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RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend/boyfriend... But .. (add Yours) by stteejax(m): 9:52pm On Sep 04, 2015
simdam500:
cheesy love first
wats dahhuh Here in my area..we dnt knw wah da means
SportsRe: 31 Shocking Facts You Never Had About Some Footballers by stteejax(op): 5:50pm On Sep 04, 2015
MISSNORA:
Buh I dunno anything bout football
u could learn grin
SportsRe: 31 Shocking Facts You Never Had About Some Footballers by stteejax(op): 5:48pm On Sep 04, 2015
Ahzyz:
Hummmmmm don't believe




Eleyi gidigan oooo
google is alive..
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend/boyfriend... But .. (add Yours) by stteejax(m): 5:22pm On Sep 04, 2015
simdam500:
U have only one thing to do, which is to join the Nigerian Army cheesy
tanks..buh....hmmm no tanks...should I say I would fink about ithuh Gerrarahia..she can goan die..lols
Sports31 Shocking Facts You Never Had About Some Footballers by stteejax(op):
1. When Barcelona’s Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan. His father gave his “yes” to him but his mother said “if Xavi leaves Barca, I will divorce!”
2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s youth team was 4-0 down, he came in as a substitute and scored 8 goals.
3. Juan Mata is the first player in history(Epl era) to have joined Manchester United from Chelsea.
4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so far won league titles in every year of his professional career !
5. Alex Song has 27 siblings – 17 sisters and 10 brothers.
6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League player to score 100 goals without scoring a hat-trick.
7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US President Ronald Reagan.
8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players, but never with a Man United player.
9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his youth team won 23 – 0. He scored all 23 goals.
10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the league.
11. The difference in Messi’s age and Ronaldo’s age is 869 days. The same difference between Messi and Ronaldo’s son.
12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his whole career.
13. Only one GOLD Premier League trophy has been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season, they didn’t lose one match.
14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks, 4goals on 31 occasions, 5 goals on 6 occasions, and 8 goals onan occasion.
15. When Mourinho says you have a bright future, it means you can’t make his team at the present.
16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for mocking his family’s financial status.
17. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives blood and getting a tattoo will render him unable to do so for 6 months.
18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys in one day. Juventus sold 0 (zero) Bendtner jersey in one season.
19. In January 2003, Van Gaal was SACKED by Barcelona after leaving them just 3 points above the relegation zone.
20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the same Tactical Management School.
21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit, Henry,Vieira, Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri for £42 million. Then sold them for £206 million.
22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game in the Ghana Premier League but they couldn’t clinch the league title. 23.Liverpoolkeeper Simon Mignolet speaks 5 languages and has a degree in politics.
24.Dundee United have played and beaten Barcelona4 times in professional fixtures, giving them a 100% win record.
25.Former Manchester Unitedplayer Alan Smith scored vs Sheffield United in a League One fixture in April 2012. His previous goal in all competitions was against AS Roma in the Champions League in a 7-1 win for Manchester United.
26.There is only one team out of the 4 divisions in England and the 4 divisions in Scotland that have a ‘j’ in their name. It’s Saint Johnstone.
27.Ronaldo (the Brazilian) has never won the Champions League despite playing for 5 teams that did. Zlatan Ibrahimovic has also never won the Champions League.
28.Manuel Neuer stars in the German version of the 2013 Disney/Pixar film’ Monsters University’. He provides the voice for the character Frank McCay.
29.Former Liverpool man Charlie Adam is younger than Cristiano Ronaldo.
30.The first English team to win a European trophy is West Auckland Town FC. They won the Sir Thomas Lipton trophy, one of football’s first European competitions, twice in 1909 and 1911.
31.Only one country has had two cities with two teams reach the semi finals of the European Cup/Champions League.
Scotland – Dundee (with Dundee in 1963 and Dundee United in 1984) and Glasgow (with Celtic in 1967, 1970, 1972 & 1974 and Rangers in 1960).
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend/boyfriend... But .. (add Yours) by stteejax(m): 12:01pm On Sep 03, 2015
I love my GF but she is in Sambissa.......wah will I do?
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor: I’m Looking For Husband by stteejax(m): 8:49am On Aug 31, 2015
Hate her all u like...buh she's d realest v seen...making her dough nd enjoying life...do wah u lyk..don't let anytin or any1 change d way u c lyf so long as its working 4 u...+#demnodeyfeedU..
CelebritiesRe: #whenyoufinallyblow: Donjazzy Has Some Wise Words For Nigerian Artistes by stteejax(m): 3:14pm On Aug 30, 2015
Love d post more wen I saw #Respect d legend 2Face Idibia..............
PoliticsRe: Flexing On Point: Gej On Blazer And Addidas Canvas by stteejax(m): 3:39pm On Aug 18, 2015
EdCure:
There goes the thief-in-chief!
The most confused and reckless occupant of Aso Rock!
The grand patron of all looters, wailers, and hunted witches.
The clueless propounder of the infamous Goat & Yam Theory.
jst imagine all dis shit was said 2 ur father..as in ur real dad
LiteratureRe: Touching Story Of A Young Girl (must Read) by stteejax(op): 8:46pm On Aug 15, 2015
Thoniameek:
That feeling, the surge of adrenaline when those notifications come in their hundreds, and you're running off to Facebook from Twitter to whatsapp from Instagram.... Then the list goes on as more of those social media surface and you have this endless circle.....

