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i dont want to mention names but i believed the person

want to confirm it from you

is Ajibel yo real name?

Make una no let fear catch me now. . .

But erm. .Lol
If i were god, i would give all girls big booOObs, assSS, and teach them the benefits of sharing used toys, Hate and jealousy will be no more

Hhmm lol
I trust You

Hi guys, how was ur day? Hope it was cul!
I want 2ask u guys a question. Imagine u and your lover slipin on d same bed and u dreamt dat he/she was chasin u with a cutlass, and while u were running 4 ur dear lyf, u wope up and saw him/her looking at u and d next tin he/she said was "FOR UR MIND NOW, U SABI RUN ABI". ( ) wat will u do?

I can see de menopause stage u are right 'n is really really affecting your sense of reasoning

sorry o. . Old mama youngy


Are my really that ugly? (checks myself from head to toe)
i dont think i've heard that before madam old hagg**

and why do u want me to behave matured witha sick hard cold b.tch like u. . .so dat u go ask for my number abi?
Sorry o. . I dont do mamas like yourself . . . .
So Get Lost

U dis mortuary attendant why not post your own pic lets see your burnt face naw

abi u dey fear? Cuz i just checked your profile and what u wrote was Hhhmmm. .
What is hhmmm failed model??

AJIBEL
is it true you're a female?

Ajibel:
To all nl jokers; the wet and dry ones, the old and newbies, the muslims and christians, the mods and admin. . . . . Happy sallah y'all
dont ask me where the joke is cuz if u do,go find it in yo momma br.a

You're just a nuisance


Exits Thread

booqee:
u know what studio? U helped prove my theory right. To be serious, i actually did find d joke funny, its d best today. I only posted dat to pull your legs, i wanted to know how immature u are. And u proved me right by your reply. U post good jokes, yeah kudos for dat(i'm serious). but d problem wiv u is u behave more like a lil child. U need to grow up man, stop acting d way u do, and really u'll see d positive result you'll get. I only hope u'll take this in good faith, but u'll never do anyway :-(4u

Stop Stalking Me Now Abi Na By Force?

Cant u live a day without seeking for my attention?

If dats the price i gatz pay to be celebrity then dont patronise me. . . wtf

paparazzi stop following me about like my advicer on media matters . . .wetin?

see me see wahala o

Mtchew

stop calling me a man lover please i beg u

except u want make i do dry fasting cuz of you

hehehehehe
the first line of dat joke funny die

booqee:
@Studio forget it okay? I wouldn't date u for d world aight? All dis just to take notice of u, d hating and all d crap. Buh sorry my secret admirer u don't fit dat perfect picture. I see dat u've even been stalking me, cos how on earth do u know i'm dark.;-) buh well, ain't no crime to trip for a gurl! :-P

Indirectly you don dey trip for me and want me to do whats right (toast you) abi?

Sorry o

I dont have time for a  Failed Model like you. . .hang yourself

happy sallah uglibel

Bad Belle  hahahahahaha

My honourable name always in her mouth like toothpaste. .Everyday she gat something new to talk about me . . . Haha

See Her Head Like The Tip Of My  Banana

Thank You Handsome

I've forgiven my haters as stated in the Holy Qu'ran





Danny1luv
you're forgiven

go and sin no more


HAPPY SALLAH TO MY SISTER AND BROTHERS

GOD BLESS YOU ALL
AND HEY, GOD LOVES YOU, BUT I LOVE YOU MORE

old
seeing it before

still funny sha

dani1luv:
Please use the offtopic or insult thread for beefing

I need your protection here on nairaland danny1luv cuz the heart of man is evil

is it my fault dis biffers aint gat no sense of humour?

Why dem dey beef me all the time?

I've done so much for jokes section but all i get for my hard work is hate and jealousy

Why Me?

3rd and 4th jokes. . .copied from me

The birthday still never finish?

Mtchew

Stop begging me for moiney indirectly na

Stop copy pasting and write me a good joke jor

mtchew

The male ram dey vex cuz he no get enough time to sample the female ram thing well before dem go die

D.A.V.E:
Studio u try sha,nice one

Thank You Team Studio. . .We're Ontop

ARareGem:
I don suffer. See how this boy is trying to drag my name through the mud on NL.  From all the rubbish you've spewed here I gather my opinion matters to you. Fine, let me spell out what my first reply in this thread was- it was a sarcastic statement. Hope you can understand now.

Know that you would be the last guy in this world, if ever, that I would 'toast'. I mean, not even in my nightmares. It's not my fault that you are not on par with me intellectually, socially, financially. . . The list is endless.
*I mean this in a good way*

Now that you've succeeded in making me come down to your level, hope you're happy?

I'm done with you for now.

PS: Do not let loose that your Ijebu persona and try to insult me with sex-based or vulgar words. I restate, do[i] not[/i] bother to make any response to this post. I can assure you that whatever you type concerning this post is most probably going to embarrass you even further.

One love in Christ (That is, if you're a believer).

you're a Big Fooool. . . . . Walaihi, . .
You can suck your arsehole like a lemon each time you see or hear "Studio," its expected behaviour for halfwits like yourself.

I know its realy painful the way I mentally dismantle and discombobulate fully grown cretins and cross-eyed bow legged bottom feeder like yourself. So yo whole mind is saturated wit "Studio,"
Mrs Njoku, that is called being mortally injured. [/size]

Studio this, Studio that! Lolz! Yeah, I'm enjoying your daughter's punnny and I'm her sons real daddy.

Hang yourself

Lol

too long
thought i was reading a text book


Exits Thread

Lol

i wont waste my precious time arguing with a gayy albino like you Ajibole . . So go hang yourself

I mean dis in a goody goody way

PretiEbony:
studio the lover boi

If i invite u over to my house come chop sweet Banana now u go begin give excuses 





Thank You Asaba Man

he must be Ibo


lol
how are u pretty?

dani1luv:
duhhh, lemme give u examples of those who wrote dis same letter of 'leavin nl'

gabry did, she actually left nd came bak 2dayz after with a new id, ms. Potatoe

190 did, and where is he nw, wandering about romance nd sexuality section , came bak wt anoda id

studio did, left wt his username studio_143 and came bak few hours later with studio_cfr


so i wouldnt so, surprised if you are d brain behind rakel05

Seun Begged Me To Return

borrow borrow bin

see as him ear wide like leaf

MOGUL.O:
studio, you are a JACKASS!!!!!!!!!! Mad man!!!!!!!

I will be praying for you stuuupid