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AIG07:
Coincidence you call it.
But this is more than that, it is simply a 'Life Replay'.

honestly

Penisinpenisout:
This is too much to be a coincidence

seriously..2nd life..

Can a history teacher explain this ...

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.


Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre...

Worth a share ...!! Lalasticlala over to you.

R I P brother..just last week u posted a message on our chat group.. This week u gone..fair well Aruba..

Ok

emiwanlee:
Even though I believe before now, I am now beginning to doubt this chibok story because of the childish things happening now

bro 2 me o..all na scam..even if it isn't..then it was all planned..we all have a date with truth someday..

Dreamwaker:
Your mum, sister and daughters will also get kidnapped and people will make jokes about it

guess ur sisters are among the chibok girls

Dreamwaker:
So for your mind this is funny abi? Young girls, people's daughters got kidnapped and you are making jokes about it. You are an insensitive asshole.

thank u Mr Zombie

Lastly

More CHIBOK girls returning from all corners of Sambisa forest!

-as seen on Facebook.

Bayelsa tomorrow... Just left

curiositymaster:
Na joke I dey oooo

me too bro..greetings

[quote author=Kiish post=44956954][/quote]lol..nice pic

curiositymaster:
Your fada

hang ur moda

Scarceguy:
not funny :Pnot funny

and you quoted it...

Enjoy some laff ...

. . . . . . “Some former leaders died and went to hell. The British leader asks the devil to allow him make a phone call to London to know the welfare of his people. He spends five minutes. Satan bills him $5000.The United States leader makes his call for eight minutes and Satan bills him $8000. The Nigerian leader calls Abuja and spends two hours. He is briefed about the fuel trouble, Boko Haram, kidnapping, budget brouhaha and the anti-corruption war.

“After his call, he asks Satan, ‘How much is my bill?’ Satan replies: ‘Your bill is $1.’

Surprised, the Nigerian leader says: ‘How come my own call is cheaper than the other two leaders’? I stayed longest on the phone.’

Satan, smiling, replies: “What’s the difference? Calling hell from hell is not expensive; it’s a local call.”

Enjoy some laff ...

. . . . . . “Some former leaders died and went to hell. The British leader asks the devil to allow him make a phone call to London to know the welfare of his people. He spends five minutes. Satan bills him $5000.The United States leader makes his call for eight minutes and Satan bills him $8000. The Nigerian leader calls Abuja and spends two hours. He is briefed about the fuel trouble, Boko Haram, kidnapping, budget brouhaha and the anti-corruption war.

“After his call, he asks Satan, ‘How much is my bill?’ Satan replies: ‘Your bill is $1.’

Surprised, the Nigerian leader says: ‘How come my own call is cheaper than the other two leaders’? I stayed longest on the phone.’

Satan, smiling, replies: “What’s the difference? Calling hell from hell is not expensive; it’s a local call.”

fabre4:
Oga your sense is inconclusive

Thank you sir...

ebubemicky:
Guy were u buy that SK from?

from Sikiru o

encryptjay:
Hahaha
OP got me. I was about to type something like her village have started

lol..nice..sorry about that ya

Opoki:
@OP, if I say make this dog bite you now, you'll be begging me. Why do you have much joy in making FP? Na food?

no vex la..my Dogs go kill that one sha

megabyte2:
I can't stop laughing, are you high on something

yea..am high on life....

ofeshe:
Op its like dem mix the ukwale weed with ibadan own....u try

nd oshogbo

Drsheddy:
J

for juice

porrigeyam:
Your SK na Final

add bustop...
Morning

PweetyJbaby:
Sum pipu can lie 4 african ehnn

like our politicians fa?

Morning Pretty

xendra:
lol... just seeing the topic, I knew someone was trying to draw attention

lol..not an artist but I love to DRAW attention

Morning

Edwinmason:
make we just day wait for that day

na so

joshysmartie:
OK.... Now, I get, it, olajumoke, n, snakes, are the keywords so.. . Olajumoke kills a very big snake
Yeye boi


Y are snakes making fp self

dont know o..maybe Lala na celebrity farmer..lol

Erebeshe:
Teejay my man...I gaz report you to pat's 06 set. ..lolz

lol..abeg o..who be dis?
Dem don catch me

Edwinmason:
suppose i get super powers i for don kil most of them since

lol...he go solve many matters mehn..