I had to not own a smartphone - as right now I do not own a smartphone, because it's really difficult to want to be a Christ follower with all those things in your face

For now I only do Nairaland (until I can handle social network's attention properly)and with my office phone that's only in my possession when am on duty, and there's hardly any confidential way to reach me except my email that I hardly even check and when I do, it seems so jam pack that I deal with the most important and run off
ya right....
LiteratureRe: Touching Story Of A Young Girl (must Read) by stteejax(op): 8:45pm On Aug 15, 2015
dammyluv911:
eya pls is dis a true life story
dnt rili knw...got it 4rm a group...might be
LiteratureTouching Story Of A Young Girl (must Read) by stteejax(op): 11:22am On Aug 15, 2015
Jst got dis post 4rm a what's app group..thought I should share...pls its a must read, xpecially 2 d ladies..
My name is chinwe, I am 26 years
old, I never graduated for d
university, simply coz I was
stupid and careless, on my 24th
birthday, I received a nice gift, it
was a blackberry phone, I always
wanted one, it was like a right of
passage, my ex-boyfriend got it for
me, he was a student like me, didn’t
have a job, and I really never cared
to ask as he could afford it, my
concern at that point was, yes I had
finally arrived, other girls in my
hostel had blackberries and I would
always get pissed when I heard sounds
of pings and messages coming into
their phones at all hours and I
would stare at my nokia phone and
wish I could throw it away, but half
bread they say is better than none, so
I hoped and even fasted to get a
blackberry phone, looking back now,
if I had the opportunity, I’d have a
landline with no internet activity
what so ever, anyway I got the
blackberry phone and even got free
BIS subscription, at that moment my
life was complete, no more going to
the cyber cafes to check my emails, my
face-book or twitter, I had it all at
my finger tips, life indeed was
complete, or so I thought.
Anyway, I became addicted to my
blackberry and also my social media
applications, and since I had constant
access, I quickly gained enough
followers, and especially guys, mostly
because I had a lot of erotic pictures
on my timeline, I was popular,
finally I felt I was the main girl,
everyone wanted to follow me, I
didn’t care if it was virtual, it felt
good, checking out my profile and
having well over 8,000 followers,
more than half of which were guys,
but one particular guy caught my
attention, till this day I don’t know
what made him stand out, but we got
chatty, he sent me direct messages
and I replied, he was quiet a
gentleman , and I can’t remember
him ever asking for a nude picture
unlike the rest of them, so this made
me comfortable with him, his name
was tobi, he said he was a doctor , I
didn’t have any cause to doubt him,
he had extensive knowledge and even
gave me some medical advice from
time to time, we eventually moved
from twitter to blackberry chat, we
chatted all the time, I got so
comfortable with him, I gave him my
number, and that would come to be
the biggest mistake I ever made.
Tobi called me every day, some days
he called more than once, at night he
would call and I would lay on my bed
and have phone intimacy with him, his
voice was so soothing, he made me do
things I never thought possible, he
had gained so much access into my
head, I realized later I had done
some very sick and twisted things
just to please him, I would take nude
pictures of myself, I would send him
videos of me touching myself in
private, and send him voice notes of
me making moaning sounds and
simulating orgasms, and all this
while we had not met, not face to face
at least, eventually I played into his
hands, I began pestering to meet him
in person, at this point I had lost my
mind, I assumed I was in-love with
him, and when my boyfriend at the
time broke up with me, I really
welcomed it, for me it meant no
more sneaking around.
Tobi eventually agreed to come to
lagos to meet me, all this while he
had made me to believe he was in
calabar, and would take time off
work to spend a weekend with me in
lagos, when I heard this I was excited,
he told me to book a reservation for
him, stating he would pay me back as
soon as he arrived and also he said
it would make him more committed
to the visit and would convince him
