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Properties › Re: What's The Name Of This City? by stteejax(op): 10:21pm On Mar 17, 2016

rotexteymie:
Ibadan

i talk am.

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Properties › What's The Name Of This City? by stteejax(op): 9:34pm On Mar 17, 2016

What's the name of this city?

My guess...Ibadan..

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between Pres Buhari And Vp Osibanjo by stteejax(op): 9:16am On Mar 15, 2016

Lalasticlala move this to fp.so people will laugh off today's stress

Jokes Etc › Hilarious Conversation Between Pres Buhari And Vp Osibanjo by stteejax(op): 1:11am On Mar 15, 2016

Apc fans, this is a joke before you guys read meaning into it..take a #chill pill read and laugh away your sorrows..

Buhari met with d Queen of England.
He
asked her, Buhari: How do you run
such an
efficient government here?
Are there any tips you can give to me?
I
want to help Nigeria.
QUEEN: The most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent people.
Buhari: But how do I know the people
around me are really intelligent?
QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room,
CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent
for
me.
QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your
mother and father have a child, it is not your
brother
and
it is not your sister. Who is it?"
CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me.
QUEEN: Yes, very good. Buhari came back home to ask his
Vice
President Osinbajo
Buhari: Answer this. Your mother and
your
father have a child, it's not your brother and
it's
not your sister, who is it?
Osinbajo: I'm not sure, let me get back
to
you. He asked all his staff in the office but none
could
give him an answer. Osinbajo ran into
Babatunde Raji Fashola.
Osinbajo asked Fashola,
Osinbajo: Your mother and father have a
child and
it's not your brother or sister, who is
it?"
FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me! Osinbajo
smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back
to speak with President Buhari.
Osinbajo: Sir, I have the answer to that
riddle, It's
Babatunde Raji Fashola!
Buhari got angry, and said to Osinbajo No
wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward,
I am
surrounded by dummies! The answer
is
.David Cameron!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Joshua Agai, A Model, Bleaches His Skin by stteejax(m): 12:09am On Mar 15, 2016

He is gay...i knw am reach house..na ne talk am

Politics › Re: Stop Deceiving Nigerians If You Want To Succeed – Emir Of Mubi Tells APC by stteejax(m): 6:13pm On Mar 13, 2016

pamellla:
we know the truth already except for d dumb ass of ppl still thinking something good is coming out of dis govt.
yoruba adage says "bi sunday ba se ma ri Saturday la ti ma mo" d foundation is weak

endure fo d next 3yrs or so...next election u hear CHANGE, you ask +ve or the other way round

with u by my side..I can endure d next 3years of change

Education › Re: JAMB 2016 Should Not Be Scrapped Or Remarked - See Why! by stteejax(m): 1:29pm On Mar 12, 2016

Exactly what happened to my kid sis..system was going back and she couldn't finish..

slimmybaarbie:
Oh really?

Mr "intelligent", I'm sure you would have been screaming your head off if you hadn't gotten 243, you think those students complaining are dull? And that you're much more better than them?

Tell me what you would have done in this situation...

After burning the midnight candles, reading day and night, suspending every other things because you wanted to pass your jamb, then you got to the exam hall and the following things happened...

The computer you were given, always take you back to your number 1 question every 15mins, making you start all over again, thereby wasting the limited time you were given.

Then 15 questions wasn't showing in your English language questions...

You complained to the invigilators and they tried all they could to make it right, but no success.

Due to the way the system was taking you back to the first question, you couldn't answer all the questions...

Then you returned home frustrated and angry, and the next day your checked your result only to find out that your score is low...

Mr 'hardworking and intelligent‘...will you accept the result calmly or protest against it?

I need a sincere answer from you, because you're here claiming what you're not, simply because you were lucky to get 243

you should be thankful Op not bragging..

Politics › Re: Photo: 2003 Poster Of President Buhari Condemning Obasanjo's Globetrotting by stteejax(op): 8:21pm On Mar 02, 2016

flexrivers:
Why this one never reach FP since morning?

admin dem eat Aisha rice

Politics › Re: Photo: 2003 Poster Of President Buhari Condemning Obasanjo's Globetrotting by stteejax(op): 2:19pm On Mar 02, 2016

mods, lalasticlala push this stuff to FP na

abi make I fry egg for una first?

Politics › Re: Photo: 2003 Poster Of President Buhari Condemning Obasanjo's Globetrotting by stteejax(op): 11:43am On Mar 02, 2016

bandol:
Hnnnnnmmmm! Dont condemn others. think deep before you do because you may end up doing what you have condemned them for. Always ask why before condemning others.

