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okay
but where is the joke?

i'm a gentle man

i bin dey upgrade the guy before to the level of a meat seller

[quote author=kody-licky link=topic=733043.msg8907287#msg8907287 date=1313142989]nicey[/quote]Thanks Luv     

jokingmary:
lol

why u dey laugh?
No be u be him class teacher

yes o lol
the fight no get part 2

*did i over answered your silly question?*


and as for you GBAGAUNCO
*whatever dat means*
stop insulting me or else I WILL TELL THE WORLD HOW U WERE BORN

jokingmary:
Do u actually have any friend, studio

I guess u meant Nairaland friends. . .

And YES!
I hav lot of dem especially dem girls
i aint goin to reveal dia identities cuz we both agreed to keep our friendship secret u know from all dis jealous guys dat are working real hard to pull me down.

(hehehehe)

and for dem guys, they've approached me so many times via yim and facebook . . I accepted some and ignored some and believe me, dis people fightin me may'be among them peeps i ignored. . Lol

i'm sorry. . Just cant be friends with everybody. . (i dey cut my coat according to my size) Lol. .

Let nairaland be nairaland and outter nairaland im a different person. . . Outter nairaland i'm not STUDIO. . outter nairaland i dare not say some of the crazy things i say here on Nland . OUTTER NAIRALAND ladies call me DARLING, HONEY even some on nairaland would tell u am ROMANTIC! Hehehehehehe

dont take my gentle man's approach to heart
dis is jokes section

u must be out of your mind

mtchew

hehehehehe

tell him jor lol

GbagaunCop:
see who's calling someone a gutter boy   learn how to speak good English b4 u come out and start yarning dust!

dat na good english abi?
You're a big f, o, o, l

*NO OFFENCE*

Nellyon:
Gone are the days when people talked smart by claiming the other person sucks at English, Not that Studio doesnt suck anyway.

go and die hater

mixing english with pigin is the only way i could express my joke better

i'm not saying my english is 100percent tight or correct

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=732459.msg8905095#msg8905095 date=1313103552]Sophizzy why now remember you ask for the topic and beside we are on joke section and so dont think things personal ok oya smile

[s]Stupi.d studio do you have to let everyone know your profession?[/s][/quote]Meat Seller leave dat girl alone and go take good care of your wife at home

(Osho'Free)

mtchew

Nellyon:
Grasping at straws. It happens when you are drowning.

You're so annoying

Mumu
i no switch my phone off

ask question before before . . . I reserve my comment

lol

No let dat meat seller matter bother u

Nellyon:
I totally agree with you, you are in a class all your own. No rival.











The class Studio Stup.id (SS)

Sounds like something a sick hard cold b1tch would say

stop talking nonsense gutter boy

chumakk:
I will personally put your name into the Guinea Book of Records

Olodo!

Na so dem teach u for school?

(Laughs)

Modify Jor

mtchew

*Blinks*

*Speechless*

*adjusts my chicago bulls pant*

*reads the yoruba man's post again*

*hisses*
*clears throat*

*checks the time*
time for bed

*ignores his silly rants*

*Sips Moet*
turn off the puter. . . Yawns and and and sits on the couch and and zZzzZzzzZZZ,

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=732650.msg8902715#msg8902715 date=1313078308]stuipidio did you have any friend?[/quote]if i call u mumu now people go say na biff
Lol
tis spelt STUDIO! u dis confused yoruba man

and about tha idiotic question u asked, take a good look at me and tell if for your blood stained eyes i be like person wey no dey friendly in reality.
(LAUGHS)

most of my friends sef are women
so u see. . .

jokingmary:
Anywhere u go people are fighting studio

Lol
they like* me i guess
they wanna be friends with me the hard way cuz to them thats the only way to get close to me.

In dis life, if nobody talks about or carez to know who u are, then u are a nobody.
I'm a somebody infact a very important person and dats why they wanna be friends with me. . . Lol

Sophizzy:
Stud sorry na, I was just wondering.

Lol
i didnt meant to scare u

Sophizzy:
No, bt nor be everytime person dey fight.

Besides, wetin concern u 4 our matter?

no dey mind dat guy (BASHY DEMY) na so so people wives him sabi pursue

weldone Mannerless

manliness i meant

sorry

your business

Aunty dis is JOKES SECTION . . Whatever u see you take

and if u continue dey pester my life with too many questions, then i would consider u an enemy

thanks EAGLE'EYE

dis peepz criticising my award winning jokes are bad losers

let dem continue. . . TILL MIKE ADENUGA SIGN ME ON AS A GLO AMBASS*DOR

lol

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: ''If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?'''''Yeah, sure thing, '' replied his friend, ''fire away.'' ''Well,'' said the first guy, ''why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?'' ''it's probably because of her speech impediment,'' replied the second guy. ''What do you mean her speech impediment?'' inquired the first fellow. ''My wife doesn't have a speech impediment! '' ''Well,'' replied his friend, ''you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say 'NO'!''

u still dey ask for link when u supposed dey beg me

Not every shediot dat speaks to me i speak back at especially when the stewwpid she'diot is not on the same level with me

no mind dat boy
is like he don see work for filling station

nothing embarasses me

words cant bring me down

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, ''Get out of here with that dog!''

The guy says, ''But this isn't just any dog, this dog can play the piano!''

The bartender replies, ''Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay, and have a drink on the house!''

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart, And the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.
The bartender asks the guy, ''what was that all about?''

The guy replies, ''Oh, that was his mother.
She wanted him to be a doctor.''

funny indeed