of my seriousness, I bought it all, he
was smart, he was cunning, and I was
stupid, oh how stupid I was. The funny
thing was I had sent him tons of
pictures, and all I had was just one
picture of him, and whenever I asked
he would claim he wanted to be sure I
loved him for him, and not for his
looks, and sheepishly
I would try to convince him of my
undying love, and would try to
appease him with nude pictures of my
body.
He eventually made it to lagos, I met
him at the hotel, he was tall,
handsome and had a wonderful
smile, he made love to me over and
over, and convinced me to spend the
night with him, I told him I couldn’t,
because I had a test the next morning,
now at this point I don’t know what
triggered his anger, don’t know if it
was because I couldn’t spend the night,
or maybe I said something else I can’t
remember saying, but whatever it
was, brought out a very ugly side of
him, he called me foul names, and
kept going on and on about how he
always knew I was cheap, and he knew
I was sleeping with other men, the
same man whom had swept me away,
slammed me on the floor, he told me
of how he had shown his friends all
my nude pictures and how they had
watched the videos and listened to
the voice notes, he told me he had
made a bet with his friends, that I
would actually pay for him to have
sex with me, just to prove how stupid
I was, well you can imagine how I felt,
I was confused and shocked, but I
attempted to regain any little
dignity I had left, and so I tried to
mouth off at him, suddenly he
punched me in the face, and I tripped
over, and hit my head on a stool.
The next thing I remember was
waking up on the bed, I was tied up,
and he was staring at me, his eyes
were dark and he had a sinister
smile on his lips, he stood up and
walked towards me ,I tried to scream
and realized my mouth was tapped,
my head was racing, the unfortunate
part was that no one knew where I
was, he turned me over, and told me
he was going to teach me a lesson, at
this point I was naked, he rapped me
from behind, and I mean my anus,
the pain was mind blowing, I
struggled, and he hit me, when he
was done he brought out a small
blade, and he looked at me for a
minute and said, this scare is going
to always serve as a reminder, for
girls like you always trying to be
more than you are, for stupid fools
like you, he put the blade to my
nipple and cut it off, and anytime I
think of it, I still feel the pain, it was
like nothing I had ever felt before, he
was calm, like he had done it a
million times, I could feel the warm
blood dripping down my mutilated
breast, tears of fear and pain
running down my face, and suddenly
he turned around again, this time
all I saw was a flash.
I don’t know how I survived it, but I
woke up in a hospital days after, well
I was awake, bt my eyes were swollen
shut, It took a couple of days for me
to open my one good eye, and realize
d damage he had done, he had
plucked out my eye, and cut my face,
he had cut my breasts up real bad,
they had to it out, like I had cancer
or something, there was no record of
who I was, coz he had taken
everything, he had taken my bag,
containing everything I had.
I was able to tell the nurses about
what I could remember, and also give
them my mum’s phone number, the
hospital felt so much pity, they
actually treated me for free, hard to
believe right?
Anyway I was taken home after weeks
at the hospital to recuperate, it was
tough, I was blind in one eye, I had
one breast and a hideous scar of my
face, talk about your sinage, he did
a number on me, how dumb was I,
sometimes I wish he had killed me,
but there are fates worse than death,
and I guess this is one of them, he was
gone without a trace, the receipt
from the hotel was in my name, so yes
he had played me from the start.
I didn’t dare go back to school, I was
sure everyone would have heard, and
I was not going to become a statistic,
so I decided to stay home, and mind
my business, besides what do I need an
education for, I’d rather stay home,
because there is no rising from this,
there is no happy ending to this
story, this is the simple ending, I was
a victim if a sexual predator, and I
let him into my life period, and I
take full responsibility for that, I
was driven by greed and lack of
morals, I allowed myself fall into an
abyss, but well saying all this doesn’t
change anything, it’s a memory I