Thanks

Politics › Re: Photo: 2003 Poster Of President Buhari Condemning Obasanjo's Globetrotting by stteejax(op): 11:25am On Mar 02, 2016

Pheals:
The past is gone pmb is [b]burn[/b]again to do that !! I wonder y obj support him then ...

thank God u said burn again

Politics › Re: Photo: 2003 Poster Of President Buhari Condemning Obasanjo's Globetrotting by stteejax(op): 11:19am On Mar 02, 2016

DaBullIT:
These wailers dig up more shyt than archeologists

its necessary... go into politics and c ow people will watch ur past in 3D

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Politics › Re: Photo: 2003 Poster Of President Buhari Condemning Obasanjo's Globetrotting by stteejax(op): 11:18am On Mar 02, 2016

Aromas:
Oboi baba don 4get dis one o

he don 4get am since

Politics › Photo: 2003 Poster Of President Buhari Condemning Obasanjo's Globetrotting by stteejax(op): 11:02am On Mar 02, 2016

Sahara Reporters shared this 2003 campaign poster of President Buhari which condemned former president, Olusegun Obasanjo's globetrotting. Today, President Buhari seems to be giving the wiry old fox (Obasanjo) a run for his money...:-)

Christianity Etc › Re: Buhari Plans To Install Northerner As C.A.N Leader, Group Alleges by stteejax(m): 11:07am On Feb 22, 2016

A teacher in ibadan askd his student 1+1=?
A student stood up nd said 4.
An ijebu man passing by over heard his response, shook his head and said..
'This APC government will kill us in dis country. Every thing has increased. dollar, transport fare, foodstuffs, fuel price, bread,.... everything . Even 1+1 dat used to be 2 before has now gone up to 4.....'?

God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

Happy New Week

Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Team Featuring Ramsey Noah, Akpororo And Co by stteejax(m): 3:20pm On Feb 19, 2016

Even this team go win my club...

#Van Gal but why

Romance › Re: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by stteejax(m): 8:00pm On Feb 14, 2016

pcguru1:
Baddo nice one

thanks boss

Romance › Re: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by stteejax(m): 8:00pm On Feb 14, 2016

pcguru1:
Baddo nice one

Romance › Re: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by stteejax(m): 2:26pm On Feb 14, 2016

Don't do val...but I do pics....

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Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by stteejax(op): 10:41am On Feb 12, 2016

jordanice007:
olorun orun pick up the call. awon guys yi o lori meji

rara

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by stteejax(op): 8:38am On Feb 12, 2016

henrybomb:
Fresh

+ frosh

Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Stuns In Native Yoruba Attire by stteejax(m): 8:30am On Feb 12, 2016

MizFrances:

seriously miss...no jokes

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Family › Re: Sibilings Recreates Old Photo by stteejax(op): 10:00pm On Feb 11, 2016

Everybody dey recreate old pics na..dem sef one do their own..

RadicallyBlunt:
Which kind yeye recreation be this. How brother and sister go dey hold breast. The time for that don pass na..all this oyibo sef.

lala make peope see this post for front page na

Lalasticlala pick my call....na beg I dey beg o

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by stteejax(op): 9:55pm On Feb 11, 2016

xreal:
bro. I hail.

~~dodo....~~

orimado..I grt U

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by stteejax(op): 8:48pm On Feb 11, 2016

I no fit modify my own post..its wa o

Family › Re: Sibilings Recreates Old Photo by stteejax(op): 8:45pm On Feb 11, 2016

Lol..d guy na bad guy..he carry her 4 mind

frostland:
menh see d way the guy grab him sis boobs like say him don da get am for mind since

Pets › Re: I Saw This Dog Die by stteejax(m): 8:41pm On Feb 11, 2016

Painful..only lover of Dogs would understand this...have stayed with Dogs all my life...4rm Sky to T-roy to Biggy to Tammy...f ucking love Dogs...Hope Captain would leave long like d ones b4...I feel ur pains bro...

Family › Sibilings Recreates Old Photo by stteejax(op): 8:30pm On Feb 11, 2016

A friend sent me this picture...thought I should share

Hit or Miss?

Lalasticlala come and see this family o

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by stteejax(op): 8:09pm On Feb 11, 2016

Chai my post made fp 4 d first tym and I no fit modify...2016 gonna be great though...

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by stteejax(op): 8:04pm On Feb 11, 2016

Jok3r:
Oboy c poverty bt money gud oooo..I swear I go mk money

to make money na him sure pass

Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Stuns In Native Yoruba Attire by stteejax(m): 2:08pm On Feb 11, 2016

MizFrances:
Everything is news nowadays

your beauty should be news also...I mean everyday..u worth it....

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Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by stteejax(op): 2:02pm On Feb 11, 2016

cruzita:
poverty any where u dey ,make thunder fire u back and front.see as u make wizkid resemble barber,davido bricklayer and ice-prince resemble poverty himself.

lol...u no nice @ all...maybe na deir occupation 4 deir former lives

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