth, Azizat Oshola the Greatest African Female Footballer currently, etc etc . Isn't it obvious why the Tribe that has forever lived in DreamLand wishing to be the one Achieving all these Greatness are being eaten up from Inside by Cancerous Envy?!
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must everything be about tribe?haba!!! Let's be mature for once na.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (0 - 2) On 1st April 2023 by Strech(m): 8:55pm On Apr 01, 2023
Just I goal wey these Chelsea go put make I collect small 8k hold body this weekend. Na him these fools blow am.na over 2.5 I give them to.and all the other game don come Dem no gree make I cash out self.
HealthRe: She Falls Asleep After Every Sex by Strech(m): 7:38am On Apr 01, 2023
Wannabenz:
I married a virgin(21yrs) sex use to hurt her at the initial stage but she's getting comfortable as days go by...so we normally do one or twice a day and it's good so I'm not complaining.

Recently I noticed that after every sex, she'll fall asleep faster...as in deep sleep. I also noticed that most times that she wants to sleep, she'll initiate sex maybe for her to feel better and sleep. Badt guy!!! Make I come help you hold leg na.. you na real OG..DM me make we come do Trisome na..

I'm hoping it's not a medical issue.
Badt guy!!! Make I come help you hold leg na..you na real OG.DM me make we do Trisome na.
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Speaks On Death Of His Grandson; People Like Him Don't Last by Strech(m): 4:02pm On Mar 31, 2023
EriMma1:
I don't understand. So for someone to last, they must not excel or have a smooth sail through life?
He's too young for this kind of philosophy na. At least, if he had achieved greater milestones and married before age 20, then I can listen but he has not even completed his secondary education. So where and how much has he excelled to make grandpa come up with this assertions? I no gree abeg.

I hope this is not a ploy to shift peoples attention from the dust many are already raising about this boys death.

Anyways, sorry about your loss, Sir Pete Edochie.
I can really understand what the man is saying, I have lost 2 of my very close friends to the hands of dead who are exceptionally good, it's like there is a force behind that, because the manner and circumstances resulting to their dead you can't even explain...the first one na on top bicycle him fall, and that was it.the second one get small issue cus of babe, na so the other guy take end him life. The most annoying thing be say all these guys na first class graduates.the first guy department don even retain the guy for chemical engineering as a lecturer.
RomanceRe: I Saw My Neighbor On His Knees Begging A Girl To Accept Him For Relationship by Strech(m): 5:03pm On Mar 30, 2023
Felimax:
Aboki!
Dey speak pidgin like who shit dey him mouth!
Soapy wey dey form alpha male!
gutsun uwarka. Mai cin uwarka ubanshi. Shege Dan iska, Dan gidan taki sama..peace.
RomanceRe: I Saw My Neighbor On His Knees Begging A Girl To Accept Him For Relationship by Strech(m): 2:19pm On Mar 30, 2023
Felimax:
Read your last paragraph and explain what you meant. So if you are not an alpha male then you are a simp like your friend. In fact, a simp is better than you.

Real guymen do anything, go any length to shift the pants thereafter you be the lord. Your friend is better than you.
I swear you na mumu guy grin grin grin grin angry grin grin
PoliticsRe: Election Tribunal: 15 Things Judges Should Consider – Pastor Enenche by Strech(m): 1:03am On Mar 28, 2023
[quote author=Strech post=122112290][/quote]yes we are poor, but we don't go around embarrassing ourselves on social media spelling PAUPER as PURPER..OLODO.
PoliticsRe: Election Tribunal: 15 Things Judges Should Consider – Pastor Enenche by Strech(m): 12:44am On Mar 28, 2023
ChukwuObe:
And who is that fucking and irresponsible pastor eneche of yours to judge others who support other candidates. You think everybody on Naira land is a purper like your parents and family. If you can be what I am, you will forever thank God for blessing you. I employ more than 20 of your useless people in my company for your information
PoliticsRe: Election Tribunal: 15 Things Judges Should Consider – Pastor Enenche by Strech(m): 12:28am On Mar 28, 2023
ChukwuObe:
And who is that fucking and irresponsible pastor eneche of yours to judge others who support other candidates. You think everybody on Naira land is a purper like your parents and family. If you can be what I am, you will forever thank God for blessing you. I employ more than 20 of your useless people in my company for your information
you wish!!! fucking looser... you mention me again and you die in your sleep. mumu like you claiming to be dope
PoliticsRe: Election Tribunal: 15 Things Judges Should Consider – Pastor Enenche by Strech(m): 7:29pm On Mar 27, 2023
ChukwuObe:
That is the problems I have with many of you because of partisanship. Elisha, Elijah, Daniel and host of others also talked truth to powers in their days but none of them did call other creatures apes and other bad names. When you see a pastor doing what Jesus will never do or say, then such a pastor is fake and useless
and who da f**k are you to judge him? Besides your entire generation can only wish to become quarter of what this great man has achieved.. get a life dude.
PoliticsRe: Election Tribunal: 15 Things Judges Should Consider – Pastor Enenche by Strech(m): 7:24pm On Mar 27, 2023
ChukwuObe:
I really dont like to attack any man of God even when they are fake. This useless man has never preached gospel since the presidential election in his church. He is busy every sunday talking about election as if that is what his fake God ( I am sure he is not serving a true God) called him for. A useless man calling human beings that God created "apes". And many fools are still attending his church. What a shame!
be weary of the curses you bring upon your self and your unborn generation.
CrimeRe: Man Impregnates 19-yr-old Daughter, Threatens To Kill Her In Ogun (pix) by Strech(m): 7:24pm On Mar 26, 2023
These dirty skull miners from brown roof region can knack anything call hole. Even if na female genetial drawn on paper.
PoliticsRe: It Is Atiku That Will Benefit From Obi's Petition Against Tinubu - Reno Omokri by Strech(m): 9:32am On Mar 24, 2023
Saidfx:
LOOKING AT OBI'S PETITION WITH A LAWYER'S INSIGHT
Looking at Peter Obi's petition, as Lawyer, one can't help but wonder what was going on inside Mr. Livy Uzokwu's (SAN) head and mind when he was penning down those " weighty" grounds 😃😃😂😂😂

Igbo kwenu!! Una weldone ooh!
The learned silk, Mr. Livy Uzokwu is challenging the 2023 Presidential election results on 5 "Unbelievably baseless grounds".