will have to live with for the rest of
my life, well not a memory, because I
look at myself in the mirror
everyday, who would want to see a
nude picture of a woman with one
breast, one eye, and a stub.
I have decided to publish my story,
because
with the rise of social media
atrocities being committed, every
story can go a long way in saving a
life, so while you read, SHARE and
help someone back to the right path,
these internet predators are real. _[truncated by WhatsApp
LiteratureRe: Fun Facts About Words And The English Language by stteejax(m): 1:14pm On Aug 13, 2015
Wow....9ce nd educative...stuffs lyk dis should make fp...thumbs up op...d Mods should move dis 2 fp...cc: lalastica,ishilove
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Jokes EtcList Of Some Funny Observations About Nigerian Nollywood Movies by stteejax(op): 11:13am On Aug 07, 2015
Just got dis 4rm a fwends wall on facebook..thought I should share 2 cheer up ur day....
Here is the list of some funny observations about Nigerian Nollywood movies.
1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look "left and right" before crossing the road?
3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the 'Baba'?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies.
9. "15 years ago" , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really?
11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah's dad? 12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: "I'm happy to see you, my son".
Maybe you have something to add
PoliticsRe: Buhari embarrased Nigeria in America-PDP by stteejax(m): 10:16am On Jul 27, 2015
Drop d sentiment....drop d party interest ish nd c sense in what he is saying or said....am no fan of pdp nor apc..I support ghud politics...so far I dnt tink any tin meaningful has been done in Nigeria....but I support d Time ish...President Buhari should b given time..more time b4 he is judged...I comment my reserve...Goodluck 2 him...Peace
About his visit 2 d States...I was like "Bleep" see marginalization....was dat d persn dat said d I am 4 everybody nd nobody shit...I guess he had a little 2 much of dat America Red wine dat Obama gives 2 his African visitors so dey spew out trash...u dnt go online nd say such..Mr d #wholeworldwaswatching.....Quote me nd c wat happens 2 U...#sipping kunu
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Must Handle Tompolo With Tact by stteejax(m): 5:55pm On Jul 24, 2015
firstEVA:
hahahahahaha, i laugh, this is not president Jonathan's administration, this is Buhari's government, Tompolo cannot be stuupid enough to try nonsense, if he dares this government, he will be wiped out to extinction and he knows it. Power has changed hands, we no longer have a president that smiles around the clock like a new bride, the earlier these boys know that, the better for them.
keep on deceivin urself...We should be praying dis guys don't go bk 2 Creek...if u lyk add Obj + Babangida 2 Buhari...if dis guys start...der is notin stopin dem...according 2 d poster dey should be handled wif tac...God be wit US
Science/TechnologyRe: A Must Read.most Dangerous Snake Discovered By Scientists- BBC by stteejax(op): 10:22pm On Jul 19, 2015
duduyemi02:
u dey crazy well well, u get mouth die. Lol
lol..
Science/TechnologyRe: A Must Read.most Dangerous Snake Discovered By Scientists- BBC by stteejax(op): 4:39pm On Jul 19, 2015
Jannie1999:
If I say thunder fire u u will say am wicked anyway sha u got me funny indeed
lol....baba no vex o....hapi sunday
Science/TechnologyA Must Read.most Dangerous Snake Discovered By Scientists- BBC by stteejax(op): 4:21pm On Jul 19, 2015
A Very Dangerous Snake that has astonished the scientists In the
world has been Discovered. Accordin to BBC News this morning, the
strange snake keeps on increasing by 0.5 centimetre every second
and If in any case it touches its body using its own body, It dies
immediately. That is the only way can be killed. This Is the world's
most dangerous and poisonous snake and this kind of snake is found
only in Nokia Torchlight Mobile Phones under game Option, Snake
Xenzia. Thanks for reading this very carefully...
Jokes EtcFunny Ways 2 Break Up With A Girl by stteejax(op): 6:38pm On Jul 18, 2015
[b][/b][color=#000099][/color] 16 missed calls? You killed my ba3 so u r capable of killing me......its over!!!!!

