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Lol

Missing your gayy partner already ehn. .hard tough guy? Lol

Lol mtchew

Who be dis one wey dey question me?

Abeg face yo front jor

Yeah

Dont let me insult your fada. .he didnt do me anything

See as dem be like Ibo market men and women in Enugu

They always wanna talk shiit about my blockbuster jokes to make dem look bad as if na me say make dem no get talent to make people laugh

instead of showing appreciate and paying me enough royalty for putting smile on dia wrinkled faces like they usually do to Talents in United States, what i get from my Naija people is Hate and Jealousy

Lol

Are u on heat baybie?

Nellyon:
You dared to post this joke yet again?

I hate u with passion pusssie
and would appreciate if u stop commenting on my threads

No kidding

Shut up and post your own joke make we see now. . . He'diot

One wrong spelling can turn a marriage into hell. . . A man sent a text to his wife and skipped the last letter. . .hey sweetie, I have been having the greatest fun of my life since yesterday, wish u were "her*". . . .

A plane was carrying psychiatric patients who were making a lot of noise; one patient pops into the cockpit and orders the pilots to teach him how to fly a plane.
PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that you tell your friends to keep quiet, off he goes and after a short while everywhere became quiet and he came back, "teach me now" he said, amazed, the pilots asked "but how did u managed to silence your friends?"
PATIENT: I've opened the door for them to go and play outside.

Onyeasi
i like u cuz u get eyes for better things. . .and copying from a Genius like me go really help u big deal

good to know i'm your role model. .and i promise ain't gonn disappoint u and dem other fans.


One Luv

Im a pretty strange boy with a good heart. .loved by many hated by few.

. . sorrounded with so many controversies. . so i decided to go low key so as to save my head from those unfit and incompetent jokers jealous cuz i'm young , talented and a ladies man.

Everywhere you go tis always bout me they wanna talk about. .

Studio did dis studio did dat
"Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio!!
Studio stole my wife!
Studio laid my babe!
That child was fathered by Studio!
Because of Studio na im I de sick so!
Studio wound me bad!"[/i]

Na wetin?!!! My broda, dem go kill themselves one day o!
Face your front!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

Shakes head in pity


*walks out of thread*

Greedy and Selfish Ibo people

i heard a native doctor in Enugu turned a lady to a bag of garri cuz she refused to pay her shop rent (true)

I always pray dat people appreciates my jokes
but what i get at the end is Hate And Jealousy

why me?

zealot4me:
^^^ babbyyy y are u angry naw!

did u just called me a baby?

Shorrie just called me a baby

Well, i dey vex cuz QPS managed to run away with a 1 Nil victory With the help of tha saddist Manchester United Referee

When i heard tis dat reff would officiate Chelsea and Qpr match, i knew Chelsea are in for a serious big trouble. . .cuz dat Reff is a Man united fan and would do anything to make sure chelsea go's down with United.

That Bosingwa ball worth Red Card??

No matter how many red cards dat saddist reff give chelsea, i dey win dis match.

GAME ON BAYBIE

Chelsea for life baybie

I dey laugh oooooo


e come be as if na basketball Man City dey play


I'M SO PROUD OF MY CHELSEA TEAM BAYbie

Lol
him matter don tire me

No mind dat chauvinistic piglet above u sweerie

bin gbagbo:
*farts at thread *

"pnuuuuuuuunw! "

shameless old man

I see u poster. .weldone

Tunji was praying one Sunday morning, he said "Lord. Give me a job, which would make me have a loud voice to be heard, my pockets always full of money and a vehicle full of ladies everyday". The Lord granted his prayers, the next day, he became a molue conductor!

eldav:
i knw u r one of life's casualty . . But u dnt hv 2 let all knw.

Abt being your friend,dat dry line of urs is . . .well dry,nd trust me i dnt wanna be friends with a dirty yoruba boy lyk u,so dat u nor go dey pour me spit 4rm an unwashed mouth in d name of talkin.

I knw u wanta b friends with a successful blessed,PROUDLY IGBO man lyk me bt. . . .tough sh.it.

Rebuke is greater to the wise than hundred blows on a fooool

I dey feel your pain sir Mr Eldav Njoku Cyril

Hhmm,
na by force to laugh again?