Jokes Etc › New Rules To Protect Chelsea By The English Fa by stteejax(op): 10:24pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
NEW RULES TO PROTECT CHELSEA The FA has released new rules to protect Chelsea from relegation. 1. Chelsea will be allowed to field 13players during home games and 15 during away games. 2. If they win 2 consecutive corner kicks they will be awarded a penalty. 3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal.. Including off target shots. 4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that's a straight penalty regardless of the position. 5. They will be allowed to make 13substitutions. 6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won, 4 points for a draw and 2 points if they lose. 7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3goal keepers at the same time. 8. Any attempt to tackle or mark Hazard will result to a penalty 9. Finally Jose Morinho will be allowed to instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by stteejax(m): 7:21pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
Sai Mourinho
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup (5 - 4) pens ON 27th October 2015 by stteejax(m): 7:57am On Oct 28, 2015 |
Mourinho be like...Oga Abrahimovic gv me small. Time abeg...lol |
Business › Re: Billionaire Wife Shade Okoya Dazzles In New Photos by stteejax(m): 12:30pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Who Deserves Punishment ??? by stteejax(op): 10:45am On Oct 25, 2015 |
For Me
All of them...
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Politics › Re: Six Reasons Why Dakuku Peterside Of APC Will Win Rivers Guber Elections Rerun by stteejax(m): 7:23am On Oct 25, 2015 |
Trash..........
Iranu |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 24th October 2015 by stteejax(m): 8:41pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
The way Chelsea are going down.........
Them fit discover oil o....... |
Culture › Re: Ijaw Dialects And Where They Are Spoken by stteejax(m): 1:14pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
babyfaceafrica: confirm...unlike some tribe..very peace Loving and respectable...although dem sabi yab person o....accomodating and very taciturn lol...yabists |
Culture › Re: Ijaw Dialects And Where They Are Spoken by stteejax(m): 12:04pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Lagrage: I love Ijaws a lot.. But they can be aggresive at times. Dem nor dey gree for argument. To me thats their character flaw but apart from that they are very loving,respectful and homely You can say that again...we love peace |
Culture › Re: Ijaw Dialects And Where They Are Spoken by stteejax(m): 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
kelsidengkucio: And point to note, their girls no de fine at all then u need 2 c my Mum nd ma sis bro #Ijawpureblood |
Culture › Re: Ijaw Dialects And Where They Are Spoken by stteejax(m): 12:00pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Nice work op....
Keep it up..
#proudlyIzon #proudlyBayelsan #proudlyNigerian... |
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To You Tonyebarcanista! by stteejax(m): 9:33am On Oct 24, 2015 |
Happy bornday my Niger Delta bro |
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Valuable Things You Can Buy With N500 In Nigeria by stteejax(m): 8:10pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Valuable Things You Can Buy With N500 In Nigeria by stteejax(m): 8:08pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Oloshos....aka Obeserve |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Under Pressure To Float New Party - National Daily by stteejax(m): 8:10am On Oct 21, 2015 |
Yorubas been deceived since 1960 AD
Quote me and mud!!!! |
Phones › Re: This May Be The Most Expensive Phone You Will Ever See **pix** by stteejax(m): 2:33pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
deanoffaculty: This phone ehn! Only people like Deziani Alison Madueke, Stella Oduah, patience Jonathan, Dimeji Bankole, Tafa Balogun, Smart Adeyemi, Bala Mohammed and all other 'BARAWO' politicians.....can buy the phone. Amaechi, Tinubu, Amosun, Okorocha, |
Romance › Re: Men Do You Respect These Kind Of Ladies ?(pics) by stteejax(m): 4:11pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
On your wedding day..I go donate 4 fire estinguisher |
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by stteejax(m): 3:52pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
seunoni34: I took that decision earlier this year, I don't hi a lady first on social media except I know her in person. These ladies see most guys on Facebook as riffraffs as a result of their experience with these buttlicking guys so it's better to save yourself the embarrassment and meet real people in the real world. as in ehhn....I dey tells U |
Politics › Re: ‘dear Baba’: Jonathan Writes Obasanjo, Seeks Blessing For New Foundation by stteejax(m): 10:19pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Mogidi: I always feel like killing my enemies but God please give me some of Jonathan's attributes. This is why Dr Jonathan is revered. This is why Dr Jonathan is lucky. This is why Dr Jonathan became a hero in defeat.
No bad bone in his body.
[img]http://www.aitonline.tv/pix/NewsImages/8811.jpg[/img] |
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by stteejax(m): 10:07pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Don't even chat wif most of dem on ma list...even d ones that sends request be waiting 4 u 2 say hi first....aint blaming them though...most of dem don't knw d meaning of social....its a social network gurls..not a forming network....Peace!!!!!!!!!!! |
Education › Re: Three Igbinedion University Students Die In Car Cras (Warning: Graphic Photos) by stteejax(m): 10:06pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
RIP girls....shocked wen my bro told me....Ezinne was his very ghud fwend...RIP  |
Education › Re: Three Igbinedion University Students Die In Car Cras (Warning: Graphic Photos) by stteejax(m): 10:06pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
RIP girls....shocked wen I bro told me....Ezinne was his GF...RIP  |
Politics › Re: APC, FG Hounded Alamieyeseigha To Death - Fayose by stteejax(m): 11:25am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Stupid party..change ma ass.. Amaechi- innocent until proved guilty..same wif oda APshit memberz..
Stella Oduah- guilty until proved innocent. Same wif okonjo, madueke et al...shit party |
Sports › Re: Why I Removed Enyeama As Eagles Captain — Oliseh by stteejax(m): 9:11am On Oct 08, 2015 |
When Dunga stripped Thiago Silva off captain duties and handed it 2 Neymar...there wasn't any fuse......only in Naija...Made in 9ja...Dunga did not even xplain 2 anybody cos its his right 2 choose anybody as captain of d team....
Naija own....our coach dey xplain gv all radio station....smh.. |
Politics › Re: Tribunal Nullifies Election Of PDP Rep For Lack Of Educational Qualification by stteejax(m): 7:14pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
Apc nd Pdp seeing themselves as different people....we all na one o......pdp no b Allien..same 2 Apc...One love....One Nigeria... |
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Rocks Beautiful Braids As She Storms Radio Station (photos) by stteejax(m): 4:51pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Karashika
Fucking love Genny
Age wif grace.....wish |
Politics › Re: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by stteejax(m): 4:35pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Iranu
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dash dis people sense....Terrorist |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Wishes Nigerians Happy Independence Day by stteejax(m): 8:38pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Lordave: I hope Nigeria doesn't battle relegation like Man U did. which planet dis one dey? |
Education › Re: 6 Embarrassing Things That Can Happen To You In Class. by stteejax(m): 9:19am On Sep 30, 2015 |
Tru...buh did not go through any of dis in ma 4 yrs in da institution.... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Porto Vs Chelsea: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by stteejax(m): 10:14pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
I hope to make this club the best in the world.win the World cup,African Nations cup,Confederation and Asian cup with Chelsea FC. New Chelsea manager..Mourinho's successor
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Science/Technology › Re: Plane Crashes Caused By Pilot Error & Some Facts About Flying (Graphic Photos) by stteejax(m): 5:51pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Cool...read from A-Z...very informative... |
Jokes Etc › Re: One Word For Dis Guy by stteejax(op): 11:18pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: In my grammatical dictionary we call this kind of lunatic a " Non compos mentis " . Lalasticlala pls come see this kind madness o lol |