GROUND 1

That the president-elect was not qualified to contest.
To buttress this ground, in an election petition, The learned silk is relying on a case bothering on a civil proceeding against the president-elect alleging fine on drug trafficking in the U.S.
S. 131 of the extant 1999 Constitution lays down requirements to satisfy for eligibility to contest for the office the president i.e. you must be a Nigerian citizen, upto 40 years of age, must be sponsored by a political party and must have been educated upto secondary school or it's equivalent.
Unless your petition challenging the eligibility of a candidate to contest for the office of the president falls within any of the requirements mentioned under the enabling provisions of S. 131(a-d) of the CFRN 1999, I can't see how the Election Petition Tribunal can entertain it.

Election Petition Tribunals are not regular courts, they are special courts with special/specific jurisdiction and their powers are narrowly define. Unlike regular courts, they are not to consider matters too extranenous or tangential to the specific provisions of the constitution and the Electoral Act directly in issue. Mr. Livy as a SAN should have known this.

The alleged drug case Obi is relying on is not a conviction, it's a forfeiture proceeding, a purely civil matter, hence how can that be a ground for disqualification?

OTHER GROUNDS
Obi also wants the tribunal to declare him the winner of the Feb. 25th elections having scored the majority vote!!! 😳😳. Can you believe this?
Obi came a distant 3rd trailing PDP by almost 1million votes and APC by about 2Million votes.

I am not sure he can ask for this prayer unless he also joins Atiku Abubakar and his party too, the PDP, since Atiku scored more votes than him. For him to be declared winner, he has to also seek to nullify some of Atiku's vote.

Unfortunately, there is no room for amendment under the Electoral Act. There is no room for joinder of party as this will amount to seeking an amendment which is not allowed.

Obi is also asking for two mutually contradictory reliefs/prayers at the same time, you can't be asking the court to confirm you the winner of an election which are claiming to be flawed. He asked the court to declare him the winner in one breathe and on other breathe he is asking the court to nullify the entire election and order a new one. You cannot aprobate and reprobate at the same time.

Perhaps the most laughable of all the prayers is the one asking the tribunal to order a new elections and bar ASIWAJU from contesting. This is plainly impossible. A tall order.

On the vexing issue of the FCT and the failure to secure 25%, I think there is nothing to say. There is already a judicial authority settling this issue. All the Tribunal needs to do is to reiterate the position of the Supreme Court.

If this is what they intend to confront the team of lawyers led by Olanipekun and Fagbemi with, then Obi and his team of lawyers are jokers.

Teslim O. Oyetunji Esq.
so! You mean to tell me say you Sabi the law pass SAN Falana.make wanna clap for this clown.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Will Go Down As Nigeria's Most Dangerous & Divisive Politician - APC by Strech(m): 7:11am On Mar 04, 2023
sammy329:
Very true !!!!

PO has caused a deep divide across Religious line!!

You now see Christians and Pastors cursing anyhow!!
and the Muslim Muslim ticket wey that wicked drug Lord come do will definitely unite us as a nation.. hypocrites every where.
PoliticsRe: How The Presidential Ballot Paper Looks Like (PHOTO): by Strech(m): 6:31pm On Feb 24, 2023
duro4chang:
Asiwaju is the best man for the job. The incoming president. Congratulation to him in advance.
he can only become the president of your shitty house hold.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of PDP Situation Room by Strech(m): 9:49am On Feb 23, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
Is Atiku really older than Tinuboo? grin
no be say e dey older. Na just effect of drugs make the guy vegetable.
SportsRe: Daily 2 Odds Bet � by Strech(m): 5:00pm On Feb 20, 2023
Stew
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Orders Ministries, Departments To Accept Old, New Naira Denominations by Strech(m): 2:04pm On Feb 19, 2023
rxmusa:
El-rufai is the best governor we've ever had in Kaduna State.
Massive infrastructural developments
Adequate Human Development
Empathetic Approach towards the plight of the populace.

Insha Allah Jagaban will win and Uba Sani will also win
killer midget... I bet southern kaduna people will also be singing hell rufai praise songs.
PoliticsRe: Video And Pictures From PDP Campaign Rally In Kankara LGA, Kastina State by Strech(m): 1:21pm On Feb 17, 2023
computer0810:
Mumu......if I may ask pls which state do u think atiku can win in d south or NC......do u think he can win all d state in d north?

For ur mind the governors don't have money😂😂😂😂

Una go get sense after election
wanna no go ever get sense say we no go never ever bypass our second son go vote for one Amala eating fellow.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Out To Truncate Democracy - Governor Ganduje by Strech(m): 1:03pm On Feb 17, 2023
BossGerald:
Oloriburuku ganduje should hide his head in shame...thief.

There was fuel scarcity before this naira recoloring but none of these useless governors remembered that we're suffering.

Thieves...Apc is demonic, vote them out


Vote OBI2023
it's like you are not reading the hand writing on the wall. All fingers are pointing to atiku's victory and you are here shouting Obi.

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