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Friends ok.
I have no problem with that at all lol.
How are u mehn? Are u siblings?

U nko where u dey?

Na u dey call my name as if u be my lord na, How are u again.
Dyt nko?

My Lord,

Lol my brother take am easy dey throw yo yabbings na. Lol

I'm hot, You're not.

Shoooh. Warri see me see wahala o.
U mean sey na dusts i dey yarn before?

Dikele help me borrow sylvested one wicked slap with that your short hand

How runs na

Sorry my sister, I dey drive as i dey talk to u so, Later.
Whats the time over there?

Lol, My mentor how things na?
Long time

Dont call me a boy cuz i'm old enough to impregnate a woman.

Rolls sleeves

My username baby lol

u bad, u know it lol

Aproko u don show?
Why u no knock before u enter na?

Me?
I'm a go getter anytime, I dont toast. My personality speaks for me.

Lets get into it lol

Ehen kini big deal?
Do i look like a little moncho to you?
Look let me tell u, it's even stated in the bible that u should drink but dont get drunk, I've forgotten the chapter though lol

U rocked the weekend alone without remembering me abi?
No problem sha.

Mine tight, Hangover enter this morning. I never settle sef.
Headache

Hey do i know u, Have we met before??
Why u dey biff na?
Abi na my mouth sey u no get talent?

Clear make i pick something from grocery store jor

Bonboclak mahn, Lol
wetin i sabi sef.

How was yo weekend?

I'm an Entertainer and not a rapist.

*sips fanta*

maka why,

fine face no pimples

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he opened his own clinic.
Business got so good that he could afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares.
so, he told a kid to paint the signboard for him and put it above his shop entrance. but, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken.

he had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the signboard.
so he decided to check it out himself. then he understood why!

the boy had found a small wooden board so he had to split the word into three:

Psycho-
The-
Rapist.

good to know,

I'm not yo dear, I'm just an Nland user.
Lol

erm. Fine sha. And yours?

Lol at the last message.

So many funny enemies lol

Me?
If i wan kidnap you, u no reach
but i no fit kidnap u cuz u no be whity
nobody go fit pay better money for your ransom.

Make i just bone dey jolly my life dey go.
Mi o ri ti e ro.

*Drinks cold water*

Dikele be yo self, Dont tryna be me.
Photocopy ko Easy

Swaga swaga your Ginger, Lol bros u get mouth. Lol



tarnimz,
U fit catch breeze?,

*reads joke again*