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PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 19 People In Kutemeshi, Kaduna State (photos) by Strech(m): 7:28am On Feb 08, 2021
Shelumiel:
Oga you lie. Hausa Christians are a minority because it is rare for a Hausa man to convert to Christianity. Most tribes that are in KD that you claim to be hausa are the Kaje, Ka-goma, and Gbagyi. And they are not Hausa. So get your facts straight
I did not say we are the majority.what I said is hausa Christians at part of the owners of kaduna state. And beside history don't lie, most southern kaduna indegenes were immigrants from other neighboring state like jos and even bauchi. Gbagyi are also owner of kaduna state. And if you think hausa Christians are so small, then you have not travel around the state yet.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 19 People In Kutemeshi, Kaduna State (photos) by Strech(m): 9:41pm On Feb 07, 2021
Shelumiel:
The majority of those killed seem to be Muslims.
My name is Danlami Danjuma and I ain't in no way a Muslim.. the main indigenes of kaduna state are hausa Christians..we bear the same name with hausa Muslims, so! your perception might be wrong sir.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 6th February 2021 by Strech(m): 3:02pm On Feb 06, 2021
Abeg is it too hard for arsenal to just give me a draw, make I manage the small 2k?
FamilyRe: He Is Your Son, But I Am Not Going For Any DNA Test. Wife Tells Husband(video) by Strech(m): 7:00am On Feb 06, 2021
That is why I love my family. Once that birthmark is not there, there is question mark. How my great grand parents did this still amaze me. My first son was born and boom same mark in same spot as mine, same as my father, and grand fathers.
RomanceRe: Lady In Viral Sex Video Admits Being A Sex Worker, Denied By LAUTECH by Strech(m): 9:30am On Feb 05, 2021
Beremx:
same way your father never trusted your mother?

Your type will come to nairaland and expose your dysfunctional home.

Guy, pack well abeg!!
why are you so fucking bitter?
RomanceRe: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by Strech(m): 11:36pm On Feb 04, 2021
People just they use court of law dey do anyhow. Our judiciary system has become a thing of mockery.. Na so one foolish guy, do me year back. I borrow 7k for him hand, I no come get to pay in time, him come say I go hear from him lawyer, I think say na joke,. Boom before I know na court summon I see.. the annoying part be say, me wey dey Stay for zaria, na for kafanchan Dem summon me.. transport to the place, going alone na #2500, and this guy don already dey there because him travel for Xmas. All this just becos say him cousin dey work for the same court.. Baba I had to look for that money transfer for that guy sharply.
RomanceRe: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by Strech(m): 11:17pm On Feb 04, 2021
jawalis:
That’s common 5k can do lots of stuffs.
5k can get him plenty suya and onion with chilled drink.
5k can pay his cable subscription for a month.
5k can get him a super pack singlet of 7 in 1.
5k can get him a nice perfume in the store.
5k can get him a nice slide slippers.
5k can get him 2 bottle of captain jack at 2,500 per one.
5k can as well get him a monthly Yakata data bundle on GLO.
That 5k you see call common can as well get him a nice plate of rice and good meat at Alade mall as dinner with a chilled 5Alive drink. Etc
wunna no go kill me with laugh. Abeg must you include the onion?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Strech(m): 9:38am On Feb 04, 2021
Today Chelsea must to collect.
RomanceRe: Help!! My Brother Thinks I Want To Ruin His Relationship by Strech(m): 1:21pm On Feb 03, 2021
see! my younger brother is over 30years, and I dey still reset him face with slap, if he is misbehaving. just tell him point blank that you don't want him and that bitch again, give him reasons why. if he refuses go tell your parents. if he has little respect for you he will run away from that Olosho.
RomanceRe: Help!! My Brother Thinks I Want To Ruin His Relationship by Strech(m): 1:15pm On Feb 03, 2021
justosee:
leave them alone. some people can only learn from their own mistakes.

let your younger brother make his own mistakes, only through that can he become a man.

Allow women to deal with him.
leave his brother alone , so that one useless Olosho will come and give his brother HIV ba,.and leave his family or rather him said bro to suffer?
CrimeRe: 19 Yahoo Boys Caught By EFCC In Abuja Guest House (Photo) by Strech(m): 8:45pm On Feb 02, 2021
14 of those guys are from that side oo. Those side and crime are 5and6
RomanceRe: It's Like Many Married Women Don't Use Protection When Committing Adultery by Strech(m): 11:28am On Feb 02, 2021
years back, there was a debate about who enjoys sex more, between the male folks and the women. This unfortunate fellow gave a funny contribution yet true, what he said and I quote, ! If your ear dey scratch you and you use biro cover to scratch the ear, which one dey enjoy between the two? na the ear or biro cover? That was how the debate ended.
RomanceRe: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Strech(m): 3:30pm On Feb 01, 2021
back in the days when men where Boyz, my ex hook me say, we must go 7. the first and second was easy, as guy man enter 3rd nothing here comot oo, the next thing I see na blood, na so I carry myself comot for there. it took me almost 2months for me to heal from abdominal pain, if I wan piss na pain, I sleep with stomach na pain, I bent na pain, till today she dey call me lazy, but e no concern me, na so I for take go my ancestors.. women wey fit collect more than 50 dick a day, na hm you want challenge?.
RomanceRe: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Strech(m): 3:16pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...
hahahaha.your Grand father
must be a very exciting fellow..
CrimeRe: Delta: Gunmen Assassinate Man In His Car In Broad Daylight (Disturbing Photos) by Strech(m): 12:17pm On Feb 01, 2021
mmadu4:
drug deals went wrong . he ran away with lots of money from drug dealing came to naija to build houses and hotels with the money .
Nigerian movies don too damage this one brain beyond repair.
CrimeRe: 7 Elderly Men Gang-Rape 12-Year-Old Mentally Disabled Girl In Sokoto by Strech(m): 12:07pm On Feb 01, 2021
The girl in question is a strong girl, for her to collect 7 strong dick and still be alive. I commit cap for the girl. Rape is bad Sha.
CrimeRe: Man Stabs His Friend To Death Over iPhone In Adamawa by Strech(m): 10:23pm On Jan 31, 2021
ceaser:
He looks like Fulani, he has the fascie of Fulani

