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Na today him don dey chop raw frog?

Sisi mi konse be o.
U not one of them heck no.
Walahi, I like u and wunt do anything to hurt you .
Walahi

Like u woke up with butterflies in your tommy this morning abi?

Not me cuz i'm civilized.
I no be oponu like some people here.

*smiles and rub hands still*

What do u mean by my x?
No dey talk wetin no happen no.
U see why i called u elenu gbeske? Lol

*smiles*

Oh ok,
If u say so madam big breast.

*Nods Head*

Lol,
*beats chest*

My x what?
No make me laugh abeg cuz we are still very much together.
Abi u wan plan coup?

Catch me if u can.

*Rub Hands*

Not funny

*rub's hands*

Me?

The joke make sense small

Smiles

Some of yo spellings here get k-leg, Ontop yo stale joke

Ehen, Iwo nko?
Elenu gbeske

Hhm

Were is the joke?

Ben don learn him lessons, Him don take style quit yahoo runs go find white collar job

Jesus christ.

Walahi u need a serious deliverance

Lol ehen what

Ibotus and tarnimz,
una 2 well so?
The doctor's report don come out?

*shakes head in pity*

Clear jor i no send you,

*dials my warri friend's number*

Ibotus so u even know the badger reach house lol

*checks into his bank account he's about to poverty*

Yo popsy

Lol

Lol

.

I like that personality in it.

Well, i know sey good news dey sound bitter to una.
I've been promoted to the rank of C.F.R
COMMANDER in chief FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA after so many years of my hard work.

Recognise!

Joe coool,
If i sey make i kidnap u now u no reach,
but i no fit kidnap u cuz u no be whity.
Nobody go fit pay better money for your ransom.

Fine and yours?