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ibkaye:
ladies in their 30's 40's or what?

hehehe jump if u want

olorun ma je.
30-40 ke? hell no! im goin to marry a lady im older than

oh u want me to jump because i want to kiss a woman abi

ibkaye:

kini omode mo, iyami

saucekid:
iyeme!

dont worry, im not gonna snatch your babe from you. u know im married already

ibkaye:
pahaha, when you call me mom, you make me feel old

shorter? ok o

making u feel old ke?, well, i call every lady that and they like it
well, my height is ok so i dont need to marry a woman who's taller. abi u want me to dey jump to kiss her

protyruding belly is as a result of huge consumption of hot sperm and massive abortion.

ibkaye:
huh? our? anyway sha, you still haven't answered the question, yes or no?

no mom. i would rather marry someone who's shorter than i am.

ima1:
No reasonable woman this day would want to be a full-time housewife and have her husband give her monthly allowance, (except if the monthly allowance was 1 mil naira a month). we women want independence, i mean what if something happens to the husband and the hungry inlaws come claiming what is not theirs, what should she do.

Personally after spending more than 5 years earning a BSc. degree and a Master's, i would not want to stay home n be a full-time housewife, i would rather work from home or work limited amount of hours at work.

why don't your friend open up a shop for her, that way she can still practice her profession.

daughters of EVE no dey ever want to be a house wife. its business as usual for them always u know

ibkaye:
ok o, aren't mum and omoge two different things?

back at topic, would you date a girl taller than you studio?

i'm tall myself so were u expect our children to tall reach?

tope2000:
the long hmmmmmm na

oh ok, well, oshe iyami

ibkaye:
mom ke?

yep mom. as in omoge

saucekid:
love song again??

yep man, love song

ibkaye:
lol, not at all

ah ok. well, love song woulda been much more better to heaer u song mom

ibkaye:
i meant na as in no

OH SORRY DEAR, i thought that was one of those love songs u were making up

tope2000:
lmao

imao WHAT?

ibkaye:
na na na na

what was that? abi u were just talking to yourself

@poster,

yep i think it does.

there's a woman in my compound who looks at my bulge whenever im on boxerz

ibkaye:
hmm kini

why the love song?

ibkaye:
na na na na

, hmmm,

hot chic,

most times men claim to be one good fellow only to get her lied and throw her aside like a piece of thrash.
it's my priority to look out for her cuz i was taught nobody is perfect.
i dont want her to make mistakes. she's my niece and thats why i would like to kick some ass as a piece of warning.

1ma,

oyin,

i'm only saying women are bunch of temptation. it only takes gods intervention to save the men from the hands of this daughters of eve.

mich,
degrees for which course?

kini? errm, u mean to phorck?

mich.

wetin be abunna? is that italiano?

mich.

why u no go back up 4her when u babes na birds of the same feather

mich,
who tell u sey one no better pass the other?
u know there are long dick and short dicks, and there are fat and tiny dicks?.  one sweet pass the other. i don taste the size of mine on a woman wey confess immediately sey e sweet pass the size of her boy friend.
so i think u are wrong on that sweety.

4her,


who paid for michelin's expenses to hawaii cuz i know sey she dey for italy

jk,
i no need an interpreter.


mich. hhmm, seem u like to taste the different sizes. abi u dey look out for the long thing wey fit reach the end of your garden?

mich,

what do u mean you've heard more than a boy friend?,
do u mean you will be heading to the aisle pretty soon or something?

mich,

exesses ke?  does that mean u are jumping from one guy to another or something?

well, negro. take am easy before i turn u to a sand niggar u hear?

ib,


i hear you. anyways, sauce is patiently waiting k

mich,

were did u got that experience from?
have u ever dated a short man before?

madamkoko,

my disapointment is that she is only 17 and my niece u know

ib,
well, so your future man shoud be upto 6'3 taller right?


4her,