He is definitely Fulani, with that kind of short fuse and aggression he displayed in killing his fellow Fulani.
what are you saying? The murderous good for nothing guy is an Igbo man, and the guy who was killed is a Fulani guy..
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Reacts To Comparison With Duncan Mighty: Don't Compare Me To Any Rubbish by Strech(m): 10:06pm On Jan 31, 2021
Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.
useless keep you there. Including all the ones in your entire lineage.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Reacts To Comparison With Duncan Mighty: Don't Compare Me To Any Rubbish by Strech(m): 10:01pm On Jan 31, 2021
mokkalu1:
grin
Are you well at all? E be like say this slangs na you new job description be that.. oohh ! Less I forget including all the ones in your entire lineage.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeolu Adeboye Birthday: Pastor Adeboye, Wife Celebrate First Son (Photo) by Strech(m): 12:32pm On Jan 31, 2021
cocolacec:
He is the fourth and the last born.
okay thanks.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeolu Adeboye Birthday: Pastor Adeboye, Wife Celebrate First Son (Photo) by Strech(m): 11:08am On Jan 31, 2021
Uyi168:
Thought Oga Leke, the marlian was the even the first son.. huh
person wey be 3rd born sef.
CrimeRe: Church Pavilion In Southern Kaduna Burnt By Hoodlums (Photos) by Strech(m): 9:57am On Jan 30, 2021
walahi kaduna state don deh turn borno.. even Zaria wey I run come sef as par say na mixed religion, na so so kidnapping on a daily basis, I son even relocate my family go different state, and me no dey even fit sleep for house again. this government is the worst thing that can ever happen to this country.
SportsRe: Must Read: Make 100% Monthly For 12 Months. by Strech(m): 9:51pm On Jan 29, 2021
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RomanceRe: My Little Sister's Wedding Pictures by Strech(m): 10:04am On Jan 29, 2021
Omo! so, you mean to tell me say na this guy go dey tear this fine gal?... both of them lucky sha, beautiful couple. wishing them all the very best in life..
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly by Strech(m): 11:50pm On Jan 28, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
including your sisters, your nieces, your Aunty's, your ...don't let me say the rest.
EducationRe: Student's Pots Eaten By Rats (Photos) by Strech(m): 2:36pm On Jan 28, 2021
Weneda:
Well I'm not a hypocrite, i wouldn't lie i didn't do it
hahahaha my oga I remain loyal sir. men will always be men.
EducationRe: Student's Pots Eaten By Rats (Photos) by Strech(m): 9:12am On Jan 28, 2021
Weneda:
Na hunger cause am. Reminds me when i was a student of Unizik, one big rat for no where nearly chop off my dick when sleeping. The funny part is that I felt something climbing my laps thinking is my girlfriend (now my wife) nd i was naked. I opened my eyes omo see big rat. The way i fling that rat that night eh. Till today my wife and i laugh over it. Just funny
so! you mean to tell me say you don even fornicate with your wife before you even marry her?.. children of nowadays.lol...
PoliticsRe: Seven Killed, Many Injured As NURTW Leadership Crisis Turns Bloody by Strech(m): 9:47pm On Jan 24, 2021
rapboss:
Even Samaru ain't safe, bro. Zaria is gone. Please, when is ABU resuming?
25th of January, that's tomorrow..
PoliticsRe: Seven Killed, Many Injured As NURTW Leadership Crisis Turns Bloody by Strech(m): 3:20pm On Jan 24, 2021
luminouz:
Where is that brohuh
wusasa Zaria kaduna state. same area where that Prof was kidnapped last Sunday and yet to be found, within the space of one week, we have 4 cases of kidnap and still no active measures put in place, and thats the same shit that made me relocate my family from kaduna metropolis, it's as if now where is safe again..
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Not Done Anything For Us, Only Creating Enemies – Miyatti Allah by Strech(m): 11:30am On Jan 24, 2021
AlhajiImam:
You are talking in the rubbish
you are a senseless mallam
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Not Done Anything For Us, Only Creating Enemies – Miyatti Allah by Strech(m): 11:15am On Jan 24, 2021
AlhajiImam:
Even if he did nothing for us, here in the north, we still love him. There's nobody that could have done better than him. The south want to use backyard and take over power from us, but it's a big impossible Dream.

Buhari must finish his tenure and handover to another northerners we love like ElRufai
you are so hardless and wicked.
PoliticsRe: Seven Killed, Many Injured As NURTW Leadership Crisis Turns Bloody by Strech(m): 10:41am On Jan 24, 2021
InfernoNig:
Bad news everywhere and everyday. Na God go help this kontri Naija
Guy! the thing ttire me oo. just yesterday night kidnappers took away my landlord and his 5 children killed a soldier and an old man that came to morn his dead son. I have never been so helpless in my life with a pregnant wife and my 3 years old son. my wife had contractions due to fear and my son couldn't stop crying due to sound of Ak 47. Baba this country is gone.

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