So now u r drinking coke dat has anoda man's name on it, beta go and find him cos its ova btw us!!!!

I called u nd u picked up immediately.U lack patience.I can't date some1 who's not patient.

Why r u using broom 2 sweep my room wen u knw I support Pdp!!!!! Its over!!

U don't pay ur tithe, if u can cheat on God, den who am I? Park ur tins..

U are always abbreviating ur texts, u want our kids 2 b short abihuh Its over!!!
CelebritiesOJB Jezreel Makes Nollywood Debut In ‘anjola by stteejax(op): 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2015
Popular music producer, Babatunde Okungbowa, aka OJB Jezreel made his Nollywood debut in a new movie titled Anjola.

OJB featured in the movie alongside Nollywood stars like Kelvin Ikeduba, Muyiwa Ademola, Bukky Wright, Toyin Afolayan.

Anjola will hit the cinemas this weekend in celebration of the Eid-il-Filtri celebration.
The movie is produced by Nollywood actress, Sophie Ejiga and directed by Bimbo Ogunsanya.

OJB Jezreel is a veteran musician and a prolific music producer

Cc : lalastica
PoliticsPresidency Dismisses Anti-igbo Sentiments. by stteejax(op): 3:36pm On Jul 16, 2015
The presidency on Wednesday dismissed the claim by a pirate radio station that President Muhammadu Buhari expressed anti-Igbo sentiments in a recent interview with BBC Hausa Service.

A statement issued by Buhari’s Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Malam Garba Shehu, said the claim was "completely false, malicious and slanderous.'' He said the voice being ascribed to President Buhari in the recording repeatedly played back by the station was definitely not the President's voice.

"No one should be deceived by the pirate radio station's hate propaganda against the President." President Buhari has not had any interview with BBC Hausa Service since his assumption of office as alleged by the agents of disunity behind the pirate radio station's inflammatory and divisive broadcasts,’’ he added.

Shehu noted that the last interview the President had with the BBC Hausa Service, lasting not more than five minutes, was on the day he was declared winner and given his certificate of return as President-elect by the Independent National Electoral Commission
PoliticsBoko Haram's Cooperation With ISIS Is Making Them Stronger - Buhari by stteejax(op): 3:27pm On Jul 16, 2015
President Muhammadu Buhari has said that the allegiance of the Islamic terrorist group, Boko Haram to ISIS has made them stronger.

The president stated this yesterday when he hosted members of the diplomatic corps to Ramadan breaking of fast at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

He also urged the international community to assist Nigeria in combating the insurgents.

Buhari observed that Boko Haram’s cooperation with ISIS was a clear evidence of the global threat of terrorism, adding that victory for Nigeria against the terrorist group would be victory for the world
EducationRe: Which Switch Lights The Bulb? by stteejax(m): 9:04pm On Jul 05, 2015
Mtn grin
FashionRe: I Took A Picture Of This Man Today In Calabar. by stteejax(m): 8:05am On Jul 02, 2015
Ayima:
Hahahahahahaha, calabar people full this thread well.
Na Calabar I dey do my Youth service...hw we go do la?
FashionRe: I Took A Picture Of This Man Today In Calabar. by stteejax(m): 7:59am On Jul 02, 2015
Always c him @ Watt Market....he aint Ok upstairs...d man can walk 4rm Calabar 2 Lagos
RomanceRe: Guys Only: Post Ur Picture, Let Me C How Handsome U R. by stteejax(m): 11:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
Lastly..hope I try shahuh??

RomanceRe: Guys Only: Post Ur Picture, Let Me C How Handsome U R. by stteejax(m):
My pix aint uploading

RomanceRe: Guys Only: Post Ur Picture, Let Me C How Handsome U R. by stteejax(m): 10:57pm On Jun 29, 2015
Me
LiteratureRe: The Dream (NYSC) by stteejax(m): 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2015
Lol....9ce 1...we use 2 lock our rum bk den 4rm d outside...nd sleep inside till other corp members cum bk...it was fun sha....
LiteratureRe: *The Players Curse* by stteejax(m): 3:19pm On Jun 21, 2015
I comment my reserve...Bauch nd Davidflow has one fin in common..









They r ghud/perfect @ wah dey do......thumbs up bro...kip d updates coming....
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My Drawings.. by stteejax(op): 3:24pm On May 28, 2015
berepiki:
6/10...please let ur mind be pure whenever you draw... Don't be a porn-artist
don't get..enlighten Me

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